Chapter 447: Killing Chickens and Using Lu Fengxian
Chapter 447 Killing Chickens and Using Lu Fengxian
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Liu Hanshao led Lu Bu and Zhao Yun to help in the big kitchen, but there is a purpose, and now there are many small stories about the supreme commander in the army, such as "the commander gives clothes, the commander saves people, and the commander persuades prisoners...... As long as Liu Hanshao touches his hands today and turns around and goes out, it is not just "the commander treats guests", but the commander personally cooks and eats for the brothers. What do you have to be moved by the brothers? Still not in tears?
But now Li Erwa has disgusted Zhao Yun and Lu Bu and the gang, so it's okay, the key is that you don't leave a chance for the master to perform, why does the master blow it in front of the brothers?
Fortunately, Li Erwa was just dizzy for a while, and woke up in time before Liu Hanshao's feet kicked over, and shouted: "Master! ”
"Huh?"
Liu Hanshao raised one leg and stopped in a golden rooster independent attitude.
Li Erwa hurriedly said again: "Master, didn't you say that you would open your eyes to the brothers at night and come to roast camels with a big dish?" The camel hasn't been killed yet, so why don't you kill it? ”
Still maintaining the independent posture of the golden rooster, Liu Hanshao secretly wondered whether he should kick out this kick: rude, do you think the master looks like a person who can kill camels?
It's a bit weird to be warm here, the queen and princess personally pick and wash vegetables, and a cook dares to despise Lu Bu. Dainde couldn't accept it a little, and wanted to escape the scene as soon as possible, so when he heard this, he immediately said: "Commander, the lowly position will also do these chores, I'll go and help you." ”
Liu Hanshao finally retracted the kick he wanted to kick out, and asked in surprise: "Lao Dai will still kill camels?" ”
"Pretty much, the animals are like that anyway."
"Okay, okay, let's go."
Liu Hanshao turned around and grabbed Dai Ende's shoulder, and Zhang Liao also followed in time, and said flatteringly: "Commander, I will also go to help you." ”
"Okay."
Liu Hanshao also hugged Zhang Liao's shoulder, and before leaving, he didn't forget to turn back and explain to Zhao Yun and them: "A few of you, now you all listen to the second baby, do whatever you want, don't complain." ”
Lu Bu, Zhao Yun and Xun Youdeng were dumbfounded, we are the brigade commander and the chief of staff, and we actually want to listen to the arrangement of a cook, but this is an order from the commander himself, dare not listen? However, Zhao Yun was "awe-inspiring and not afraid", because Li Erwa was small, fat and greedy, and when Zhao Yun was the deputy captain in the Beibi Mountains, he trained him a lot.
"Second baby!"
Hearing Zhao Yun's shout, Li Erwa was frightened, the work in her hands stopped, the flesh on her face was piled up, and she said with a smile: "Second uncle, let me tell you." The roast camel that the master said is definitely a big dish, so you have to put a sheep in the belly of the camel, a chicken in the belly of the sheep, a pigeon in the belly of the chicken, and an egg in the belly of the pigeon. I haven't done it before, but I just heard the master say this, but I thought about it, these things inside have to be baked first, and then they can be stuffed in turn, otherwise, I'm afraid that the outside will be baked, and the inside won't be cooked......"
Is the second brother really here to learn to cook? Zhao Yun said a little impatiently: "You just say directly, what should I do?" ”
Li Erwa nodded and asked in a consultative tone, "Why don't you go and kill that sheep?" ”
"Hmm!"
Zhao Yun answered, then turned around and walked away coolly. Li Erwa secretly breathed a long sigh of relief, as if she was more afraid of Zhao Yun than Liu Han.
"Second baby, what do you think your uncle can do?"
Just sent away Zhao Yun, the "cool god", Li Erwa was about to raise her eyebrows, and Lu Bu bumped into it himself.
Li Erwa asked with disgust: "What are you going to do?" ”
"I ......"
Without waiting for Lu Bu to speak, Li Erwa said very casually: "Go and kill that chicken." ”
Think of me Lu Fengxian, the commander of the dignified heavy cavalry brigade, standing on the Yin Mountain and showing his face, can scare the Xianbei Xiaoza people and sheep for more than 200 miles without looking back, you let me kill chickens? Besides, why should my eldest brother kill camels and my second brother-in-law kill sheep, so I can only kill chickens?
"Kill chickens and use Lu Fengxian?"
"So are you going or not?"
The familiar and sharp gaze shot towards Lu Bu again, Ren Hongchang even pouted, which obviously meant that he was obviously saying: Everyone is busy and happy, just you are yelling and shouting here, it will only add to the chaos, can you not embarrass your sister?
Lu Bu was defeated in an instant, forcibly held back the anger on his face, and squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
"Go, go. My uncle went to kill the chickens. ”
Looking at Lu Bu who fled in the wilderness, Xun You was completely dumbfounded, and then looked at the "tall and handsome" Li Erwa, with "begging to be spared" written all over his face, which obviously meant to say: Erwa, they are all uneducated rough goods, I am a scholar, you won't let me do that kind of thing like killing chickens and plucking feathers, right?
It is said that there is still a pigeon in the belly of the chicken?
Oh, my God...... Cake crushing sacks!
"Chief of Staff Xun."
"In. Second baby, I'm here! ”
"Please go to the back and bring the five-spice powder, I have to mix these things that have been packed up and adjust the taste."
"Okay, okay, I'll go!"
Xun You, who was obviously treated preferentially, rushed to the back kitchen like a man chasing the wind, at this time, if an enemy dared to block his way, even if he was a scholar, there was no doubt that Xun You would definitely dare to draw his sword and rush to kill.
However, after a while, Xun You's desperate wail came from the back kitchen: "Second baby, second baby!" What is five-spice powder? ”
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In the expectation of all the officers and men, night gradually fell, and several bonfires were lit on the field of the battalion colonel, lighting up half of the night sky. These bonfires are not for the soldiers to gather around for warmth, although it is late autumn now, and the night in the north is quite cold, but if the soldiers can't even endure this cold, then what are they fighting and fighting?
The soldiers had already entered the school field in an orderly manner under the leadership of their respective generals, with the Yanyun guards in the north, the Fifth Army Guard Brigade in the east and south, and the guard battalions of Zhang Liao, Dai Ende, and Lu Bu in the west. All the soldiers were nervous and serious, and they were excited. The brothers of the Guards Regiment were all right, but the other brothers were eager to see the Commander, and of course, the Commander himself to cook a meal for the brothers.
Liu Hanshao deliberately picked it up in the tent, put on his hat properly, tied his belt tightly, and even had no rules for his saber, and then came out, accompanied by the generals, and went to the university field together.
"Where's the second child?"
Xun You, who was following him, immediately replied: "Commander Zhao said that the commander had fun with his brothers today, and he wanted the brothers to feel the commander's care, so he personally led people to patrol the camp." ”
"Well, it's good that the second child can have this heart."
Xu Chu on the side said: "Han Shao, I'll take my brothers to patrol the camp and change the second brother back." ”
"No need. It's just that this kid has to worry more about it in order to get rid of his previous stupid problem. ”
Liu Hanshao said this, others didn't dare to pick up the stubble, because these people around him were all Zhao Yun's subordinates, including Xu Chu and Dian Wei, who were also dug from the Songshan Brigade at the beginning, but Lu Bu was heartless, and said a little gloatingly: "That's it, if I didn't listen to others, I wouldn't know that the second brother-in-law's appearance of fine skin and tender flesh dared to lead a battalion to beat more than 10,000 yellow scarves back then." ”
Liu Hanshao's head was black, and he said in his heart: Look at you like that, it seems that you are much better than him. And the generals collectively filtered Lu Bu's words, and at the same time collectively secretly despised him for a small time.
When he was about to arrive at the school grounds, Xun You ran over in advance and shouted: "Everyone stand up and salute!" ”
Liu Hanshao came to the middle of the school field, returned the salute to the brothers from all sides, and then said: "Hello brothers! ”
"Good commander!"
Liu Hanshao said again: "Brothers have worked hard! ”
When Xun You heard this, he secretly said in his heart: It's over, the words below have not been taught, and there must be jokes.
"Fight for the Great Han!"
In addition to the neat and uniform answer of the Guards Regiment, some of the brothers in the other units shouted "not hard", some shouted "not afraid of hardship", and even some shouted "The commander is more bitter!" ”
The scene was almost not serious, and everyone endured it very hard, but Liu Hanshao took the lead and laughed, and then everyone laughed along.
It's a joke, isn't it?
Our five armies are elite, and when they see the commander-in-chief, they can't even answer a word.
Xun You almost used the dolphin voice, and shouted loudly: "Finish the ceremony!" All sit down! ”
This time it was much more neat, and the departments on all four sides were like four people, sitting at the same time.
"Brothers fight for the country, not afraid of bloodshed and sacrifice, the heat and cold, our Han can be stable, and the people can live happily, which is inseparable from your efforts. Brothers, your merits will not be forgotten by the country and the people! ”
As soon as he turned around, Liu Hanshao's serious face already had a not very serious smile, and he said again: "Today, my brother wants to invite my brothers to eat a peerless dish, as for how delicious this dish is, the brothers will know if they taste it themselves." ”
Because there were people on all sides, Liu Hanshao also had to turn around and say, "Don't say much, let's serve the food and eat it now, okay?" ”
"Good!"
This time, there was no need to be taught, not to mention how neatly everyone answered, and the atmosphere at the scene quickly became warm. There is no need for the soldiers to move, each cooking squad carries a rice bucket and inserts it into the field, and takes the squad platoon company as a unit, serving bowl after bowl, which is fast and orderly. The one sitting at the innermost couldn't wait to eat, but sitting at the outermost side had to help pass the food, and he couldn't help but sniff sharply, and wanted to smell more.
"Brothers, eat with your belly open, you can manage enough today, and you will be full!"
What nonsense do you still talk about while eating?
Seeing that no one paid attention to Liu Hanshao, he was about to be embarrassed, Zhao Yun's guard brigade commander Zhao Mian shouted: "Principal, what is the name of this dish?" It's so delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious dish since I've grown so big. ”
When the army was reorganized in Luoyang, Zhao Mian also mixed in the Beibi Military Academy for a few days, not only that, but Liu Hanshao also taught him to sing Xintianyou! Therefore, now he calls Liu Han less principal, and he should also be divided.
But the question is, what is this dish called?
Cabbage pork stewed vermicelli?
It's obviously not in line with the high-end ingredients inside!
Northeast messy stew?
We're not in the Northeast now, we're in the North!
Henan stew? Stewed vegetables......
"A gathering of heroes!"
Liu Hanshao not only shouted, but even sang: "Look at this dish, there are many heroes, and it is not expensive to charge you eighty points." If you take a look at it and try it again, is it particularly beautiful? ”
Finally, there was something more important than eating, and the commander not only invited guests, but also sang in person, so there was a tsunami-like shout from the school grounds.
"Good!"