Chapter 319 Zhang Yu's death is ugly

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Zhang Yu and his henchmen were secretly escorted to the capital, much earlier than Zhang Lu, because Zhang Lu was still waiting for the whole family to arrive in Han before leaving for the capital.

Previously, Liu Hanshao was not sure of Zhang Xu's temperament, so he asked Jia Xu to observe it secretly. Zhang Xuan was willing to surrender, and even behaved extremely docile and well-behaved, but the answer given by Jia Xu was that this person was not available, and suggested that Liu Hanshao dispose of it as soon as possible.

In Jia Xu's words: "This person is obedient, wolf-hearted and dog-like, this life and death are in the hands of His Majesty, and he will definitely do everything possible to survive, once he gets out of control one day, his habits will be difficult to change, and his fierce appearance will be revealed." ”

Liu Hanshao didn't know how credible the old fox's similar words could be, but Zhang Xuan seemed to be many years ago, when Zhang Jiao made a fuss about the yellow scarf, he followed the fuss, but the court didn't care about him at that time. Later, Liu Yan went to Yizhou, and he didn't know what indescribable things happened to him, so he became Liu Yan's vanguard to seize Hanzhong.

According to the original history, after seizing Hanzhong, Zhang Lu would take the opportunity to kill Zhang Xuan, and the books said that Zhang Lu wanted to dominate Hanzhong. However, at this time, Liu Yanke was still alive, practicing Taoism with Mrs. Lu in the middle of the night, and playing was having fun, that is to say, Zhang Lu at this time was also being favored.

So, when his family is still in Yizhou, is it possible for him to jump out, push away the thighs he is holding, and dominate Hanzhong? If he really had this ambition or guts, why did the "pigs, pigs, monkeys, and monkeys" jump out to compete for the world, but he never took action?

Therefore, in the original history, the real reason why Zhang Lu killed Zhang Xuan was likely to be Liu Yan or Zhang Xu. Either Liu Yan used Zhang Yan and instructed Zhang Lu to kill him, or after Zhang Yan arrived in Hanzhong, he thought that he could get rid of Liu Yan's control and made some rebellious moves, so Zhang Lu killed him.

Of course, it's not interesting to talk about these things now, let the so-called original history be turned over, anyway, Liu Hanshao will not bet on whether Zhang Xuan can be used or not, but it can be reused.

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Hearing that Liu Hanshao wanted to see the sun soar in the day, Zhang Xuan was almost scared, but he still pretended to be a master of the Tao, and said: "Your Majesty learned that the cultivator, the sergeant, is called a heavenly immortal; The sergeant swims in the famous mountain, which is called the land immortal; The corporal dies first and then sheds, which is called the autopsy immortal. Among them, the way practiced by the monk is divided into the ascension of the house and the ascension of the day, the so-called ascension of the house is the day when the Taoist becomes an immortal, and the house concept used to study the Tao in the world will be brought to the heavenly immortal world; The so-called daytime ascension is to ride the clouds and drive the crane and fly to the fairy world, all of which are Taoist supreme immortal laws, poor and dull, and have not yet been enlightened. ”

"Oh, so the sergeant is very advanced, and you are not that advanced, right?"

Liu Hanshao made a look of sudden realization, and then said with a look of adoration: "Then you will dissect one." ”

Zhang Xuan had a black line in his head, and said in his heart: Your Majesty, you want me to die, it's very simple, why do you have to play with me?

However, Liu Hanshao hadn't had a good time, and said again in disappointment: "Hey, you can't do this, you can't do that, why do you have the face to call yourself a rice master?" Or, tell my brother, what will you order? ”

"This, this...... Well, that ......"

Zhang Yu was speechless.

"Brother I heard that you have a kind of spell divine water, which can make people invulnerable and a hundred times more energetic after drinking?"

"Your Majesty, but there is this kind of divine water, it is my family's ancestral Taoism, and it has nothing to do with Zhang Xu."

At this time, Zhang Lu could also see that His Majesty was obviously here to smash the field, and as for whose field he was going to smash, it was really hard to say. Therefore, when Liu Hanshao asked about Shenshui, Zhang Lu hurriedly answered, at least he could appear to be more useful than Zhang Xuan.

"Oh...... Then you give my brother a bowl, so that my brother can also experience the feeling of invulnerability. ”

Liu Hanshao slowly put away his smile, his face was gloomy, and the three brothers Zhang Lu were so frightened that they "pounced" on their knees, but they didn't know how to open their mouths to explain.

Is that thing really invulnerable when you drink it?

It will only make people become neurotic, they don't know the pain, and they are not afraid of knives and guns.

Do you really dare to let the emperor drink it, and then stab himself with a knife, and then you can't show your stuffing immediately when you're done? At that time, I am afraid that my family will not be able to die well.

"Huh."

Liu Hanshao suddenly laughed dryly, but Zhang Xuan and Zhang Lu were so frightened that they trembled, only to hear him say again: "This old way of my family knows a little immortal method, so it is better to let you open your eyes, so that you can have an epiphany as soon as possible." ”

So, Zhang Xu, Zhang Lu and others hurriedly bowed to Shi Laodao and said in unison: "I implore the immortal master to use the immortal method to solve the foolishness of the disciple." ”

At this time, Shi Laodao was still in a dusty and elegant posture, and he didn't say much, while ordering someone to set up an oil pot to make firewood, he took off his wide Taoist robe, but inside was a short training uniform. Waving, twisting the waist, stride, appearing, a set of non-standard broadcast gymnastics, so that it is called a flowing water.

When a series of fancy actions were finished, the oil pot was almost boiling, only to see the pot tumbling and bubbling, a lot of smoke rising, and seeing Shi Laodao poke out his palms, slowly dip into the pot, and bathe in the oil.

Seeing the scene in front of him, not to mention how Zhang Xuan and Zhang Lu brothers were shocked, even the members of Sohu who were guarding Zhang Xuan and the guard Liu Hanshao came to Dian Wei in shock. Especially Dian Wei, who follows Liu Hanshao all day long, is also quite familiar with Shi Laodao, but he never expected that Shi Laodao, who usually looks easy-going and indisputable, is a real person.

"How's it going, Master Zhang? Why don't you come forward and give it a try? ”

As Liu Hanshao spoke, Zhang Yu kowtowed, and said continuously: "No, no, no, poor road...... Villain, villain will not do this immortal art. Your Majesty is gracious, you can't try it, you can't try it! ”

"Hey, sincerity is spirituality."

As soon as Liu Hanshao's voice fell, several Sohu members immediately stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Yu together, and put one of his hands into the oil pot without saying a word. With Zhang Yu's scream, the hand that reached into the oil pot bulged countless blisters at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming extremely terrifying and disgusting.

Zhang Xuan did an experiment with his own hands, which showed that this pot of oil was really boiling oil, and there was no fraud at all, so Zhang Lu and others worshiped Shi Laodao even more, thinking that the immortals had descended to earth. Of course, only Liu Hanshao and Shi Laodao knew that the vinegar at the bottom of the pot had dried up, and now this pot of oil didn't dare to wash their hands anymore.

The members of Sohu let go of Zhang Yu and let him hold his fried palm, and couldn't stop wailing, and the three Zhang Lu brothers who saw this scene also trembled and were terrified. That's not all, I saw Shi Laodao take a small gourd from his waist, put it to his mouth and take a sip, then closed his eyes, shook his head and did a few cervical exercises, and suddenly opened his eyes and spewed out a mouthful of flames towards Zhang Xuan.

Zhang Xuan instantly turned into a burning man, and pounced on everyone with his teeth and claws, but fortunately, the members of Sohu had already prepared, and they all locked Zhang Xuan with forks and ropes.

Shi Laodao suddenly shouted: "Evil animal, don't die soon!" ”

Then he stepped forward with his sword and cut off Zhang Xuan's sinful head.

Looking at the three Zhang Lu brothers again, they were already scared to pee, it was really urine, everyone had a puddle of water stains under them, and their bodies were like sifting chaff, but they knelt on the ground and didn't dare to move.

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Liu Han has rarely seen murder, whether it is Ma Yuanyi, who was divided by five horses, or the yellow turban super fan who was personally ordered to be killed later, and even thousands of troops and horses, fighting in front of the battle, and countless corpses in the blink of an eye. However, it is the first time that a person has been tortured to death like today.

If you have to count Li Ru, it's the second time. What is the difference between one and two? It seems that the emperor has been in office for a long time and is used to seeing life and death, so he has less and less psychological burden to kill.

That's right, Liu Hanshao just wanted to kill chickens to show the monkeys and use Zhang Xuan to scare Zhang Lu. The so-called waste reuse is to make his death a little uglier.

Confucius said: "The Tao is the way, don't steal indiscriminately." ”

Fool people, cheat some money, even if it's just fooling people to kneel at their feet and sing conquest, it's okay, but don't put people in the hole. Fooling other people's families to ruin, and even jumping out to rebel at the risk of killing their heads, such liars are not even pleasing to other peers.

You fooled people to death, who are we fooling?

Therefore, Zhang Xuan must die, because if he dies, I don't know how many people will live in the future. And he must also die ugly, because Zhang Lu, who survived, has to be in awe, otherwise, who knows if he will have any thoughts that he shouldn't have in the future.

This person, if he doesn't have a thought in his heart, he will go wild as he walks; This liar, if he can't figure it out, he will fool himself and become lame.

Zhang Yu must have known what kind of species he was at first, but later there were more people fooling, so he really thought that he was not an ordinary person, and he even did things to fool people and rebel. Who would have thought that a pot of oil would make him appear in his original form, and he once again realized himself clearly, it turned out that there was nothing particularly long on his body.

"Don't panic, the three Taoist friends used their magical powers this time, just to punish the evil animals in the world. The poor road is a little slight, not enough to shine, all of them are the saint's mercy on the poor and stupid, so they teach each other supernatural powers to protect the flesh and skin. Three Taoist friends, why don't you hurry up and bow to the Holy Son of Heaven? ”

Urine is urine, our heads are still there, looking at this emperor brother, how can there be the posture of a cultivator? It's not as good as your old man, why did you become a saint?

However, but, but ...... What is Shi Laodao's two hands, we really can't figure it out for a while.

And yet, and again, and again...... Seeing this situation in front of you, you said that Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, and you say that he is my father, and I have to hug my thighs and shout Dad, right?

I didn't allow the three brothers Zhang Lu to think too much, so they only heard Shi Laodao say again: "The chaotic universe, the infinite Pangu, opened the heavens and the earth, and created all things. His Majesty is actually the spirit of the first Pangu, called the Holy Heaven, just because he can't bear to see my Han in danger and the people in distress, so he goes to the lower realm to save the world. Be honored in the sky, be the son in the earth! In front of the Son of Heaven, the three Taoist friends, Mo Feier and other mortal fetuses with the naked eye, they don't know it? ”