1206 Southern Affairs
"Hurry, you can't hold back... Nervous... Why?"
After Chai Shao helped pull out the net bucket, he had already consciously turned his face to the side.
However, he stood there and waited for a while, but did not hear the sound of water, and when he looked back, he immediately began to cry and laugh.
"Look! Find a way! I can't hold it back! ”
Xiao Han's face at this time was already blue and red for a while, and he didn't know whether it was ashamed or suffocated, anyway, even his tone became sharp and thin, as if he came out of the palace.
"Oh? Good! Good! ”
Chai Shao was angrily reprimanded by Xiao Han, and finally held back his churning laughter, and hurriedly came up to help untie the bandage.
He thought that it was just a bandage, how big of a deal?
However, after getting started, Chai Shao found out that this was also a bandage tied by a person who lacked virtue and smoked! I circled around Xiao Han three times, but I didn't find the beginning!
On the contrary, when he was rummaging, he accidentally touched the wound several times, and Xiao Han's tears of pain were about to come out!
"Big brother, hurry up, I... I really can't! Xiao Han's lips were purple at this time, and the whole person was like sifting chaff, shaking non-stop, and he couldn't stand it anymore!
"Bear with me a little longer! I...... I'll help you cut this apart! Chai Shao was also upset at this time, when he saw that it was like this, he didn't care about anything else, he pulled out the dagger he carried with him with his backhand, and he was about to cut the bandage!
"Ah, wait!"
Xiao Han didn't react at this time, and suddenly saw a bright knife stabbing towards his crotch, his eyes were bigger than the copper bell, and his huge ass was twisted, and he would rather tear the wound open again than avoid the dagger!
"Thorny ......"
The dagger grazed Xiao Han's ass, leaving a long gash in the thick bandage.
"What's going on? Can't you still trust me, brother? Chai Shao was also taken aback by Xiao Han's sudden action, quickly retracted the dagger, and then glared at Xiao Han angrily!
It's really dangerous just now, if he hadn't collected it quickly, this knife might have really been inserted into his ass!
Xiao Han listened to the sound of the silk splitting, and a cold sweat also broke out, and his cheeks twitched: Why don't I believe you? I don't believe you! If this is not careful, if we meet again in the future, it is estimated that we will meet in the palace......
"Big brother, cut from behind, from behind!" Don't dare to delay any longer, Xiao Han felt that his patience had reached the limit, and quickly twisted his buttocks and motioned to Chai Shao to take the knife.
After all, compared to the safety of his little brother, it's just an ass! It doesn't seem to be that important anymore......
"Oops! Troublesome! Chai Shao glanced at Xiao Han's ass with disgust, although he was still a little angry in his heart, but thinking that this thing was a sick number, he still relied on him, took out the dagger again, and made two strokes on the tightly wrapped buttocks.
"Boom......"
The blade cuts through the cloth.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Han's ** sound of relief followed, and with it, there seemed to be some murmuring water?
For a long time, for a long time......
The sound of the water gradually stopped, Chai Shao walked out of the room with a strange face, looked left and right, and saw Xiaodong, who rushed to hear the news, and directly arrested him.
When he was young, Xiaodong took out a net bucket from the bedroom, laboriously mentioned the garden outside, looked left and right to see that there was no one, and kicked the bucket into the flower garden......
"Farm manure is the most important way to raise flowers, and you can't waste ......!"
In the bedroom, Xiao Han, who felt that his whole body had been hollowed out, finally returned to the bed comfortably and lay down again.
I don't know if the door is not closed tightly, and my buttocks are a little cold and a little painful.
Xiao Han glanced back, only to find that the wound on his buttocks, which had not yet completely scabbed, seemed to have begun to ooze blood again after experiencing the action just now.
"I'm going to be drugged again......"
With a sigh, Xiao Han turned his head and saw that Chai Shao was also looking at his buttocks, his face turned black, and he quickly pulled the quilt and prepared to cover the wound.
"Cover what?! You're not a yellow flower girl! Still afraid of people looking at it? I don't know if I can get better faster if I can see the wind in the wound! Chai Shao noticed Xiao Han's movements, and hurriedly grabbed his hand, while glaring and reprimanding.
Xiao Han was caught by him and couldn't move, so he had to roll his eyes, let go of the quilt, and muttered, "How quickly does the wound heal?" Who do you listen to? In this sense, wouldn't it be faster if I basked in the sun? Maybe I'll be able to ride a horse tomorrow?! ”
"This ......" Chai Shao was scolded by Xiao Han, but he was not annoyed, but instead smiled evilly: "What you said, I really haven't tried it!" But you can try it tomorrow, it's all ready-made opportunities, and if it really works, I'll definitely promote it in the military, eh...... For the time being, it's called Xiao Hou's butt drying therapy, or bare foot therapy, what do you think? ”
"Uh...... I don't think so! When Xiao Han heard this, he was speechless.
He knew that fighting with this old rascal would not take advantage of it at all!
I don't know if this thing is also such a shameless appearance in front of his wife, Princess Pingyang!
"Don't talk about that! Two big men bite and ass, and they are not afraid of being listened to by others and suspect that you have any special fetishes! ”
There's no way, it's your ass that hurts, even if you are entangled in this topic for 10,000 years, you can only be yourself, Xiao Han wanted to understand this, and decisively cut the topic out.
"By the way, I haven't asked yet, why are you here? Didn't you go to the south......" Xiao Han asked with a frown
"Hey! It's been fine for a long time in the south! As soon as Xiao Han's words fell, Chai Shao had already taken over the conversation, only to see him proudly pull over a chair, sit on it, and cross Erlang's legs and said: "We went to the south this time, someone secretly reported that Feng Ying was going to rebel!" In addition, His Majesty has not sent people to participate in the Yuan Day Ceremony in the past two years, so His Majesty sent us to investigate the situation, and if there is really any trouble, we should make plans as soon as possible.
But I didn't expect that we had just arrived at Guangzhou Mansion on the front foot, and that Feng Ying ran to meet us with several sons on the back foot!
Originally, we were still worried about fraud, but the old fox immediately pushed his eldest son to us, saying that he admired the knowledge of the capital and asked this eldest son to go to Chang'an with us to study for a few years! After coming back, I will better guard Lingnan for His Majesty. ”
"Study tours? To Chang'an? Xiao Han was lying on the bed and heard this, and couldn't help laughing dumbly: "Isn't this just a vote?" treats his son as a proton, and feels that this Lord Feng Ying has read a lot in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period! Could it be that he also wants his son to become a character like Zichu? ”
"Ps: Zi Chu, also known as Yiren, maybe many people have never heard of his name, but his son, you must have heard of it, because his son is Qin Shi Huang, Yingzheng!"