"I am the Yellow Emperor Liu Che, if you can serve me a full meal, when I return to Chang'an, I will make you the pavilion chief and reward you with 100 gold!"

“……”

Tang Qi looked at the man in strange clothes in front of him speechlessly, and he only had hehe in his heart.

How many years ago, the deceptive trick was still showing off in front of him, and he really became a critic on a desert island for three years?

Recalling that three years ago, Tang Qi was a desert island survival anchor, and he had also broadcast live with Bei Ye, and his future was limitless.

It's a pity that while participating in the shark live carnival, Tang Qi's plane crashed and fell into the sea.

By the time he woke up, Donkey was on the beach of the deserted island.

At the time, he had nothing but clothes and a Playboy magazine.

In the first three days of his arrival on the desert island, he could only live on the wild grasses and wild fruits on the desert island, and he was embarrassed.

Fortunately, on the fourth day, the system awakened, bringing Tang Qi a generous newbie gift package!

The bundle contains a variety of crop seeds, including rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and more.

Then, the system fell asleep again.

At that time, Tang Qi almost exploded on the spot.

But after calming down, Tang Qi realized!

As an old bookworm in the online literature industry, Tang Qi knew that he should have encountered the legendary desert island copy.

Start with a pack of seeds, and the upgrade depends on clearing the wasteland!

It just so happens that Tang Qi is an expert in survival on a desert island, and this copy is simply tailor-made for him.

So, Tang Qi began a simple farming life on a desert island.

I have to say that the system must be a high-quality product.

The vitality of these seeds is extremely tenacious.

Even on a desert island where birds don't poop, it grows very happily.

Especially for rice, the ears of rice are like a dog's tail, and they are about to break the rice stalks, and the yield is very amazing.

It's a pity that there are no weighing tools in this place, and Tang Qi can't determine how many catties this rice yield per mu.

But what is certain is that the yield of this rice is definitely much higher than that of today's rice.

The most important thing is that this rice is still grown in the mountains.

Without suitable soil, no fertilizer, no fresh water, it can still grow like this, it is really a heifer riding a rocket, and it is awesome!

Tang Qi couldn't eat a season of rice alone, so he could only store it and find an agricultural research room to study it after leaving the island.

However, three years passed, the rice was piled up into a hill, and Tang Qi was also bearded and had long hair and a shawl, but not a single ship passed here.

Tang Qi tried all kinds of ways to ask for help, but he didn't get any response.

In addition to this, Donch also tried to build his own boats.

But the strange thing is that every time the ship goes into the sea, it will disintegrate in less than ten meters.

It's as if there is a force in the dark that wants to imprison Tang Qi on a small island.

If it weren't for Tang Qi's tenacity and his ability to engage in farming, he would have gone crazy a long time ago.

Now Tang Qi is gradually getting used to this kind of life.

Simple, pure!

It might not be a bad idea to spend the rest of your life like this.

But last night, a huge storm hit the island.

When Donkey got up early to check on the damage to the crops, he saw three people on the beach.

Two men and one woman.

One wears a black dragon robe and a crown on his head.

One was dressed in bright armor and wore an iron helmet.

There was also a woman in a curly dress.

To be honest, Tang Qi's attention was mainly on the woman.

Three years on a desert island, the sow is a sable cicada, not to mention that the woman in front of her is a real sable cicada.

At first, Tang Qi thought that these two people were actors from some crew, and they accidentally ended up on a desert island.

But when the guy in the dragon robe spoke, Tang Qi's conjecture was shattered.

Swindler!

This cliff is a gang of liars, and it is also a gang of liars with not very bright brains, and they actually say that they are Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!

How many years have passed since the Han Dynasty?

Emperor Wu of Han's bones have turned into black water!

This deceptive rhetoric is not convincing at all.

What a bunch of critics!

"Okay, it doesn't matter if you are Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty or Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, everyone who comes is a guest, I will take you to a full meal first."

Tang Qi pouted and said: "But the ugly words are in the front, after this meal, if you want to eat the next meal, you have to work, especially you, the one who wears the dragon robe, on my territory, don't put your leader on the shelf, otherwise I will beat you!" ”

After speaking, Tang Qi also showed off his strong muscles.

In the past three years, Tang Qi has been working out in order to vent his energy.

By now, Donkey's muscles are comparable to those bodybuilders.

Perhaps because of his muscles, Tang Qi's brain degraded a little and became a little reckless.

If it had been placed in the past, Tang Qi would never have said such a thing as "beating you".

However, as soon as Tang Qi's words fell, the man wearing armor and helmet shouted angrily: "Bold, dare to be disrespectful to Your Majesty, can't you find death?" ”

With that, the man drew his saber from his waist.

The shiny tile is shining, and the blade is still flashing with cold light, which looks extremely powerful.

Tang Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Dude, you're a bit deep in the play, do you really think you're a royal guard with a knife?" ”

"What kind of imperial guard, I am waiting for Wei Qing for a long time!"

The man said, and pulled a knife flower.

Tang Qi almost burst out laughing.

If you want to say that this gang of crooks has brains, their identities are really outrageous.

But you have to say that they have no brains, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Wei Qing are indeed inseparable.

"Come on, I'm too lazy to bother with you, in short, you can only eat if you work, otherwise you can eat wild vegetables, don't say I didn't tell you, there are a total of one hundred and thirty-one poisonous wild vegetables on this island, if you accidentally eat them, then the gods will not be able to save them!"

Tang Qi's tone of speech was full of ridicule, a bit of yin and yang.

Wei Qing suddenly said angrily: "You dare to threaten Your Majesty, I ......"

Liu Che interrupted: "Wei Qing, step down!" Since this little brother said that you can only eat by working, then let's follow the local customs! ”

Wei Qing immediately put the knife into the sheath and said quite respectfully: "Yes, I respectfully obey Your Majesty's instructions!" ”

Liu Che nodded, then looked at Tang Qi and said, "This little brother, the Empress of Me is a female streamer, delicate and frail, can her work be done by me?" ”

Tang Qi suddenly showed a look of disappointment on his face.

He thought that the woman who had been silent was having a show.

Unexpectedly, she actually played the queen, and the one who played Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a couple.

It's no fun now.

"Okay, then one person does the work of two people!"

Tang Qi said angrily, and then led the three of them to his hut.

As he walked, Liu Che suddenly spoke: "Wait, what is this?" ”

Tang Qi stopped, looked in the direction of Liu Che's finger, and suddenly smiled dumbly......