Chapter 240: It's better to be an uncle
Meng Chujiu looked at his arms, and saw that the skin on them was red, like a newborn baby.
Chen Zheng also walked over, took a closer look, and couldn't help but be amazed, and said, "There is such a magical thing, can I give it a try?" ”
"You?" Yu Qizheng glanced at Chen Zheng, shook his head and said, "How long can you hold on?" Is it as long as those people just now? ”
Chen Zheng thought about it, although those people just now didn't hold on for as long as Meng Chujiu, they were actually quite good compared to ordinary people.
I do carpentry work all year round, in fact, my arm strength is still good, naturally I can't judge by the standards of ordinary people, thinking of this, Chen Zhengdao: "Of course it's longer than them, why don't you try?" ”
Yu Qizheng snorted lightly and said: "It's useless for a long time, the key is to have a good foundation, the effect of this medicine is to stimulate your potential, but it doesn't increase your strength out of thin air." ”
"My foundation is also very good." Chen Zheng refused to bow his head.
Yu Qizheng snorted lightly and didn't bother to answer, obviously he didn't quite agree with Chen Zheng's statement.
Meng Chujiu was very happy when he got the benefit, and asked: "Yu Huwei, since this potion is so magical, why not take a medicinal bath and stimulate all the potential of the whole body, why not only stimulate the potential of the arm?" ”
"You have a very peculiar idea, why don't you give it a try?" Yu Qizheng said, the corners of his mouth inadvertently raised a small arc.
Meng Chujiu was real, and he didn't notice this slight change, so he raised his legs and stepped into the barrel.
Chen Zheng looked carefully, grabbed Meng Chujiu, and asked Yu Qizheng: "Is there a problem with the whole body medicinal bath?" ”
Yu Qi was looking up at the sky, making a contemplative gesture, and after a while, he said slowly: "There was a master in the previous dynasty, who made a full-body medicinal bath, and after practicing martial arts, he advanced by leaps and bounds, and was the first in the world at that time. ”
Meng Chujiu's eyes lit up, and he said, "I also practice martial arts, do you think I have the potential to be the best in the world?" ”
"Even if you can't become the best in the world, your body will be a lot stronger." Yu Qizheng seemed to be inducing Meng Chujiu.
Xiao Zan listened with relish on the side, and said, "Yu Guard, otherwise, you go back and prepare a bucket of potion for my son, and I will also wash it well." ”
Hearing this, Yu Qizheng's face changed and said, "Your body is already great, you don't need to strengthen it anymore." ”
Xiao Zan pursed his lips, as if he was not very happy with this answer.
Only Chen Zheng felt that something was wrong, although Xiao Zan's body was much stronger than Li Shuang, but no matter how good it was, it was definitely inferior to Meng Chujiu.
Since it is necessary for Meng Chujiu to be strengthened, why doesn't Xiao Zan need it?
There's definitely something greasy in this!
"Wait!" Chen Zheng suddenly shouted, "Yu Guard, who is the world's number one master you are talking about?" ”
At this time, Meng Chujiu's legs had already stepped into the barrel, and he was screaming coolly.
Yu Qizheng seemed to be a little unable to hold back a smile, and said: "That is Peng Shangkun, the head of the imperial food supervision in the palace of the former dynasty, who is invincible all over the world with his gluttonous skills!" ”
"The Chief Chef of Imperial Cuisine? Is it a eunuch? Chen Zheng asked rhetorically.
Yu Qizheng did not deny it, and said: "Yes, he is a eunuch, but he is indeed the best in the world." This was recognized at the time, and no one dared to challenge him. ”
Meng Chujiu, who was about to step his other leg into the barrel, also heard Yu Qizheng's words, quickly stopped, and asked, "Is that Peng Shangkun the head manager before the medicinal bath, or did he clean his body after the medicinal bath?" ”
"Guess?" Yu Qi was whetting their appetites.
Xiao Zan was a little impatient, and urged: "Yu Guard, you quickly say, what kind of situation is it." ”
Yu Qizheng didn't dare to disobey, and said: "Naturally, after the medicinal bath, I became a servant in the palace." ”
Meng Chujiu glanced at the black potion in the wooden barrel and asked, "Then does his purification have anything to do with this medicinal bath?" Surely it doesn't matter, right? ”
Yu Qizheng laughed and said, "Of course it matters." ”
"What does it matter? Let's talk about it. Xiao Zan was very interested and hurriedly asked.
Yu Qizheng picked up a wooden stick, stirred it twice in the potion of the wooden barrel, and said: "The herbs in this are all medicinal and powerful things, mixed together, they are even more violent, if the body is not good, there are only disadvantages, no benefits." ”
Speaking of this, Yu Qizheng also glanced at Chen Zheng, as if to say: It's not that I look down on you, it's that you really can't do it.
Chen Zheng didn't bother to bother with him, he knew that Xiao Zan couldn't help but speak.
Sure enough, Xiao Zan frowned and said, "You should say it quickly, what does the medicinal bath have to do with purification, why are you talking about all this uselessness?" ”
Yu Qizheng was no longer lazy, and said: "After the effect of this medicine is too strong, if a certain part of the body is soaked, it will quickly become congested in a short period of time, and the swelling amplitude is six or seven times that of usual, and even ten times. ”
Hiss!
It's terrifying!
Xiao Zan glanced down at his crotch, thought about what size it was six or seven times swollen, and then thought about what size it was ten times more swollen.
Isn't that just like a calf? Sure enough, it became a third leg.
"And then?" Meng Chujiu asked.
Yu Qizheng laughed evilly and said: "Then, ah, there was a 'bang' and it exploded, that scene was just a blur of flesh and blood, tsk, even under the bottom, I couldn't bear to look at it directly." ”
When the three of them heard this, they all felt that their crotches were cold, especially Meng Chujiu, who had already straddled the barrel, and when they heard the words, they quickly retracted their legs, and when they retreated, they stumbled several times, and almost squatted on the ground.
However, compared to losing face, being able to save his life is obviously insignificant.
Xiao Zan thought for a while and asked, "Yu Guard, you said that thing can really burst?" ”
Yu Qizheng smiled slightly and said: "It is said that it is a self-explosion, but it is actually an exaggeration, but the bleeding is indeed real, and it will rot if it swells for a long time, and that scene is comparable to self-explosion." ”
"Say no more!" Meng Chujiu shouted, "Since you know this, why didn't you tell me just now?" It almost hurt me...... Almost...... I'm not married yet. ”
Yu Qizheng obviously didn't care very much, and said: "You just wanted to get stronger, and you didn't say that you didn't accept being castrated, so I told you the shortcut to become stronger, but now you blame me?" ”
Meng Chujiu was speechless for a moment, he really didn't think too much about it just now, he only heard that if he could become stronger, he would drill into the barrel.
Come to think of it, I'm really scared.
Meng Chujiu glanced at Chen Zheng next to him, and secretly said that it was a fluke, fortunately, his uncle stopped him, and asked the reason, otherwise he would regret going.
Thinking of this, Meng Chujiu hurriedly saluted Chen Zheng and said, "It's better to be an uncle, otherwise I won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law." ”