Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Red Sleeves of Bullshit

There was an extra fox in the room, which was a lot of inconvenience.

Zhu Ping'an, who had been busy all morning, finally had time, and when he was writing strategies on the desk by the window to review and prepare for the exam, the demon girl who had taken medicine sat on the side and held her chin to read the strategies written by Zhu Ping'an.

Suddenly, the enchantress sneered.

The idea of writing was interrupted by the laughter of the demon girl at once, and Zhu Ping'an really had the urge to sell this demon girl to a place of laughter to make her laugh enough.

"Our well water does not interfere with river water, you take care of your injuries, and I will write my words." Zhu Ping'an glanced at the demon girl lightly.

"You really don't know what to do, people are kind enough to help you correct the mistakes in your article, but you are unkind." The enchantress rolled her eyes, coquettish.

"Eldest sister, please let go, I'm still young."

I don't know what to do, the corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched a little, how can this sound so awkward, it is said that ancient women are not the most particular about the defense of men and women, why do you say it so ambiguously, as if I have a leg with you. Besides, how can you see the mistakes in my article, this is a policy that I have been working on for a long time.

Hearing this, the demon girl's face darkened, and she seemed to be very disgusted with the word eldest sister, which seemed to be a common problem of women, and she was very taboo for others to say that she was big, although she was only seventeen or eighteen.

"You really don't know what to do, your sentence is so funny." The demon girl stretched out her slender jade hand, pointed to a sentence in Zhu Ping'an's paper, and said with a sneer.

The sentence that the girl pointed to is exactly the sentence in Zhu Ping'an's "Beginning and Talk": The inherent sandpiper and clam fight, and the fisherman takes advantage of the gainer, which is exactly the combination of two benefits, and the fight is two injuries.

Zhu Ping'an saw that what the demon girl said was serious, so he read this sentence again, and found nothing wrong with it. Mixed writing the title in scattered lines, covering the overall situation, is exactly like this, there is nothing wrong with it, and the words used in the text are also decent, in line with the eight-strand format.

So, Zhu Ping'an ignored the teasing of the demon girl next to him and continued to write his own strategy.

"You're so boring, you see this sandpiper and clam fighting, it's a funny word." Seeing that Zhu Ping'an ignored him, the demon girl snatched the brush from Zhu Ping'an's hand.

The green clothes hold the inkstone to urge the question paper, and the red sleeves add fragrance to accompany the reading.

Nima, it's all bullshit.

Zhu Ping'an didn't have any similar thoughts, but felt that the beautiful demon girl next to him was really annoying, and he couldn't wait to sweep it away.

"Give me back the pen!" Zhu Ping'an said lightly.

"No, unless you admit it's funny to have a snipe and a clam fighting." The demon girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, holding the brush and shaking it gently.

"It's ridiculous for the snipe and the clam to fight each other!" Zhu Ping'an doesn't know how many times he has wanted to sell this laughing demon girl to a place of laughter.

"Then tell me about the snipe and clam fighting." The demon girl didn't know what Zhu Ping'an was thinking, and urged Zhu Ping'an to tell the story of the battle between the snipe and the clam with a smile.

After the mussel clamped the sandpiper's beak, the mussel said that if I don't let go of my mouth today, if I don't let go of my mouth tomorrow, the sun will kill you!

When Zhu Ping'an said this, he saw the demon girl holding her stomach and laughing.

What's so funny about that?

"Doesn't the mussel speak with its mouth, can it speak without a mouth, then doesn't it let go of its mouth when it speaks, giggle, laugh to death, dare to use this kind of word, and I'm not afraid that the examiner will laugh and break its stomach"

The demon girl covered her stomach and laughed, she seemed to be very happy that she could tease Zhu Ping'an, these people who read are stupid to read, it's really funny.

"Playing with words, is it fun?" Zhu Ping'an opened his mouth lightly, a little disdainful of the demon girl's strong words.

The girl smiled and nodded.

Zhu Ping'an turned his head to look out the window, the sun outside had gradually set west, and before he knew it, most of the day had passed. The prefectural exam is much easier than the prefectural exam, and the ability of those who take the prefectural exam is much stronger than that of those who take the prefectural exam, but the passing rate is much lower than that of the prefectural exam. Compared with these old people who are immersed in the eight strands all day long, he is still relatively tender, and he can only make full use of his time. So, this annoying witch has to be sent aside.

"Since you like to play word games so much, why don't I make my debut word game and play with you. If you can't answer, return the brush to me, and don't bother me. Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon girl, with a provocative smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Little Engong, what if I answer?" The demon girl asked with a smile, she had just played Zhu Ping'an, and she didn't realize that Zhu Ping'an could make any difficult word games.

"Then you'll be fine." Zhu Ping'an was not worried at all.

"Then don't regret it." The girl looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, "You scholars are always self-righteous. ”

"There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 children, each of them gets 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun in the basin, why?"

Zhu Ping'an said a modern popular brain teaser at this moment, brain teaser first originated in ancient India, ancient China, at least the Ming Dynasty has not been exposed to this kind of way of thinking, with the ancients This way of thinking is difficult to think of the answer, I believe that the demon girl is no exception.

After Zhu Ping'an finished saying the question, the demon girl kept frowning and thinking, she couldn't understand why, there were six steamed buns in total, each of the six children took one, and all six steamed buns were taken away, why would there be one in the running basin.

The enchantress frowned, frowning.

"Give me back the pen, you can stay cool, don't bother me again!" Zhu Ping'an stretched out his hand and said lightly.

"No, it's impossible, you're cheating!" The girl held the brush tightly and expressed her dissatisfaction with Zhu Ping'an's topic.

"What you can't think of is impossible, isn't it?" Zhu Ping'an pursed his lips and mocked.

"Unless you can give the answer, you're cheating!" The girl firmly believed that it was impossible for Zhu Ping'an to say the answer, in her eyes, this question was nonsense at all, and there could be no answer at all, because it would make it impossible to say nothing.

"What if I say it?" Zhu Ping'an asked lightly.

"If you say it, I'll give you back." The girl blinked.

Zhu Ping'an glanced at the girl and said lightly:

"Because the last child took the basin away in pieces."

The last child took the basin away, and there must have been a steamed bun in the basin.

The demon girl stared at Zhu Ping'an for a long time, and then returned the brush to Zhu Ping'an with an unwilling face, but she still didn't leave, still holding her chin.

In her words, she just promised to return the brush, and did not promise to walk away.

"Then I'll ask another question, you go and stay over there." Zhu Ping'an took the brush, dipped it in ink, looked at his own strategy, and slowly spoke, without looking at the demon girl next to him.

The girl is unwilling, so naturally she won't refuse.

"Who does Xiao Ming look most like at home?" After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, he lowered his head and began to continue his strategy.

"It must be his father." The demon girl sitting on the bed gave the answer as soon as possible.

Zhu Ping'an didn't raise his head, so he said no.

"What the?"

Zhu Ping'an still shook his head

"Uh, you're so dirty, could it be that Xiao Ming looks like someone else?"

The demon girl sat on the bed and said disgustedly.

Zhu Ping'an still shook his head.

Zhu Ping'an, who was a demon girl, was really cheating this time, and she didn't believe that her father and mother were not the correct answer, so she urged Zhu Ping'an to say the answer.

"Xiao Ming in the mirror."

Zhu Ping'an opened his mouth lightly while writing a strategy, and finally added, "Okay, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes have a promise, don't bother me anymore!" ”

The girl leaned on the bed and tore Zhu Ping'an's robe hanging at the head of the bed vigorously, venting her dissatisfaction.

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