Cao Shuo looked at Yu Ban's angry and helpless appearance, and he wanted to laugh very much:

"Also, I have a story about the things in the newspaper, I found ten women and ten men at that time, and they all said that they had never seen your big breasts, if you really want to hit people, go and beat those homeless people."

"I ......"

Yu Ban was angry and ashamed in an instant, and he couldn't wait to beat Cao Shuo in front of Cao Cao.

But strength is a big problem, and it really can't be beaten!

"That's right!"

Cao Shuo's performance added fuel to the fire: "If you are still not convinced, I will write a vote about your chest muscles in a magazine, do you think it is appropriate?" ”

Suddenly, Yu Ban's face turned green.

As a military general who defends the sky by force, Yu Ban can only pretend to sulk and not speak now.

"Hehe, just like you, still fighting with me?"

Cao Shuo smiled slightly, and turned his gaze to Cao Cao again: "What's the matter, who upset my dear father?" ”

"Cao Shuo ......"

At this time, Cao Cao was holding the article written by Chen Lin in his hand.

But when he saw Cao Shuo, Cao Cao was immediately relieved!

Since Cao Shuo went to the ground, I've really seen everything, and I don't know how many times I've lost my face.

What about Chen Lin? It's just a painless chicken feather article, and it doesn't have much influence.

Do you need to be angry? Not at all!

"Cao Shuo!"

Cao Cao immediately threw down the article and gave Cao Shuo a big hug.

As the first person who was so angry with Cao Shuo every day, Cao Cao had already developed antibodies.

"I really didn't expect that Cao Shuo still has a positive effect!" Cao Cao couldn't help but think in his heart.

"What is this?"

Cao Shuo picked up the article and glanced at it briefly, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"This Yuan Shao'er!"

Cao Cao pointed to the article and said: "His subordinate strategist Chen Lin wrote me an article and sent it to me, which is really deceitful!" ”

"Oh......" linked to the article above, Cao Shuo immediately understood.

At this time, Cao Cao turned on the mouth cannon mode and muttered to himself: "But I won't take it to heart, although it is not a good thing to scold our Cao family above......"

"Dad, don't worry about it, I'll give you anger!"

Cao Shuo slapped his chest violently and said to Cao Cao: "This Chen Lin is really not a person, now I want everyone in the world to know that only I can scold you!" ”

"Well, it's really my good son......"

Cao Cao was smiling with relief, but immediately felt that something was wrong.

Only I can scold you?

What do you mean, am I your dad or a pet?

"Rebel!"

Cao Cao immediately jumped like thunder, but in a blink of an eye, he found that Cao Shuo had already jumped away.

"This Chen Lin, how fast is she writing essays?"

Walking out of the hall, Cao Shuo couldn't help but think.

Cao Shuo's appearance is like a butterfly effect, since the crossing, too many things have changed invisibly.

In the long river of history, Chen Lin's article is at least three years later than the current time.

"Hey, it seems that I have to go and ask the scolding master!"

Cao Shuo smiled slightly, took the article and went to You Heng.

If it is placed in modern society, scolding people is a technical job, Cao Shuo can be called a five-star general.

What is the end of the world, Cao Shuo once relied on his hands with a speed of 30,000 words per hour, and traveled unhindered on the Internet, and people gave the nickname Zu'an Funeral.

But now swearing...... You have to use classical Chinese, and if there is any language problem, it will be really funny.

Therefore, now go to Youheng, the best candidate.

"Prince Cao Shuo!"

When You Heng saw Cao Shuo, he immediately laughed happily.

And Cao Shuo was not ambiguous at all, and directly took out a bottle of Feitian Moutai in the warehouse and said: "Come, before talking about things, I will bring you a bottle of good wine!" ”

You Heng has also been looking forward to Cao Shuo coming to him, and he is also grateful to Cao Shuo.

Last time, Cao Shuo asked You Heng and Cao Cao to write an article scolding Yuan Shu together, which was invisible, but it made You Heng make a good show!

You Heng is a person, in fact, he is usually open-minded, but he actually wants his name to be known by the world.

After Cao Shuo's magazine was released, everyone knew that there was a master of scolding, and his name was You Heng.

This is exactly what You Heng is looking forward to day and night.

Moreover...... Cao Shuo's wine is really delicious in the world!

"Come on, I'll have a toast first!"

You Heng snatched Moutai with a smile, and drank half a bottle in a blink of an eye.

"Master Cao Shuo, have you read your magazine carefully?"

With the strength of the wine, You Heng turned into the old rascal again: "What is written on it, I feel disgusting when I read it......"

You Heng used his eloquence and scolding skills, and the crackling was a squirt.

"That's right, Youheng handsome guy is really right!"

Cao Shuo stepped forward with an arrow, excitedly shook Youheng's hand and said: "Youheng handsome guy, it's too rare to see a talent like you in the world, it's really my honor to know you!" ”

"Hey, there is only one such talent in the world, Lao Tzu!" Your heart blossomed.

"I came to you right away when I encountered something this time, do you know why?" Cao Shuo was not in a hurry, and continued to pat You Heng's ass.

You Heng was slightly stunned, and then said, "What does this mean?" ”

"Because only you can solve it!"

Cao Shuo patted You Heng's shoulder excitedly: "In this world, apart from you, who can solve the problem of the article?" ”

"yes, that's right!" You Heng laughed and said, inadvertently leaking the vegetable leaves on his teeth.

Cao Shuo saw that You Heng was almost drunk, so he directly took out the article in his pocket, pointed it and said: "Look, it's really unreasonable that this kind of person wants to publish it in my magazine!" ”

"Huh?"

You Heng frowned slightly, grabbed the article and started reading.

And for the Cao family, You Heng actually looks more at Cao Shuo's face.

Cao Cao's previous incident of making You Heng ugly has been lingering in You Heng's heart.

But Cao Shuo is Your Heng's benefactor!

"What the hell is this?"

You Heng roared angrily after reading it, and directly tore the paper into shreds: "I feel insulted to my eyes when I read it again, which imbecile can write such a disgusting thing?" ”

"Alas, it's Chen Lin, one of Yuan Shao's advisors, but ......"

Speaking of this, Cao Shuo paused deliberately and continued: "I really want to scold back, but my writing is really not good, the article also scolds our Cao family, I am Cao Cao's son, I ...... Alas! ”

Cao Shuo said, poured himself a small glass of liquor, and drank it directly.

"What!"

You Heng slapped the table and stood up: "You actually scolded the Cao family, I don't know that you are my brother?" ”

"I can't help it, it's really limited!"

You Heng roared loudly, and the vegetable leaves between his teeth were all vibrated away: "In the next issue, leave me two pages in the magazine, see if I don't scold this bastard named Chen Lin to death!" ”