Since ancient times, there has been a mysterious profession in China, and that is Mr. Yin and Yang.

The legendary Mr. Yin and Yang mostly refers to people who understand some feng shui, yin and yang gossip, and the five elements of numerology. Disrespectful people are also called fortune tellers. But I didn't know that there were also people in Mr. Yin and Yang who could catch ghosts and exorcise demons.

But because Mr. Yin and Yang knew the heavens, he was destined to not have a complete numerology, so God made an agreement with the ancestor of Maoshan earlier.

However, all academic personnel are bound by the five disadvantages and three defects. The so-called five evils are nothing more than "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." ”

What are the five disadvantages and three deficiencies? Who will have five disadvantages and three deficiencies? Does this thing really exist?

The five disadvantages and three deficiencies refer to one numerology. The so-called five evils are nothing more than "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." ”。 To put it bluntly, the three deficiencies are "money, life, and power". The operation of the world has its own laws and laws, and those who spy on the heavens to change the rules of things will be punished by God. The development of any person and thing has its own cause and effect, and forcibly interfering to change the cause and effect will not only invite unwarranted disasters. In fact, all kinds of fortune telling, yin and yang house feng shui, etc., can be regarded as spying on the heavens, and they will more or less be punished by the heavens and have to be investigated.

Widower: A man who has no wife or has lost his wife.

Widow: A widow, a woman who has not remarried after her husband has died.

Lonely: Died at an early age, and both parents died.

Du: After old age, there are no children to Cheng Huan's knees.

Disability: A physical function that is more defective than that of ordinary people, and is a disability.

To put it bluntly, the three deficiencies are "money, life, and power", which are the three shortages.

This is the mandate of heaven, the so-called mandate of heaven cannot be violated, but it is inevitable that there will be people with unrighteous intentions who have evil intentions and want to change their lives against the sky.

I heard my third uncle say that my grandfather's family has been Mr. Yin and Yang for generations, but he is facing loss in my third uncle. The reason is that my grandfather had no children under his knees, so he gave birth to a daughter like my mother. And our Mr. Yin and Yang has an ancestral motto, that is, the Maoshan technique is only passed on to men and not to women, so the third uncle thought of me and said that at least I am half of the blood of his old Chen family.

Originally, a post-90s generation like me, who is entitled to nine years of compulsory education, should not believe in ghosts and gods. But after witnessing my grandfather catching ghosts, I had to believe that the world was still very wonderful.

I was only 8 years old that year, and one night I went to my third uncle's house to eat, and after a full meal, I soaked my grandfather's favorite Pu'er tea in the living room with my grandfather, and watched the anti-Japanese war movie that both of us liked.

My third uncle and I were just watching the movie and playing passionately, when an old man ran in in a panic outside the door. The old man was dressed as a peasant, and the light shone on his dark face, and his expression looked extremely anxious.

Before the old man ran to his grandfather, he shouted, "Third uncle... The third uncle..."Grandpa is a well-known Mr. Yin and Yang in this village, and all the villagers have to shout the third uncle when they meet him", so every time he goes out with the third uncle, he has more face.

The old man ran to him, spoke openly, and said, "Why are you so flustered? ”

The old man swallowed his saliva and said, "Third uncle, go and see my unpromising son." I didn't come back last night and I'm used to it. But when I came back this morning, I didn't speak, I lay down and went to sleep, and I can't wake up from my sleep until now. ”

The third uncle nodded and said, "Lead the way ahead." ”

The third uncle walked behind, and I followed behind, thinking, "If you are sick, you should find a doctor, why did you come to my grandfather?" Could it be that the barefoot doctor in the village has a bad reputation and does not dare to call it. Then don't call me grandpa, he's Mr. Yin and Yang, not a doctor. ”

My third uncle and I followed the old man for more than ten minutes to his house, and as soon as we entered the door, we saw a man about 20 years old lying on a bench.

The third uncle walked over and touched the man's head, and said decisively: "This is a ghost, watch me force it out." ”

After speaking, the third uncle made a series of movements and spells that I couldn't understand at the time, and then took out a talisman from his pocket and pasted it on the man's forehead, and a female ghost immediately bounced out of the man's body. Everyone present was taken aback and retreated behind the third uncle, and I also tightly grabbed my grandfather's clothes.

The female ghost got up with a spring, and her hands were as straight as zombies and pinched towards her grandfather. When we saw this scene, our faces were as white as kidney deficiency for more than ten years, but my grandfather was calm.

The third uncle bit his finger with lightning speed at the moment when the female ghost pinched over, and after a series of actions, he roared: "Five thunder spells". A thunderbolt didn't know where it came out of nowhere, and it was driven towards the female ghost, and the female ghost just flew over, of course, she couldn't stop the car, and then she was scattered.

Before leaving, the third uncle took out three more talismans and handed them to the old man, saying, "Once a day, burn the talisman in water for him to drink, and he will be cured in three days." Naturally, the old man wanted to kowtow and send money, but his grandfather politely refused.

When I returned to my third uncle's house, my grandfather didn't know where to find a thread-bound book and handed it to me. I glanced at the cover, and it read "Maoshan Daoshu Five Thunder Decisions".

The third uncle touched my head and said, "Xiaoyu, "Do you want to learn?"

At that time, I was still young, but when I thought of my grandfather's good luck when he caught ghosts, I nodded ignorantly and said, "Yes!"

My grandfather's image in my heart has always been very amiable, but his expression at this time is unusually serious.

The third uncle paused and said, "We academics will be constrained by the five disadvantages and three shortcomings. The third uncle is a widower, and your grandmother will die so early. And the three are short of life, and the third uncle will not live long. Xiaoyu, do you still want to learn?"

I didn't know what to think at the time, maybe I thought of a wish of the third uncle, nodded at my grandfather wildly, and said, "I want to learn, third uncle, you teach me!"

Grandpa shook his head and said, "Our Mr. Yin and Yang have been passing on books for generations, not arts, and this "Maoshan Taoism: Five Thunder Decisions" has to rely on your own comprehension!"

I nodded, and the third uncle took out another piece of jade from his pocket and hung it around my neck. said: "This piece of jade has been passed down from generation to generation in our Maoshan and is now given to you." This is a good thing to ward off evil spirits, don't lose it. ”

After helping me put on the jade, my grandfather smiled with satisfaction and said, "It's getting late, I'll send you home, remember not to let your parents know about tonight, you know?"

I nodded and said, "Third uncle, don't worry, I know!"

That was the last time I saw my third uncle, because he passed away peacefully a month later.

I was sad for a long time when my third uncle passed away, because since I was a child, except for my parents, my third uncle loved me the most.

When I was in junior high school, I was still studying the book "Maoshan Taoist Five Thunder Decisions" given by my grandfather, so that my grades in the high school entrance examination were not satisfactory and I couldn't get into a good high school.

It's okay if you don't do well on the exam, right, this thing is talented. But my grandfather gave me the "Maoshan Dao Technique" and I didn't learn any big spells after three years of special research, so I learned some novice skills, so I don't want to finish it in this life. Forget it, this thing is more talented, take your time.

said that I couldn't do well because I learned Maoshan Technique, but in fact, half of the reason was because I was greedy for fun.

Originally, I didn't want to go any further, and going to school was just a mess. But my dad said that if you can't get into a good high school, it's better to go to a secondary school to learn some technology. Then my dad helped me apply for a major, and I didn't care about it, so much so that I didn't know what major it was when I started school.