What is the greatest tragedy of a man, you know?

When you get married, does it count if the bride runs away? How about premature ejaculation in the cave room candle night? The scenes that often appear in these TV series have not been encountered by the dog baby, because this is nothing at all!

Dongfang Xiaoyu won't run, and the dog baby won't have premature ejaculation, but Dongfang Xiaoyu has been looking forward to it for a long time but it didn't work!

Although the dog baby is indifferent enough, under the temptation of Dongfang Xiaoyu, he still took off his pants, but sadly, Dongfang Xiaoyu is actually a stone girl! With this 1 in 10,000 chance, the dog baby was lucky to hit.

"Woo-woo-"

Dongfang Xiaoyu squatted on the ground, covering her face with her hands and crying.

The dog baby sat blankly, looking at Dongfang Xiaoyu's sad appearance, and had mixed feelings for a while.

"Old brute!" The dog baby slammed the wall and scolded angrily, "Your grandfather is a big liar!" ”

"Woo woo woo-" What replied to the dog baby was Dongfang Xiaoyu's even more sad cry.

From childhood to adulthood, Dongfang Xiaoyu didn't know that there was something wrong with her body. It wasn't until that embarrassing moment just now that Dongfang Xiaoyu knew that she was actually a crippled woman, a woman who might not know what a woman was all her life.

The dog baby panted angrily, not knowing what to say for a while. Seeing Dongfang Xiaoyu crying sadly, he said irritably, "Okay, let's go back!" ”

"Do you want me to do it? Woo woo woo-" Dongfang Xiaoyu heard that the dog baby was about to get up, and hurriedly grabbed the dog baby, and begged with red eyes, "I really don't know, I didn't lie to you!" ”

"The dog doesn't know what to say!" Touching all the corners of Dongfang Xiaoyu's body, should he be responsible? If you want to be responsible, will you live a miserable life like this in the future?

In the feudal consciousness, the stone girl has always been a secretive word among the common people. In the eyes of people, the stone girl is not only not a real woman, but also often seen as a symbol of bad luck and bad luck. There are also some superstitious sayings that the stone girl Kefu is a kind of ominous incarnation.

The dog baby doesn't read much, but he has been crawling in society for many years, and he knows a little about the stone girl, whether the specific stone girl's problems can be treated, and the dog baby, like Dongfang Xiaoyu, knows nothing.

"Don't cry yet, listen to me later! When this mission is over, let's find a hospital to have a look! Although the dog baby has a cold appearance, after getting along for more than a month, he also has a good impression of Dongfang Xiaoyu. Looking at Dongfang Xiaoyu's pitiful appearance, the dog baby tried his best to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and stepped forward to take Dongfang Xiaoyu's hand to comfort him.

"Woo-" Dongfang Xiaoyu threw herself directly into the arms of the dog baby, hugged the waist of the dog baby excitedly and worriedly, and cried aggrievedly, "I have to follow you when I do ghosts, you are my man!" It's a big deal, you also take a few more women like the director, I'll be a maid, woo-"

Dongfang Xiaoyu finally understood that her mother Weishenme didn't let her tell others that she didn't have menstruation, and it turned out that she couldn't menstruate at all.

"Stop talking nonsense! All right! Let's go back quickly, wait for Liu Ying, they should be worried! The dog baby hugged Dongfang Xiaoyu, and disappeared into the night with a complicated mood.

"Hurry back, are you still finished?" Chen Xiaohan slapped away Shu Shuang's little hand that touched his belt, and shouted angrily, "Are you a nun in your last life, why are you hungry and thirsty like this!" ”

"I'm a nun, you're a monk, little monk, I like it! Rattle! Shu Shuang looked at Chen Xiaohan's face, which was better than a woman, swallowed his saliva and said, "Xiao Hanhan, do you think I'm powerful?" ”

"Awesome!" Chen Xiaohan rolled her eyes angrily. Looking at Shu Shuang's appearance, Chen Xiaohan often thought of Pan Jinlian.

"We'll do it tomorrow! It's a great place to be. I think this kind of gameplay is much more exciting than car shock! Shu Shuang put his hands behind his back, holding up his huge breasts like a personality expert, smiling and looking forward to it.

"Have you ever played with a car shock?" Chen Xiaohan's face turned cold, and he said in a low voice, "Why don't I know?" ”

"I will*! I'm meditating! Seeing Chen Xiaohan's nervous and jealous appearance, Shu Shuang said excitedly, "Let's go back and do it, drive the car into the snow, and then we'll have a good time-"

Chen Xiaohan's face turned pale, and he accelerated and ran wildly.

"Don't run! I still have a lot of ideas, really-" Shu Shuang scolded, quickly following up. In the dark underground, it feels like a person to be left.

In the dark aisles, the smell of fishy and bloody was strong. The potion sprayed on both sides of the aisle, and Zzlara foamed at the water.

"Whoa-" The wire python looked like a wall of flesh, its tail shaking spasmodically in pain, and several pieces of rubble rolled down.

"Mouse, prepare for cyanide injection!" Guo Chengqiang, who was wearing a gas mask and a protective suit, ordered coldly, put down the disinfection equipment, and turned his head to Wu Hao behind him.

The giant tail of the clematica python was drenched in blood corroded by concentrated sulfuric acid, and its blood vessels were exposed. As he spoke, a stream of blood shot like an angry arrow towards the stone walls on both sides of Guo Chengqiang.

"Be careful with concentrated sulfuric acid and shoot at the blood vessels!" Wu Hao handed a large needle to Guo Chengqiang, and then continued to prepare cyanide.

Prepare to inject the cleata with high poison, which is also one of the plans discussed in advance. The concentrated sulfuric acid was almost exhausted, and there was not much glue left, although the wire python was injured on its tail, it still stubbornly pulled its body towards the stone cave in front of it. After consulting Huo Qingluan and Yan Da, Guo Chengqiang rushed into the narrow aisle with Wu Hao.

Surgery is Guo Chengqiang's strength, although the clemeta is not a human, Guo Chengqiang can still use the emergency light on the top of his head to quickly find the anaconda's *, constantly gushing out bright red blood vessels.

"Come again!" The cyanide of a large needle tube quickly advanced the blood vessels under the skin of the wire python, and Guo Cheng forcibly returned the empty needle tube and took over a full needle of cyanide.

"According to the size of the wire python, the three-needle medicine should be about the same in less than ten minutes!" Wu Hao said with a sigh of relief while preparing seriously, "I didn't know that I was useful until today, and it wasn't until today that I found my sense of existence!" xiexie you, boss! ”

"Your value will be reflected slowly, don't thank me! Jiang Shiheng's physiotherapy, the recovery of the dog baby, which one is not your credit. Believe in yourself, and you can do it! It is estimated that there will be a lot of tasks like this in the future, and it is true that you have to protect yourself! After slowly injecting the cyanide of a syringe into Zuihou, Guo Chengqiang could clearly feel that the vitality of the clemata python's body was slowly weakening.

"What do you think will happen if the commissioner is in there?" Wu Hao did not continue to be numb, four years of brother, what kind of person Guo Chengqiang is, few people will know more than Wu Hao. While quickly sorting out the medicine box, he gossiped with a smile, "This snake's liquid is full of aphrodisiac ingredients, Zhen Cheng can bear it, I'm afraid that Ouyang Xuan'er won't be able to resist it." Oh no, we need another director's wife! ”

"Talk less, do more! You have to learn to be confused! Guo Chengqiang picked up the tools he brought and motioned for Wu Hao to turn around and leave.

"Hehe-" Wu Haohan laughed, bent over, and squeezed outside with great effort.

"Boom-boom-boom-"

"Boom-boom-"

The clematica seemed to feel that its life was coming to an end, and it was like a rage. The huge head smashed violently on the hard ground, and the ground was faintly dented, forming a large black pit.

"Are you better?" Zhen Cheng hugged Ouyang Xuan'er and said with a wry smile, "It's all my fault, Jihua is not thoughtful, and you are guilty!" ”

"It's okay! Much better! Ouyang Xuan'er's cheeks were flushed, and she leaned on Zhen Cheng's chest and complained bitterly, "I thought it would be good to do it once!" I could only hold on for a while, and after smelling the fishy smell, I became the same as before! How many aphrodisiacs did you feed this anaconda! ”

"I feed chickens and ducks the same amount as an adult whale! I didn't expect you to come, that's why there was such an accident! Ouyang Xuan'er's physical strength is getting weaker and weaker, Zhen Cheng tossed twice, and Ouyang Xuan'er can't stand it anymore. But the straw thing is that as long as the two stop their intimate movements, within an hour, Ouyang Xuan'er will be unbearably hot.

"It's so hard for you!" In the dark, Ouyang Xuan'er raised her head, looked at Zhen Cheng and said quietly, "No wonder so many women follow you willingly, it turns out that you are so powerful, is this called Plum Blossom Three Alleys?" ”

"Ahem-" Zhen Cheng coughed dryly, his old face was slightly red, and he didn't find the right words to answer for a while.

"You said that I am the way I am now, isn't it very!" The lower body is naked, lying on Zhen Cheng's body, you have me, I have you snuggling, such a picture, Ouyang Xuan'er never thought that it would happen to her.

"Probably not! That's how couples should be! * should refer to people like me! Zhen Cheng smiled bitterly and teased himself, and his body moved, relieving Ouyang Xuan'er's pain and heat.

"This damn python is moving again! If I could, I'd love to chop it with a kitchen knife! Ouyang Xuan'er put her ear on Zhen Cheng's chest, listened to the sound of the wire python smashing on the ground, and sighed.

"The wire python can't be tossed for long, haven't you noticed that the sound is getting quieter and quieter? After more than an hour, it is estimated that the wire python will be finished! ”

"Can you still hold out for an hour?" Smelling the fishy smell in the air, Ouyang Xuan'er's consciousness was confused for a while, and she asked in a trance.

"If you can't insist, you have to persevere! In case you're hanging up now, then I can't explain it clearly! Now then, the most you can accuse me of is me*; In case you hang up, you're a murderer who rapes first and then kills! ”

"you!" Ouyang Xuan'er's legs were numb, her waist was sore, and she was drenched in sweat when she said a word of coquettishness. Lying on Zhen Cheng's body, he panted and said, "If you get someone, you are still taking advantage of your mouth!" It's annoying! ”

"Let's push the cart this time!" Zhen Cheng knew that Ouyang Xuan'er couldn't hold on anymore, so he turned around lightly and said gently, "You have to imagine me as a divine doctor, he is treating you!" ”

"Bastard! Such doctors should be castrated! Ah-" In the dark, Ouyang Xuan'er couldn't help moaning, less complaining, more attachment and enjoyment.

Men and women, love and desire, which one comes first and which one comes last? Ouyang Xuan'er flew up to the clouds to meditate secretly, and her smart head gradually became messy!