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Hyun carefully observed Jiang Wu's face:

"Master Jiang doesn't have to bother himself, he has been getting along for more than ten years, which shows two points, either this person doesn't take you seriously, or this person himself is not a good person, at least he is not on fire with Lord Jiang."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Wu slapped his leg violently, making Hyun tremble, and the wine in his hand spilled on his pants:

"That's right! Gan was right, that guy was a bastard! I don't know what ecstasy soup was poured into the emperor, the emperor trusted him so much, "Speaking of this, he sighed and sighed, "People can also be a man, the disguise is good, almost all the words of loyal ministers can be used on him, no wonder he has such a high reputation." ”

Hyun looked at the wine that was still shaking in the wine glass:

"Actually, Lord Jiang can also be like this, the emperor likes to listen to good things, and according to the emperor's wishes, the emperor is always happy."

"Phew! Our Jiang family has been a scholar for generations, when did you bow your head to the emperor?! Besides, the emperor is also a human being, there will always be something that he can't think through, I know it's wrong, I still have to say it according to his meaning, this is not responsible for the entire Kunyu country! This kind of person can only be played well by that bastard! ”

Hyun smiled, sure enough, not all the scholars were as selfish as Jia Chong, and he raised his head and drank the rest of the wine.

Jiang Wu looked at her with hazy eyes, and said angrily:

"Laughing at what? Am I not right?! What am I saying about making you laugh so happily?! ”

Hyun choked, just now he was happy, forgetting that the great god next to him was still in a dangerous period, looking at the medicine bottle on the table, he asked in a horizontal heart:

"My lord, you eat five stone powder, right?"

Jiang Wu smiled proudly:

"That's right, this thing is expensive!"

"Well, I know that this thing is expensive, and because of it, it has become a status symbol, and I am eager to get to it, but ah, Lord Jiang, this thing is not a good thing......"

"Nonsense!" Before he finished speaking, he was stopped by Jiang Wu's loud shout, "This thing can refresh your mind and prolong your life, why isn't it a good thing?!" ”

Hyun hurriedly said with a smile on his face:

"Look at you, I haven't said anything yet, you're in a hurry, adults have to listen to what I say first, and then it's not too late to express what I mean, maybe what I said is exactly what adults think?"

Jiang Wu glared at her and took a sip of wine:

"Say!"

"Master Jiang, these five stone scatters were first named 'Purple Stone Cold Food Scatter', I don't know if adults know?" Jiang Wu nodded, didn't say anything, and Hyun continued, "The first to develop it was Zhang Zhongjing in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the main ingredients are red stone grease, white stone grease, purple quartz, and then made with some medicinal materials. ”

Jiang Wu glanced at her again, with a look of "You still need to say this".

Hyun drank two glasses of wine in a row to give himself courage:

"It is said that the first person to take Wushisan was He Yan, a beautiful man in the Three Kingdoms period, but he changed Zhang Zhongjing's formula, added stalactites and stone sulfur to Sanshi, and after taking it, he also issued a sigh of 'taking Wushisan, not only to cure diseases, but also to feel that the gods are cheerful', but my lord, don't say that you don't know the medicinal properties of stalactites and stone sulfur, which are all toxic, especially stalactites, which are very poisonous, even if they are the original three stones, it is not easy to take them for a long time pharmacologically," I drank another glass of wine, and wiped the wine stains on the side of my mouth, "What is the nickname of the five stones, the five stones, the five stones, the life, all!" Don't adults know that what they eat in their stomachs is poison? ”

Jiang Wu slapped the table and stood up:

"You bastard! Taking Wushi Powder can cure illness and prolong life, and it can also be cheerful, how can you be said to be poison by your pariah?! ”

When Jiang Wu took the case, Hyun had already jumped three steps away from him:

"Didn't Master Jiang read the "Cold Food Essay" written by Huang Pumi? What is described in it, where is Wushisan, what is the thing to dispel illness and prolong life, it is simply a life talisman! ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Wu had already grabbed his sword and roared like thunder:

"You pariah, are you cursing me to die early? Say! Are you sent by that scum of Lei Miao?! ”

Hyun almost knelt down to Jiang Wu's imagination, and could actually think of Lei Miao, she had to accept this imagination, but now is not the time to admire, because Jiang Wu has already killed with a fierce sword, and the guards in the secret are crying bitterly, hasn't this fool had enough fun yesterday?

Hyun dodged left and right and continued:

Why did He Yan sigh like that, because he was lustful! Huang Pu Mi has already argued that He Yan does not have any other diseases, but excessive wine, He Yan is overly drunk, his body is empty, and he needs five stones to make up for his essence, could it be that Lord Jiang is also short of his body? ”

The meaning of this sentence is that He Yan doesn't lift it, and Jiang Wu doesn't lift it either, it's like touching the reverse scale of being a man! Jiang Wu angrily swung his sword and slashed at it, that posture was definitely not just a scare, he really wanted to split Hyun.

The house was already in a mess, Hyun saw the opportunity to run into the yard, and the people who were hiding in the yard saw that the two of them had killed outside, panicked, like the tide of the ebb tide, and scattered to both sides, as for where to hide, Hyun couldn't care about it.

didn't cut Hyun in the house, Jiang Wu was even more angry, and his eyes rushed out of the house with scarlet eyes:

"Bold pariahs! Don't be unhappy today! ”

When the yard was open, there were more places to hide, Hyun settled down a little, and shouted while hiding:

"My lord, don't worry, I just said it, you have to listen to what I say before you express your opinion, maybe there is a twist in what you want to say? Besides, what you think must be what you think you are? ”

Jiang Wuyuan opened two red eyes:

"A dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth! What more good can you say, a pariah?! Take your life! ”

Hyun hid behind a tree, and the thick tree with the mouth of the bowl was cut off with a sword, and Hyun only felt a cold air rushing to the top of his head:

"Lord Jiang, don't worry, are you listening to me? Ever feel like it's getting harder and harder to read? ”

Jiang Wu was stunned, indeed, although it was not invisible, it was indeed a bit laborious.

Hyun saw that he was stunned, stood five steps away, gasped and said:

"Also, do adults feel that the temper is much more difficult to control after taking the medicine than before taking the medicine, and they can be furious for a little thing? Again, why adults are reluctant to wear clean clothes is because the skin is sensitive, and the skin worn by clean clothes hurts, so they love to wear dirty clothes, and their skin is dry and prone to dandruff. ”

Jiang Wu thought about it, it was true, and looked at Hyun puzzled.

Hyun finally panted:

"So, your clothes are dirty, and there are a lot of lice on them, which is obviously a sign of dirtiness, and you are still proud of it, talking about the things of the world, as far as lice are concerned, if there is no one around, to be honest, Lord Jiang, you are a beautiful man, but your dirty appearance greatly reduces your image! Look at the face is a beautiful man, and if you look down, you are a beggar. ”

Jiang Wugang's fire was lit again, and he picked up his sword and chased after him.

Today, Hyun is out of the way, Jiang Wu is not a selfish person, there is still the country and the people in his heart, such a good official cannot die early, so she has to try to persuade Jiang Wu not to take medicine anymore.

Shouting while hiding:

"Lord Jiang's skin is white, is he born? Master Jiang think about it, were you so white when you were a child? Probably not, even if it's white, it's always different from the current white, right? That's because of the five stones! ”

Jumping to the right, Jiang Wu's sword fell on a stone, and immediately an obvious white mark appeared, the housekeeper was about to collapse, and if he continued to fight like this, how many things would have to be broken, and the broken things from yesterday had not been delivered, and now he had to change another batch! Thinking of this, I was suddenly a little glad, fortunately the things hadn't been delivered yet, otherwise I would have to change it for a day.

Hyun didn't care about looking back at how dangerous it was just now, so he jumped away and ran forward:

"Master Jiang, that's because you're poisoned! Wushisan has damage to the internal organs, and if you take it for a long time, the toxins accumulate on your internal organs, they are destroyed, and the function is reduced, so your white is not normal white, it is sick white, this kind of white is too ugly! ”

Since the end of the Han Dynasty, the upper class aristocrats and celebrities have the habit of men puffing powder, because the aesthetics at that time believed that "white" was also one of the standards for measuring beautiful men, so during the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, there were many beautiful men, and the use of "jade" to describe beautiful men probably began here, perhaps because of the social turmoil during this period, people could not make a living with peace of mind, so they made fun in the suffering, and appreciated and appreciated the beauty can also be pleasing to people.

In the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, it can be said that etiquette collapsed, people who adhered to the rules would be eliminated, and people who dared to break bad habits and be unconventional gradually showed their talents, so Confucianism, which occupied the leading position, could not adapt to the society at that time, and metaphysics that emphasized individuality appeared. Perhaps because of this background, since ancient times, they have admired beautiful women, and in this period, they simply did the opposite and appreciated beautiful men, so there were a series of high, great, handsome, and beautiful men such as He Yan, Pan An, Ji Kang, Wei Jue, etc., and, it is said, it is said that ah, it has not been verified, because men in this period are powdered, and some men are more difficult to distinguish between men and women, so when catching strong men, some women who are longer than men are often taken away as men, and Mulan is also in this period, I'm afraid it's because of this background that people don't doubt Mulan's gender.

Therefore, Jiang Wu, who has always been proud of Bai, was actually said to be ugly, and too ugly, if he didn't lift it just now, it would be too ugly, and he didn't want to be pulled against the scales, Jiang Wu was like an angry lion, chasing Hyun and beating from the main courtyard to the house, all the way was screaming, chickens and dogs jumping, no one dared to step forward, no one dared to approach.

The two of them poked the soft underbelly of the back without being afraid of death in the front, and the wow wow in the back screamed to kill the one in front, so they hit the west of the sun, Jiang Wu's medicinal effect was almost gone, and his physical strength was almost consumed, so he propped his sword on the ground as a crutch, panting and looking at the almost breathless Hyun in front.

Hyun gasped twice, and said in a hoarse voice:

"Master Jiang, to sum up, you have to quit medicine, you are not the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, they are Huai Cai, and you can make great achievements in Kunyu Kingdom, you don't need to borrow wine and medicine to escape the world, if one day your wish has not been realized, you will go ahead of time because of the medicine, and you will have to regret your death when you go underground."

Jiang Wu listened to her curse herself again, she couldn't run anymore, so she picked up her arm and smashed the sword over.

Hyun dodged to avoid it, but his legs fell to the ground with a weak leg:

"Lord Jiang, loyalty is good for deeds, and I won't harm you."

Jiang Wuye sat on the ground with his ass:

"Who the hell are you?! If you don't say it, I'll kill you today!" ”

Hyun crawled on the ground and was unable to get up, tilting his head to look at him:

"If I say that I am here to pick the land from the mouths of adults, will Lord Jiang believe it?"

Jiang Wu was stunned for a moment, and immediately laughed out loud, laughing for a long time before raising his hand to wipe the tears that came out of laughter:

"If you have that ability, I'll give it to you!"

Hyun flipped up and looked at him with a smile:

"Then Lord Jiang can't hold a grudge against me, I actually still admire Lord Jiang, if you can't be a friend, at least I hope you don't become an enemy."

Jiang Wu looked at her, stupid, didn't seem to be anything special, stood up and walked towards the main courtyard:

"It's time to eat."