Chapter 706: Jokes
Although the people around the main house of Zhaojiazhuang have not been emptied, only the women are left, but the men are not even half a child.
Jia Qiang led Daiyu to walk through the cottage...... In fact, there is not much poetry.
The cottage, the owner's house, is still covered with bricks......
The houses of the other households were made of rammed loess or built with clods of earth.
In winter, the whole world does not see a touch of greenery, it is all gray and yellow.
It is difficult for the first snow to survive for a long time, and after it melts, the ground is even a little muddy.
Seeing the embroidered shoes on Daiyu's feet gradually getting dirty, Jia Qiang laughed.
Daiyu didn't look at him angrily, and said, "Still laughing!" ”
Jia Qiang raised her eyebrows and said, "Then I'll carry you, do you dare?" ”
Daiyu's heart moved, but then she saw that the door of the earthen house on the side of the road opened a crack, and a little brain melon with a sky-high mustache appeared, just three or four years old, a little girl like Fuwa, baba "peeking" at them.
After Daiyu and the little girl smiled, they decisively ignored Jia Qiang's temptation.
If she lets people carry it, won't she let the children make fun of her?
So ignore it and continue to pick up some cleaner roads.
"In this way, after we leave, your sister-in-law's girls Yindie and fried beans are serving you?"
After walking around the corner, Daiyu asked with a soft smile.
Jia Qiang said confidently: "Of course! Originally, I didn't go back to the inner house, so I made do with it in the front barracks. It will only be a few days before I can ask for a decree to go south. The old lady had too much to do, and went to Dongfu, knowing that I wanted to live in front, she immediately became unwilling, and said that if I don't go back to live inside, where will I put You's place, wouldn't I be driving people out? You Shi was still wiping away tears in front of me, and I was impatient, so I went back to sleep. ”
Daiyu smiled and said, "Sister-in-law You, sister-in-law, didn't want to serve you?" ”
Third Sister You's thoughts about Jia Qiang can be regarded as Sima Yi's heart, and passers-by know it.
No one believes it, and after the girls in the family leave, she will be indifferent......
Jia Qiang was still confident, nodded and said, "She asked for it, but I don't allow her to come at night." I got up early and delivered breakfast twice, and I didn't allow her to stay longer. ”
Daiyu chirped: "There are no three hundred taels of silver here!" He was curious again: "The third sister was born very well, in terms of color alone, it is still above Ping'er and them, why do you keep ignoring others?" ”
Jia Qiang decided not to be fooled, shook her head and said, "How can I stand her temperament?" ”
Daiyu laughed angrily: "You don't make ghosts!" Qingwen is good-natured? ”
Jia Qiang shook her head and said: "It's really different, although Qingwen is a charcoal character, she is still respectful and humble in her bones, and she abides by the rules." No matter how powerful she is, she won't dare to blow up in front of you. But the third sister of Nayou really made a fuss, don't talk about you and me, even her own life can be risked. If you don't change your temperament, how can you get into the house? ”
Daiyu slowly bowed her head thoughtfully, looked up at Jia Qiang and asked, "What about the treasure girl?" ”
Jia Qiang smiled: "She didn't even enter the door!" ”
In life, after all, you still have to pay attention to skills.
If you can't bear to lie and can't speak out, then you should be tactful......
Daiyu was naturally smart and natural, so she naturally heard Jia Qiang's pun, glared at him fiercely, and said: "I'll see how you settle down, she is not one of those cats and dogs, sooner or later there will be times when you will be in trouble!" ”
Jia Qiang took Daiyu's somewhat cold hand and warmed her up, but she didn't know what to say for a while.
After all, it was hard for him to think of any reason to quibble at his level......
Fortunately, Daiyu did not rush to kill everything, and saw Jia Qiang's embarrassment, so she changed the topic in time.
She is extremely smart, and there are many clear examples around her, such as Sister Feng, so she has a good grasp of the word "jealousy".
Life is in the world, and he is not a sage, how can he be jealous?
But for Daiyu, as long as she is the most special and important person, what is the difference between accepting two or three people in the room and receiving twelve or thirteen?
What's more, how Jia Qiang treats her, she understands in her heart.
At the end of the day, this is not a fairytale world of a lifetime and a couple.
Don't talk about the side, that is, her father Lin Ruhai married the beloved daughter of Rongguo Gong back then, and got so much help and dowry from Jia Daishan, and there are not a few concubines and people in the room.
Not to mention, Jia Qiang's parents have died early, and he is the only one in the huge Ning Guo Mansion.
Even Lin Ruhai had tactfully persuaded her not to embarrass Jia Qiang on this......
After skipping this "robbery", Daiyu asked about the matter: "Didn't you even find the medicine lead, after dispensing cold incense pills and pulling out the hot poison, can't the Yin family lord speak?" ”
Jia Qiang shook her head and said, "When my throat was small, it was damaged by heat poison and it was irreversible. However, it is not easy to alleviate the pain. When I went to Yin's house, it was just in time for her to get sick. It's really ...... Too painful. And she is different from Miss Bao. She is much more serious, that is, she is always uncomfortable on weekdays. Now that there is a cold incense pill, it is a blessing to be able to relieve this suffering. ”
After Daiyu was silent for a while, she lowered her eyes and said softly: "Actually, I really want her to be well-bodied, and I thought, if even her voice is better, maybe ...... The Yin family doesn't want her to be this wife, and they can't say ......."
When Jia Qiang heard this, she clenched Daiyu's soft and said, "I'm sorry for making you suffer a lot of grievances." ”
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled, shook her head and said, "I'm not talking about this, I mean, such a good girl has a golden identity, and it's too wronged to be a wife with you!" Besides, vacate that position, so you can settle the treasure girl. Other people's brothers have entrusted their sister to you several times, and you are really, don't hold it off, wouldn't it be good if you agreed early? Now, I feel sorry for you for doing this. However, I don't care about you so much, and you provoke the right and wrong yourself, and you take care of it yourself. ”
In the end, she still heard that Daiyu had resentment in her heart, and Jia Qiang smiled: "How about I tell you a joke?" ”
Daiyu looked at him sideways and said, "If I don't laugh, I don't depend on you." As he spoke, he put on a pretty face.
It seems that he is ready to die and does not laugh.
Jia Qiang smiled when she saw it, cleared her throat again, and after saying "mmmm" twice, she said: "It is said that there is an old man in Jingxi, surnamed Wang, who eats medicine and wine to nourish his body on weekdays. One winter night, after dinner, the old man Wang wandered around to eat, and suddenly saw a frozen snake coiled under the big tree, and the kind old man Wang took the snake into his arms and took it home. It was just strange that the next day the old king poured out an urn of good wine that had been treasured for many years, and set up a sign on the tree, which read: "It is forbidden to show respectful here......"
At first, Daiyu thought that this bad guy was going to tell a shy joke, but she didn't expect to hear that it was like this in the end, don't laugh for a while, she was disgusting and almost didn't spit it out, and she stepped forward to tear Jia Qiang's mouth, Jia Qiang laughed and ran forward, Daiyu was atmospheric, chasing behind.
It's just that there is a lot of mud on the ground, and if she doesn't pay attention, Daiyu exclaimed, and slipped and fell to the side, just when she closed her eyes in a bluff, but she was thinking about how to clean up Jia Qiang in her heart, but she suddenly felt that her body was picked up, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that it was indeed the "hateful face" of the smile!
Daiyu spat and said, "Let me go!" ”
Jia Qiang shook her head and said, "The shoes are wet, where can I walk?" I'll send you back to change your shoes. ”
"Oh, let me go and let people see, I can't live anymore?"
Daiyu was ashamed and knocked Jia Qiang on the shoulder.
Jia Qiang laughed and said, "I'll tell you another joke, this is guaranteed to laugh...... Sister Lin, do you know why Tang Sanzang never had to take a bath by himself when he was studying scriptures in the West? ”
Daiyu was stunned when she heard this, and thought for a while: "Could it be that the disciple serves him?" ”
Jia Qiang laughed and said, "How is that possible? Killing Sun Xing won't give him a bath, stealing peaches is almost the same...... Zhu Bajie said that he was willing, but Tang Seng thought he was too dirty. Sha Wujing, he is honest and honest, but he ate the body of Tang Seng the 9th, and Tang Seng didn't dare to let him wash it, for fear that even the 10th would eat it! ”
Daiyu asked, "Then how did Tang Sanzang bathe?" ”
Jia Qiang smiled and said, "Little ones, wash Tang Seng for me, I want to steam and eat!" You see, every time he walks, someone helps Tang Seng take a bath, and he is very useful! ”
"Phew!"
Daiyu couldn't help but laugh and laughed.
Jia Qiang hugged Daiyu and said with a smile as she walked: "Tell me one more?" ”
Daiyu thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Jia Qiang smiled and said: "Sister Lin must know that Taiji gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, and gossip gives birth to all things, but you know, what is it then?" ”
When Daiyu heard this, she wondered, "Is that the case?" But how do I remember, it is recorded in "Yi Chuan: Uploading Words": Therefore, it is easy to have Taiji, it is to give birth to two rituals, two rituals to give birth to four elephants, four elephants to give birth to gossip, gossip determines good fortune and evil, and good luck and evil give birth to great causes. There is no gossip about all things, right? ”
The corners of Jia Qiang's mouth twitched, and she smiled: "I'm not repeating the original text, but asking you by extension." ”
Daiyu saw that Jia Qiang was playing tricks, but she didn't say anything, but smiled with interest: "Four elephants give birth to gossip, gossip gives birth to all things, and after that, it should be all things?" ”
All things can't be born by themselves, but when all things are ready, can't they be derived into things?
Jia Qiang looked at Daiyu and said softly, "That's not the case. The four elephants give birth to gossip, and gossip gives birth to all things, and all things are not as good as you. ”
When Daiyu heard this, she looked at Jia Qiang in a daze, and then "poofed", and laughed very much on Jia Qiang's shoulder.
Jia Qiang: "......"
This is not a joke......
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Shenjing, the imperial city.
Fengzao Palace.
In the Xinuan Pavilion of the side hall, Li Xuan's eyes were blank, lying on the ground on all fours.
There was a concubine Zhao Rong to persuade him, but he ignored it, and he was in a hurry to persuade him, and he kicked it with his foot.
Fortunately, he refused to stand up when he kicked someone, so he didn't kick it......
Just as Li Xuan was spinning around on the ground like a spoon on the compass, using the "mandarin duck legs" to scare off the Zhaorong palace maid who was about to pick him up, he heard an angry rebuke from the door: "What does it look like?" ”
Li Xuan was startled, and a carp stood up, with a smile on his face: "Yo, my father is here!" Erchen was tired and a little tired, so he was stubborn with them for a while. ”
Emperor Long An wanted to pick it up, but when he saw that this little son had dark circles under his eyes and a tired face, his heart softened, and he frowned and said, "How did you get this way?" Didn't you come up with a solution to the matter of the clan? Jia Qiang also went to Jiangnan to get silver, but those people still want to get benefits without pulling out a dime? ”
Li Xuan was about to cry, and shook his head again and again: "Those masters in the clan are all of that temperament, they can't beat and beat, and they can't scold......
Emperor Long An's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "They still dare to bully you?" ”
Li Xuan said: "I don't dare to bully directly, I just keep crying poor, crying is difficult, and it seems that I am still reluctant to take out the land." ”
Empress Yin's face was not very good-looking, and she said distressedly: "You try your best, but you really can't do it, and your father won't blame you." The difficulty of the clan is that so many scholars in the Military Aircraft Department are very troublesome, how can you force it? ”
Li Xuan shook his head, lowered his head and said: "Erchen has never been a waste, no more than a few brothers can share the worries of their father, and they have always been at ease under the love of their father and queen mother." Now that there is finally a big thing to do, Xu can only do such a big thing in this life, and he can share the worries of his father and mother, how can he retreat from the difficulties? If that's the case, it's a waste. ”
Empress Yin was greatly moved when she heard this, her eyes were red, but Emperor Long An was not so easy to coax, although she was also moved in her heart, she asked in a deep voice on her face: "Since this is the case, then you don't have a good business, what are you messing around in your mother's harem?" ”
When Li Xuan heard this, he laughed dryly, raised his face and said: "Father, the son originally wanted to ask the queen mother to help the son talk to his father, can you make a will to recruit Jia Qiang back from Southern Province?" There are so many big things, especially the money village of the Internal Affairs Bureau, and now there is not even a shadow, and many people in the clan are not at ease, and they are entangled endlessly. Father, detain Jia Qiang back, and the sons and daughters are allowed to do this beautifully! ”
Emperor Long An looked at his son in vicissitudes, and he was a little hesitant in his heart, and Empress Yin smiled beside him: "Wu'er is messing around again, Jia Qiang went to Southern Province not only for private matters, but also for tolerance, how can he say that he will be recruited back?" Childish. ”
Li Xuan complained bitterly: "Queen Mother, you still don't know Jia Qiang well enough, Erchen looked back and realized that this guy has definitely been planning for a long time, and what he said, except for going to Jiangnan to travel to the south of the Yangtze River, he doesn't have to go to the rest in person." The most annoying thing is that this kid also arranged an errand for his son. The big fool of the Xue family wanted to marry, so he had to go to the Xia family to collect taxes, but he couldn't go, and asked his sons to go on a trip.
It's good for him to take so many family members, take two boats, and go all the way to the south of the Yangtze River to enjoy the mountains and rivers. What nonsense would anyone ambush him! Erchen is here to deal with the group of masters in the clan, but he is happy on the Slender West Lake and the Qinhuai River...... Father, emperor and queen mother, if they don't recruit him back, the sons and daughters will really be uneasy! ”
Emperor Long An sneered: "I see that you are idle, and no one is messing around with you......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Dai Quan walking silently like a cat with a lacquer box, and said, "Long live Lord, Ning Hou sent an eight-hundred-mile urgent secret fold from Xing Xiang." ”
"Open."
"Whoa."
Dai Quan opened the lacquer box in front of the emperor and Li Xuan, and took out the secret fold and presented it to Emperor Long'an.
Emperor Long An took it with a sinking face, opened the secret fold and looked at it, his face became more and more solemn.
Li Xuan didn't dare to talk nonsense, he looked at Empress Yin, and saw that his mother was standing beside Emperor Long An, a pair of phoenix eyes narrowed, and his eyes were also looking at Mi Fold, and he couldn't help but be stunned......
However, as if sensing Li Xuan's gaze, Empress Yin looked at the young son and smiled with him: "I'm afraid you won't succeed." But he didn't say why.
Emperor Long An folded the fold, there was no expression on his face, and he no longer looked at Li Xuan, and after nodding with Empress Yin, he strode away.
Every step is calm and powerful.
The back fell in the eyes of Empress Yin and Li Xuan, and it seemed to be getting taller and taller.
Although Jia Qiang made the matter of Xuanwu clear, for Emperor Long An and the imperial court, the truth of the matter was not important.
As long as the Gao family, the Wang family and the two ambushes and embroidered guards before and after can be implicated together, it is enough to set off a bloody storm among the heroes of Yuanping!!
After all, there are really a lot of high-ranking families that can be involved in these two families!
If this step continues, it will be a great contribution to the further ascension of military power by the Heavenly Family!
Therefore, Jia Qiang made a great contribution again this time.
It was rare for him to ask Emperor Long'an once, so Empress Yin said that Li Xuan's idea of detaining Jia Qiang back was afraid that it would not succeed......
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