Chapter 143 Trials of Unruly Love

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Have you ever seen a monkey being scattered?

I just wanted it to pick up the ball, but it jumped up the tree, couldn't shout down, and if it was unlucky, it would be hit in the head by the peach pit it it dropped.

Liu Hanshao is in such a mood now, originally he just wanted to test Hu Che'er's body and see why he could steal Dian Wei's double halberd, but Hu Che'er never looked back, and he just left Liu Hanshao and a large group of generals here.

Zhang Xiu also felt embarrassed, and couldn't help but say good things for Hu Che'er, so he had to smile and say: "Your Majesty, although Hu Che'er is brave, facing the enemy head-on is not his strong point, he is better at flashing and moving around the small kung fu, and being able to hide himself is also his ability." ”

Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Xiu's words fell, he heard the guards of the Yanyun Guards Regiment whistle. This is a method handed down from the guards trained by Wei Guangzheng back then, some of them are warnings, some report the enemy's situation, some are tracked, and some are outflanked. The whistles came and went, occasionally mixed with wailing and scolding, but unfortunately it didn't take long for Hu Che'er to beg for mercy.

"Don't let go of the arrows, don't let go of the arrows! It's me, it's me! ”

Yan Dawa looked extremely angry when she pressed Hu Che'er over, and kicked Hu Che'er's leg bend, which made him kneel in front of Liu Hanshao, and then held Liu Hanshao's saber and said, "Han Shao, this guy stole your things." ”

When speaking, Yan Dawa twisted her neck from time to time, but Hu Che'er was obviously worse, her clothes were torn, and she still had a panda eye.

Everyone's collective brain door black line.

According to the regulations, after entering the Beibi Military Academy, it is not allowed to carry weapons privately, and Liu Hanshao is not allowed to do so, so personal weapons are stored together, and there are people to take care of them. Hu Che'er just shook over and stole Liu Hanshao's saber, originally wanting to show a small hand in front of the emperor, but the performance failed......

Hu Che'er also didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and at this moment, he didn't say that he was guilty, but sued.

"Your Majesty, the brothers of the Yanyun Regiment are too domineering, I said it was me, and they still shot indiscriminately with bows and crossbows. If I had done it in the first place, they would have ...... arrogance."

As soon as the whistle sounded, Wei Guangzheng and Xu Chu gathered around Liu Hanshao for the first time, and they all stared at Hu Che'er at the moment, eager to tear this messy guy apart, and finally, Hu Che'er closed his mouth with interest under the eyes of a group of murderers. Well, in fact, he also understands that even if he makes a black hand at the beginning and can kill a few Yanyun guards, the final result can only be that he dies worse.

Liu Hanshao really couldn't cry or laugh, is this product stunned, or stunned, stunned? I actually want to steal my own saber! Fortunately, this is a soldier, otherwise, you wouldn't have become a thief if you spread out?

"Your baby's skills are not small, even my brother's knife dares to steal, let's talk about it, how should my brother punish you? How about throwing you into the mountains? ”

Hu Che'er said arrogantly: "Back to Your Majesty, if you want to punish your humble position, it's best to change places." Don't dare to deceive Your Majesty, humbly climb the cliff and climb the wall, walk on the ground, and throw it into the mountain, which is equivalent to going home. ”

"Yes, yes. Then brother will follow you and go back to your house to have a look. ”

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Hu Che'er was taken away by Liu Hanshao, and the others were all stunned, secretly thinking, does the emperor really want to take Hu Che'er to the deep mountains? Only Zhang Xiu seemed a little weak-hearted, as if he had also become a thief.

Avoiding everyone, Liu Hanshao took Hu Che'er to a small dark house and asked, "Che'er, do you have anything else to say to my brother?" ”

"Huh? This ......"

Hu Che'er was still thinking about words, Liu Hanshao turned around and kicked Hu Che'er to the ground, then pulled out his saber, pressed it on his neck, and asked fiercely: "Say, where is the old fox?" ”

Obviously, this sentence is not easy to understand than the previous sentence, Hu Che'er timidly asked: "Who is the old fox?" ”

"Jia Xu, Jia Wenhe!"

Liu Hanshao almost roared out the name.

"Humble ...... Humble ...... I don't know. ”

Hearing this, Liu Hanshao didn't ask anymore, raised his hand and raised his knife, and was about to split.

Hu Che'er hurriedly shouted again: "Your Majesty, there is still something to say about the humble position!" ”

"Say!"

Wiping the sweat that didn't exist, and swallowing and foaming, Hu Che'er calmed down, and then said: "Mr. Wenhe did contact the lowly position, and asked the lowly position to persuade Zhang Xiu's uncle and nephew to cooperate with the Han Zhengjun and attack the front line of Pusaka. ”

Liu Hanshao stared at Hu Che'er and didn't speak, but he was thinking in his head, no wonder Gao Jie's military newspaper said that Zhang Xiu's surrender seemed to have hidden feelings, please check it out. Zhao Yun looked at who had high martial arts, and he felt that who recruited people was rare, but Gao Jie, Xun You, and Xi Zhicai didn't think so. It is not strange for Zhang Xiu to send troops, and it is not strange to defeat a Han Xian, but it is strange that the timing of the troops is that he seems to have cooperated with the Han Zhengjun everywhere from the beginning.

I see, the old fox who ran away finally had a letter.

Hu Che'er saw that Liu Hanshao didn't speak, and thought that he didn't explain thoroughly, so he said hesitantly: "Mr. Wenhe also said that Your Majesty loves talents and is not formal, and when I see Your Majesty, I will try my best to show my skills, and I might as well be rude, so that Your Majesty will not only not blame, but will also appreciate it greatly." ”

In fact, Hu Che'er is really not a stupid person, otherwise can he be friends with the old fox? In the absence of a strategist, Hu Che'er can also give advice to Zhang Xiu, of course, compared with those Niu Niu, his plan can only be regarded as a small idea.

"What else did the old fox say?"

He also said...... He also said......"

Hu Che'er seemed to have something unspeakable, looked at Wei Guangzheng and Xu Chu who were guarding the left and right, and seemed to have made a lot of determination, before he said: "Mr. Wenhe also said that Zhang Ji is old and selfish, and he is afraid that His Majesty will not use it well, and he will seek an opportunity to get rid of him." ”

Liu Hanshao opened his eyes wide and asked in surprise: "So, Zhang Ji was killed by you?" ”

"No, no!"

Hu Che'er hurriedly shook his head, and said: "He was unlucky, he died in the middle of the stream, and he had nothing to do with me." ”

Seeing that Hu Che'er was pushing cleanly, Liu Hanshao said disdainfully: "But you already have the heart to kill him, are you worthy of your brother by doing this?" Aren't you afraid that Zhang Xiu will find out and avenge his uncle? ”

After lying on the ground for a long time, Hu Che'er turned over and sat up, and said a little bit: "Your Majesty, don't you know, in fact, Zhang Xiu also hates his uncle, if he changes to someone else, I am afraid that he will be slaughtered by Zhang Xiu." ”

Liu Hanshao also asked a little bit of a whimsy: "Oh, why is this?" ”

"Zhang Ji is narrow-minded and mean-spirited, although my brother is his nephew and a general in the army, he is often yelled at and drunk by him, and he shows no mercy. Not counting this, Zhang Ji has a concubine, who pities my brother for being lonely and often takes care of her. But Zhang Ji, an old thief, has a lot of quirks, and he can't be a man himself, so he tortures women in different ways. Knowing that the concubine often suffered, my brother hated and angered, but he was helpless. ”

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, oh grin!

How did you try it out, and you also found out the shocking secrets, and the unruly love is coming?

Xu Chu was addicted to hearing this, and asked quickly: "Could it be that Zhang Xiu fell in love with his uncle?" It's too much of a beast...... It's so exciting! ”

"You fat man, don't want to tarnish my brother's reputation!"

Although Hu Che'er was scolding Xu Chu on his lips, he felt that he was unreasonable, because he knew Zhang Xiu's mind best, and he did think more than other people's eldest nephews. The key is that the little concubine is not a few years older than Zhang Xiu, the old one is not good and perverted, the little one is heroic and hurtful, "affectionate, stop being polite" is simple to say, but people's hearts are flesh and blood, and they are real beasts.

No wonder in the original history, Zhang Xiuhui rebelled again, knowing that he was not an opponent, he had to find Cao Cao desperately, and finally killed Dian Wei, Cao Ang, Cao Anmin, and the horse named "Jueying". According to the age-old saying "Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings", Cao Cao is picking off other people's clothes, and he has to chop off other people's hands and feet, it's too rude to be unjust!

"Zhang Ji's concubine is the Zou family?"

Hu Che'er felt a pang in his heart, the emperor even knew the surname of a concubine, and sure enough, Tianwei could not be bullied, and then replied: "Exactly." ”

Zhen Mi's bust has not had a chance to see it for the time being, but this Zou family's hips can be seen and seen, and I don't know what she looks like, so that Zhang Xiu wants to kill his uncle and let Cao Cao ignore his son's life or death? And Zhang Ji, the old thief, what means did he use on her? Ropes, whips, small handcuffs...... Liu Hanshao shuddered, as this body grew strongly, it seemed that his mind had become more and more impure recently.

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, oh grin!

Before I saw him, I was almost trapped, this Zou is really a big pit! I have to warn Cao Mengde quickly and don't allow him to cause trouble, otherwise, if Zhang Xiu is angered and makes a small rebellion in Luoyang City, the fun will be too big.

Liu Hanshao shook his head again and again, shook these messy thoughts out of his head, and then stared at Hu Che'er for a long time, and asked, "Is the old fox accurate, with your ability, my brother will definitely use you?" ”

"I don't dare to boast of my humble position, I just want to serve the Han and serve His Majesty."

The current Hu Che'er is very different from the previous performance, not only is he not stunned and rude, but he is also lying on the ground, looking extremely deferential and sincere.

Liu Hanshao expressed his satisfaction, nodded and said, "Well, for the sake of your loyalty, my brother will give you a chance." This time, you can pick any people in the troops who have returned to Beijing, and first form a regiment to train mountain soldiers. ”

Hu Che'er asked in a daze: "Your Majesty, what are the mountain soldiers?" ”

Liu Hanshao said with disdain: "Mountain soldiers, as the name suggests, are soldiers who fight in the mountains!" Climb over mountains and mountains, climb slopes and rivers, drill mountains and forests, dig caves, destroy enemies in the deep mountains and old forests, and let yourself live happily. ”

"Oh...... I see. That's no problem, the humble position is the best at this ability, Your Majesty really knows how to use it well! ”

As soon as he turned his face, Hu Che'er stinked again, and by the way, he also slapped Liu Hanshao's sycophant, arrogant with humility, and faithful with heart. That's fine, if the generals who lead the troops are not a little crazy, then he can only bring out a litter of dog legs; If he didn't even have a little cleverness, he would have to take his brothers to death.

Liu Han laughed heartily, and said in a flickering manner: "Work hard, brother promises not to bury your talent." You bring out a regiment for my brother, and my brother will let you take a mountain brigade, and if you bring out a brigade, my brother will let you take a mountain division! ”