Ding Song said confidently: "What is a couplet? As the name suggests, it must be a pair to be called a couplet. ”

"This title you came up with is called 'Lonely Cold Window Empty Widow', Yan Qi, let me ask you, do you know the next link? If there is no link, the question will be invalid. Since the question is invalid, you are considered a violation, and I naturally win. ”

Hearing Ding Song's 'high view', everyone was dumbfounded.

An Qing was stunned there, her beautiful eyes hiding anger.

She never expected that Ding Song, as a great Confucian, would say such unbearable words.

Yan Qi applauded: "Well said, Dean Ding said well, this ability to shake the pot is admirable." ”

Ding Song said confidently, shaking the folding fan, and vibrating the words: "I think that there must be rules for doing things, and if there are no rules, there will be no square circle!" Especially those of us who read books, we must abide by the rules! ”

"Yan Qi, your couplet can't be called a couplet, it can only be counted as a lonely pair, you use a lonely pair as a topic, isn't it nonsense? Hmph, speaking of which, you didn't lose at all. ”

When An Qing heard this, she laughed and laughed.

The students also felt that Ding Song was a little shameless today, but what he said was not wrong, although he was victorious, he couldn't find any fault.

An Qingqi's chest trembled, and she argued: "Dean Ding, if you do this, you are a little invincible. ”

Yan Qi interrupted An Qing's words: "Miss An Qing's words are wrong, I think what Dean Ding said is reasonable, since it is a lonely pair, of course it is not in accordance with the rules, and it is also appropriate to lose." ”

"Huh? This ......" An Qing was very unwilling.

Ding Song's face was full of pride: "I didn't expect you to have some knowledge as a little family, okay, I won the first game." ”

Yan Qi's words changed: "Who said you won?" Or did I win. ”

Ding Song slapped the table: "How can you mess around?" Obviously, you have admitted it yourself, and a lonely pair cannot be counted as a couplet. ”

Yan Qi smiled evilly: "A lonely pair can't be counted as a couplet, that's true, but the topic I came up with is not a lonely pair." ”

"What?"

Ding Song scoffed: "Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed, aren't they a lonely couple?" Why don't I believe it? Yan Qi, if you lose, you have to admit it, but don't mess around for fear of losing face, you, a little family, are too dishonest. ”

Day!

You leprosy dog, and you still have the face to teach me?

Yan Qi smiled: "I said that if it is not a lonely pair, it is not a lonely pair." Although I am a small family, I am still familiar with the truth that knowing is knowing. ”

"Why don't I believe it?"

Ding Song jumped up all of a sudden, and said excitedly: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, this is absolute, how can you be right?" With my talent, I still can't understand why you dare to boast about this Haikou as a little family member who has never read a book? Who do you think you are? A genius who is difficult to come out of a century, or a talented writer? ”

"I'm Yan Qi!"

Yan Qi dragged and said: "I am me, a different fireworks." ”

Ding Song held back the fire in his belly, jumped three feet high, pointed at Yan Qi and shouted: "You don't say big things to me, yes, you give me the right now, if you can come up, even if I lose." ”

"Yes, yes, what's so hard about that? It's just a piece of cake. ”

Yan Qi said: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, and the Lingding Buddha is a monk." ”

As soon as these words came out, Ding Song was stunned and couldn't say a word.

An Qing's beautiful eyes bloomed with a strange brilliance, looking at Yan Qi, her eyes were full of adoration, extraordinary worship.

It's like an ignorant little girl who sees her favorite idol. The eyes are straight, and the discharge is crackling.

All the talented people tasted it carefully, and they all gave a thumbs up, praising Yan Qi for being a good match, full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Yan Qi looked at Ding Song with a smile: "I said it's not lonely, right, you still don't believe it, what do you say now?" To be honest, I think this couplet is quite simple, but you find it difficult to climb to the sky......"

Ding Song was angry: "What are you dragging?" Simple? It's just your luck, you happen to memorize by rote and remember a pair of absolutes, what are you pretending to be for me? If you can match another version of the downlink, I'll admit it. ”

"What's so hard about that?

Yan Qi blurted out: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, retreat and return to the road." ”

Wow!

Everyone exclaimed, looking at Yan Qi in amazement.

Yan Qi said again: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, and the handsome and beautiful woman is accompanied by Lingding." ”

OMG!

The crowd applauded thunderously.

"It's amazing, it's obviously an absolute, but it's unbelievable that there are three downlinks."

"Gao Cai, Yan Qi Gao Cai, this must not be blind, who can cover three different artistic conceptions, but they are neat and neat? That's absolutely. ”

"Yan Qi is really a little family, right? This is clearly pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. ”

……

The applause lasted for a long time.

An Qing rushed over excitedly, grabbed Yan Qi's sleeve with her little hand, and didn't care about the crowd, her graceful body leaned on Yan Qi's side, her waist swayed, and her eyes were full of worship: "Seventh brother, you are so powerful, even compared with Xie Jieyuan in the famous capital, you have their own merits." ”

Yan Qi was rubbed against his waist and hips by An Qing's soft body, smelling the fragrance of An Qing's body like an orchid and musk, his heart shook, and a small tent was uncontrollably erected below. The tent poked hard at An Qing's buttocks.

An Qing's buttocks are the best peach buttocks, bulging and plump.

This poke, poked in quickly and accurately, and popped out again, which can make Yan Qi cool and crooked.

An Qing was poked, and she didn't dare to move, for fear of being seen by the students, her body leaned softly on Yan Qi's body, and there seemed to be a storm blowing in her body, panicked, confused, and couldn't stand steadily, eager for the meat to stick to the meat and fall into Yan Qi's arms.

She looked up at Yan Qi with a red face, her beautiful eyes were longing, hot and delicate, and she pursed her red lips and said, "Seventh brother, hurry up and help Qing'er, Qing'er can't stand." Qing'er doesn't want to be embarrassed......"

"That's easy."

Yan Qi was so bad that he reached out his big hand and squeezed it a little Qing'er's buttocks.

"Oops, it hurts!"

An Qing screamed in pain, and bounced away from Yan Qi's side at once, rubbing her hips with her little hands, her beautiful eyes were full of disgust, and she glanced at Yan Qi: "Brother Qi, I remember that you are bad." ”

"Hehe, it feels good, I want to pinch it again."

Yan Qi had an endless aftertaste, and it took a long time to retract his charming thoughts, and looked at Ding Song, who was stunned: "Dean Ding, I said that this is not an absolute, it is very simple, you don't believe it." You also heard it just now, I casually made three lower couplets, now, what do you say? ”

I'm talking, I'm here!

The dings, like frosted eggplants, wilted completely.

Today's battle can be regarded as completely planted.

Not only lost in learning, but also lost in character.

Even, even a woman's heart has been lost.

Ding Song was annoyed, but his anger was full of anger, especially when he saw Yan Qi and An Qing flirting and scolding, their bodies leaning together, Qingqing and me, my heart was even more distorted, and the evil fire could not fade away for a long time.

Yan Qi met Ding Song's fiery eyes and said disdainfully: "Let's move on to the next link?" Poetry? Or the lyrics? ”

Ding Song was frightened when he heard this.