It is said that Wen Cheng and Chen Xiang followed home.

When I came to the inner door, the beggar was receiving customers; Wen Cheng naturally wouldn't interfere with other people's business, which was not authentic.

When I came to the gate of my yard, the depths of the alley more than ten zhang away, that is, in front of the Xiao family's house, were very lively.

Seeing that battle, there was actually a master who was not afraid of death and scolded Lin to challenge the "Qingdao lady"?

It's rare, it's really rare today.

It was still early, and Chen went to cook meat and boil oil, and greeted Ning Niangzi; Wen Cheng leaned against the courtyard gate and watched with interest as the ancestors of the Han Dynasty quarreled.

To be precise, it should be the art of studying, researching, and verifying the classical language of our great ancestors.

Wen Cheng, as a big man, according to the rules of later generations, it is a bit inappropriate to watch shrews scolding the street.

can follow the customs, the world's leader Zhuge feather fan in this era, everyone can personally scold people, and Uncle Wang Lang Wang was scolded to death

Why can't I read the text?

In case you encounter that Zhuge feather fan, familiarize yourself with the Han Dynasty's scolding tricks in advance, is it considered that a wise man has foresight and is prepared for danger?

If you want to say that Uncle Wang Lang is also an honest man...... Uncle, when you saw the guy with the bird feather fan, you knew that he was a poisonous tongue.

Your Uncle Wang first asked someone to serve a pot of wine: "Mr. Kong Ming, I have long admired your famous name for reading poetry and books!"

Today, I am fortunate to meet Mr. Kong Ming, sure enough, it is Yushu in the wind, outstanding, fortunately, please drink this cup!

The right is my respect for Mr. who is gushing like the water of the Yangtze River! ”

Then, Wu Bai's routine of "dry this cup, there are three more cups" was used. Then......

- Will you lie down under his car?

Drunk driving, or in front of the eyes of tens of thousands of soldiers, no matter how powerful his Zhuge family is, it is not easy to hide it, right?

Could it be that in front of tens of thousands of heavily armed soldiers, who else would dare to give him a breathalyzer test every few days?

Uncle Wang, you don't need to say a word, let him spit lotus flowers, and don't give him a "Letter of Understanding" in life or death. When the time comes, it's the bird feather fan that will cry, so why do you have to yourself off.

Uncle Wang, I'm afraid you don't know: that bird feather fan, his family...... No, it's his mother-in-law, who is hugely rich!

The mother-in-law surnamed Huang is ugly - I'm afraid the word "ugly" can't describe her.

Although the mother-in-law surnamed Huang is "very ugly", she is also very rich!

Do you think he can't afford to pay for your soup? You were deceived by the bird feather fan saying "Chenben cloth"!

He is not a "cloth cloth": he himself has a monopoly on power, and his younger brother is still an executive on the side of Soochow;

He also married the daughter of a very rich family - you say, with a rich and powerful cloth like him?

He is a master of deception by nature, and he also has a good word: soldiers, treacherous ways, we are "soldiers do not get tired of deceit, and they are strategizing".

Uncle Wang, if you had drilled under his car at the beginning, he would have served you tea and poured water, shh

…… On this day, is it beautiful?

However, Uncle Wang, you can remember: don't let him play the piano for you!

Others play the piano for pleasure, but his playing of the piano is simply an epidemic.

Uncle, if you don't believe it, Ah Yi! Sima Yi, come over and tell Uncle Wang what happened to you!

I saw Sima Zhongda crying and saying: "Uncle Wang Lang! Don't listen to that guy playing the piano!

Back then, the two sisters grew up...... No, it was me who led the soldiers to fight with that guy.

was originally obedient to the fight, and his subordinates were holding their heads and running around; was about to enter the city to catch this guy; I didn't think about the bird, and watched the scenery from the city gate...... It's incense and piano...... It's really ...... It's so ugly! ”

Sima Yi looked pained: "But listening to the sound of the piano is like 'sawing iron, cutting wood, scraping the bottom of the pot, killing pigs, slaughtering dogs, and calling spring'!"

My sergeant and others died of otitis media, arthritis, gingivitis, and rapid heart rate in an instant...... All of them are guilty! ”

Sima Yi paused and thumped his chest: "It's a failure, it's a failure!" ”

……

He Zhuge feather fan, he can roll up his sleeves and scold people in person, let's watch the live broadcast, no, it's to observe the scene of the scolding, it's okay.

Outside the courtyard wall opposite Wencheng's house, under the laurel tree, the seven women and the six women are stationed here all the year round.

There is a big drama today, the excited six women are holding needles and threads in one hand and dragging straw mats in the other, "slipping" to the door of Wencheng's house, and settle down on the side.

asked Wen Cheng with a mysterious face: "Erlang, do you know what the Xiao family is doing over there?" ”

Wen Cheng shook his head

The sixth woman lowered her voice: "Hey, that's the Zhang family in the east of the city, and there are two concubines; Cut, one of them is from Laojun Mountain, I heard that it is very fierce.

The unnaturalized savage dares to come to our city to fight, see what she can! ”

As she was talking, the seventh woman came over with a twist: "Oh, that savage mother-in-law, so fierce!" That waist is like a pillar than a bucket leg, it's a ruthless thing! ”

The sixth woman threw the sundries in her hand onto the straw mat: "You are staring here, I'll take a look!" ”

After saying that, he bent his waist and shook his hands back and forth alternately, like a 100-meter swimming champion who went straight to the gate of Xiao's house......

After the tea effort, he came back and described the battle situation vividly; changed to the seventh woman and turned around to watch the battle. After so many repetitions, Wen Cheng knew a detail:

Cause of the battle: Wu Liang and Wu Gen, the sons of the Xiao family, picked the grapes on the wall of Zhangjiayuan. The number of picks is unknown;

It is not known whether the grapes are located on the courtyard wall, inside the courtyard or outside the courtyard wall...... This has a direct impact on the characterization of the event.

Battle Temptation:

"Those two cubs of yours stole my grapes!"

"The doll is greedy, I tasted two, and I didn't have a big deal."

"If it's ripe, make your mouth sweeter, and pick two and feed it, and it's fine; If you are green, you will come to steal it, and the starving ghost will be reincarnated? There is life, something that no one teaches! ”

Battles escalate abruptly:

"Do you know they picked it?! I don't think the grapes fell and smashed my baby! At noon, the seventh woman also went to your house to see her daughter, and when she came back, she said that whose family lacked virtue, and the grape trellis was built in the alley. Wu Liang has a big temperament, and when he gets angry, he bites the troublesome grapes, and there must be one! ”

"Huh? You're ...... Indescribable! A ...... who has been begging for a few lifetimes to escape the famine Balabala......"

As a result, the war broke away from the moral struggle and officially entered the stage of tearing and scolding.

After listening to a few words, Wen Cheng felt bored. In addition to the fact that the Xiao clan still has a bit of technical content, including the essence of the art of war such as "defending as an offense", "stealing beams for pillars", "anti-guest", and "coincidental foreign aid", the other party is purely a bluff within the stubble.

So that in the end, I saw a stout woman, jumping straight with her feet, her right hand raised high and then quickly cutting diagonally, and so on;

Jumping, raising hands, and cutting diagonally all have to have a certain rhythm.

If it doesn't rhyme, it's like Xiong Da Xiong Er dancing and twisting his waist, which is disgusting.

The fierce woman, her right hand kept raising and slashing down with great speed; The sound of the broken gong tearing the brocade and the mud on the wall of the yellow dog's yard fell in a swoop.

One drum, then decline, three and exhaustion!

As a non-special commentator, Wen Cheng knows that this seems to be aggressive in front of the "Qingdao Lady" who is sitting on a beard and is not in a hurry or annoyed for a long time, but in fact it cannot last

- The is doomed.

As soon as Wen Cheng turned around, a fragrance and a ball of softness hit his arms.

"Yo! Jiro doesn't watch monkey shows anymore? Na Ning Niangzi's face was narrow: "Is Erlang looking at the wild flowers of Laojun Mountain, or is he looking at the choppy lady?" ”

Wen Cheng couldn't say anything when he was choked, but he was curious: It's autumn, why are the "yellow horn orchids" on Ning Niangzi's body so fragrant? (Bashu is called yellow horn orchid, but it is actually white magnolia)

When he was embarrassed, Chen walked from the wing room to the courtyard: "Husband, you told the concubine to soak firewood ashes in water, and the lady of the Ning family said that there was no need to toss at home; Go to my sister-in-law and ask for a few. ”

Wen Cheng looked at Ning Niangzi with a puzzled expression. Nan Ning Niangzi smiled:

"Erlang soaked in firewood ash water, presumably for pancakes! The sister-in-law's place has this thing all year round; The neighbor occasionally eats pancakes, and goes to ask for some, why bother to make your own family disgraced? ”

Wen Cheng didn't argue, beckoned, and called the brothers Wu Liang and Wu Gen, who were playing under the laurel tree......

The war was raging at home, and the two brothers still came here to play the game of "the general kills the coward", thinking that the brothers were convinced of their mother's combat effectiveness;

It's not strange to be scolding this kind of war.

Wu Liang is fourteen years old, thick, black and stocky, especially resistant to blows, more resistant to beating than many strong men, known as the "copper pea" that cannot be flattened, hammered or bitten;

Wu Gen is thirteen years old, born white and strong, loves bad ideas, and many of the two brothers' deeds are planned by Wu Gen behind his back.

The brothers are well-known "chargé d'affaires" in Han'an County:

Running in the countryside, dozens of miles in the mountains to spread the word, running errands to buy meat and wine for others, and looking for things and people in Han'an County, can all be entrusted to them.

It depends on the difficulty of the price, and the credit is excellent, and he has not been on the blacklist of "dishonest persons".

In Han'an County, the thieves who were touched by his brothers were familiar, and even which gutter could climb into whose house and whose mother-in-law had a birthmark on her buttocks.

Therefore, Wen Cheng took out a bunch of money and handed it to Wu Liang and Wu Gen, and asked the two of them to go to Gu's sister-in-law to buy some cakes and ask for a jar of grass and wood ash water......