Chapter 180 [My Master Can Drink, Why Can't You Drink It?] 】
This time, many of the women in the convoy were also curious, and the women didn't care to show their heads, they all wanted to see the strange news of the world with their own eyes.
This trip to Hebei congratulatory gifts can indeed be called a strange news.
"Did you see it, that's my son, and he is also a disciple of the Gu family, and he dares to block the way here......"
But seeing that among the female dependents, a noble lady was full of pride, she pointed to Li Chongyi in the middle of the road, and showed off to others very ostentatiously.
The other female relatives chattered, standing not far away and whispering, and they couldn't help but criticize Li Chongyi.
Someone said: "It's amazing, another little guy is blocking the way." At what age he is, he has already shown his courage. is really worthy of being from a royal family, and his bloodline is stronger than ordinary people. ”
There are also humanitarians: "I don't think it's a matter of blood, it's mainly because other people's masters will teach." Whether it is Cheng Chumo or Li Chongyi, they used to have rough and rough personalities, causing trouble all the time, and they were famous for mischievous...... Sister-in-law Hejian, am I right? ”
"That's right, that's it, this stinky boy in my family, he used to be a leather monkey, when he was a little smaller, he went up the tree to dig birds, and when he was older, he made trouble, I was really sad at the beginning, I just thought that this child was going to be abolished, alas, fortunately, I had to meet a famous teacher, otherwise I really don't know how to teach ......"
"Sister-in-law Hejian, your ostentatious appearance is really annoying."
"I'm showing off, I'm just saying what I'm thinking, seeing that the child has grown, I feel a little happy in my heart, that's it, which is showing off."
"A little joy? Your mouth is rippling to the back of your head. ”
"No, not really!"
"Forget it, I won't fight with you. Sister-in-law, you are proud now, your son can already earn face for you at a young age, but pity the two boys in my family, and now they will only fight. I don't know when I will be able to meet a famous teacher and teach the two leather monkeys...... Sister-in-law Hejian Wang, you tell the big guy, Xiuning and her man still don't accept apprentices, do we have a chance to go to Miyun County this time. ”
"How can I know this, after all, it's someone else's business. Well, in general, it can be difficult. After all, it is to accept true disciples, how can they receive a lot of money like ordinary students? It has to be Gu Tianya's eyes and think that the child is worthy of his teaching, then he will accept it and have a chance. ”
"Look, everyone, Princess Hejian's show-off face is really annoying."
Since ancient times, three women in one play, once the female dependents get together, they will definitely tweet like a busy city.
However, unlike the later dynasties in the Tang Dynasty, the restrictions on women were not strict, and the female style was quite strong at this time, sometimes even overshadowing men.
For example, Fang Xuanling's wife, who is well-known for her fierceness, and Liu Hongji's wife, everyone knows that it is extremely spicy.
There is a reason for this.
Life is not easy, the world is hard, men need to work hard outside, pin their heads to the waistband of their trousers in the year of chaos, and only the women are left at home, if it is not spicy, it is difficult to hold on.
Therefore, the men of this age acquiesced to the women in doing so.
Even on such an occasion, the ladies were chattering, but the men were not dissatisfied, and just waved their hands to their daughters-in-law.
It was a signal not to make noise, but it was by no means an attempt to drive the female dependents away.
It's a pity that the female dependents didn't give the man face at all, but instead chattered and hugged each other, and said: "Let's also see, what Li Chongyi wants to do in the way." It is said that it is very strange that Cheng Chumo blocked the road before, but unfortunately he couldn't get past it, and this time he can't let it go in vain. ”
"Yes, yes, come up and take a look."
The women also gathered around.
……
At this time, the sky was already dark, and a bright moon was gradually rising in the east, and the cauldron was steaming, and the fire at the bottom of the pot was slowly extinguished.
From beginning to end, the men didn't speak, and everyone just stood quietly around the cauldron, waiting to see what Li Chongyi wanted to do.
The little guy just slowly stretched out his hand, picked up a big spoon and knocked on the lid of the cauldron, then glanced at everyone, and bowed: "It's August, it's about to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Gu students are confused, and they want to ask for knowledge with a pot of porridge and soup, but I don't know if you court bosses, can you dare to give the younger generations a solution?" ”
"It's finally getting started!" The men's hearts were all twitching.
The ladies didn't care, but looked at Li Chongyi in amazement.
Several of the noble ladies were full of envy, and couldn't help but quietly tug the corners of Princess Hejian's clothes, and exclaimed: "Is this still the Chongyi of your family?" I didn't expect to speak so civilly. The bearing is also very good, and he does not lose to the Confucian celebrities. Oops, it's really jealous, why wasn't it my child who apprenticed to Gu Tianya in the first place, but Li Chongyi of your family got this opportunity. ”
Princess Hejian's teeth were about to hit the surface of her feet.
A small cherry cut almost cracked to the back of the head.
She tried hard to be reserved, but she couldn't help seeing her son's performance.
Fortunately, some of the men stood up, looked at Li Chongyi with a solemn face and asked, "But I don't know what confusion the Gu disciples have?" ”
After a moment's hesitation, he added, "If this confusion can be solved, we will not hesitate to know about it." ”
But seeing that Li Chongyi glanced at everyone, and suddenly took his hands behind his back like a little adult, he did not ask directly, but nodded politely, and said: "Since ancient times, there have been requests for people, and they should be given as gifts, but the younger generation is still an apprentice, and he has no long body, but my master has strict rules, and I can't ask for questions in vain, so how about giving a small poem?" Please don't dislike the elders, after all, the younger generation is just a poor scholar now. ”
"Child, my mother will help you with a gift."
Princess Hejian couldn't help but speak, and said urgently: "Whatever you want to ask, ask casually, my mother will help you make up the gifts required by the master to everyone." Don't worry, don't be afraid, our family has brought enough money this time. ”
Li Chongyi was stunned for a moment, his little face twitched and he was a little helpless.
Li Shimin suddenly waved his hand, and said with a solemn face: "Princess Hejian, don't interrupt, your son's intention is not a gift at all, this kid is a step-by-step strategy, he deliberately wants us to listen to one of his poems." ”
Princess Hejian blushed and hid in the pile of female dependents.
Li Shimin continued to look at Li Chongyi and said in a deep voice: "Say, what poem?" ”
Li Chongyi gave Li Shimin a salute, and then took his hand behind his back again, his posture was clearly imitating someone, and Li Shimin wanted to beat someone in his heart.
Suddenly, Li Chongyi stretched out his hand and pointed to the east, pointed to the newborn bright moon and spoke, "I am blocking the road with a pot of porridge today, and this year's sadness will live up to the Mid-Autumn Festival." I want to ask who is like the moon and willing to take a picture of the head of Qian......"
"Good poetry!"
Someone blurted out.
This is a person who likes to write, because he can't help but admire because he hears the deep rhyme of the poem.
But the generals smacked their lips again and again, and always felt that there was irony in these four poems, among which Xu Shijie and Li Jing were quite literate, and couldn't help but groan: "Who has a heart like the moon?" Sadness does not live up to the Mid-Autumn Festival? Qianshou? Bald? ”
The two god-like figures looked at each other, and they both saw the solemnity and vigilance in each other's eyes.
This poem seems simple, but the questions in it are too big.
It's not like they can just say it.
I'm blocking the way today
This year's tragedy lives up to the Mid-Autumn Festival
Ask who has a heart like the moon
Ken is the head of the Qian
This is to ask everyone, who is willing to have a heart like the moon, who can pity the common people, and who is willing to protect the people of the world until the end of the day.
Suddenly, Li Shimin stepped forward, stared straight at Li Chongyi, and said: "This poem tortures people's hearts, and it also implies a big appeal. You can't make such verses, and the stinky boy shouldn't show off your master's verses. ”
Li Chongyi bowed and said proudly: "The master is like a father, the apprentice is like a master, the son has always inherited the father's business, and the apprentice has inherited the teacher's heart since ancient times, so how about I send you a poem for the teacher?" ”
Suddenly stretched out one hand, suddenly opened the cauldron, and then carried the horse spoon in the other hand, and looked at everyone: "Elders, who wants to drink porridge." ”
This is another abrupt twist.
But we all know that this is not without purpose.
Everyone looked at the cauldron with the lid lifted, and looked at the thing called porridge soup inside, and then everyone's faces were ugly, and Qin Qiong sighed with sourness: "It turned out to be porridge with floating soup and boiled skin." ”
What is the porridge with floating soup and boiled skin.
To put it bluntly, it's a big pot of soup with tree bark boiled in it, and then a few wild vegetables floating on top.
Since ancient times, there are clouds, this porridge kills, the porridge of the soup boiled skin, the face of the food is full of vegetables, if it is eaten for a long time, it will be swollen and die.
This is because there is too little food in the pot to cook porridge that can satisfy the stomach, so I use wild vegetables instead of grain to cook a pot of wild vegetable porridge. However, there are very few wild vegetables, only a few float in the soup, not so much to drink porridge, in fact, it is to drink water at once, if you eat this kind of thing for many years, you will slowly suffer from a kind of stomach disease.
People who have this disease, their stomachs are swollen and round, and they seem to be full, but in fact, they are hungry and finally die of hunger. [Note; This porridge is not made up by mountains and rivers, but something that exists in history]
Everyone present looked bad, staring at a big pot of green soup in a daze.
After a long time, someone looked at Li Chongyi and asked, "Did your master set this level just to let us drink his floating soup porridge?" Does he know it, it's humiliating ......"
Li Chongyi glanced at him, and the little guy suddenly shouted, and his eyes widened angrily: "Then do you know what my master ate on the first day of his arrival in Wuyang County?" ”
The man's brow furrowed slightly.
Li Chongyi suddenly picked up the spoon, scooped up a large spoonful of soup from the pot, and said vigorously: "Do you still know what my mood was when I saw my master drinking this porridge?" ”
Without waiting for the man to speak, he continued: "You feel humiliated and think that this porridge is not a human meal. But why does my master drink it? Does he need to drink this in his current capacity? If he wants to be happy, who can stop him from doing so? ”
The man's face grew embarrassed.
Li Chongyi didn't give him face at all, and said loudly: "Once, in order to replenish his body, my master directly sent an army to hunt yellow sheep on the grassland, and the Turkic people were so powerful, after hearing about it, they only dared to watch from afar, and even a few tribes sent guides to help my master's army hunt yellow sheep in order to show goodwill. Even if my master eats meat every meal, he will not become poor for a hundred years. But why did he drink this porridge with floating soup and boiled skin, just because when he first arrived in Wuyang County, he could only provide this kind of porridge to the homeless people. Then I want to ask you, why are there so many displaced people in Wuyang County? You say, you say, if you don't say it today, don't blame me for beating you to death on the spot......"
The man was shocked at first, then his face turned pale, and he subconsciously said, "You." ”
"You, fuck you!"
Li Chongyi roared, and Sen Ran shouted: "Don't think that I am now civilized, just think that I am really easy to speak." The entire Li royal family knows that I, Li Chongyi, have not been a good thing since I was a child. If you make me feel unhappy, I will dare to beat you to death. ”
The little guy suddenly looked at Li Shimin, stretched out his hand and pointed at the person just now, and said loudly: "Second Uncle Prince, how can there be such a person in your Tiance Mansion?" Is it really just to seize the imperial power, and he doesn't even care about the good or the bad? If that's the case, I'll look down on you, nephew. If that's the case, then I don't want to be the identity of the Li family. I heard Master say that you are about to ascend the throne as an emperor, and if there is an emperor like you in the Tang Dynasty, I am afraid it ......will not be long before it is passed on."
There was a freeze.
Everybody's sluggish.
The little guy's words can be said to be an act of looking for death, so in front of everyone, he directly accused Li Shimin, you must know that Li Shimin is now the prince, and everyone knows that it will not take long to become the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
However, now he is being questioned by a little guy pointing at his nose.
It's no longer a matter of bile fat.
This is clearly not easy to use.
The face of the king of Hejian County obviously changed, the princess of Hejian over there was already pale, and the two of them almost didn't think about it, and they stepped forward to push Li Chongyi down to apologize, but at this moment, Li Shimin suddenly snorted coldly and said, "Let him scold." ”
Let him scold?
Everyone stood on the spot.
But seeing Li Shimin turn around slowly, looking at the person just now with blazing eyes, he suddenly smiled faintly, and said with deep meaning: "At the beginning, Tiance Mansion was full of talents, and after the matter of Xuanwu Gate, I saw that you have been given generous gifts for many years of hard work. Originally, I thought that it was time to change the benefits in hand. In the future, you will be the foundation of the court, and the court will work for the welfare of the people of the world. But my nephew's pot of floating soup porridge made Gu find that some of you haven't changed. The people drank porridge and died, why don't you want to drink this porridge......"
He paused as he spoke, his tone obviously becoming disappointed, and he said, "Do you really think that Gu Tianya is letting you drink this kind of porridge?" Don't you want to know what he did this for? Before, Cheng was silently blocking the way, and that was indeed a matter of conscience. But Li Chongyi's level is not Gu Tianya's conscience at all, he is making you wake up to your responsibilities in time, and he is putting forward your desires and requirements for you. Unfortunately, no one understands his heart. ”
There was silence.
Everyone pondered.
But no one answered.
Li Shimin's face was full of disappointment, he raised his head and let out a long sigh, muttering, "Is there really no one who wants to?" Is it true that no one understands his heart? Gu Tianya, you are very pitiful......"
At this time, someone finally reacted.
But seeing that Qin Qiong suddenly came out of the crowd, he directly snatched the big spoon from Li Chongyi's hand, raised his head and drank it all, and then shouted, "It's a bitter porridge, it's as bitter as the life of ordinary people." ”
Seeing Cheng Yanjin and the others walking out together, they each grabbed a spoon and competed to fill the soup, and then everyone drank it all, and was washed into their throats by the bitter taste of the soup.
The eldest grandson Wuji sighed, and finally came out and drank a sip of porridge, then gave Li Shimin a salute, and said solemnly: "Gu Tianya's real purpose is very simple, he wants us to work hard to make this kind of porridge not exist in this world." This request should not have been mentioned by him, because we are officials of Datang. ”
Let the people of the world never die of stomach inflation again, this should be the primary responsibility of those who are officials.
It's a pity that Gu Tianya has to ask them.
Li Shimin looked at everyone, his tone had become calm, and said: "The person who drank porridge just now has an agreement with Gu Tianya, then, I hope you will abide by this agreement for the rest of your life." ”
He slowly looked to the north, and suddenly with a smile on his face, he muttered, "The first level of questioning is to make you repent. The second requirement is made because the repentant should atone for his sins. This guy, this guy ......"
Suddenly turned his head to look at Cheng Chumo, and then looked at Li Chongyi, who had already completed the task, and asked meaningfully, "Is there a third level?" ”
Cheng Chumo and Li Chongyi glanced at each other, and replied together: "Keep going, there are still roadblockers, don't blame us for the ugly words ahead, our junior sister is not a person who is easy to fool." ”
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…… 2-in-1 chapters released