Chapter Twenty-Three: I'm a Big Bug

Ji Chunli bowed apologetically and was about to leave, but Emperor Jiading was angry and sneered: "You always toast and don't eat and drink, don't you know that I have been hungry for you for a long time?" Chunli also knew that Emperor Jiading wanted to take her for himself, but he didn't cooperate at all.

"It is Chunli's luck to be seen by the emperor." Ji Chunli only felt that it was bad luck, and it was still the kind of bad luck that covered the sky and a group of black crows.

"Since you can stand out from the hundreds of billions of people, I hope you can continue to move forward."

Go on?

Moving forward?

Create a tragedy in the palace? And this template for every woman who has fallen out of favor and has nothing to do but knows intrigue?

"Is it okay with Chunli?"

"As long as you will." The emperor glanced at Ji Chunli, and Chunli nodded hurriedly, "Willingly, a hundred slaves and maids are willing." ”

"I!" He approached Ji Chunli, his eyes were eyeing him fiercely, and Ji Chunli showed a helpless appearance when he was spoiled, "Wait for you in the Qiankun Palace, you will come back after bathing." ”

"The slave and maid are gone." Hehe, what are you talking about! It's just to satisfy his perverted desires, after all, he still dislikes her.

Chunli returned to her palace, Jiang Rongxi had already slept, she didn't dare to bring her father's relics in, the wooden box was buried at the entrance to Yiheju, Chunli could study one every day.

She didn't dare to disobey, bathing was omitted, but she needed to change into a clean dress. After dressing neatly, Ji Chunli took a self-portrait in the mirror, and she found that her left and right cheeks were highly symmetrical, according to physiognomy, this is a beautiful and noble character, but where is she noble?

That's right! Before leaving, Ji Chunli smeared the oil of the skunk under the armpits, the oil of the skunk is actually a kind of traditional Chinese medicine to treat burns, and the reason why Chunli applied it was also for a certain reason.

Everything was done, Ji Chunli floated out of the palace, and when she left, a door opened in the Changning Palace, and Concubine Rong's eyes were grim, and she looked towards Ji Chunli's distant back.

"This stinky girl is often elusive, why don't you follow her to see what she's doing?" Saying this, Aunt Xi hurriedly nodded and followed behind.

Ji Chunli walked quickly, and after only a short while, he had arrived at the Qiankun Palace, and someone outside the Qiankun Hall was greeting him, and the eunuch Gao Yunzhi saw that Ji Chunli had arrived, and said with a smile: "Miss Chunli, you are the first person in the past who is happy and sad." ”

"Is this hi?" Ji Chunli is not afraid of Gao Yunzhi.

Being asked by Chunli, Gao Yunzhi sneered: "This Qiankun Palace is indeed a demon cave, but aren't you here after all?" ”

Ji Chunli couldn't help but come, "The imperial power is above all else, the slaves and maids are soft-spoken, how can they compete with the emperor, and the guy who eats the law still wants it." Ji Chunli stroked his neck with a smile as he spoke, and Gao Yunzhi approached Ji Chunli, Chunli was not nervous, and still looked calm.

Gao Yunzhi has seen a lot of people who are not shocked, but they seem to be a little less than Ji Chunli, they are bluffing, and Ji Chunli is really not afraid, this is a person who is full of courage.

"Who is Miss Chunli and which side is she on?" Gao Yunzhi smiled.

Ji Chunli had also inquired a long time ago, this Gao Yunzhi looked old, but in fact, his real age was not in his thirties, and the eunuchs in this palace had always lived longer than the master, and Li Sheng, the eunuch who served Emperor Gaozong, lived to the age of eighty-two.

Eunuchs are actually pampered, especially the kind of eunuchs who are decent in front of the emperor like Gao Yunzhi.

"Whichever side I am on, will you be on whichever side I am on?" Ji Chunli doesn't hate Gao Yunzhi, the last time there were many doubts, Gao Yunzhi could obviously give himself a look afterwards, but Gao Yunzhi didn't hurt people with a secret arrow.

"The old slave also believes in the choice of Miss Chunli, Miss Chunli, the emperor is getting older, and his health has not been good in the past two years, so he will have to change his generals sooner or later, and it is better to plan ahead and draw in advance than to hold Buddha's feet temporarily." Gao Yunzhi is a good person.

"I've selected my target."

But Ji Chunli didn't say who he chose, so Gao Yunzhi couldn't help but think, who was Ji Chunli chosen? Who will impress the far-sighted Ji Chunli?

Is it Xiao Qiyu, the eldest prince who has long been obscured by everyone? Or Xiao Qizhen, the second prince who is dressed in shavings every day? Otherwise, it's the unscrupulous Xiao Ziyan?

The remaining two princes are really short of teeth.

During the conversation, the two of them had entered the side hall, and Gao Yunzhi pushed the door open for Ji Chunli, "Miss Chunli is invited." ”

Ji Chunli nodded, and gently moved the lotus into the house, Emperor Jiading had been waiting for a long time, seeing that Ji Chunli had arrived and approached without saying a word, he had a fire early, and at this moment he wanted to eat Ji Chunli alive.

And Ji Chunli seemed to be very cooperative, "Your Majesty, blow out the candles, slaves like black." ”

Emperor Jiading laughed, and Changhong blew out the candles, but at the same time as preparing for the action, there was a strange conversation in the room, first Emperor Jiading, he said: "Why do things stink?" ”

followed by Ji Chunli's voice, it seemed that Ji Chunli was more hungry than Emperor Jiading.

"Your Majesty, don't delay the auspicious time, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold." Ji Chunli smiled.

"No!" Emperor Jiading covered his nostrils and crawled up, "Ji Chunli, why are you so stinky?" He approached Ji Chunli and sniffed, the extra smell made people want to retreat after a little smell.

"Your Majesty." Ji Chunli lightly resented.

Emperor Jiading had the courage to approach Ji Chunli and smell it, and found that the disgusting smell was indeed coming from Ji Chunli's body, he pulled Ji Chunli's sleeve and smelled it, and found that the source of all evil was in Ji Chunli's armpits.

"You!"

"Your Majesty, the slave and maid will confess, the slave and maid are a mother's fetus and a fox, the emperor doesn't like it." Maternal fetal odor? The emperor was furious, "Go and go, it's really unreasonable." ”

Ji Chunli became stinky, but escaped the catastrophe.

It turns out that the skunk's oil doesn't necessarily happen when applied directly to the skin, but once the skunk's oil is heated, it will suddenly emit an incomparable smell, and anyone's lust will be extinguished.

At this moment, seeing that Ji Chunli was about to leave, Emperor Jiading said again: "You come back." ”

This time Ji Chunli's heart beat faster, she clenched her fists and turned back slowly, looking for Emperor Jiading in the dark, his outline looked blurred, and his huge body gradually sat upright, and then said, "Have you really studied Chinese medicine?" ”

When Ji Chunli heard this, she knew that the emperor must have some incurable disease, and she knew that she couldn't reveal it, but now that she didn't expose some skills, it was impossible to get more secrets about her father's murder in the imperial city.

She made a choice for a moment, "Your Majesty, the slave and maid don't know much about the art of Qihuang." ”

"I've been a little unwell lately, you can show me." Emperor Jiading held his sleeves and covered his mouth and nose, Ji Chunli looked at the emperor like this, she smiled.

"The slave and maid have the courage to think of a way to get the best of both worlds." The emperor immediately asked Ji Chunli to do it, and when Chunli retreated, she pulled out the tuberose that grew in the courtyard and put it in a porcelain vase, and then placed the porcelain vase between the two.

A gust of wind blew, and the refreshing fragrance was passed on, and the emperor was very satisfied, Ji Chunli held the pulse of Emperor Jiading and listened, and said, "Your Majesty, you have night sweats, spleen deficiency, etc." Everything is the same as what the imperial doctor said.

Then, Ji Chunli wrote the prescription and came out, if it weren't for Emperor Jiading staring at Ji Chunli at this moment, he almost thought that Ji Chunli was copying, the medicine she gave was exactly the same as the medicine in the Tai Hospital, and even the quantity and order were the same, seeing this, the emperor was dumbfounded.

"How?"

"Same!" The emperor patted the case, "Chunli, help me take a look at this." Emperor Jiading took out a pill from the drawer, Ji Chunli saw that the pill was blood-red all over, sniffed it and could smell a smell of traditional Chinese medicine, Emperor Jiading said: "This is the red pill that the queen prepared for me, let's see if it is poisonous?" ”

"Yes!" Ji Chunli pulled out a strand of hair, gently pressed it on the red pill, the red pill was broken, there was a parrot cage and a fish tank next to it, Ji Chunli dug up two small particles with his fingernails and threw them to the parrot and the fish, the koi fish was still alive after eating, and the parrot was also very good after eating.

Emperor Jiading touched his eyebrows, "Could it be that I am suspicious?" ”

"Nope! Your Majesty, this medicine is indeed poisonous, but it is chronically poisonous, you can increase the dose of these red pills to feed to parrots and fish, and you will soon see for yourself! The slave has already judged that after taking this medicine, your sleep will be reduced, and you will not be able to do that thing, yes or no? ”

Ji Chunli asked.