Chapter 2209: Swimming? Fart?

"Four!"

"Three!"

"Five!"

"One!"

"Eight!"

Yao Lao sat on the bamboo couch and repeatedly pondered the law of Zhen Cheng swallowing a hundred Guyuan Pills, but no matter how he thought about it, Yao Lao couldn't find a pattern.

"It's strange, why doesn't this number circulate?" One hundred Guyuan pills, Zhen Cheng took them nearly thirty times, and the amount of pills he took was different each time.

Yao Lao is a very persistent person, and the more difficult things are, the more he likes to ponder. Thinking that after Zhen Cheng swallowed a hundred Gu Yuan Pills, he could still talk to himself normally, Yao Lao was even more determined in his thoughts, this cultivation method was feasible.

In front of Yao Lao was the most haode Guyuan Pill that he had refined a few days ago, but Yao Lao had no intention of doing it.

"Zhen Cheng is in the foundation building period, I am in the Jindan period, I take the pill according to Zhen Cheng's digital rules, can it be effective?"

"How many times is each number multiplied?" Yao Lao cross-eyed rolled his eyes and speculated to himself.

"What if not?" Zhen Cheng ate Gu Yuan Dan like eating peanuts, and Yao Lao was extremely surprised while his flesh hurt.

In three hours, Zhen Cheng completed the amount of cultivation that ordinary people could only complete in a hundred days, and he was actually fine.

"That's not right!" Yao Lao slapped his thigh and suddenly thought of the problem of medicine residue. "When the Jindan Gate was competing, Zhen Cheng ate nearly four hundred Guyuan Dan, which added another hundred, nearly five hundred Guyuan Dan The medicinal residue produced by the Guyuan Pill can fill Zhen Cheng's stomach and intestines? How did Zhen Cheng solve it? ”

Yao Lao was very annoyed, because when he asked just now, he only thought about how to take the pill, and ignored how to solve the problem of medicine residue.

"Peng—"

"Peng—"

When Yao Lao was secretly annoyed, outside the medicine garden, there was a sudden burst of pops.

His train of thought was interrupted, and the medicine elder got up and flew out of the stone cave.

"Peng—"

"Peng—"

In the hot spring ditch, the water splashed everywhere, and Zhen Cheng was changing his tricks, constantly swimming. The difference is that every time Zhen Cheng swims a certain distance, there will be a sound behind him, splashing in all directions, accompanied by a strong smell of discarded medicinal herbs.

"Senior brother, you still have a shameless face, when you take a bath, you actually fart!" Er Nizi didn't notice that Yao Lao came out, turned her back to Yao Lao, pinched her nose and scolded.

"Peng—"

"Peng—"

Zhen Cheng continued to swim desperately, swimming faster and faster, and Pengpeng's voice became more and more urgent.

"Could this be Zhen Cheng's way of removing the medicine residue from his body?" Yao Lao, who originally planned to call Zhen Cheng over again to inquire, his eyes lit up, and he vaguely guessed what Zhen Cheng was doing.

Cultivators, although they can use the Hunger Filling Pill to replace three meals a day, still need to be excreted, but this time is a little longer.

After taking pills for many years, the residue will slowly accumulate in the body. Yao Lao and others are very restrained in taking pills, and there is not much residue produced each time. Every time they finished cultivating, Yao Lao and the others would breathe according to a certain amount of breathing, squeezing the medicine residue into the stomach or sweat to excrete it.

Yao Lao regretted letting Zhen Cheng leave, and it was really a loss to see how Zhen Cheng excreted the medicine residue that was close to four hundred Gu Yuan Dan.

But Yao Lao can be sure that what Zhen Cheng is doing now is what he is eager to know.

"Swimming? Fart? Although the space of the medicine garden is very large, the cold wind is blowing from the mouth of the passage to the direction of the Yao Lao Stone Cave, and an unpleasant pungent smell came, and the Yao Lao returned to the cave with questions.

The moment Yao Lao appeared, Zhen Cheng already knew. What did Yao Lao do when he came out, Zhen Cheng also guessed. Yao Lao forgot to ask about the medicine residue, and Zhen Cheng also just thought of it.

took the lead, Zhen Cheng took the lead in jumping into the hot spring ditch to swim and fart.

Swimming is what Zhen Cheng thought of, but farting is not something that Zhen Cheng can decide.

"Black old man, is there an end?" Thinking that his glorious image in Er Nizi's mind would collapse from then on, Zhen Cheng was depressed and wanted to commit suicide, plunged his head into the water, and used his consciousness to talk to the black corpse spirit.

"Put-"

"Peng—"

"Peng—"

Instead of stopping, the Black Death Weapon Spirit was more energetic and killed the pieces of medicine residue in Zhen Cheng's body.

It is not very exact. If it is described according to the vision of a normal person, the residue in the body is actually only the size of a grain of rice. Rice grains are very small in reality, but compared to the muscle fibers and cells of the human body, they are behemoths.

For more than a week, the Black Death Machine Spirit has been in Zhen Cheng's body, doing just that. Thinking about how powerful and majestic he looked like back then, the black corpse spirit wanted to cry depressedly. But thinking that Guanyin's jade hand was still in Zhen Cheng's woman's hand, the black corpse spirit could only endure it.

"Don't get it, it's almost clean! Can't you just be gentle? Zhen Cheng dived his body to minimize the impact of the splash explosion. But even so, the splash behind Zhen Cheng continued to bubble.

"If I don't clean it up, how can I live up to my promise! I'm black, either I don't promise, I promise, I will definitely complete it carefully and carefully! ”

"How stubborn!" During the time when he returned to Zhen Guo to recuperate, Zhen Cheng tried to communicate with the Black Dead Weapon Spirit every day in his spare time, but the Black Dead Weapon Spirit has always been cold.

After seeing Guanyin's jade hand, the irritable mood of the Black Death Weapon Spirit calmed down a lot, and the work of removing the medicine residue was also very hard. To be honest, Zhen Cheng really can't blame the Black Dead Weapon Spirit for anything.

"That milky white gas in your body, don't squander it indiscriminately!" When Zhen Cheng was about to stop talking to the Black Dead Weapon Spirit, the old man Black warned coldly.

"What do you mean? Isn't it enough for you to eat? "To help Wu Xin improve his cultivation, Zhen Cheng used that milky white gas. Hearing the warning of the Black Death Weapon Spirit, Zhen Cheng complained a little dissatisfied, "You don't eat every day, you eat less, you have everything!" ”

"I'm working!" The Black Death Weapon Spirit roared angrily, "If I hadn't helped you remove the medicine residue, you would have been able to recover so quickly?" The elixir fire and poison attack the heart, you have already braided your hair! ”

"-" There is still some truth to what the Black Death Weapon Spirit said. Zhen Cheng thought about it and didn't talk back.

"I consume that milky white gas in your body, which is completely different from you releasing milky white gas! You look at your muscles and bones, there are so many black ones, you yourself need a lot of milky white gas to nourish, how can you still get the milky white gas out? ”

The Black Death Machine Spirit didn't say *naked, but the meaning was already obvious.

"You peek?" Thinking about the time when he slept with Wu Xin, it was possible for the black corpse spirit to peep, Zhen Cheng asked depressedly.

"Fart!" The black gas the size of the black corpse spirit trembled constantly, obviously extremely angry. "The milky white gas in your body has gathered in the Qi Sea Cave, what dirty things have you done, don't I know? If I like to peek, I won't hide in your middle dantian, I'll go out to see, what can you do to me? ”

The voice of the Black Death Weapon Spirit increased by an octave, and Zhen Cheng felt that his middle dantian was about to burst.

"What are you excited about? If you don't do it, you don't do it! Zhen Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly warned himself that he couldn't test this kind of thing again in the future, otherwise, if one day he annoyed the black corpse spirit, it would come out to peep every night, so how would he get along with women at night in the future, "I know, I will be modest!" ”

The woman who helped herself, Zhen Cheng had no regrets, as long as she took more pills, milky white gas would be produced, at this point, the black corpse spirit was not clear, so she was so worried. If the Black Death Machine Spirit knew that he was a "lazy egg" in the dantian, maybe he wouldn't think so.

"Hmph-" The Black Death Weapon Spirit snorted coldly, leaving Zhen Cheng with a proud back.

"Damn—" In the last few days, when the two of them ended their conversation, they basically looked like birds.

Regained consciousness, and Zhen Cheng stopped farting. Zhen Cheng's body surfaced and hurriedly went ashore.

"It's so white!" Zhen Cheng was wearing big shorts, drenched, his upper body was completely naked, and his skin was so fair. After freshening up, Wu Xin, who walked out of the stone cave, screamed loudly and teased, "You are so white, so strong!" ”

Hearing Wu Xin's voice, Zhen Cheng hurriedly wiped it briefly, dried his pants with true qi, and hurriedly put on his clothes.

"It's good to have real gas! When your clothes are wet, dry them directly! In this cold and snowy world, you can wear beautiful dresses! Wu Xin stretched out his little hand and pinched Zhen Cheng's waist, "Sample, what kind of purity is pretending to be with my sister!" ”

"You're shameless, okay? Dogs, babies, they're still watching! Zhen Cheng was so angry that he wanted to spank Wu Xin on the stone, but thinking about Er Nizi and Guo Chengqiang and others standing in the distance, Zhen Cheng forced himself to hold back again.

"Hey, hey!" Wu Xin looked at Zhen Cheng's long object, "Unless you promise that someone is upgrading a few levels, there is no door!" ”

Wu Xin's greedy and lustful appearance made Zhen Cheng speechless, "You have to let me rest for a few days!" ”

"Rest?" Wu Xin gave Zhen Cheng an alien look, "You are the most majestic man in my mind, when do you need to rest?" Aren't you able to pamper the harem of three thousand in one night? ”

"I'm old!" Sitting in front of the big stone table, Zhen Cheng smiled bitterly and farted with Wu Xin.

"You are only twenty-five years old this year, and you actually say that you are old, so you say, are our parents already immortals?"

"Less poverty!" Looking at Wu Xin's brutal and willful appearance, Zhen Cheng felt as if he was back on the university campus.

"Where's my video?" Wu Xin restrained her smile and stretched out her little hand.

"I didn't have time to shoot just now!"

"Die!" Wu Xin kicked Zhen Cheng and scolded, "I want a video of Zhen Feng and Zhen Yu!" ”

"Forgot!" Zhen Cheng smiled helplessly, "I didn't even have time to hug the child when I went back!" ”

"Brute!" Wu Xin sat down angrily, "You know to sleep with those wild grasses and wild flowers!" ”

Although he admitted the existence of Huang Yiyi and others, in Wu Xin's mind, he was the unique family flower.

"I'll solve it as soon as possible, can I make it?" Wu Xin really misses the child, Zhen Cheng doesn't blame Wu Xin, he can only blame himself for being careless. The matter of returning to Kaikabo Peak by himself, Yizu and the others still don't know. Yao Lao is probably busy studying the law of swallowing pills, and he will return to Zhen Guo again in the evening.

"Then go back and wait, if you can't bring me the picture right away! Then you have to accept the palace punishment! Wu Xin glanced at Zhen Cheng and got up to leave.

"Palace punishment? Which house is it? My palace, or your palace? Zhen Cheng didn't dare to delay any longer, and hurriedly stood up, ready to get up and leave.

"Master, wait a minute!" Just as he was about to teleport away, Guo Chengqiang's voice suddenly came from behind Zhen Cheng.

"Something?" Guo Chengqiang and the dog baby have similar personalities, and they generally don't care about themselves when they have nothing to do. Zhen Cheng frowned and asked in a low voice.

Guo Chengqiang didn't speak, nodded, turned around and walked towards the stone cave where he and the dog baby's son were.