Chapter 468: Sheep Kidney
Tian Mengzhu still gave Zhang Tianshi face, and didn't say that he wouldn't give money, but said: "It's useless to know what can't be changed, what's the use of knowing what can be changed?" ”
Zhang Xujing nodded silently when he heard this, feeling that this was reasonable, but he shook his head again in an instant. Although this theory of the uselessness of fortune telling sounds reasonable, it is not good, if they all believe this, the entire Longhu Mountain will drink the northwest wind. Don't divinate hexagrams, don't ask for signs, how can you let the Taoist priests live!
Zhang Xujing began to talk eloquently, telling the true meaning of Taoism, and talked for half an hour, until the dinner time when the master of the Tian League was still smiling and listening. At this time, Zhang Xujing finally reacted and fell for the trick.
He popularized Taoist knowledge for the master of Tian Meng for half an hour, but he didn't say anything useful, and the two didn't meet this time.
On the way to the table together, Tian Shiyi suddenly asked, "What does the Heavenly Master think about the resurrection of the soul?" ”
"Impossible." Zhang Xujing said categorically: "There is no such thing in the world. ”
Hearing this, Tian Shiyi nodded, knowing that he didn't have to argue with this Taoist priest anymore, he couldn't explain his situation at all, and it was in vain to ask if he asked.
Zhang Xujing regretted it a little, he said it too quickly, how could he find out the details of the Tian Meng's master?
After the wine banquet, Yang Zaixing invited his future father-in-law and mother-in-law to go back to rest, and the specific matters were naturally arranged by Yun Niang. If Yang Zaixing was left to do it, Zhang Xujing and his wife would go to the grave to spend the night with Yun Niang's parents.
After sending Zhang Xujing and the others away, Tian Shiyi took Baihua and went to his new house that was about to be completed, which almost became a daily reservation item for the two.
The rest of the world is not very good, but there is no smell of decoration that is gratifying, and there is no need to worry about the harm of formaldehyde and stupidity in the unborn child, just think about it.
I don't know why Fang Baihua suddenly wanted to listen to poetry today, Shi Lang thought about it and said casually: "The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, the waves are sweeping away the heroes, the success or failure is empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times." The white-haired fisherman is on the river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze, a pot of turbid wine is happy to meet, how many things in ancient and modern times are all laughing and talking! Yang Shen. ”
Baihua, who was intoxicated by the poetry, was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked "Yang Shen" what to understand.
Dong Xiaowan, who hid in the shadows according to Fang Baihua's instructions, was also confused, this poetic conception was far-reaching, and it was suitable for Zhao Ji, but what does this "sheep kidney" mean?
Tian Shiyi's sideburns were about to sweat, and after drinking some wine at night, copying other people's poems but reciting the name of the original author, how dangerous it was.
"Of course I didn't have enough to eat." Tian Shiyi replied with a smile: "After a while, I will cook it myself, and fry a hot kidney flower for you to taste." ”
Fang Baihua did not doubt that he was there, and only said that Eleven Lang should not be too greedy, and be careful of hurting his spleen and stomach.
Dong Xiaowan, who was hiding in the shadows, thought about it, but added another line of small words below the poem.
"This poem should be recited with a lamb's kidney and wine."
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The small life is very good, and the whole Shuangyu Island seems to lack only troubles, but Tian Shiyi knows that there must be troubles. are two old virgins, and they are finally getting married, but they are facing a huge problem, what to do with a total of four.
Tian Shiyi understood in his heart that Baihua was giving himself a problem, the purpose was to teach himself a lesson, and he would not have to go home to get a girl in the future. Let's play
was worried in his heart, but a few teenagers not far away were shouting for Tian Shiyi to come over.
Tian Shiyi doesn't like to show his face, except for some necessary occasions, he rarely appears in public, so there are not many people who know him, and now the few teenagers who are calling him in the past obviously don't know Brother Eleven.
Sun Youai followed secretly, Tian Shiyi went over to ask, but it turned out that the teenagers were juju, and there was just one person missing.
It's good to play football, if it wasn't for the long stay on the sickbed in his previous life, Tian Shiyi felt that he would definitely be able to become an excellent football player.
The skills of the Song Dynasty are very distinctive, otherwise there would be no scum like Gao Yu to emerge. Brother Eleven's ball skills are not very good, but after playing with the teenagers for a while, he also rediscovered the feeling when he was studying.
The bell of the school rang in the distance, and Tian Shiyi waved his hand and said that he was going to class. Several teenagers hurriedly said that it didn't matter if they missed a class, and the teacher wouldn't call them in every class.
Tian Shiyi waved his hand again and said, "No, I'm going to give a lecture, if I don't go, there will really be no one to name me." ”
The teenagers were stunned, but they didn't expect that after playing football for a long time, this was actually a teacher.
Seeing that Tian Shiyi was going farther and farther, several teenagers got together to discuss whether to skip class at the end. At this time, a teenager suddenly said in horror: "Oh no, this lesson seems to be a big class, saying that the eleventh brother of the alliance leader is coming to tell you a story." ”
The teenagers immediately remembered, their faces were frightened, and they hurriedly ran towards the school. At this time, they suddenly remembered two words, big lesson, alliance leader, and storytelling......
The teenagers ran back to the school, and the students had already gathered in the hall. Sweating profusely, they entered the synagogue, and the teenagers finally saw the smiling leader on the podium in front of them, who was the same teenager who had just kicked his feet together and was scolded by them for smelly feet.
Tian Shiyi's story is very old-fashioned, and when the youth is strong, the country is strong......
Seeing that the day of marriage is approaching, the islands of Zhoushan are full of joy, and Shuangyu Island is particularly busy. Catherine was anxious because she was going to get married tomorrow, but her father hadn't come back yet.
The passionate trumpet in the distance suddenly sounded, and the military trumpet sounded, and the entire Shuangyu Island immediately became excited, and the crowd of people rushed to the direction of the port. The sea fortress of the Tianci Alliance, the battleship named "Navy No. 1" by Brother Eleven has finally returned.
"Mother, is this a ship?" Because Heavenly Master Zhang Xujing was covered by Yang Zaixing, he preemptively boarded the Fearless battleship and looked at the "Navy No. 1" battleship like a mountain from a distance.
The crowded port was silent, not even a single breather, all of them were shocked by the prehistoric beast-like "Navy No. 1".
The puppy was very creative and dressed the huge battleship. Of course, it's not really a dress, but it's painted in a very scary way.
I don't know what paint is used to paint the body of the beast full of scales, the big mouth with the white teeth on the bow of the ship seems to devour people, and a pair of hideous giant eyes are round, no matter how you look like a beast, it looks like a beast more like a ship.
The sea monster that took decades of savings to build by the Quanzhou shipyard, and the giant battleship with a full twelve sails was finally presented in front of everyone's eyes. That feeling is tantamount to the people of later generations seeing a real spaceship.
Tian Shiyi was also stunned when he saw the "Navy No. 1", but what he thought in his heart was different from the others: "How many cannons and how much does it cost to completely arm this ship!" Going out to war with this ship, isn't this a cannon to fight mosquitoes? ”
Li Finley's father is undoubtedly the biggest hero, followed by the puppy. As for Jeruth Nilie, no one will think of him. Tong Guan, hehe, who is that, the people of the Heavenly Alliance don't know that there is such a number one person.