Take a nap, and it's time to wake up.

Gan Ning and Su Jian came in, asked Wen Cheng to wash up, and then went to the hall for a banquet.

Wen Cheng washed up briefly, and the mountain was already quiet at this time; Approaching the Mid-Autumn Festival, the gibbous moon sprinkled a scoop of broken silver into the courtyard; The autumn breeze is gentle and the insects are chirping.

A few black clouds floated around the moon, cold and melancholy......

I missed that "home" a little.

The bright moonlight in the sky will become frost when it falls

The bright moon is in the sky, the autumn sound is in the trees, and the homesickness is long and leaning on the tall buildings; The moss is on the ground, the turbid wine is in the hand, and the empty mountain is poured away alone...

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Shaking his head vigorously, he didn't dare to think about his previous life anymore

Can't afford to play

When you get to this mountain, you have to sing the song of this mountain.

Stepping into the hall, Qian Feng, Li Leader, Wang Ba and others had already arrived.

Everyone coaxed the text to be submitted late, and they should be fined three glasses of wine! Wen Cheng smiled and didn't argue, took the wine bowl handed over by Li Min, and poured three bowls of "Gollum".

"Don't get drunk, my brother wants to pour you wine!" Li Min reminded Wen Cheng in a small voice on the side.

Nodding extremely secretly, Wen Cheng put down the wine bowl and knelt behind his desk.

Everyone took turns to toast, and the wine table was completely lively! Wen Cheng pretended to be strong in wine, lifted a jar of wine, and toasted to Leader Li, Qian Feng and others.

Li Min on the side seemed to want to step forward to stop him, but he caught a glimpse of an evil smile on the corner of Qian Qian's mouth, so he had to sit back.

Wang Ba stared at Wen Cheng and tilted his head, watching Wen Cheng play drunk with amusement - after several rounds of drinking in the past two days, Wang Ba also knew that Wen Cheng was already extraordinary; It seems to be the same as the previous text, judging the two people.

Qian Feng and Leader Li, there is no ball during the day, and the ball is fine at night, and the daunting little wine is drunk every day!

Where will you be afraid of fighting with Wen Cheng?

There were three men, one man and one altar, and there the fire was combined; Usually the leaders of Li are high-ranking mine owners and cottage leaders, and there are really not many people who are qualified to fight with him.

Let all be amazed.

When a jar of wine comes down, they all burp and lose their status, they are all drunkards and wine barrels.

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"Uh... Master Wen, call you brother! I, Li and Kun, will ask you something! "Leader Li led a jar of nine-pound rice wine down, and he drank it in a hurry, which was really a little superior.

"That's it, uh... Leader Li, this is your territory, who are you afraid of? Wen Cheng was also a little uncomfortable, and his qi and blood rose to his head and face, just like when he was constipated, he squatted in the pit and held it for a long time.

"Brother, this master you invited, can you really invite Master Thor away? Don't blame the master."

Leader Li shook and saluted Master Fang Yin: "In the past, those wizards, dancing gods, shamans, and old immortals all came to me one by one, swearing that they could invite Master Thunder God away!" ”

"Phew! Uncle, please! Li Kun took a sip - I could see that this bird was not really drunk yet; Otherwise, it won't be empty, but it will really come out with a mouthful of old phlegm.

"They pat their breasts one by one, build high platforms, pull silk ribbons, burn yellow paper, kill pigs, slaughter cattle and cook sheep; Jumping like a sheep having a seizure, foaming at the mouth... Farts don't use top! ”

Li Kun was a little moved: "Lao Tzu is not bad for money!" I don't care if they toss this, just watch the monkeys!

His grandmother's, how many times has he tossed it, it turns out that Lao Tzu is the monkey! ”

"Flutter" Li Min laughed all of a sudden: "Brother, did you know?" ”

This Li Kun obviously loves this sister very much, and when he saw his sister sweeping his face in public, he was not angry.

It's just that the wine jar in his hand was thrown out of the door to "touch", "ouch! Which dog is throwing wine jars? What about tutors? An angry shout rang out from outside the gate.

Li Kun glared at the gate: "My dog surnamed Li threw it!" Come in, teach me how to write two words? ”

I only heard the response from outside the door: "Oh, I said who has this quasi-head?" I just turned the corner... Hiss...... Just hit my dog's head on the right foot? Amazing! What a powerful trick this is? Chief, you drink first, and the little one goes to see the mutton soup...... Oops... Hiss..."

——Straightforward minority brothers, who have been in contact with the Han people for a long time, have also learned badly!

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Master Fang Yin saw Li Kun questioning himself, his eyelids drooped slightly, his face was indifferent, and he didn't say anything-this time, he was actually on the thief ship of Wen Cheng. I really don't know how to defend myself.

Poor monks have always only recited scriptures and lent money, how could they ever do that bird method?!

In fact, the deceived person can easily become an accomplice of the fraudster; The old men and ladies who were deceived in the countryside basically did not have a single person who was deceived, but they were all deceived in groups. Among them, it is indispensable to fan the flames of the old man and the old lady who were deceived in front.

It's like a few poor beauties imprisoned in the cellar, and those who are locked in front often help the bad guys and persuade the compatriots who are deceived in the back: You have to be obedient!

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Fang Yin's indifferent and unfazed virtue is in line with the style of a "high monk".

"Leader Li, don't worry! In the evening, the master will have a divine sense with Thor! In front of the monks, what kind of master is he a mere thunder god? The last time the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, it hit my head; Go back and clean him up! Wen Cheng said that Fang Yin carried the sedan chair.

——The various gods and goddesses and various deification legends in Han Dynasty China have not yet formed a systematic ranking and factional division, which is very chaotic; Even the next-door neighbors, the gods they believe in, may contradict you.

You believe in yours, and I believe in mine; They are not related to each other, and each is not devalued.

Our ancestors never lacked accommodation.

That's why Wen Chengcai is talking nonsense

- At this time, there are not even the so-called "Wuyue Emperor" and "Jade Emperor"; As for the things of heaven, as long as you are not afraid in your own heart, you can blow it casually!

Emperor Haotian still wishes that you will blow those messy immortals to death! I don't care about you.

Emperor Haotian had a bunch of "Immortal Title Assessment Qualification Certificates" in his hand, but none of them were sold. There are thousands of "immortals" in the world, do you say that Emperor Haotian is angry?

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"If the monk fails to invite the annoying Thor away, I, I will leave these two heads for Leader Li to step on as pig urine!" Wen Cheng pointed to the Wu Liang Wu Gong brothers who knelt at the door and gnawed on the ribs;

was so frightened that the ribs in the hands of the two brothers almost fell off.

"What do I want with those two lentils? Brother Wen is from the county temple, and your brother-in-law, Lord Liang, has taken care of my Lao Li for so many years! Wang Ba, hey! Dead Eight, you're snickering! Come on, change it for a wine jar for Lord Wang! ”

Li Kun pointed at Wang Ba: "Dead Wang Ba, you actually learned to play tricks?" Give the money ghost a jar of wine, and bring the jar to Lord Wen, as well as Lao Tzu! I don't have a lot of eyesight! ”

- How else is it a mine owner? It's a trench!

Unexpectedly, Gan Ning did not feel displeased at all, and helped the maids and servants who were waiting on the side, and brought two jars of wine to Wen Cheng and Li Kun.

Those who achieve great things win with their will; Cover is also wise!

Knowing that he can't just act on his will, Gan Ning is really starting to sprout...

~~~~~

Gan Ning didn't jump up three feet high here,

Over there, Wang Ba didn't mind himself, and was changed from a mammal to an amphibian and a reptile

The money is gone!

I saw that Qian Fengyin said to Li Kun compassionately: "Li Wuchi, Lao Tzu has a few concubines, that's a good deed!" It's better than them marrying those outcasts. If the day is precarious, there is no meal, how can I quarrel in my backyard and live a happy life? ”

"Lao Tzu is six feet three! ▲ Aren't you about the same? Li Kun roared angrily, and after speaking, he poured a sip of wine angrily, but he choked and coughed repeatedly.

"Lao Tzu is six feet eight, he is longer than you! Why, do you dare to hang your neck crookedly and pull it on the tree? Qian Feng seems to be with Li Kun, and they often talk about this topic

- Uneven distribution of spoils! and they can't do without each other, so they use this aspect to be angry.

Wen Cheng secretly guessed.

"Your concubine is not an ornament? The sons were born in the first two rooms, and the last few rooms, can they be kept to lay eggs? Old on the outside, brand new on the inside! Li Kun began to fight back.

"Oops, two! Listen to me" Wen Cheng hurriedly stopped the topic of the two, and if he continued to compare like this, I am afraid that a large-scale weapon fight may come out: "There is a great good thing, and the two of them have been hit!" ”

~~~~~

Li Kun and Qian Feng each snorted and stopped tearing each other

"Something good, let's hear about it!" Li Kun asked

"Han'an County Restaurant, have the two leaders heard of it?" Wen Cheng asked. The restaurant under construction is called "Han'an County Restaurant".

On the entrance of the county warehouse, a large "construction notice board" like a simple bus stop is painted with a preview of the completion of the project, which is made by the painter in the county thief Cao's study.

The "Han'an County Restaurant" after the completion of the project is roughly drawn on it.

"I know" Qian Feng took over with interest: "Isn't that what you guys did?" ”

Lei Gong Mountain is in a safe corner, but there are many eyes and ears in the county. If not, the soldiers in the county and the county were dispatched on a large scale, and only after touching Lei Gongzui did he know that the Li leader and the money seal were not so big.

The reason why it is named "Han'an County Restaurant" is that it is a side game, which makes people mistakenly think that it is a pure "enterprise directly under the county government" - magnificent! Safe! Have face!

"Two, in this restaurant, there is a share of your two leaders! I wonder if the two leaders will blame me for making my own decisions? Wen Cheng looked at the two with a smile.

Li Kun and Qian Feng glanced at each other

"Good! What kind of wood melon is invested, what kind of wine pulp is reciprocated! Master Wen is really righteous! Qian Feng slapped his thigh excitedly.

"Well, good thing! Can you stand in it..."Li Kun turned his head to look at Wen Cheng: "Lord Wen, I want to ask you for a favor, okay?" ”

Wen Cheng replied: "Leader Li is polite, come and listen?" ”

"I want to settle my two dog sons in the county seat. Mother-in-law and daughter, forget it, follow me in this ravine! I don't know, Lord Wen may get this matter right? Li Kun looked forward to it.

Both illiterate

"Dog" becomes "Dog Son"; "Vote for me with papaya, repay it with Qiong Yao"

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"My litter of dogs should also be blinded! Master Wen, let's do it together! "When it comes to school enlightenment and literacy, Qian Feng suddenly became crepe, which made people itch all over.

Wen Cheng shook his head: "If I can't, I can't do this!" ”

Li Kun and Qian Feng all asked, "What's going on?!" ”

Wen Cheng said: "Don't worry, the two leaders, and listen to what I said......

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▲ Han Dynasty one foot ≈ 23.7 cm. Li Kun is 6 feet 3 tall, about 1.5 meters tall, and there is still a "dwarf village" in Zizhong County, Neijiang City, Sichuan; Not apocryphal.