Gu Tianya and the others finally returned to Gujia Village.

As soon as they arrived home, everyone wanted to rush into Zhaoning's house to have a look.

It's a pity that Zhaoning is still in confinement at this time.

So......

Li Jiancheng was a dignified generation of crown princes, and was directly pushed to the gate of the courtyard by his daughter-in-law mercilessly. Li Yuanji was already able to walk on the ground, but he was also stumbled by his daughter-in-law.

The poor two royal families of the Tang Dynasty could only pestle at the gate of the courtyard with a longing pestle, stretching their necks respectively, fantasizing about what their little nephew looked like from afar.

The rules of this era are very strict, men are not allowed to enter the women's confinement room, it is said that because the yang energy on the body is too heavy, and the child has just been born with unstable soul, if it is washed by the yang energy, there may be a risk of premature death.

Although it is a superstition, it is taken very seriously by the people of this era.

Even in the later generations of more than a thousand years, many places actually have this particularity, and men are generally not allowed to enter the room where women are confined.

Even when the moon is full and the wine is drunk, the men among relatives and friends just look at the door and say a few words of blessing, and few people do not know the rules to break in.

The confinement room can only be entered by female relatives.

But Gu Tianya, as the father of the tiger baby, belongs to the person who can enjoy a little bit of privilege.

He was allowed to enter the confinement room, but only for a short time.

……

At this time, Zhaoning's face was full of pride, and the handsome woman of the dignified generation was proud like a rural daughter-in-law.

In this era, if you give birth to a son, you are a cow, and you must show off to your husband.

"Tianya, look, isn't our son like you?"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Look, he's yawning!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Look, he's blinking!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

“……”

"Sister-in-law, forget it, my brother is already stupid, and now he looks like a second biaozi. Look at him like this, except for giggling and giggling, his mouth is almost grinning to the root of his ears, and he still looks a little like a normal person. You make him giggle for a while, and when he's laughing enough, he'll be refreshed. ”

"Mmmmmm, Chang'e, you're right, your brother is already stupid, so I didn't bother to call him. Hey, look at the end of the world, our son is smiling at you......"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

……

Chang'e rolled her eyes helplessly, looking at her brother and sister-in-law like a fool.

The sister-in-law is a princess, proudly like a little daughter-in-law who has never seen the world, and the eldest brother has been shrewd since he was a child, but he has never been as stupid as he is now.

Isn't it great for these two to have a baby?

How many children are born every day in the world, are all parents so stupid?

Chang'e rolled her eyes again, feeling sneered at her brother and sister-in-law's stupid appearance.

But she suddenly squeezed Gu Tianya aside, and then leaned her little head close to the little swaddling clothes on the bed, her eyes blinked with curiosity, her bright eyes were as gentle as water, and suddenly she smirked, almost like a snort: "This is our tiger baby, the eyebrows and eyes are really beautiful and good-looking, I am an aunt, I am an aunt now." ”

said that his pretty face was happy, and he couldn't help but pinch the little face of the tiger baby, but unfortunately his hand was only halfway out, and he suddenly took it back as if he was afraid, and said stupidly: "Will I cry if I touch him?" ”

"Nope! You're the baby's aunt. How can you cry, you won't cry. ”

Zhao Ning encouraged her proudly, and said very proudly: "This is the child I gave birth to, and he must be bolder than all children." ”

So Chang'e trembled and stretched out her hand again, wanting to touch the tiger baby who was looking at her with wide eyes and curiosity.

How did she know that her little hand just touched it, and suddenly the baby tiger let out a loud cry, and the little guy obviously didn't give face, which scared all the people in the house.

Chang'e was too nervous, and swooped backwards, only to hear a loud click, and a table was directly smashed by her, and suddenly the baby tiger seemed to be surprised, and the crying voice became louder.

At this time, there were finally elders who couldn't see it, and Aunt Gu stepped forward and twisted Chang'e's ears and slipped to the door, and reprimanded viciously: "The dead girl is hairy, I look at your nephew." Punish you to stand at the door, and you are not allowed to move your hands and feet. ”

Chang'e was trembling when she was trained, and she squatted pitifully at the door and looked in, her eyes were still soft as water, and she was obviously extremely eager to touch her little nephew.

Gu Tianya smiled 'nailly', suddenly stretched out his hand, and said ostentatiously: "It has to be me who is a father, I will definitely not cry when I touch the child." ”

It's a pity that his big hands are also rough, and he stretched out his hand without being stunned, and the baby tiger in the swaddling clothes snorted, obviously not planning to give his father any face.

I cried even more happily.

Suddenly, seven or eight eyes in the room were like sharp swords, swishing, swishing towards Gu Tianya, who looked embarrassed.

Gu Tianya's heart was furious when he was looked at by everyone.

He was also carried by Aunt Gu to the door.

The treatment is exactly the same as Chang'e.

The poor brother and sister were full of longing, but they couldn't satisfy the desire in their hearts, and the two squatted at the door in a daze, like two door gods there.

Even so, Aunt Gu was still not satisfied, and suddenly waved her hand and drove away: "Go farther, don't pestle here, your daughter-in-law wants to be confinement, and the confinement room is not suitable for men to stay for a long time." ”

Gu Tianya retorted at the time, and said with a dissatisfied face: "Mother, I am the father of the tiger baby." ”

Aunt Gu glared and scolded: "What can my father do, I still can't stay in the confinement room, get away, and then dare to disobey the big-eared scraper and whip you." ”

Gu Tianya was sullen, squatting at the door and reluctant to go.

Chang'e became excited, and couldn't help but say to Aunt Gu: "Mother, I don't have to go, I'm a woman, I can stay in the confinement room." ”

How do you know that Aunt Gu glared, and also scolded: "You are a girl, you haven't left the pavilion yet, you can't stay in this place for long, follow your brother as far as you can." ”

Chang'e was suddenly deflated, and squatted back on the ground listlessly. Suddenly, as if she remembered something, she raised her hand and pointed to Zheng Guanyin, Yang and the others in the room, and argued: "How can they? ”

Aunt Gu laughed angrily at her, and said helplessly: "They are women, and they can accompany your sister-in-law to confinement." You stinky girl, don't look forward to it, wait for your sister-in-law to come in after the full moon. ”

Chang'e was full of disappointment, and agreed dejectedly.

At the gate not far away, a group of old Taoist priests probed their brains, and someone cautiously pointed at Chang'e, and said with longing: "Do you see it, that is a new generation of immortals, it is said that when he went down to earth, he was not taken away from his mana, and he was the only immortal in the world." Do you know how good she is? She can slap the King of Qi of the Tang Dynasty to the ground, like beating a child, and she can't move when she steps on King Qi. ”

Hiss!

Awesome!

The old Taoist priests were extremely excited, and the sound of tsk in their mouths continued, shaking their heads and saying: "It is said that King Qi is the top three fierce generals in the Tang Dynasty, but it is a pity that it is in vain to meet our Taoist immortals." ”

At the gate of the courtyard, Li Yuanji stared at the old Taoist priests with fierce eyes, looking at his posture, obviously annoyed and angry, and suddenly scolded angrily, and said with angry eyes: "Can you go a little farther away?" ”

It's a pity that the old Taoist priests didn't pee on him at all, but instead pointed at him and said, "See, this is the King of Qi who was slapped on the ground by the immortal." What a mighty person, he still can't hold a slap. ”

"it."

Li Yuanji's anger surged, and he really wanted to kill all these old Taoist priests on the spot, but unfortunately the old Taoist priests didn't look at their age, they might not lose to him if they really wanted to fight, not only were they not afraid at all, but they surrounded him in amazement, as if they were looking at a specimen, and Li Yuanji felt furious when he saw it.

He is unlucky, he can't do without a label in this life, as long as Chang'e is mentioned in the future, everyone will think of him Li Yuanji was beaten by Chang'e.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he suddenly roared angrily, pointing to Zhaoning's confinement room and said: "What about your immortals, aren't you still squatting at my sister's door, like a wooden stake, how stupid and stupid the pestle is there." ”

"Whew!"

The old Taoist priests sneered, and all of them said incomprehensibly: "This is an immortal who cares about family affection, otherwise who can let her squat in the world?" Are you Li Yuanji very powerful? No matter how good you are, you have been beaten by immortals. ”

"This king can hold the crown, and the generals will capture the flag among the ten thousand armies."

"Really? It's a pity that you were slapped to the ground by our Taoist immortals. ”

"Ahhhh When the king fought in the Liang Kingdom, attacking the city was like stepping on flat ground. ”

"Really? Is it so fierce? It's a pity that you were slapped on the ground by our Taoist immortals. ”

"I'm sorry, can the stinky Taoist priests change their rhetoric."

"Well, okay, you have been beaten by our Taoist immortals, and you are beaten on the ground like a child."

Li Yuanji finally admitted defeat, and squatted on the ground with his head on his face full of grief and indignation.

Li Jiancheng next to him shook his head again and again, and suddenly bowed to the old Taoist priests, and said sincerely: "Fellow Daoists, spare my brother for a while." His personality is too rebellious to stand up to your ridicule. ”

The old Taoist priests were sharp when they treated Li Yuanji, but when they faced Li Jiancheng, they were in awe, and suddenly made a joke together, and saluted respectfully: "Since His Highness has spoken, we will spare him." Your Highness, don't blame us, we did it on purpose. The king of Qi once flew high and dominated, crisscrossing the people of Chang'an, this was a punishment for him, and no punishment was not enough to atone for his sins. ”

Li Jiancheng looked thoughtful, and suddenly asked curiously: "It is said that the Daomen has been inherited for thousands of years and has always been the backbone of the Han family, but this punishment is lonely... It's the first time I've heard of it. ”

The old Taoist priests laughed, and said with deep meaning: "Your Highness doesn't need to know too much, you just need to know that we have punished the King of Qi." ”

"What happens after the punishment?"

"He should have died during the battle of Xuanwumen, but the sudden change made him live, and our Taoist punished him once, and the life debt he owed to the underworld was taken by us."

"This ...... Although this statement is strange, it seems to be a bit of a doorway, that is, my brother should thank you for your ridicule just now. ”

"Hehehehe, Your Highness just thinks of us as the gods of our Taoism, don't care, don't care."

"That said, I still have to thank you for the completion."

The gods of the Daomen chatter, sometimes it may not be the gods chattering.

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…… 1st update, 3500 words