(Note to you: Chapters 1 and 2 are a bit dull.)

It's to give the background; Please bear with me. The later chapters are more interesting. Thank you for your support! )

PS: The description of the work is at the end of the chapter

Early autumn, unitary time

A group of people walked out of the county temple in twos and threes. Some whispered from time to time, others listened in silence; There are groups of three or five, and there are also human figures alone.

At a glance, the cloth is straight, and the people who have no silk are more than half of Thailand, and those who wear the silk are only a hundred stone officials. Among them, there was a young man in his early twenties, dressed in a half-worn crimson blue Confucian shirt, cloth shoes, sword eyebrows, and slightly raised lips, and was bidding farewell to the kings.

Then he turned around and walked westward, glanced at the sunset that was half swallowed by the city wall and looked like a salted duck egg yolk, sighed, walked about thirty zhang without hurry, and then turned into the side street.

……

The road is not far, but there is a bookstore on the east side of the road.

The doors and windows are quite old and the paint is mottled; A new plaque is hung on the lintel, with the book "Chongsheng Zhai"; Its wood is high-quality golden silk nanmu, the word is engraved with a large seal, embedded with gold leaf.

Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the window lattices, lintels, and counters of the silk and satin shops on the opposite side of the road reflected by the golden light are all full of holes.

Zhao's shopkeeper, dressed in a pale yellow and blue long silk shirt, greeted the light, his head, face and body were mottled like a leopard lurking in the dense forest.

But I saw that he tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and held a bamboo ruler, carefully measuring a scattered arrowroot cloth, his lips squirmed, as if he was muttering something, and the distance was quite far away, and he couldn't hear the sound.

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The shopkeeper Li of "Chongshengzhai" stood at the door and whispered to the two guys to buckle the door panel. The mouth is constantly babbling:

"Hey, you guy, tap, tap, this is the land of Sven, a cultural place, don't insult Sven.

I warn you every day to treat people and things in ordinary times, rather than hurry, and never panic...... You're a hell of a cutter! Ge Laozi, slow down!"

The young man "poofed" and laughed out.

"Yo, Erlang, go home?" Shopkeeper Li said.

"Go home, you've picked it up too, go home?"

"Don't you dare to be Erlang and say 'you', see you later!"

The young man arched his hand, "You will see you when you come back." ”

The young man continued on his way, and after a moment he reached the inner door of the alley. But I saw a beggar who was originally reclining and in clothes, standing up and nodding at his waist repeatedly.

The young man also nodded in return, and then turned around and entered the door of a small courtyard of more than ten feet.

Just as he was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, the wooden door suddenly opened, leaking out a girl with a pigtail of "total horn".

"Daddy...... Daddy ...... Embrace...... Hug" the little girl's speech was slightly confused. The two wooden doors opened, and a woman wearing a crimson skirt, neckline and skirt edges decorated with goose yellow embroidered lace, combed a double bun and wearing a copper hairpin, stood by the door with a baby in her arms and a smile.

Things in the heart, the scene in the eyes, and the people in mind;

The deep hidden Shu women's residence in the lane, He Shu weak water 3,000; The rain clouds do not enter the dream of King Xiang, and the twelve Wushan are empty.

But I saw that the woman was about twenty years old, the bridge of her nose was small and straight, and her face was slightly pale, which was the posture of a middle-aged person; The smiling melon seed face and slightly larger and brighter eyes add three points of agility.

The unpainted courtyard gate also seems to be brightened.

The woman's knees bent slightly, and she nodded slightly, "Is the husband worthy?" ”

"Well, it's worth it"

The young man picked up the little girl while answering,

"Pad" kissed the little girl's immature little face

"Xiao Feng (pronounced the same as the West, the meaning of pig, the famous emperor who avoids his nickname is also a little pig) is still peaceful?" As he spoke, he took the little girl and walked into the room.

"The little pig is fine, but the husband will sit down first, and wait for the concubine to bring up the food," the woman replied softly.

Entering the hall, kneeling on the couch, the young man stretched out his finger and teased the little girl, "Xiao Yu (pronounced Tongluo, the meaning of flying birds), did you steal the caramel today?" Let Daddy smell it...... Hmph, little one, you're stealing again......"

The woman smiled, put the baby in her arms in the bamboo cart next to the couch, and bent her knees slightly towards the young man again, "Please stay for a while, husband." With that, he turned and walked out of the room.

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Leaning slightly, he brought a large wooden basin and put a towel on his forearm. Although the sackcloth is old and has a small hole on it, the slurry is extremely clean.

The woman placed the wooden basin on the couch and placed the face towel on the table. Turning back and forth, he used a wooden plate to serve a plate of green vegetables, a plate of pickled radish, a pot of chicken soup, and three bowls of rice.

The young man first wiped the little girl's already clean face with a face towel, and then wiped the little girl's hands again, and then wiped his face indiscriminately and put the face towel back into the basin.

Put the little girl by your side:

"Little Eat!" The young man put a wooden bowl and a pair of bamboo chopsticks in front of the little girl.

At this time, the woman also finished cleaning the basin and stood, and sat on her knees. Raise a bowl of rice with both hands and place it in front of the youth, and place the chopsticks on the right side of the youth.

The young man was raising his chopsticks and wanted to clip a chicken leg from the soup pot to Xiao Yu, but the woman's hand was very fast, and she picked up the chicken leg and put it into the young man's clay bowl.

"Husband, please use"

As the young man was about to speak, the woman spoke first:

"Don't worry, husband, the roots of Xiaoyu's teeth are not stable, mix some chicken soup, she eats sweet!"

After that, he picked up a wooden spoon, scooped a few spoonfuls of chicken soup from the soup basin, and fed his daughter rice.

The young man smiled helplessly and raised his spoon to eat.

The chicken tastes good, the fresh flavor is strong, but it is lighter, and the salt is not enough, which reduces the umami of the chicken soup;

The green vegetables are amaranth, which is boiled in water at first glance, and the soup is like blood, without a drop of oil; The cooking is too soft and glutinous, and the toothless old woman likes to eat it; The pickled radish is salty enough, salty and straight to the throat.

The rice is brown rice, the taste is not good, there are occasionally three or two barnyard grains, fortunately, there is no sand, and it can still be eaten.

Hastily pulled a bowl of rice, stopped and prepared to get up, the woman quickly put down the wooden spoon, and brought out a bamboo cup on a small table next to herself: "Husband, rinse your mouth and go back to the room to rest, and the concubine will come in a while." ”

Back in the bedroom, there is a bamboo couch against the inner wall, with Nanzhu as a frame, thick as a leg; Fresh straw is laid on top, and a mattress is spread on top of straw, and a quilt is stacked on top of each other (note 1). He walked to the bed, let out a long breath, turned back to his clothes and lay down, and his thoughts began to wander......

Why and how did I come to this ghost place in my previous life?

In any case, I can't remember.

I only know that my current name is Wen Cheng.

Eleven days ago, his superior, superior, and boss, the county zun Kong Rong, collected this year's calculations, and the means were extremely ruthless.

Just outside the gate of the county temple, he was killed on the spot, and the two tax collectors who were in charge of Yuexi Township and Guihua Township were in charge of tax collection affairs.

Everyone in the county temple was trembling, and they were shocked and hurriedly followed the tax collector and went to Dongshan Township to help collect taxes.

……

Now I am only a scribe at the bottom, not much better than a handyman; However, it is not without opportunities for upward promotion.

That's because:

In the Han Dynasty, between officials and officials, between civil servants and military generals, there was no clear distinction between the Ming and Qing dynasties, and there was no gap that could not be crossed.

Otherwise, with his status as a "non-streamer", there is really no hope of promotion.

It is not uncommon for officials in the Han Dynasty to become a member of a party, or even a highly respected Wanshi Sangong, and thus a very popular minister.

Fu Jun, who is listed as one of the "28 generals of Yuntai", is from a mere pavilion chief, all the way to the peak of military generals;

Yu Yan, the third prince of Gaozu, was just a hundred stone officials at the beginning.

If you say that these people are all developed with Gaozu in the early days of entrepreneurship, because they bought Gaozu's original shares

So Qiao Xuan, who has been ranked as the "Tai Lieutenant" of the Three Princes so far, is also a small official.

- Qiao Xuan, the most famous "troll plus iron head" in the late Han Dynasty.

People don't rely on the keyboard, they can go up to the sky and the earth, and in the middle, the emperor is the eunuch, and he can also scare the family and the strong.

There are two main stories that have been passed down to future generations:

One. When he was punctual, he planned to "requisit" a scholar surnamed Jiang to be an assistant officer to help him govern the county.

Which Cheng thinks that this surname Jiang is a piece of ginger, which is quite spicy! Don't get on the car alive or dead...... I don't do it to give "boarding fare" either.

Uncle Qiao was also violent, and asked people to bring a message to Jiang: "Don't come, right, believe it or not, I will remarry your widowed mother to another man?!"

There is also Uncle Qiao's comment on Cao Cao when he was a teenager: "The world is chaotic, the heroes and tigers are fighting, and it is not a gentleman to pull it out?" However, Junshi is a hero in troubled times and a traitor who rules the world". Identification》

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Now his own direct supreme officer, Kong Rong Kong Erlenzi, the word is lifted.

This year it should be seven out of twenty.

The exact age, we don't really know, this has to ask the.

Kong Lao Lao ...... The twentieth grandson of the second child, biological.

It is not that after the "Huangchao Uprising", the so-called "descendants of the Confucian family" are of dubious origin.

- This one is really biological.

Because Kong Rong was a child, his family hyped up "four-year-old pear" for him, and he became famous in counties, counties, and states.

……

Later generations of Sima Guang also knew the importance of "becoming famous early".

However, Sima Guang understands this truth, after all, it is still a little late:

Kong Xiaoer, who was four years old, became famous by the fire, and he only ran to smash his own tank at the age of seven.

Not to mention that the cost of the tank is higher than that of pears, and the effect is not so good - you see, an excellent planning plan is very important.

When Kong Xiaoer was ten years old, he realized the importance of "rubbing hot spots".

So go back to the pot and continue to fry

He cheekily went to see the famous Li Ying, and used the excuse that his ancestor was old Kong...... The second child, and Li Yingzu, the very famous "Lao Tzu" Li Dan has a "teacher-student love", and he has to ask to see him.

Later, he met as he wished, and won the appreciation of Li Ying, the first macho man in the late Han Dynasty and the fighting chicken in cockfighting.

Li Ying arranged for Xu Shao, the editor-in-chief of "Yuedan Commentary", to give Kong Xiaoer an exclusive interview

Kong Xiaoer became famous in the United States.

Later generations knew Kong Xiaoer because of the allusion of "Kong Rong makes pears" in the "Three Character Classic".

This fang is not a good man.

His people "bear their high spirits, only then can they be sparse and wide, and talk about Puritanism".

thinks that "at that time, even the heroes couldn't reach it" - it means: this stubble of scholars is not as good as themselves......

- How lonely!

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He is most famous for drinking too much, and talking to You Heng about the "theory that parents are unkind to their children".

The Book of the Later Han Dynasty records: "What kind of relationship should the father have to the son?" As for its original intention, it is actually lustful. The son is also to the mother, and it is also ridiculed? For example, in a shipping bottle, if it comes out, it will be separated. ”

The translation is: "What is the relationship between father and son?" Is...... Spring, it's coming quietly, oh...... It's time for the animal hair ...... again Season......

We all belong to the guy called "Dad", he made a complaint, and when he was angry, he did something shameful......

Picking grass and beating rabbits, we are all agricultural and sideline products, right?

In fact, Kong Xiaoer's words also have some truth: Kong Qiu, the ancestor of the Kong family, is not a person named Shu Liangsu, because ......

Spring, it is quietly coming...... Oh, and it's time for the animals to ...... of the season.

This uncle Liang Su, isn't it that it was the sowing season at that time, and on a hill, he knocked down an ugly girl!

At that time, this tone was popular, and there was no shame.

As a result, there was a battle, and Shu Liang Su raised the gate with both hands to cover his comrades and fled into the city.

…… I saw that at this critical time, an ugly girl held the baby in her arms and approached Uncle Damabang: "I gave birth." Probably, it should be yours, you name him! ”

The poor uncle Liang Su, holding the jack gate with both hands, the arrows in his ears were whizzing, and he gritted his teeth desperately without saying a word

…… I can't admit it!

- Will you pay the child support in the future?

But when I saw the ugly woman, she said softly, "You don't recognize it when you put it up your pants, do you?" The concubine scratches your armpit and squeaks you! Rest assured, the concubine gently ......"

Poor Uncle Liang Su......

In everything, you have to pay attention to the timing, the so-called "snake and seven inches" is this principle, everyone pay attention.

……

As for the mother-son, it's just a bottle with something in it. When the thing is taken out, what does it have to do with the bottle, is it tied or not? ”

This Thou Heng is also a master who lacks strings.

While nibbling on dog meat, he casually agreed: "Uh-huh, tease, tease, tease!"

I don't know at all: I was taken into a pit by the drunken Kong Xiaoer.

The disciples and grandchildren of the Kong Xiaoer family are simply more than flies.

Some people jumped out to clear his name.

- It's still the kind of one that goes forward and one after another, generation after generation, and washes like a relay race.

Do you weigh the hair?

A person who doesn't even have that surname, few people can know what that word is, and it completely belongs to stray kittens and dogs.

Beating the drum and scolding Cao is the pinnacle of your life...... Crazy.

If you don't clean up the "dog fight", it's already a big fate, who will shovel for you?

There is no such expense.

Later, this "you" surname disappeared, deserved!

……

Later, Hu Shi, who wrote to his daughter, also expressed a similar view; But he didn't dare to shout.

Lu Da Pengzu, although he also said: "partially agree" with Kong Xiaoer's assertion.

is as brave as Master Lu, and he doesn't dare to shout about this stubble openly.

Hey, you can't stop your mouth by eating meat, the lesson is too profound.

……

When Kong Rong later served as the "Beihai Minister", he also killed five hundred stone tax collectors who were ineffective in collecting taxes.

It was still not far from his hometown, and it was so ferocious.

In the jurisdiction of Yizhou and Qianwei County in the "land of miasma", two officials of Bibaishi were killed?

With the aura of his ancestors and his own fame, Qianwei is the county prince and Ren Qi, and Ren is the big head, and he will not and dare not deal with Kong Xiaoer

- He can't afford to mess with him.

The officials of the Bashu scholars in the Han Dynasty had no Austrian aid in the inner court and no bigwigs in the court.

One by one, they clamped their tails, for fear of provoking people who couldn't be provoked.

……

Although Ren Qi also "raised filial piety" and entered Taixue, the official worshiped 2,000 stones, and he was also a member of the party.

However, what is he in the eyes of the Central Plains Confucianism and the court giants?

- At most, it is an "authentic local melon":

If you want to eat, you can chew and swallow it, what a big deal.

Be in a good mood and pat it, enjoy the feel and brush it to exist; If you're in a bad mood, pinch and see how ripe there are.

If it weren't for the famous Confucianism, he would not be willing to stay away from the center to serve in Yizhou.

In addition, there are often barbarian rebellions in Yizhou, which requires local officials to restrain him, and his head has long been bald.

…

Kong Xiaoer's father, Kong Zhou, was an official who worshiped Duwei and Taishou, and had been dead for more than 20 years at this time, and he couldn't help Kong Xiaoer.

can't stand it, Kong Rong saved Zhang Jian.

For this reason, he also put his own brother and Kong Bao into it, and lost the life of Qingqing, the eldest son of the Kong family......

Eat mine, spit it out for me!

Eating a pear of yours costs a life.

…… Your circle is really big.

Kong Rong has an ancestral glorious body, thousands of scholars assist, and super bosses such as Li Ying and Zhang Jian.

It can be said that Kong Xiaoer, in Yizhou, with millions of people and one acre and three points of land, let alone walking sideways, he just wants to jump and retreat, all as he wants.

Even Liu Jun, the "corrupt, brutal and murderous" assassin of Yizhou, is unwilling to provoke Kong Erlengzi.

This levy is calculated, and the bonus is extremely huge.

The planner shirked, said to be transferred by the planner, and stabbed the life of Lord Shi.

It was to raise grain and grass to exterminate the barbarians who came from the west and plundered Shu County: the Niu Division, the Suqi Division, and the Mosha Division.

Although Ren Qi, the county guard, once wrote a defense and asked: "Although the three barbarians have tens of thousands, they are scattered for thousands of miles.

Measure the power of devouring milk, and gather Ding Zhuang 3,000!

The subordinates heard: This is just a part of Mosha, a rabble of hundreds.

With 7,000 elite soldiers in Shu County and Shu Kingdom, and more than 20,000 people, there are still more than Qian as the county captain, and Jia Longbu as the reserve!

Why is the increase in military supplies so huge? ”

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If you want to say that this big head is also a bar, you can say that the charge is unreasonable, why bother to belittle the small pot friends in the mountainous areas?

He actually said that the minority brothers:

"Although you have a population of tens of thousands, I forgive you for eating it......

No, forgive me for using all the strength to bite off your mouth!

I won't be afraid of you, and I don't need to go through the trouble of cleaning you up with great fanfare. ”

Later, a national brother named Ma Xiang got angry:

"You actually look down on me? I have to get extra points for taking the exam, how dare you look down on me?! ”

Finally rebellion. Chopped up the big head of Ren's head, which was as big as a pig's head.

We must do a good job of unity! A lesson in blood.

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Assassin Liu gluttony, turned a blind eye to Ren Taishou's letter, and demanded even more fiercely.

The order said, "Those who deport and calculate ten percent will be promoted to one level; Ninety percent of those stay in the middle, eighty percent of those are guilty, and the following are cut off and abandoned in the city."

The Han'an County Temple immediately launched a general mobilization.

Officially started, this autumn after the tax battle!

The east wind blew the war drums, and the two benevolent brothers were unlucky, and unfortunately sacrificed the flag.

…… Woohoo, it hurts!

Note 1.There is no record of large-scale cotton cultivation in the Han Dynasty. There may be a few remote areas with a small number of wild "jibes – that is, the name of early cotton".

However, because it has not been artificially bred and carefully selected, the yield is miserable, and it will not be lighter than collecting reeds and catkins.

Therefore, ordinary families in the south of the Han Dynasty used "縕", that is, the leftover scraps of silk reeling, mixed with poultry fluff accumulated over the years to make winter clothes and quilts.

- Of course, it is also common for dignitaries to use furs, silk, and silk.