A group of people, Shi Shi went to the temple.

The big disciple called it Dust, and Wen Cheng secretly thought to himself: You just call it Dust, it's easy to remember and practical.

In film and television dramas, isn't the eunuch always leaning on a whisk in his arms? The horse's tail-like thing waved, "Niang Niang has arrived!" ”

The dust blows early, and the poisoning is a little deep.

He studied Buddhist scriptures all day long, and the rest of the things basically didn't interest him.

Today, I met Wencheng, and I saw Wencheng's sentences and words; I couldn't help but admire: such an elegant monk, Hugh said that this wild Yizhou land, that is, the headquarters of the White Horse Temple in Luoyang, is rare.

Dusty wanted to discuss the mystery of Buddhism with Wen Chengduo; I want to go back to the temple first, cook a pot of good tea, and be entertained.

He was also frightened and anxious, and lost the stability of the Buddhist disciples in front of Gaoshi.

It really embarrassed the dust for a while

After all, I still wanted to keep Coats for a while, so I couldn't help but go to the temple first.

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Wen Cheng and Fang Yin, along the winding path, all the way slowly, all the way rambling.

Fang Yin informed Wen Cheng that he had served as the "Yongxiang Order" and had been in office for more than a year; Feeling that the palace fight was dangerous, he resigned and retreated, and escaped into the empty door.

Fang Yin Shamen didn't need to hide these things, and he couldn't hide them: if someone with a heart went to Luoyang by letter, he could inquire about anything.

Fang Yin followed Li Song for twenty or thirty years, and finally managed to mix from a "fire man" to a six-hundred-stone eunuch, only one level lower than the thousand-stone level of the ten permanent servants.

(The Ten Standing Servants were later raised to 2,000 stones)

"Yongxiang Order", which is in charge of a group of girls in the harem; It is easy to develop, and it is also very easy to die;

It all depends on whether the bet is right.

Fang Yin has a good fate, and he has always been kind to He Guiren before.

Li Song was not at the top of the Ten Standing Attendants, and Fang Yin retreated, and he didn't attract the attention of the scholars...... Small roles, no big faults; Conscientiously serve the harem in the inner court.

Therefore, Fang Yin can have a good death, but it can also be expected.

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Walking to the mountain gate, Wen Cheng raised his head and said: "Cuiwei monk arrived, and the mountain gate was soaked in pine clouds; With such a beautiful view, why is there no Yinglian in the mountain gate? ”

Fang Yin whispered a Buddha name: "Confucianism and Taoism Buddha, there is a clear distinction, how can there be a famous master, willing to break the temple for the poor monks, splashing ink?"

The poor monk is stupid, and he has no such talent! Although the poor monk had begged everywhere, he ......"

Wen Cheng stretched out his hand and stopped Fang Yin Shamen's "ran"

Can't let him be!

It is very important to seize the initiative of the conversation and control the rhythm of the conversation.

Be able to make the other person's thoughts, unconsciously, follow your intentions.

Wen Cheng smiled: "Break the troubles, the sound of the wooden fish in the Erjian Mountain Temple; See the spirituality, a little cloud hall good bowl.

Such a quiet temple, how can there be no connection?

Master, that Kong County Zun Mobao, can it be regarded as a good hand? ”

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Ouch, a mother!

Kong Xiaoer, although his bones are not as hard as Li Ying, his skills are not as good as Lu Zhida, his name is not as good as Ma Rongxiang, and his words are not as good as Cai Yong...... However, this is also the top person in Shilin!

You were stunned when you were a fool, and the reputation you hyped up back then was an ornament?

When it comes to family inheritance, who can compare with the Celestial Empire?

Kong Er is good at words, and at the end of the Han Dynasty, he is also a great Confucian!

His Mobao, not to mention a retired eunuch

It is the ten permanent servants who are powerful for a while and cannot be eternally served,

I don't want to get it...... Who is willing to give the eunuch an inscription!

Will you still be mixed up in Shilin in the future?

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Don't look at the ten permanent servants like crabs, like Li Ying, Lu Zhi, Cai Yong, Kong Xiaoer, these famous Confucians, they really don't like them!

Threatening to cut off your head is not enough...... It's not like I haven't been threatened!

Cai Yong was raided and exiled, but he was still not afraid of power.

It's a pity that because he said two good words for Dong Zhuo, he was imprisoned by Situ Wangyun and finally died in prison.

…………

Fang Yin raised his head and looked directly at Wen Cheng, his excited hands trembled slightly: "Master Wen, but is it a poor monk?" ”

Wen Cheng patted his chest very well: "I have a pair of excellent couplets, so I will give them to the master!" Kong County's Zun Mobao, can it be regarded as an addition?"

"That, that, that poor monk, how can you afford it?" The excited Fang Yin sifted it up.

"Master, you listen well~ The good mountain is a painting, and the ancient temple is a bell for the monk~.

Master, this joint legacy, essence... What is the mood? Is it still appropriate? ”

——What is the broken input method,It's obviously a high-level pursuit at the spiritual level.,Forced to be plagued into a low-level fun at the physiological level!

At this moment, Fang Yin smashed his mouth, tasted the artistic conception of this couplet, and his body shook completely......

Instep Mountain, which is the gateway of Han'an County;

Eagle's Beak Peak, which is also the skyline of Han'an County; The temple has to ring the bell every morning, and the so-called "morning bell and dusk drum" is also.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...!"

It turns out that this Yin Shamen belongs to a cat? There will be a meow meow and nothing else.

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Entering the temple gate, Wen Cheng proposed to offer incense to the Buddha.

Xiao Shamichen hurriedly brought clean water, and still asked Su Jian to take out the soap and wash his hands carefully with the soap.

I swallowed my saliva when I saw it

Although I don't understand why this donor came to offer incense again...... But such a good thing, five hundred incense a day, is good!

Dust didn't dare to ask the pancreatic soap, of course Fang Yin Shamen could speak: "Master Wen Shi is this pancreatic soap?" ”

is worthy of being a veteran who has been crawling and rolling in the harem for many years and has been immersed in the rouge pile for a lifetime, and he is simply a "friend of women and a female expert".

The well-informed Fang Yin Shamen could see at a glance that it was pancreatic soap that washed his hands.

"Whew... Well, Lord Wen, this thing is fragrant and pleasant, as if sandalwood and mint have been added...... And, floral? This thing is smooth, moist and clean, and it is much more precious than the pancreatic soap in the palace! ”

——The ancients had the habit of wearing sachets, and it is not surprising that Fang Yin, who was born in Yongxiang Ling, was able to distinguish some of the ingredients.

…… They are also female experts, and their research on the vast number of women compatriots is much more in-depth than that of Wen Cheng.

Wen Cheng nodded and entered the main hall, where sandalwood curled up, making people feel peaceful and have an indescribable peace.

Burn incense, worship the Buddha, and then ask Gan Ning to take out a few golden beans and put them in the merit box.

This time, the little novice dust didn't smoke - yo, the little kid is making rapid progress!

The dust whisk guided the group into the Zen room behind the main hall and on the east side.

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Enter the Zen room and sit down as the guest of honor.

Fang Yin Shamen whispered a Buddha name: "Our temple is simple, and I hope that the donor should not be disgusted, a cup of coarse tea, and talk about hospitality!" ”

After speaking, he raised the teacup and motioned for Wen Cheng to drink tea.

Wen Cheng also raised the teacup and responded weakly, but he didn't touch his lips; The dust of the carefully cooked tea on the side was disappointed.

Grandma's, it's just enough to add wolfberries, jujubes, and orange peel to the tea, what do you mean by adding ginger slices and salt?

If it weren't for the taboo onion and garlic in Buddhism, I think you would be making soup, right?

It's better to drink spicy soup directly!

Seeing that Wen Cheng was not drinking tea, Yin Shamen said: "Master Wen, this is a small temple for poor monks.

There is no abbot's room, only this small meditation room; There is no tea ceremony master, only this crude tea soup. Lord Wen, do you feel unwell? ”

- This is waiting for Wen Cheng to praise him!

It's like the host says: Oh, you see this child in my family, he is ten years old, and he has only practiced the piano to the ninth level.

The host can be modest, and the guest must not take it seriously

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"One room, six feet of land, not without losing its solemnity, but still exquisite; Pu is a group, clothes are quilts, you can sit in the day, and you can sleep at night.

Don't be greedy for fame, don't seek profit, clear the quiet edge, and make a plan for liberation. Where is the Buddha? Who is the Buddha? This is samadhi, this is superior! ”

Wen Cheng said slowly

I saw that Fang Yin and dust, stunned on the spot; Gan Ning seems to understand whether he understands or not, and is reminiscing;

Su Jian Wuliang is pure and honest, and he can't even tell what words are in the words, let alone expect the two of them to be moved.

Wen Cheng continued to pour Meng Po tea:

"When the edge of the dust is cut off, where do troubles come from?

The world's worries are submerged, and the void is neutral to this. ”

…………

There's another bottle:

“… There are monks and Confucians in tea, and there are no vulgar husbands in and out; You can tune the piano and read the Golden Sutra.

There is no silk and bamboo, and there is no case.

Luoyang is the original house, and Han'an is the Yin House

The Buddha said: What is ugly? ”

- Yuan Shao, at the beginning of the word, lived in a house, kept filial piety for his parents, and was rumored to be the best talk in the world.

One is the idol of the top family and young scholars;

Fang Yin is just a small remote temple, an unknown host...... Or a retired eunuch and a crippled person.

Wen Cheng compared the old man with Yuan Shao, and stewed into the same song together... No, it's the same poem

- This sycophant, it's not just a shot,

It's like using a steel fan!

……

With a "bang", the teacup fell to the ground

I saw that poor Fang Yin, his shoulders shrugged, his throat choked, and he almost cried on the spot...

Sins, sins, sins...

Wen Cheng waved his hand and motioned for others to stand down

Let the elderly digest and digest, when they are older, their emotions are high, and they are prone to stroke.

Alas, halfway to becoming a monk is still shallow! Look at the dust of the people, how long has it been, and you see that the golden beans are no longer pumping.

With the speed of his progress, it won't be long before the golden cake hits him, and it is estimated that he will only shout "pain" and will not say anything more...... A pound of gold cake smashed people, and they had to faint.

……

After a long time, Fang Yin calmed down a little

Looking up at Wen Cheng: "Master Wen, do you have something to ask for?" ”

- Amazing, worthy of being an old fritter who has been fighting for a long time.

Wen Cheng shook his head lightly: "Life is in the world, the word fame and fortune." If you say that I have nothing to ask for, it is a proverb.

But what I want is very big, very big, although it is not the first emperor's ~ big country,

But it is far from you, the master, who can give it to me! ”

……

- The rabbit opens its mouth, but it is just begging for a carrot

… Who will take you seriously?

If you want to borrow 100 yuan to buy instant noodles, don't just borrow 100

The opening of the mouth is: Recently, I took over a project, invested about 100,000 yuan, and returned 200,000 yuan in three months. How many pocket money do you have to make up?

… The other party's futures Ai Ai: Well, the amount is only more than 1,000 points in cash......

… Ay! What's going on! That's it... Forget it, let's take a thousand first, and ask the leader to have a meal to deal with it; Promise me elsewhere that I can make up 80,000 tomorrow.

- The other party will be very guilty, and maybe even grateful to you: Look, I also left a little living expenses on the forehead, and only took a thousand.

Tomorrow you will return three hundred

… The other party still thinks you are very trustworthy

The day after tomorrow, I will return six hundred

… The other party still thinks that you are really spiritual!

As for the last hundred—of course, when will you pay it back when you have the money!

The other party is still down-to-earth... Everyone has paid it back twice! A lot of it was returned to me, how could it be that this little money was lost?

- It's not that this baby is too sincere, but the social routine is deep

………

Wen Cheng replied, "What does the master want?" ”

This time, Fang Yin shook his head: "The poor monk is used to seeing the ups and downs of the Huan Sea, and he has seen many beauties in the twilight; The gold cake jade pendant has been handled.

To retreat is to retreat, and to leave is to leave; I don't want to get contaminated with that dog and fly camp again.

I only wish for the rest of my life, the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha, that's it......"

Wen Cheng smiled, and didn't take it seriously: "What we are talking about in our mouths is the scriptures, and what we are thinking about in our hearts is business!"

Master, don't be insincere; Oh, Buddha, look at the two of us! ”

Fang Yin stared at Wen Cheng with a straight stump: "Lord Wen, what kind of charter are you after all?" ”

Wen Cheng Zhengse said: "I don't know what the master wants.

But I can help the master to flourish and become famous! I can let this mountain of instep, pilgrims reprimand, donors like clouds! ”

Wen Cheng also stared at Fang Yin:

"At that time, the powerful families and famous ladies will want to meet the master with their daughters, and it is rare for the master to give him advice.

With such a grand scene, is the master satisfied? ”

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Fang Yin Shamen, why don't you want to bring thousands of downlines?

There are hundreds of thousands of followers in the "Heavenly Master Dao", and there are a large number of believers in every village.

It is not uncommon for Haoqiang to abandon his family and children and offer all his family property to the Heavenly Master.

——The same lip trade, miscellaneous, why do you see nests in the small temple of the sky, chaff and vegetables and cakes gnawing?

It's a little bit more head-pulling

Phew... Fang Yin Shamen, his heart and mind is that he has become a generation of famous monks, the temple is full of incense, and there are many believers.

In that way, isn't it the spring of the peak of monks and retired eunuchs?

Yes! Please bury me, the miscellaneous family, in this spring......

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Fang Yin was shocked, and grabbed Wen Cheng: "Master Wen, Brother Wen Gaoshi, why teach me?!" ”

What are you screaming about?

The nails have found their place

Just short a hammer and smash it down

Tomorrow, there are not enough brain cells......

[Thanks...... The name is too much for the pure monk to say.

Thank you for the little me, the five highnesses of the cat clan, the homeless Peng, and the black impermanence who can dance.

Special thanks to the third brother for coming to open the door...... Thank you to all my friends! 】