Chapter 0007 - Open the door to pick up customers (ask for collection)
As the saying goes, a rich man is difficult.
At this time, Shen Lang did not have the pride of spending a lot of money, and squatted at the door of the tavern and watched the pedestrians coming and going, and fell into deep thought.
You can rely on your appearance to eat, why do you have to rely on strength?
Is it because I'm so handsome that God is jealous?
Or am I talented and unwilling to be lonely?
And just as he was thinking nonsense, two middle-aged men suddenly walked outside.
I saw that they were wearing silk and satin, and at a glance I knew that they were not ordinary people.
"Biaozi, Lychee, I'm out to pick up guests!"
Shen Lang shouted, and hurriedly greeted him.
It's been a few days since it opened, and two customers finally came, and they said that they would be entertained!
"It's actually a guest in the sky, and a guest is a natural dwelling. Wonderful! It's seconds! ”
The middle-aged man at the head strode into the tavern as he spoke.
But at the moment when he walked into the tavern, Lychee, who was just about to come out to "pick up customers", was instantly stunned in place.
"How do they know I'm here?"
A deep doubt arose spontaneously in Li Lizhi's heart.
After a brief shock, she quickly hid in a corner to the side, for fear of being discovered by someone outside.
"I wonder what the two good big brothers want to eat?"
Shen Lang asked enthusiastically.
"What can you do with your tavern?"
I saw one of them with a big black face with a big waist and a round waist, glaring at Shen Lang fiercely, and asked viciously.
I rub!
Is it here to eat the overlord meal?
"Although my natural residence store is small, it is all from heaven. How can the dishes taken out be known to mortals? ”
Shen Lang immediately replied.
But his words not only set off the nobility of the guest's identity, but also satirized the ignorance of the big black face.
"Haha!"
The middle-aged man with an extraordinary temperament immediately burst out laughing.
"What a clever and ignorant child, if you can't get a decent delicacy, so-and-so will tear down your broken shop!"
The big black face said murderously at Shen Lang.
"What if the shop takes it out?"
As he spoke, the corners of Shen Lang's mouth rose slightly, revealing an evil smile.
Ignorant turtles!
Master, I'm from modern times, and I can make a random dish, which you haven't seen before.
So what are you digging a hole secretly, just waiting for the big black face to jump in.
"As long as you can make delicious food that Chang'an City doesn't have, so-and-so will obey you."
The big black face immediately pulled his face, opened his throat and said loudly.
Are you kidding!
Not to mention Chang'an City, even if it is all the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the world, I haven't eaten it, haven't you eaten the "master" next to me?
Therefore, this big black face is determined to win, and it looks like he will not give up if he does not smash his natural vows.
"If I win, you'll leave a thousand dollars for the dishes."
Before Shen Lang's words fell, the big black face "Teng" stood up.
"It's not worth a hundred yuan for your broken shop, and you still want a thousand yuan for food! Are you a bandit? ”
The big black face said viciously at Shen Lang.
His big face, like a pig's head, trembled with his gong-like voice.
"More than a thousand, you have to kneel at my feet and shout - grandpa!"
Shen Lang said and fell his gaze on the man with an extraordinary temperament next to him.
Just now when he was digging a hole for Big Black Face, the Big Black Face turned his head to look at the man, and it wasn't until he nodded that Big Black Face could bet.
Obviously, this man with an extraordinary temperament is the master!
As for this big black face, it is a subordinate at most.
So Shen Lang looked at the middle-aged man next to him and stretched out a provocative middle finger to him.
"You kid dare to be disrespectful to my second brother, are you tired of being crooked!"
The big black face on the side immediately roared angrily, and reached out and grabbed Shen Lang's arm.
"Second brother, you are too unruly, I will teach you a lesson."
Before Shen Lang's words fell, he raised his foot to cut off his grandson's leg with one move.
"Ahh
With a scream like killing a pig, the big black face covered his crotch and collapsed to the ground like a soft-footed shrimp.
If you can solve it with one move, you definitely don't need a second move.
This is Shen Lang's consistent style!
Of course, unless the sister paper is present, it's a different matter.
After all, compared with playing handsome and flirtatious girls, the principle is a hairy one!
The man who was called the second brother on the side was instantly stunned.
This old black has been on the battlefield for decades, and his subordinates have been defeated countless times.
But today he was put down by a nobody, which is incredible!
Especially the incomparably desolate screams of the big black face, which made him feel cold between his legs, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly!
"For the sake of your second brother, I won't let you call me master, call me big brother, otherwise I will trample your big black face into a big pie face."
Shen Lang said and stomped on the chest of the big black face fiercely, and said with a smile.
"You kid is looking for death!"
The big black face roared at Shen Lang with a hideous face.
But before his words fell, he saw Shen Lang's feet slam hard.
The hideous face of the big black face instantly became distorted.
"Little brother, I agreed to this bet, let's spare him."
The middle-aged man next to him couldn't stand it anymore and stopped him.
"Second brother, don't you know, a few days ago, there was a group of guys who didn't have long eyes, and they dared to tease my maid, guess what?"
Shen Lang turned his head and said with a smile at the man, but he kept exerting force under his feet, and he didn't mean to let go of the big black face at all.
As a result, they were beaten up by Brother Dahai, kneeling on the ground and shouting Ye.
Wang Dabiao grinned "hehe" and said with a smirk.
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment.
This kid is too crazy, isn't he?
This is at the foot of the world, and he dares to hit people casually, which is simply the law of the Tang Dynasty!
"I'll count three times, if you don't shout again, the master will step on your ribs!"
The smile on Shen Lang's face was instantly replaced by murderous aura.
That powerful momentum spread out in all directions!
The chest of the big black face was like pressing a mountain, making him breathless.
Even the middle-aged man with an extraordinary temperament next to him instantly felt an invisible pressure.
This kid is not a thing of the pool!
When did such a genius emerge in Chang'an City?
For a while, the middle-aged man stared at Shen Lang deadly, and a faint killing intent welled up in his heart!
"Big brother, I was wrong."
And at this moment, the big black face who was trampled under Shen Lang's feet couldn't hold back any longer, endured the pain in his chest, and said like a mosquito humming.
As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer immediate losses.
When Lao Tzu returns home, he will not only smash your broken shop, but also dismantle you!
The big black face secretly decided in his heart that he must avenge today's humiliation!