Chapter 479: How Many Heads Do You Have?
Liu Mingzhi had a feeling of being speechless and staring at the sky.
I can't help but secretly regret it, why do you have to say that trolls are musical instruments? Wouldn't it be nice to say something else? But the appearance of the trolls is really not like anything else, except for the hole flute that is put together.
It can't be said to be a scabbard.
But Liu Mingzhi was even more helpless to encounter these people's methods to check whether the trolls were murder weapons.
Jia Zhengjing, one of the commanders of the Great Dragon Guard, and the general Husky Ha of the Jin State who guarded Qiongfangyuan, plus none of the empresses in front of him let themselves blow to them.
In other words, even if you say blow it for me to listen, it's easy to understand, why do you have to blow it?
There are good ventriloquists in Beijing, and the king has not been in the early dynasty since then?
"Your Majesty, the ventriloquist of the minister has not yet been proficient, I am afraid that Your Majesty will not be satisfied, so forget it."
The empress didn't believe any of Liu Mingzhi's words at all now, but she still didn't ask the question, and put the troll in its original position.
"So can Brother Liu explain what kind of monstrous merit can be brought into the hall from a small Xie Yuanlang? As far as I know, except for the top three scholars who can stay in Beijing, other scholars and officials may not be able to sit where to sit and discuss matters after exhausting their life's efforts. ”
"Your Majesty, in good conscience, am I really not handsome? In Jiangnan, we are also a famous handsome guy in ten miles and eight villages, okay? ”
The empress looked at Liu Mingzhi carefully, knowing that he wanted to gag, changed the topic, and smiled lightly: "Although it is not as good as a stranger like jade, the son is unparalleled in the world, but he still has to be a handsome man." ”
"Look, Your Majesty, you have said it, my emperor sees that I am handsome, and he wants to reward me as an official, and I have no choice."
Seeing that the empress answered his own question, Liu Mingzhi spoke even more boundlessly, that is, he did not answer the question of why he was promoted so quickly.
Liu Mingzhi can't help but do this, he can't answer.
Horseshoe, push the grace order, cooperate with the emperor in the coal business, replace the new equipment for the six guards of northern Xinjiang, no matter what kind of thing is enough for the empress's eyes, say it ironclad and finish.
No matter how detailed the investigation is, there are always omissions.
At least now the empress only knows that she has something to do with Dalong's new equipment, not the identity of the chief designer.
Otherwise, the empress would probably dare to take the risk of condemnation, imprison herself, and squeeze herself dry.
Not to mention the empress, even Li Zheng himself has hidden a little hole card that has not leaked out, but Li Zheng is at least reasonable and entrusts himself with important tasks.
Queen? I don't know very much what she is, at least not to mention anything else, just her identity as a woman Liu Dashao didn't dare to say anything.
If it's unreasonable for you, it's really unreasonable.
The empress's eyes showed a flash of unwillingness, and she gently picked up the teacup in front of her and took a sip of tea, thinking about how to continue the topic.
Suddenly, the empress turned pale, looked at the teacup in her hand, hurriedly spit out the tea she had drunk, and threw aside the official kiln glazed teacup worth dozens of taels of silver.
"Brother Liu, what do you say would happen if a person solves the problem of military equipment for the emperor?"
"This majesty should know better than the ministers, after all, your majesty is also the emperor, and it is a capital crime to speculate on the holy will in the dragon."
"Brother Liu, you are a smart person, why bother pretending to be confused with me here? I mean you clearly, the new equipment of the dragon and Brother Liu must be inextricably linked, a strong man holding a Mo knife, a knife can make the cavalry all broken, breaking the myth of the undefeated cavalry in the field, the advantage of the horizontal knife is several times that of the first knife of the Pu knife ring, this is what I personally practiced, a five-grade household member Wailang can really satisfy you. ”
"Those who are content are always happy, and besides, these things have nothing to do with the ministers, and they are all things that will be imprisoned."
"Really? In this case, why did Brother Liu change the equipment after he went to the Longwuwei camp with Huguohou, what is the weapon of that willow leaf, what did Brother Liu say? Horizontal knife! When did Dalong's standard armament be worn on the body of the family's dead soldiers? ”
"Buy it with money, there is a saying in the Liu family, there is nothing in the world that money can't buy, if there is, it can only mean that the money is not enough, it turns out that the Liu family has enough money to buy the standard armament in the Dalong army."
The empress's face was a little flushed, and her jade hand slapped it on the table without pity, and looked at Liu Mingzhi angrily: "I don't know what to do, I have repeatedly persuaded you with good words, but you don't know what to do." ”
"Your Majesty, it is true that you have wronged the ministers, the ministers have always been the idea of knowing the times as Junjie, but the ministers really don't know how to build the Mo knife and how to make the divine arm crossbow, these things are strictly protected by the Ministry of War and the generals, how can a household official know about the affairs of the Ministry of War."
Liu Mingzhi spread his hands and looked at the empress opposite with an unusually innocent expression.
The empress narrowed her eyes and suddenly chuckled, and lifted the teapot to Liu Mingzhi and brought Liu Mingzhi a cup of tea: "Brother Liu, there will be a mistake in the end, what kind of crossbow is the divine arm crossbow?" ”
Liu Mingzhi, who was about to say thank you, was stunned, and looked at the smiling empress with a little confusion, Long Wuwei had obviously built a divine arm crossbow, if the empress investigated, she wouldn't know about this matter.
Liu Mingzhi swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but think of a possibility, that is, the war in Northern Xinjiang was urgent, and the divine arm crossbow did not have time to be equipped with the soldiers, which means that there was no such thing as a weapon in the intelligence investigated by the Admiral's secret agents.
"Routines, they're all routines."
Liu Dashao whispered a few words helplessly.
He completely understood that the woman in front of him was simply a goblin, and any word could be caught by it.
Then a rhetorical question made him speechless.
I don't know which unlucky thing will marry her in the future.
Not to mention anything else, just this cunning fox-like character, you have to be restless.
"Your Majesty, the minister just said the Eight Bull Crossbow."
The Empress gently opened her lips: "Oh.......... Eight bull crossbows. ”
"That's right, Your Majesty also knows that there are so many armies outside, and the ministers are restless, and they misremember it for a while, it's the Eight Bull Crossbow."
The empress gently took off her helmet and put it on the table, and turned her round earlobe to Liu Mingzhi: "Brother Liu, what do you see?" ”
Liu Mingzhi smashed his lips a few times: "It's quite white, good-looking." ”
The empress blushed slightly and looked at Liu Mingzhi angrily: "I'm telling you that I'm not deaf." ”
"Bangchen knows, if Your Majesty is deaf, how can he talk to me for so long."
The empress nodded lightly: "Okay, Liu Mingzhi, you are really good, you have been playing with me, you are really good, I admire you." ”
"Your Majesty, how can the ministers have the courage to play with Your Majesty, the ministers are telling the truth."
The empress inhaled and exhaled repeatedly, resisted the urge to slap Liu Mingzhi to death, got up lightly and walked outside the pavilion to look up at the starry sky with her hands behind her back.
"Brother Liu, I don't want to talk about these things, I don't want to force it, let's talk about your frivolity, I don't know how many heads you have enough to cut off?"
ps: Things are busy, today is guaranteed, and I will make up for it later