Hu Sanniang went down the mountain alone, but Tian Shiyi and the others here had already ordered wine and food, but three people walked into the restaurant, and they were actually a monk and a woman who had seen in Hanshan Temple. After running so far, you can still meet it, which can be regarded as fate.

As soon as the fat monk entered the restaurant, he shouted loudly: "Little Er, I'm about to cook the somen noodles and send them over, I want five bowls." ”

The thin Taoist priest coughed, and then said, "We are three people." ”

The fat monk suddenly realized, and hurriedly shouted to Xiao Er: "Fifteen bowls, fifteen bowls, faster." ”

The thin Taoist priest's face was ugly, the slightly chubby woman's face was shocked, and the group of Tianci Alliance burst out laughing collectively.

If it is possible for a fat monk to eat five bowls of somen noodles, but a thin Taoist priest and a slightly chubby woman are absolutely unable to eat it.

Tian Shiyi and the others laughed loudly, and the fat monk looked over with a look of anger on his face.

It is very rude to laugh at others, and Tian Shiyi, as the leader of the alliance, naturally wants to express his apologies.

The fat monk looked at Tian Shiyi, who gave up his hand, and immediately recognized that it was the young man in Hanshan Temple, and then waved his hand, not planning to deal with a little hairy child.

The thin Taoist priest looked at Tian Shiyi, his eyes suddenly lit up, but he turned his head to look at the fat monk again. The fat monk instantly understood the thin Taoist's thoughts, and then nodded.

The Taoist priest always had a bitter face, but at this time, he smiled and piled up the folds on his face, stood up and walked in front of the Tianci Alliance and his party, and then said to Tian Shiyi: "This little friend, I have something to ask for with that monk, I don't know if the little friend can make it convenient." ”

Brother Eleven nodded and said, "Okay, I'm very famous in the green forest in the south of the Yangtze River, and half of the green forest road knows me." If anyone troubles you, call me, and I will go with you, and then half of them will beat you, and half of them will beat me. ”

The thin Taoist priest was dumbfounded, but the fat monk laughed out loud, feeling that this young man was very fond of him.

The fat monk walked over, directly picked up a stool, sat opposite Tian Shiyi and said, "There is no trouble, I just want to ask this little brother to listen to me and the stinky Taoist priest say a few words." ”

The Taoist priest is called Xiaoyou, and the monk is called Xiaoge, these two guys are not serious monks at first glance, not to mention that they brought a woman. Tian Shiyi was very curious about these two people, so he wanted to hear what they had to say.

The thin Taoist priest sat next to the fat monk and asked Tian Shiyi, "Little friend believes in Buddhism or cultivates?" ”

Tian Shiyi shook his head and replied, "I don't believe it." ”

The smile on the Taoist priest's face became even stronger, and he said with his eyebrows fluttering: "Life is created by oneself, phase is born from the heart, and everything in the world is incarnate." There is a Tao that the heart does not move, everything does not move, the heart does not change, everything does not change. There are no tears in great sorrow, no great enlightenment, and no laughter. "Mobile SM..

Speaking of this, the Taoist priest pointed to the fat monk and said to Tian Shiyi: "Why don't you take refuge in 'his' Buddha and achieve positive results." ”

Tian Shiyi: "??? ”

Taoist priests persuade people to believe in Buddhism, what is this situation?

The fat monk shook his head at this time and said, "Good is like water." Water is good for all things without fighting, and it is evil for everyone, so it is more than the Tao. The sergeant heard the word and acted carefully, and the sergeant heard the word, if he survived, he would die. The corporal laughed when he heard this. It's not enough not to laugh. Why don't you take refuge in the Three Jewels and cultivate to the highest state of tranquility and inaction? ”

Tian Shiyi: "??? ”

Everyone: "??? ”

Taoist priests are persuading people to believe in Buddhism, monks are persuading people to cultivate, and everyone thinks that this world has collapsed?

Tian Shiyi was even more worried about whether he had crossed over again? Or is it just a dream?

The monk kept preaching the extraordinaryness of Taoism, the Taoist priest spoke loudly about the greatness of the Buddha, and the two monks, one fat and one thin, were not to be outdone, and watched the small restaurant turn into a faith debate, but both of them were preaching the benefits of the other sect.

The Tianci League and his party looked at the two monks stupidly, and Tian Shiyi secretly set his eyes on the woman who was sitting quietly eating noodles.

The woman was not very old, and she wore a standard woman's hair in a bun, which was not beautiful, but her eyes were charming, and at first glance she was a vixen who could seduce people.

Neither of the two monks would let anyone, it was not a way to go on like this, so Tian Shiyi had to stretch out his hand to stop the two, saying that he wanted to play a game with them.

The monk and the Taoist priest also knew that they couldn't compete for a high level, so they wanted to hear what Tian Shiyi had to say.

Tian Shiyi took a stack of bound rice paper from the cup, took out the charcoal pen in the rice paper, turned around and wrote on the rice paper.

Everyone was sighing that Brother Eleven was studious, and he actually carried a pen and paper with him. But Tian Shiyi would never tell them that this paper was used for toileting.

After writing two or three notes and folding them, Tian Shiyi asked the monks, Taoist priests, and slightly chubby women to draw one each.

The woman put down the bowl and was curious to see what the good-looking boy wanted to play, so she came over and drew the note first. The monk and the Taoist priest hurriedly drew one each.

Coincidentally, the thin Taoist priest was the first to unfold the note, but saw that it was written: "Bald donkey, dare to compete with the poor Taoist master." ”

The Taoist priest was stunned, and the fat monk hurriedly opened his own one when he saw it, but saw that it was written: "Master, you will give up the stinky Taoist priest and follow the old man." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and the chubby woman hurriedly unfolded the paper in her hand, which read: "Mrs. Shi, you dare to rob the bald donkey with the poor road." ”

The faces of the monks, Taoist priests, and women were extremely ugly, and the fat monk was the first to be unable to suppress his anger, and asked angrily: "Boy, are you entertaining your family?" ”

Tian Shiyi said helplessly: "Actually, I don't know if I'm looking for fault or drawing, but I just think that among the three of you, there is one less nun." ”

The fat monk looked at the thin Taoist priest in astonishment, but the Taoist priest's eyes were full of light, and he also looked at the monk. The eyes of the two only exchanged breaths for a few breaths, and then they looked at the chubby woman together.

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