Chapter Twenty-Eight: Wu Liang Leading the Donkey and Pulling the Stake

When they arrived at Wu Liang and Wu Gen brothers, they accompanied Wen Cheng back to the inner door one after another, and the inner door had already been closed.

In fact, there is a curfew at the moment, and there is Ding Yong patrolling the street.

Ordinary people, etc., were caught by the patrolling Ding Yong, it is easy to do it if you have money, and you can be accommodating by paying a handful of copper coins;

If you don't have any money...... You still talk so loudly without money?

Call me! I don't understand anything at all.

Wen Cheng is naturally not afraid of patrolling Ding Yong, and he has no public weapons for private use, and letting Ding Yong help him go home is considered a principle.

A lot of Ding Yong's names are still written on the roster for them!

The efficiency of the execution of any law depends on the food of the person...... Isn't it?

……

In fact, the night curfew in ancient times was not a bad thing.

At this time, the lighting equipment is still very primitive, dark and dark, and it is either a gambler or a thief who comes out of the third watch in the middle of the night;

There is no "night economy" to explore, and there is no curfew at night, which can only be convenient for spies who come into the city, and cheap for those who steal chickens and dogs.

Usually people go to bed before dark, who still runs out for a walk...... Fee shoes.

If there is a sudden illness, Ding Yong will not make it difficult, explain the situation, let Ding Yong check it, and naturally let him go.

……

When you reach the inner gate, the fence gate between the lanes has long been closed.

Wen Cheng just wanted to call the gatekeeper to open the door, but Wu Liang said: "Second uncle, there is no need to call that guy, it is very troublesome to procrastinate." Let me open it. ”

After speaking, without waiting for the text to reply, he turned around, climbed up, and climbed into the lane after three times and five times. He took out the little bird, poured a soak of boy urine into the recess of the inner door, wiped his hands on his belt, and then opened half of the inner door.

The whole action is done in one go, like a smooth flow...... It seems that this product has done a lot of these things!

However, Wen Cheng is not surprised, because he knows that this kung fu is the ancestral inheritance of the Wu family: Wu Liang's father and Wu Liang's two uncles have this skill...... The Wu family is a thief family.

……

Because of the Wen family's father and ancestors, Yu Wu family is kind, and it seems that Wen Cheng's eldest father once saved the Wu family in the epidemic.

Therefore, Wu Liang Wu Gen usually has no tricks, and he will not hide it from Wen Cheng, and even show off in front of Wen Cheng from time to time.

The two brothers Wu Liang and Wu Gen are not afraid of Wen Cheng at all - uh, it seems that in Han'an County, these two cut goods, and there is nothing worthy of their fear.

The thief Cao once arrested Wu Liang and put him in with a leather whip; Wu Gen scolded outside the gate of the county temple, and the scolding was unbearable, and the content made the old bustard of Yanqilou hear it, and he had to pump his liver carefully.

The thief Cao was really angry, and slipped the Wu Gong into a stick...... I didn't dare to fight too much.

After all, the two brothers have no real charges, and they are good or bad, first, it is difficult to confess;

Second, Wu Liang's father and two uncles are afraid that they will shoot the bricks of the thief Cao - those three people really dare to fight for their lives.

How can there be a reason to prevent thieves every day...... What's more, this thief has also changed his career: changing to make bricks.

No one has the confidence to be able to hide from it for the rest of their lives. The last time, this life is over.

Wu Liang Wu Gen limped out of the county jail. That night, the thief Cao's house, Chai He stomped on fire.

On the second night, the pit was full of pebbles, and a huge dung pit was stuffed to the brim...... Not to mention the stench, it was very difficult to clean up, and the thing couldn't be pulled out with a dung spoon, so it had to be moved piece by piece by hand.

That time, the thief Cao was also ruthless, looking for a reason, and detained Wu Liang again.

That night, the thief Cao also specially sent a few subordinates to be on duty in his own home. As a result, early the next morning, I heard my fifteen-year-old daughter calling her mother in a small voice...... It turned out that all the clothes on her body were gone.

Fortunately, people did not suffer.

The Wu family seems to have never messed with flowers and grass, and the bad guys have a bad name, which is something that everyone in Han'an recognizes.

Since then, the thieves and thieves have not interfered much in the affairs of Wu Liang and Wu Gen.

Wen Cheng knew that the two brothers' most proud hand was to steal the fish of the fishmongers and dogs in the East Market.

The reason was that Wu Liang's mother, the famous "Lady Qingdao", went to buy fish. found that there were two taels missing, looking for the dog's theory, the dog was in full view, how dare he admit it! After admitting it, you can't do business.

The gambling curse swore to death and did not admit it.

At that time, Mrs. Qingdao's house came to the house, and she didn't care about it, so she went home and went home.

A few days later, the dog was in the shop in the East Market, and there were seventy or eighty catties of fish in the fish pond, all of which were stolen cleanly......

You know: Dog Zi and his two sons in their early twenties all slept and guarded in the fish shop that was less than three zhang in size.

There is not a single one left that has been stolen!

Even the clothes that the three fathers and sons took off were gone.

It wasn't until dawn that the father and son found that the fish was gone; At this time, when the market opens, the old customers such as wine shops, restaurants, brothels and pavilions need to come to buy the predetermined catch;

The three fathers and sons were scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously, panicking and at a loss, but they saw Wu Liang carrying a bucket and Wu Gen whistling, coming to him......

I actually came here to sell fish to the dog fish shop!

Dogs can't help it! Catch thieves and stolen goods, and estimate that this fish is your own, but how can you prove it?

Wu Gen said: My two brothers worked hard to catch it. Don't believe in what we're capable of?

Give me the money, and my brothers will catch the man you stole from your mother-in-law within a day......

You say, which one to catch?

Is it the sturdy man who walked through the front door into your house, or the tall, thin man who climbed over the wall and entered your house?

Do you dare to say that this fish is yours? You call it, it agrees, and my two brothers come to help you kill fish every day, and they don't need to be paid!

Finally, the deal!

Everyone was happy

…… I bought the fish, and I bought the fish in time, and I didn't miss anything, which was good.

…… Fish sellers: customers have bought fish, and they have lost other houses; There's also a lot to be made, which is good.

…… East City Tax Collector: Today's tax has been collected in time, which is very good.

…… Wu Liang Wu Gen: It's good to be angry and make money.

- Who said that in this world, there is no river crab win-win, isn't this it?

(ps; used so much pen and ink to describe the Wu Liang brothers, and the latter brothers were of great use. Written in such detail, one is foreshadowing; The second is to let everyone know in advance: the ability of the two.

And these two people are not made up by the monk, the monk knows two such people: especially resistant, ten years old. Adults can't bear the beating, and these brothers basically have to do it once a week.

The fish stealing scene is also real.

In Dongguan, the fishmonger did sleep on the fish pond, and the two brothers stole the fish. The next day, it was actually sold back again, but to another company.

These stories are real, not made up by monks. )