Chapter 1 She dressed as a bandit leader
"This time we defeated those officers and soldiers, but we got a lot of good things, I think we can plan to go and grab a wave, after all, the warehouse in the cottage is quite empty."
"Yes, those officers and soldiers are really rubbish, the weapons are so good, they can still lose so badly! What a disappointment for Lao Tzu! β
"Isn't it just a weapon? The food is also superb! The smell of braised pork can be smelled from afar! And they still eat steamed buns! It's a bun with minced meat! β
"I'm going to drool when you say it, I haven't opened meat for a long time since the big boss took a break for a month!"
"Haha, which meat is the meat you are talking about, why don't we go down the mountain now and grab one or two beautiful scholars to come up and have fun?"
As soon as Yun Piaopiao woke up, he heard this group of bandits discussing how to rob homes and rob people's men.
Although at this moment, she didn't know what her identity was, but in her previous life, as a righteous people's policeman, Yun Piaopiao still felt that it was necessary for her to stop this organized and planned crime.
She coughed twice, struggled out of bed, and then glared angrily at the bandits who had just spoken, and shouted, "You guys! You can't go down! β
When the bandits saw that Yun Piaopiao woke up, they all hurriedly got up from their stools and looked at her with a little shock.
Yun Piaopiao thought that her righteous and awe-inspiring appearance frightened them, and she couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief in her heart.
Although he has changed his body, he still has the foundation of hand-to-hand combat and various martial arts that he has learned, and it should not be a problem to deal with these unarmed women.
That's right, although the bandits standing in front of Yun Piaopiao were all wearing men's coarse cloth clothes and men's attire, Yun Piaopiao could still see through them at a glance, they were actually women.
What kind of strange place is she wearing, women are all getting together to be bandits? Could it be a female honorable country?
At the moment when Yun Piaopiao was so stunned, the bandits all looked at each other, and finally Qi Qi turned his gaze to a bandit with a cold face, and asked in a loud voice: "Hey, fourth, didn't you say that she should be faint for at least a day and a night?" Why did you wake up? β
The bandit, known as the fourth child, took a few steps forward, checked Yun Piaopiao's pulse, and then shook his head and said, "I'm talking about ordinary people who have to be in a daze for a day and a night, but she's not an ordinary person." β
This word is deliberately elongated, which seems to have other meanings.
Yun Piaopiao estimated that he should be a hostage they had kidnapped.
Losers don't lose, and they must not be allowed to find out that they have changed souls now and know nothing about this place!
Yun Piaopiao snorted coldly, sat down with a big grin, and glanced at the six bandits present.
Uh, that's right, they're all women, and there's a very young one, and she doesn't hold a weapon, and she looks like she's delicate and weak, she should have a chance of winning, but it's best not to fight hard first, outwit it.
"Ahem, knowing that I am not an ordinary person, I dare to rob the house in front of me, who gave you the courage? Also, what conditions do you have to let me out? β
As soon as she said this, the bandits looked at each other again, and then showed a strange look that was indescribable.
One of the bandits, named Lao Si, took the lead and said: "Yes, it's really wrong for us to hide from you to go down the mountain, but your current situation is really not suitable to fight with us, we have been aggrieved for a long time, and if we don't go down the mountain to get something, the treasury will be empty." β
Yun Piaopiao: "......" what? What does she mean, what does it mean to hide from her, what does it mean that she is not suitable to fight with them in this condition??
Just when Yun Piaopiao's brain was buzzing, another slightly delicate-looking female bandit stepped forward and said a little apologetically: "Sister, I came up with the idea, if you want to blame me, you can blame me." β
As soon as these words came out, Yun Piaopiao didn't sit down directly, and stumbled to the ground.
She looked up in amazement and said in disbelief, "You, what do you call me?" β
The loud bandit said: "Sister, you shouldn't have fallen and fallen stupid, the fourth child, hurry up and take a look." β
The person who was called the fourth child hurriedly stepped forward, checked Yun Piaopiao's pulse again, and then said to himself: "No, why do you feel a little confused, could it be that I made a mistake when I took the drug just now?" Sister, don't worry, I'll take a look-"
Yun Piaopiao: "........"
After making trouble for a long time, she is actually the boss of this gang? She is a dignified people's policeman, and she actually dressed as the head of a bandit?
No, God must be joking! She's definitely undercover! It's definitely an undercover agent sent to suppress the bandits! Absolutely!
"Ahem, I'm fine, then let me ask, are you so blatantly robbing homes and robbing people's men, aren't you afraid of bandits?" Yun Piaopiao asked, considering the words.
No matter what, she also had to find out the whereabouts of the officers and soldiers who suppressed the bandits, and then went to report the bandits! Eliminate harm for the people!
"Tut, sister, you are right, you are afraid of the bandit, right? We have not sinned against him! You were the one who took people captive to the cottage, and you were the one who slept with them for three days, hahahaha-" One of the bandits laughed.
Yun Piaopiao: "......" woohoo, the sky is going to kill her, she not only dressed as the head of the bandits, but also took the bandits back to the cottage to sleep for three days??
This crime is simply too numerous to mention, and it is outrageous!
Yun Piaopiao's face became quite ugly, she sat back on the stool, showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said in a dumb voice: "I am such a good girl's family, why did I fall into this appearance?" Am I still humanβ"
She is sorry for the party, sorry for the people, sorry for the more than ten years of higher education she received!
Seeing that Yun Piaopiao really showed heartbroken tears, several female bandits looked at each other again, revealing extremely worried looks.
Only the fourth child is the most calm, and the old god is saying: "Don't worry too much, according to my experience of practicing medicine for a few years after being self-taught, this is normal, my sister is just a little emotionally unstable, and it will be good to go down the mountain after three months." β
The bandits showed a look of surprise and said, "That's good." β
Yun Piaopiao's tears that had just soared out couldn't help but stop.
Wait, she felt like something was wrongβ
was about to ask, but the door of the courtyard was suddenly knocked on the sky, and an angry voice came from outside the door: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven are in charge, it's not good!" The bandit is attacking again with officers and soldiers! Ergou and Da Niu said that they didn't do their best to attack the cottage during the day, and they used a strategy called! β
"That's called seeing the enemy as weak!" Yun Piaopiao couldn't listen to it anymore and stood up suddenly, "I'll take a look." β