Chapter 11: Revenge
Papermaking has broken many people's preconceived notions!
The appearance of hemp paper means that the cultural blockade of those scholars will be broken!
The writings of countless great sages can be recorded and disseminated.
The Han Dynasty will emerge more talents, more scholars.
At the same time, the Han Dynasty will also be more prosperous.
If there were any mortals who had mastered the art of papermaking, they would have already entered the ranks of the scholars with this technology and would have become famous all over the world.
But Liu Che has never seen hemp paper for so many years.
This is enough to prove that papermaking is definitely a miracle.
Those who master this magic skill are naturally immortals.
And the place with a large number of immortals is naturally Penglai Immortal Island.
The logic is rigorous, and there is nothing wrong with it!
Liu Che looked at Tang Qi expectantly, hoping that Tang Qi would nod in agreement.
However, Tang Qi pouted and said, "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?" The outside is naturally outside this desert island, what does it have to do with Penglai Immortal Island? I think you're tired, let's stop playing, you all go to sleep! ”
Liu Che said unwillingly: "Mr. Tang, is there any rule on Penglai Immortal Island that doesn't allow you immortals to leak the news to the outside world, so you coaxed me?" ”
This product has a very deep obsession with Penglai Xiandao.
If you find Penglai Immortal Island, you can live forever and learn all kinds of magical skills, who can resist this temptation?
Tang Qi was very suspicious that Liu Che's brain was in the water.
What age is this, still Penglai Immortal Island?
Penglai is just a county-level city in Qingdao, how can there be any immortals?
In order to take care of the patient's emotions, Tang Qi pretended to echo and said: "Yes, yes, what you said is right, Penglai Xiandao does have regulations, so don't ask questions anymore, hurry up and go to bed, I'll make you something better at night!" ”
Liu Che suddenly said excitedly: "So, is there really Penglai Immortal Island?" Mr. Tang, can you introduce me to the island? I don't want anything more than an elixir of immortality! ”
Tang Qi raised his eyebrows and thought about it.
Maybe Penglai Immortal Island can be used as an introduction to make these three people stop.
"You can be introduced, but during this time on the desert island, you must listen to me!"
Tang Qi raised his chin and said in a proud tone.
Liu Che really took the bait, nodded obediently and said, "No problem, I will definitely listen to Mr. Tang, when will Mr. Tang be able to ......?"
Tang Qi interrupted: "Now is not the time to ask questions, you go to sleep first!" ”
"Good, good!"
Liu Che agreed again and again, and walked out of the house.
As soon as he took two steps, Liu Che stopped again, looked at Tang Qi with some embarrassment, and said, "Mr. Tang, where do we sleep?" ”
That's a problem.
Tang Qi only built himself a wooden house where he could sleep, and did not prepare for many people.
After thinking about it, Tang Qi decided to let go of a cave he had prepared.
"Come with me, I'll take you to where you live!"
With that, Tang Qi took the lead out of the wooden house.
Liu Che, Wei Qing and Wei Zifu hurriedly followed.
The four of them walked four hundred meters east and came to the front of a cave.
The entrance to the cave is blocked by tree branches, which ensures that the island's wildlife does not inadvertently trespass.
Tang Qi picked up the branches, made an invitation gesture and said, "This will be your residence from now on, go in and have a look!" ”
Liu Che walked in and looked at the environment inside the cave curiously.
Inside, there were only two rows of wooden cabinets, and a kang made of large bluestone, covered with sheepskin and weeds.
"It's too shabby, isn't it?"
Liu Che looked at Tang Qi with some grievances and said, "Mr. Tang, I am the king of a country, how can I live in such a place?" Are there any other accommodations on the island? ”
Tang Qi suddenly said with a cold face: "It's good to live some, are you still picking?" It seems that you don't want to go to Penglai Immortal Island! ”
Liu Che immediately changed his words and said: "Actually, this place is not bad, at least it is very dry!" ”
Then, Liu Che sat on the kang again and felt it, then nodded and said, "Well, yes, it's very soft, it should be quite comfortable to rest here!" ”
Tang Qi smiled and said: "Since you feel comfortable, then you should rest quickly, I will give you two big dishes, and you can eat them when you wake up!" ”
After saying that, Tang Qi prepared to leave.
Wei Qing immediately shouted, "Wait, Mr. Tang, where do I live?" ”
Tang Qi raised his eyebrows and said, "You just live here, the kang is so big, it's enough for the three of you to sleep!" ”
"How can this work?"
Wei Qing's eyes widened and said, "I am a courtier, how can I share a room with Your Majesty?" Respect and humility are disorderly, and etiquette is not in harmony! ”
Tang Qi was also speechless.
It's just a nap, so what's the point?
It's not really an emperor and a general, you're just three liars, hey!
"If you don't think it's convenient to live with the two of them, just find a random haystack outside to sleep, anyway, the weather is good today!"
Don Qi gave his own advice.
Wei Qing frowned and said: "Mr. Tang, I am also a general, sleeping soundly in broad daylight, it is inevitable that I am too unsophisticated, isn't your wooden house just empty?" Why don't I live with you? ”
Tang Qi immediately shook his head and said, "No, I don't like to sleep with others!" ”
In fact, Tang Qi didn't dare to sleep with Wei Qing.
These people were washed up on a desert island by the waves, and Tang Qi didn't know what they had been through before, let alone their details.
Being able to entertain them with a full meal and a place to live is already considered Tang Qi's kindness.
After falling asleep, it is the time when a person is at his least vigilant.
If this guy who plays Wei Qing wants to take revenge for today's beating, Tang Qi basically can't react.
The danger is too great.
So Tang Qi would never sleep with this guy.
Wei Qing pondered for two seconds and said, "Mr. Tang, you should have a cellar for storing grain here, it's really not good, it's okay for me to sleep in the cellar!" ”
Tang Qi said with some tears and laughter: "Brother, you have no problem with your brain, right?" The cellar where the grain is stored has a super high carbon dioxide content, are you not afraid of carbon dioxide poisoning? ”
"Carbon dioxide?"
Wei Qing was puzzled: "What does this mean?" Why is there this thing in the cellar? ”
"Oh my God!"
Tang Qi covered his forehead and said, "You stupid are really timely, you can even pretend not to know carbon dioxide!" Anyway, the cellar will definitely not be inhabitable, so you should sleep on the haystack first! ”
Wei Qing puffed up his chest and said proudly: "Mr. Tang doesn't have to worry, Wei has been in the army for many years, and he has experienced such a harsh environment, and he will never have an accident if he sleeps in the cellar!" ”
Tang Qi looked at Wei Qing with compassionate eyes and said, "No wonder you have a bad brain, it turns out that you have an overdose of carbon dioxide poisoning and burned out your brain!" ”
Although Wei Qing doesn't understand the meaning of carbon dioxide, he still understands the meaning of other words.
He immediately frowned and said, "Mr. Tang, are you humiliating Wei?" ”