Chapter 860: The Drunken Couple
Zhang Fei started to play drunk!
Within the handsome tent, this is the first thought of all the wine generals.
Still drinking and fighting potters?
As far as you look like a bear now, I'm afraid you sent it to someone else, right?
The deputy general Wang Lun stood up and said to Zhang Fei: "The general is drunk, he actually said drunk words, we are almost drunk today, the last general proposed, you might as well stop here, how about it?" ”
Zhang Feiwei rolled his eyes and said drunkly: "You, who did you say was drunk?" ”
Wang Lun couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and then hurriedly laughed and said, "It's the last general who said the wrong thing." It's not that the general is drunk, it's that the general is drunk, and the general will make amends to the general, and ask the general Haihan. ”
"If you are drunk, why don't you drink it?"
Wang Lun didn't understand the meaning of Zhang's words.
"General Zhang, since the last general is already drunk, it is natural that he should not drink anymore."
"Phew! Wrong! Bad seeds! Zhang Fei sighed with a wine hiccup: "Since you are drunk and drunk, then say that the skill of drinking is not at home, so you shouldn't, you shouldn't drink!" Lots of practice! ”
Wang looked at him stupidly: "Is there any practice for this thing?" ”
"When, of course! If you drink so much, you will get drunk, how can you do it if you don't practice? After that, I saw Zhang Fei turn his head to look at the guards beside him and said: "Du, all send someone to bring wine, give, give each of them a jar of wine, I, I watch them drink, don't drink it all!" Whip up! ”
When all the generals in the tent heard this, they all complained bitterly, and they all got up to ask Zhang Fei for mercy.
Zhang Fei returned to his seat, picked up the horsewhip, and threw it at them drunkenly.
When the generals saw this, they immediately knew that they couldn't drink it.
This is good, because a meal of wine is completely planted here today.
also blames Pang Tong, he has nothing to do but punish Zhang Fei and let him transport some food.
Originally, Zhang Feijun didn't have any wine, but he went to Qianling City to carry grain, and got two large carriages of wine in Qianling, no one dared to take care of him, and no one could manage him.
And all of a sudden, the people suffered.
When he was young, a large jar of wine was brought up by the soldiers, and the generals, under the care of Zhang Fei, drank all the wine in the jar with "coo-dong-goo-dong", and some people vomited on the spot, making the whole tent a bad and pungent smell.
This jar is drunk, and these generals and captains are basically not a normal person.
Although they are not as drunk and crazy as Zhang Fei, they are all in a daze, and many of them have lost consciousness and cannot stand steadily.
Drinking to this extent, in fact, it is almost the same, but Zhang Fei is obviously not drunk enough.
"Good, good! I drank all the jars of wine, which means that you have given Ben and General Ben face and face, and since this is the case, General Ben will not punish you today...... Someone came, passed on my military order, and the three armies drove overnight to the Jinling military camp, which was going to attack the potter's camp at night! ”
Qianling City is not far from the camp where the pottery merchants are stationed, only a few tens of miles away.
But Zhang Fei gave such an order, and some generals who still vaguely maintained a little consciousness panicked!
Isn't that a joke?
You close the door yourself, it's okay for us people to play and make trouble, and you have to go to the potter's camp overnight to make trouble after drinking, isn't it a joke?
Wang Lun's head was dizzy, but he still maintained a trace of sobriety, and he hurriedly arched his hand at Zhang Fei and said: "General Qiqi Zhang, we only have 3,000 people at the moment, but there are tens of thousands of people under the command of Tao Shang, even if it is a real night attack, the number of people and horses on our side, I am afraid that it is also insufficient." ”
Although Zhang Fei was drunk, he still remembered what Pang Tong had told him before, he smiled and said, "You, what do you know?" Today's Tao and Tao merchant armies have been poisoned, and they can't march for a while, half a moment, and the soldiers of the three armies under his command have been, already self-sufficient, self-care, and now go to rob his camp, must, there will be no big and big things. ”
After that, Zhang Fei waved his hand and said: "Even if you don't have a big victory, but with these 3,000 people, there is no problem in thinking and trying to find out the situation of the tens of thousands of soldiers and soldiers of Tao and Tao merchants...... Hugh will grind, as far as I say! ”
In fact, Zhang Fei was ashamed of the behavior of beating the poisoned enemy soldiers, but he still wanted to go with the strength of wine, and he also wanted to explore the truth of the potter.
……
Zhang Fei's soldiers and horses, led by a group of drunken generals and captains, drove straight to the camp of the potters.
After a while, he saw a scout sent to the front to investigate in a hurry in front of Zhang Fei.
"Report to General Zhang, I found a troop of soldiers and horses coming from the southwest, less than five miles away from us."
Zhang Fei was dizzy at the moment, and when he heard the words, he burped and said, "Yes, which way is it?" Is it pottery, potter? ”
The scout shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like it, it seems to be your Wuling barbarian sergeant in Wuling County." ”
"Wuling, barbarian, barbaric?" Zhang Fei repeated with a wine burp.
Behind him, Wang Lun hurriedly said: "Since you are not a potter, then this matter will be solved, just a local barbarian in Wuling, let's directly clash with the past." ”
"Bastard!" Zhang Fei returned his hand and gave Wang Lun a whip, and said with great dissatisfaction: "Whether it is a Han or a barbarian...... Hiccup~~, all of them are the people and people of Jingzhou~! How and how can we distinguish between right and treated? ”
After saying that, I saw Zhang Fei saying to Wang Lun: "You, you lead the three armies to standby, and I, I lead people to come forward and take a look." ”
Zhang Fei was already a master of art and bold, and now he is still drunk, and he is not afraid of anything, plus the other party is just a native of Wuling, Zhang Fei didn't take them to heart.
Unexpectedly, the main general of the other party also led people to investigate.
The other party's soldiers and horses are none other than Wuxi Barbarian Shamoke, who went to collect medicine on the order of the potter, and now he has achieved great success and is heading towards the potter's camp.
Shamoke collected a lot of herbs for the treatment of miasma this time, which was enough for the soldiers of the three armies, and he also heard that the potter's soldiers and horses were poisoned, so he secretly said that he must have made a miracle this time.
The thought of the throne of King Hu and the many benefits that were about to be at his fingertips made Shamoke's heart beam.
I don't know if the potters will promise more benefits to themselves after they deliver the medicinal herbs?
With Prime Minister Tao's gentlemanly style, I think it will definitely be!
As soon as he thought of this, Shamoke was happy, as a martial man, he had no restraints on weekdays, so he immediately held a feast, barbecued in the wild, and started with his barbarians...... Have a drink.
Shamoke is also a person who doesn't have six in his heart, and he can't drink enough, but he drinks himself high.
Most of the drunken people were excited, and after Shamoko had finished drinking, he did not stop, and that night he asked the three armies to set off overnight and go to the potter's camp.
In this way, the two sides met halfway through.
If it were on weekdays, Shamoke might have to hide if he met the Han army, but today he grew a bear's heart and leopard gall after drinking, and actually let the barbarian generals in the rear take care of the soldiers, and he led a team of men and horses to come up to inquire in person.