Section 430 Anti-thieves
Hanging on the wall, it is a poster of "Kung Fu" of that year, the dumb girl is in the arms of the star master, and the two sides are looking at each other with affection.
"The surname is Huang, you explain it to me clearly!"
After Zhong Xiuxiu recovered from the shock, her face was full of anger, and she pointed to the star master on the poster and asked, "Who painted me?" Also, who is this old thing? ”
Huang Zhicheng's mouth was full of bitterness at this time.
Since there was no Internet and mobile phone in Fujian before, as soon as he came back two days ago, he went to the intelligence bureau to turn on the computer and proudly posted on the forum, "Alas, I accidentally enlarged my sister's belly, and I went back to invite the brothers to drink full moon wine." ”
At that time, at the bottom of the post, there was soon a neatly lined reply of congratulations, congratulations, and a good gift would be sent soon.
Huang Zhicheng now understands that these people who are hypocritically saying that they are giving gifts are holding back their bad intentions here!
At this moment, in front of his eyes, he seemed to see a group of black shadows smiling, "Bear with you for a long time!" ”
"Lady, this is a misunderstanding, you listen to your husband's explanation."
Huang Juren was sweating on his forehead, his brain teaser was in a hurry, and after stammering twice, he found that there was really no good explanation, and in the end he could only tell the truth, "The person on the picture is not a lady, just a pair of actors." ”
"Drama." Zhong Xiuxiu sneered, "This is strange, why does the play look like me?" ”
"What a coincidence."
"Coincidentally? So this poster also happened to appear here? ”
"Xu is the troupe on a new play, and sent people out to recruit customers?"
"My husband is very familiar with the drama troupe, so very good, there is nothing to do, I will go to the theater with my husband, it can be regarded as a relief from boredom."
"This" Huang Zhicheng found that he had fallen into the trap of lies, and the more he lied, the bigger the hole.
Seeing Huang Juren, who was speechless, Zhong Xiuxiu was not brainy at this time.
waved his hand to drive the subordinate out of the room, closed the door, Zhong Xiuxiu sat cross-legged on the bed, and pointedly to the sofa on the side.
Just like being found in an old lover's text message, Huang Juren saw his expressionless wife at this time, and the survival genes in the cells all over his body were screaming and warning However, he could only pretend to be calm at this time and slowly stepped forward and sat down, at the same time, his brain was running at high speed to think of countermeasures.
Looking at each other, Zhong Xiuxiu sighed after quietly looking at Huang Juren for a while, "Husband, how long are you going to hide it from me?" ”
"Hide? What's the matter? Huang Juren has a rough voice and seems to be very reasonable.
Zhong Xiuxiu smiled at this time, but pulled the topic to 108,000 miles away, "At the end of last year, you went to Quanzhou to visit friends, but you didn't want to have guests at home." These people are your fellow villagers at the foot of Tiantai Mountain. ”
When Zhong Xiuxiu said this, she sighed again, "Alas, it's hard for this group of people, who went through the state and county, ran from Hangzhou to Fuzhou and found our door." ”
"Huang Ping." When Zhong Xiuxiu said this, she asked with a smile, "Does your mother have brothers and sisters?" ”
"Oh, there is an uncle who has been sick for a long time."
"But among those farmers, there are your aunt's descendants, and at the same age as you, it is said that your aunt was sold to Linxian when she was seven or eight years old, are you surprised?"
Huang Zhicheng was excited: "This must be a fake, I have never heard of it." ”
"Okay, okay, just take it as a fake."
Zhong Xiuxiu seemed to accept her husband's explanation.
After throwing out a question that seemed to be untouchable, Zhong Xiuxiu then changed the topic again, and said slowly, "The concubine originally thought that the strange tone that the husband showed from time to time was about the native accent of the Taizhou countryside. I don't want to see my husband and the general's relatives talk to me a few days ago, and the concubine knows the mysteries of the world. ”
Speaking of this, Zhong Xiuxiu's eyes were blazing at her husband, "These old brothers under the general, shouldn't they all be husbands and fellow villagers, from the same nest of thieves in Tiantai Mountain?" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough" Master Huang began to cough for life. After a while, he blushed and said, "As a husband and the governor of Yamen, I have a lot of dealings with this group of people on weekdays, and it is reasonable to inadvertently dye some accents." ”
"Well, my husband said yes." Regarding this confession, which was full of errors and omissions, Zhong Xiuxiu had no intention of asking questions at all
The young girl sitting on the bed turned her face at this time, looked at the poster on the wall, with a little memory in her expression, but told another story: "I remember that in the middle of the previous year, you and I were newly married Yan'er, and we went to Fuzhou City together. The husband works as an errand for Lord Xiong, and the concubine does nothing else every day, just waiting for the husband to go on an errand so that they can play and play together. ”
"I don't want to have a day, my husband was called up at night, and he said that he was out in an emergency."
Zhong Xiuxiu recalled this, with a sly smile on her face, "The concubine stared at the lantern from the window, and knew that her husband had not left the house, but went to the small study first. ”
"The concubine was still young at that time, and she was playful, where did she know the severity? So he changed his clothes, went around the small garden, and crouched down under the window of the small study. ”
"I can't complain that my husband doesn't allow anyone to enter the small study on weekdays, not even the concubine."
When Zhong Xiuxiu said this, she turned her face and looked at Huang Juren with a smile, "Husband, I have to hide it weekdays, and I have heard that strange tone, and the concubine is also the first time I have heard it." ”
Huang Juren was half-open at this time, his face was pale, cold sweat broke out on his head, his tongue was dry, and he was speechless.
"What? There is an inner ghost who leaked the news and wants to go out of the city to tell Zheng Zhilong? Damn, what are you doing at Fuzhou Station, aren't you closely monitoring? ”
The next moment, Zhong Xiuxiu raised her voice and imitated the first sentence she overheard that night.
Hearing this, Huang Zhicheng immediately remembered that this was the night before Zheng Zhilong was intercepted, and there was an emergency. At that time, I used pure Mandarin to discuss countermeasures with Song Jia, the stationmaster of Fuzhou Station, through walkie-talkies.
Zhong Xiuxiu then said the second sentence, "What do you want me to do?" Mobilize troops and horses to lock down the city? Then you have to send someone to inform the old bear first, and then I will rush over to help. ”
Huang Zhicheng had already given up treatment at this time, because he remembered the third and most critical sentence he said at that time: "Hurry up and slaughter all the ghosts inside." I said you don't make any more mistakes, I suddenly jumped out to wipe your buttocks like this, it's easy to expose, don't take the Ming Dynasty officials for fools. ”
After listening to Zhong Xiuxiu's retelling of the third sentence, Huang Juren's waist no longer hurts, his sweat does not flow, and his face calms down - the old bottom has been revealed, what else is there to panic about?
At this time, Zhong Xiuxiu stared at her husband's eyes tightly, and burst out with a sentence in her mouth, "Huang Ping Huang Zhicheng, you are a thief!" ”
"Hahaha." Huang Juren stood up at this time, first put on a pose and laughed three times, and then saluted Zhong Xiuxiu on the bed, "Lady, you are really a thief for your husband." ”
"Hahaha! I knew it! At this moment, Zhong Xiuxiu, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed, jumped up and hugged Huang Zhicheng's neck, "Quickly take out your box that can transmit sound for thousands of miles, and the glass box that can read movies and paintings, don't think I don't know." ”
Huang Zhicheng was dumbfounded. He now thinks that this woman is probably guilty of pregnancy syndrome, and he can't tell the priority of the problem: "This lady is a thief for her husband!?" ”
Zhong Xiuxiu said softly at this time, "Marry a chicken and follow a chicken, the concubine is already a member of your Huang family, and now that she has a child in her belly, what about the thief?" The big deal is to raid the house and kill the head, and the concubine will not regret it. ”
Seeing Huang Zhicheng's moved eyes, Zhong Xiuxiu asked again, "You gang of thieves are the pirates, right?" I don't know what benefits you promised, you are a dignified man, and you have to work hard for others. ”
"Cough" Huang Zhicheng had to make a wave of explanations at this time, "Lady, you have one guess right, our group is all fellow villagers, so the tone is the same." ”
Later that day, Comrade Huang Zhicheng posted a pinned post on the forum. The post first scolded the bastards who were playing pranks behind them, and Master Huang also threatened to pounce on these people's mothers.
Next, Master Huang told everyone that he was an undercover goof, and his wife saw through it, how did he break it? How much of the inside story do you tell your wife? Wait online, hurry!
In the same corridor, Huang Zhicheng and his wife were in a lot of trouble, and Mr. and Mrs. Huang in the other ward were also very busy these days.
An intern sent by the hospital began to teach the two of them. The content of the course is simple, and the whole process and general principles of embryo transfer are introduced.
This kind of content is a simple knowledge of the nature of popular science in later generations. However, for Master Huang, who has no concept of a modern scientific system, this is a fantasy.
In addition, the theoretical level of this intern himself is not high, and he comes out by memorizing textbooks, so the effect of this lecture is really not good.
But that's enough for the Huang couple. Especially when they saw the microscope, they realized that there were countless tiny insects on the surface of everything that seemed to be clean.
So Mr. and Mrs. Huang made a judgment with their own life wisdom, and decisively accepted the embryo transfer, also known as IVF, on a suitable day.
The treatment was carried out by Dean Dong Qiang himself, and although the whole treatment process was not painful, the battle line was relatively long.
After the doctor retrieves the sperm and eggs from both spouses on the same day, they first go through an embryonic union in vitro. This process usually takes a few days. After that, the doctor will move the candidate with the best developing embryo into the mother's uterus.
The next step is to wait – on the 14th day after the embryo transfer, the serum HCG is measured to determine whether the pregnancy is confirmed.
The set of surgeries that Dong Qiang did on the Huang family couple here is not much different from the later generations, the only difference is the sex of the fetus.
In later generations, it was generally not allowed to pick the sex of embryos, although doctors had long mastered the technique of sex determination and had used it in the transfer of "imported" cow embryos on farms.
But here in the Huang family, considering that Huang Xie is already an advanced maternal age, it is impossible to give birth again under today's conditions, so this time it is necessary to conceive a boy.
Baby girls mean little to the Huang family, who are in desperate need of a male firstborn heir. Once Madame Huang conceives a baby girl, it will be endless troubles - if other wives and concubines are pregnant with baby boys, this is a sign of backhouse wars and brutal "child snatching" and so on.
Therefore, what Dong Qiang transferred to Mrs. Huang's uterus this time was a male embryo.