Chapter 1034: Hypnotic Poem, I'm Doing It! [Ask for a ticket! 】

The welcoming procession entered the back house and stopped in front of the embroidery building of the princess of Jin.

The ladies who had just beaten Fang Jun indiscriminately entered the embroidery pavilion with a smile and closed the door tightly. Then, the master of ceremonies of the Wang family stood in front of the embroidery building and said loudly: "On a good day and auspicious day, the congratulatory person writes poems to urge the bride to make up, good words and wonderful sentences, so as to show the match made in heaven, please welcome the relatives and the husband to give a poem to urge makeup!" ”

Then, everyone in the courtyard shouted together: "Bride, come out!" ”

Fang Jun was slightly stunned, and this process?

He knew about the hypnotic poem, but why was he dizzy when he got married, as if he didn't have this level? Even if there is, it is his own poetry, and the ministers at that time were a group of wine bags, rice bags, fox friends, and dog friends, who could give a fart poem......

As soon as the master of ceremonies' voice fell, someone behind the door shouted: "How can a song be made?" Today's prime minister is Fang Jun, the most famous talent in Chang'an, at least three! ”

"Not just three, but each one has to be affirmed by us, aren't you, sisters?"

Fang Jun was speechless, listening to the voice, it was Wang Xiuniang doing things again.

It seems that Li Siwen must be given some eye medicine, and after getting married, he must have a good life to pick up this girl......

But this kind of thing is not difficult for me!

I used to have a Chinese girlfriend, who was a genuine female Wenqing, and when her girlfriend got married, she pulled Fang Jun to collect all kinds of hypnotic poems throughout the ages, and strictly ordered Fang Jun to memorize them and present poems at her girlfriend's wedding ceremony, so as to show off her boyfriend's "quality". As a result, they didn't wait for their best friend's wedding, but the two broke up first......

Looking back, it's like a dream.

It seems that this star is not last night, for whom is the wind and the midnight supper......

The past is unbearable.

"Three songs are three songs, wait and listen carefully!" Fang Erlang was full of pride, as if he wanted to vent his past memories completely.

Everyone knows that every poem of Fang Jun's poems is a classic, which is enough to be sung for a while, and they all cheer up.

Li Zhi quietly pulled Fang Jun's sleeve and said with a blank eye: "Brother-in-law, write two classics!" ”

Due to the limitation of the subject matter, it is generally difficult to have a classic.

If Fang Jun writes a classic that is enough to be passed on to future generations today, when future generations talk about this hypnotic poem, he will mention today's wedding of King Jin, wouldn't it be equivalent to leaving a mark in the history books?

Fang Jun patted Li Zhi's shoulder and said proudly, "What's so difficult about this? ”

Everyone was impressed.

When others say this, they are arrogant; Fang Jun said this, no one dared to ridicule half a sentence! People's previous works have already established the status of the first poet in the Tang Dynasty, if anyone is not convinced, then write a better poem than Fang Jun first!

Fang Jun took two steps forward, and the tide of memories came to his mind like a tide, and he opened his mouth and said: "It is rumored that the candle has lowered the red powder, don't make spring in front of the mirror." You don't need to be covered with makeup, but you have to wait for the painting with your eyebrows. ”

??????? A closer look at the verses shows that the object of the "urging" depicted here is a woman. She was "under the candle" at night in front of the "Spiegel Stage", and she was dressing up with carmine powder. The word "spring" not only reveals the young woman's young age, but also symbolizes that she has a beautiful appearance like spring. The way of "urging" is also ingenious, not to call rudely, but to persuade each other politely: don't put "full of makeup", you have to "keep your eyebrows", and wait for the "painter" to paint. The borrowing of the allusion of Zhang Chang as his wife thrush in the Han Dynasty adds to the intriguing artistic conception of the poem.

"Good!"

The courtyard responded with a bang and applauded.

Inside the embroidery building, there is also a lot of chattering.

The Xie family and the Wang family are in-laws, so Xie Mingzhu and the daughters of the Wang family are all familiar with each other. At this moment, Xie Mingzhu muttered and retold Fang Jun's poems, and sighed: "This person is really powerful, how can such a thing as poetry be difficult to stop him?" ”

Wang Xiuniang frowned, gritted her silver teeth and said, "Then it can't be so easy, right?" ”

On the embroidery bed, Wang was a little unstable.

Wang was just twelve years old this year, and when he saw several cousins and cousins messing around with Fang Jun, he said with some concern: "That Fang Erlang is very murderous and fierce, why bother to provoke him?" Quickly count him through, in case you annoy him, how can you live? ”

Wang Xiuniang smiled and said, "What, my sister can't wait to get married?" ”

Wang blushed and didn't dare to talk much, letting the sisters mess around.

Xie Mingzhu said: "Anyway, there are two more songs after this one, and when the next one is not as good as this one, even if he doesn't pass it?" ”

All the sisters nodded in unison, such a good hypnotic poem, it is really unreasonable not to pass.

Wang Xiuniang was helpless, so she had to say loudly: "This one is over!" ”

Fang Jun outside the door laughed, and said loudly without stopping: "I don't know what night it is, urge the balcony to get closer to the mirror platform." Who said that hibiscus is planted in the water, and a branch is opened in the bronze mirror. ”

"Good!"

There was jubilation again.

Wang Xiuniang in the Xiulou was completely depressed, how could she think that this song was a few points better than the one just now?

Xie Mingzhu gritted his teeth: "Will you make it difficult for him again in the last song?" ”

Wang Xiuniang had to say: "That's okay......"

The second song passed, Fang Jun puffed up and continued to chant loudly: "The jade girl of the Wang family is expensive, and she is married to the emperor's family; The mother of heaven adjusts the powder, and the brother of the day gives flowers. urge the shop of the hundred sub-tents, and wait for the obstacle of the seven-incense car; Borrowed to ask if the makeup is done? The East wants to dawn! ”

This time, no one applauded, and the whole courtyard applauded!

Wang Xiuniang and Xie Mingzhu in the show building were completely dumbfounded, what kind of monster is this person, how can one song be better than the other?

Who can find fault with such a hypnotic poem?

was struggling with himself, and he heard an old voice in the courtyard say slowly: "As soon as Fang Erlang's hypnotic poem comes out today, I'm afraid that there will be no hypnotic poems in Datang from now on!" Wonderful, the little daughters in the building, quickly invite the groom to enter! ”

Wang Xiuniang stuck out her tongue and said abruptly: "It's Aya......"

Hearing that it was Wang Qi who spoke, the ladies didn't dare to mess around anymore, and obediently opened the door to welcome Li Zhi, the king of Jin, and others in, and there was laughter and laughter in the building.

There was nothing to do with Fang Jun for the time being, so he walked to the side of the courtyard and bowed to Wang Jue, who had a white body and beard: "I've seen the Duke of Yongning." ”

Wang Jue smiled: "People who are about to die, why should they be polite? It will take some time for the rules to be here, why don't you go to the side hall and sit for a while? ”

Fang Jun knew that Wang Jue had something to say, so he hurriedly said: "I don't dare to ask for it!" ”

stepped forward to support Wang Qi's arm, only to find that the old man's already thin skin and bones were like a candle in the wind, and he was close to running out of oil.

Wang Qi said gently: "The old man can still walk, why do you need help? ”

Fang Jun said respectfully: "Respect for the elderly, the virtue of people." ”

Wang Qi laughed, and entered the side hall with his support.

His own servant serves tea.

Wang Jue pointed to the tea soup in the teacup on the table and said: "Tea is a thing that has been around for a long time, but only Fang Erlang's clever hand has improved it, and it has become a necessary thing that thousands of families are eager to use. ”

Like Wang Jue, a generation of famous ministers who can be ranked as one of the "Four Famous Ministers of the Early Tang Dynasty", Fang Jun naturally will not be a simple Wang Jue, just praise himself.

After pondering for a while, Fang Jun said slowly: "In fact, tea has existed since ancient times, and the reason why people have not studied the method of improvement is probably not because others are inferior to me, but because others have never thought about it. In the past, sencha soup was passed down from generation to generation, and later generations did not want to change. The times are developing, and the trend of history cannot be violated, which is the general trend. If everyone has the mind to adapt to the times and is willing to think about some changes on top of the original things, the result will be completely different, and it may not be so pessimistic. ”

You always cling to the dead brain of selfishness, but you don't know that the world has been rapidly advancing due to the emergence of new things such as sea trade and gunpowder, how can you follow the trend?

In the face of the general trend of history, any force that tries to block progress will be crushed into slag, who cares if you are a prince and general, or a nobleman?

Wang Qi's snow-white eyebrows raised slightly, and he was silent.

After a long time, he sighed: "The Guanlong Group is the cornerstone of the Tang Dynasty, and Your Majesty's desire for power has skyrocketed, and it is not a good thing to decide the affairs of the world with one word." It is true that the original intention of the Guanlong Group's resistance was not to damage its own interests, but if this kind of struggle continues, the result is nothing more than an increase in internal friction, resulting in instability in the country. ”

Fang Jun was silent for a moment.

He carefully reviewed every sentence in his mind, and then said slowly: "The younger generation has heard a sentence and thinks it is true. ”

Wang Qi asked, "Let's hear it." ”

Fang Jun raised his eyes, stared at Wang Jue, suddenly smiled, and said: "If you seek unity through struggle, you will survive in unity; If you seek unity by retreating, you will die in unity. ”

Wang Jue pondered for a moment, and then his white eyebrows trembled, and he was suddenly moved.