Chapter 33 Ning Niangzi twists Dafa
Wen Cheng asked Wu Liang and Wu Gen brothers to help them up.
These two fools knocked out a small hole on the ground of Wen Cheng's stove room, and the distressed Wen Cheng twitched...... Wan'er will sweep the floor in the future, but it is not easy to clean here!
Niu Erma looked at each other with a big face: What does this Wenjun mean, what does it mean? How good is the immortal method, whether this is taught or not? No matter, tonight outside Wen Jun's house, kneel on it for one night!
Wen Cheng said to the two: "It's just ordinary skills, and the two of you will do this business in the future!" Remember:
It's impossible for you to get rich!
If the fee is lower, the wealthy and powerful families will be paid several times the salary...... He is willing to do it or not. ”
Niu Erma was stunned: This is it? I haven't said yet, the future salary will be shared...... No, it's half of the filial piety to Wen Jun...... Or sixty percent?
Wen Cheng knew in his heart that although the firewood of this stove has high combustion efficiency, it can save a lot of firewood.
In this way, the farmer can save a lot of time cutting firewood and use it for farming.
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is too skinny.
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This kind of stove, it is used for supporting iron pots, in order to use it efficiently. It's like taking a casserole from home and putting it on the stove for stir-frying in a hotel...... Do you need such a fierce fire?
Blow up your idiot's casserole.
Ordinary clay pots, clay pots, and such high-temperature stoves, the effect is not so magical...... People in this era do not stir-fry or fry at high temperatures.
In the Han Dynasty, cooking was mainly steaming, boiling, stewing, roasting (broiling), stuffing, and frying, and this kind of stove had limited efficiency improvement.
And the popularity of iron pots is still out of reach: ordinary farmers are attached to it, and there are probably not many people who can afford or are willing to buy iron pots.
In a few years, the world will be in chaos, it would be good to be able to save your life, and you can still take care of building a new stove?
Only big families and powerful gentry are likely to follow the trend in the next few years.
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Therefore, Wen Chengcai asked the two of them to collect the wages of the powerful family, which was doubled several times...... People are not bad for money!
"Do you hear that? The wealthy and noble households receive it, and their stoves are made more beautiful and the stoves are bigger!
Let's just say that this is the Thor stove, it burns up and roars, and in an instant it boils a pot of water, boils tea and cooks meat, and it is extremely fast! ”
- Don't be surprised, exaggeration is a long tradition.
Don't you see that the ancients described anything as exaggerated? What is "the river flows backwards with a single drink", "a 120-pound broadsword, the water that is waved can't enter", "the flying stream goes straight down 3,000 feet", "the head of the opponent's general is directly taken in the formation of ten thousand troops"...... None of them are reliable!
Just say "pass five levels and kill six generals"...... That's someone else, I didn't want to kill him at all, okay?
Close the door and go home to drink and brag!
Your second uncle, can you still urinate at that pass?
Wen Cheng is already very subtle and modest.
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The two of them were so happy that they quickly knelt down. Wen Cheng kicked over: "Get out!" Is the kneecap broken? Stand?! ”
Niu Erma got up, he didn't dare to speak, but his heart blossomed: Wen Jun is like an elder! The two of us, are we called Master Wenjun or not?
Wen Cheng continued: "In some time, I will build a few more stoves like this, and I will call you two at that time. Wu Gen, go buy thirty pancakes and give them to Niu Ermada. It's not early, so let's eat all the way! ”
That Wu Gen went to buy cakes from his sister-in-law, and Niu Erma was at a loss: This Wenjun, should he not be our master?
If you go out to do the work like this, that's not good, no name and no division will be nameless.
Even if Master Wen doesn't find trouble for himself, he will be panicked by himself!
Wen Cheng could see the hesitation of the two, but he couldn't say anything.
There was really no way, so he said: "In the future, if I have anything to do, I will call the two of you to come over and listen to it, and I won't give money!" That's it, I'm not a craftsman, and I can't be your master. ”
Seeing that the two hadn't reacted yet, Wen Cheng kicked Ma Da: "Get out!" The home of the two of you is still more than ten miles away from the county seat, take the pancakes and roll! ”
The two of them reached the gate of the courtyard nervously, took the pancakes handed over by Wu Gen, and turned back three times step by step.
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Wen Cheng was about to take the three of them to dinner, when Wu Liang and Su Jian shook their heads and patted their bellies...... It seems that these two rammers can't eat it.
At this time, Ning Niangzi carried a clay pot in a variety of styles, and the seventh woman held a clay pot, and brought in a lot of pasta.
"Giggles, Erlang, your stove is inconvenient today, so the slave family made some noodle soup and ate it!
Wen Cheng looked at Ning Niangzi who was smiling and groaning, and felt a little grateful in his heart: Could this Ning Niangzi be changed by Hu Shubao?
Pamper for you always......
Chen Wan came out to take the meal, and then greeted Wu Gen and Wen Cheng in the small courtyard to eat. Because of the extra food for Wu Liang and Su Jian, now the two of them are like two-month-old bellies, and they really can't hold it.
I had to let Ning Niangzi and Qi Po come to eat together, otherwise it would be a lump.
Nan Ning Niangzi was not in a hurry to eat, and went to the Wen family's stove room to watch the stove.
"Yikes! What is this? …… Hey, that's a big fire...... Ouch! Scalding the slave's house! In an instant, Ning Niangzi's screams were heard...... In this world, can even screams be so charming?
On the ancient battlefield, isn't that alive?
No wonder the ancients described people as "bloody" and "trembling" when they arrived on the battlefield... The battlefield is full of charming screams, one by one excited?
It's a long time to see
Su Jian's front legs moved, but he immediately retracted his momentum without a trace; Chen Wan and the seventh woman hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, and waited to rush to the stove room;
But I saw Naning Niangzi holding her right hand with her left hand, and walked out with a red face:
"Erlang, what is this in your house? The hot slave family has lost three layers of skin! Let's just say, Erlang, how do you compensate the slave family? ”
Wen Cheng was stunned on the spot: How to accompany? It's not that major that we studied, it's okay to chat with you, accompany and sleep, let's not do it!
Our three views are so positive!
- It should be very positive...... Right?
I saw that the right hand of the Ning lady, the fingertips were red, and the few blisters that came out were really not small.
It turned out that this Ning lady entered the stove room, bent down to look at the hearth, pulled the bellows, wiped the countertop, and touched the ...... Wok.
…… Do not stretch out your hand, for it will be burned.
So, the iron pot scalded Ning Niangzi's delicate jade fingers fiercely.
Ning Niangzi stretched out her hand in front of Wen Cheng's eyes: "Ouch, Erlang, look at it, look at the good things you have done!" ”
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Su Jian, who was on the side, stalked his neck and swallowed dryly.
Wu Gen "snapped" and fanned away Ning Niangzi's jade hand: "Big fart!" The roar is like killing a pig, and it almost didn't scare the master's noodle soup! ”
This stabbed the hornet's nest: I only heard a "bang", and a bowl full of noodle soup and pottery bowls were slapped and smashed to the ground by Ning Niangzi
"Yo yo yo, what little thing, still master? Is it okay for the slave family to call you grandpa?! ”
Ning Niangzi twisted Wu Gen's ears with her left hand, her wrists turned in circles, and her footsteps also circled in the small courtyard:
"Grandpa, are you still safe for the old man? Your father, when you see the slave family called 'third sister-in-law', grandpa, you go home, is your father still kowtow to your old man? … Yes! …… Yes?! ”
Nan Ning Niangzi still couldn't understand her hatred: "Let's go, the slave family will serve your grandfather." When you get to the realm, grandpa and your father, kowtow to you; If you kowtow to your mother again, the slave family will stand aside and watch the monkey show! ”
At this time, Wu Gen was crying out for pain, and only then did he wake up:
I was really blinded by the batter just now, why did I say such a big and small thing?
It's really miserable now: I can't fight, I can't scold, I can't run, and I haven't solved this big trouble yet!
Na Wu Liang stood aside, hehehehestraight; That Su Jian looked at Wen Cheng and Ning Niangzi;
The Seven Lady wished that Wu Gen's little cub would be cleaned up; Wen Cheng naturally won't have much to do... Anyway, being idle is also idle, and the right is to have fun.
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In the end, it was Chen Wan who stepped forward and saved Wu Gen. Wu Gen's ears were swollen like ham; grinning his teeth, he wanted to hold a bowl of noodle soup, but he was swept aside by Ning Niangzi's embroidered legs:
"Go home and get milk! The old lady doesn't serve you little bastard! ”
Wu Gen scratched his head in disdain, and was hugged by Wu Liang: "You are smart on weekdays, but today you are confused when you drink noodle soup?" Let's go, go home and nibble on the bran dumplings and drink cold water. ”
The two did not say goodbye to Wen Cheng and fled; Qi Po and Chen Wan cleaned up the mess.
settled Su Jian in the wing, and Wen Cheng went to rest without mentioning it.