The so-called dung truck, as the name suggests, is exactly the car that pulls dung out, and the monks alone have thousands of daily pee, and then someone in Bianjing City spends money to collect it.

That's right, it's the and urine of Daxiangguo Temple, and you still have to charge money for selling it to the people of Bianjing.

As a result, on this day, no one knew, Kou Ji had a good night in the Daxiong Treasure Hall of Daxiangguo Temple, because he didn't need to exert himself, so he got up in good spirits early in the morning.

I saw a person next to the dung truck under the cover of night, and he couldn't help but say with a strange face: "Childe, do you really want to be like this?" This feces and urine are not ordinary smelly, and there are already many maggots. ”

When Kou Ji heard this, the monkey on his nose couldn't help but look more hideous, and said: "There is no way, the only thing that can go out of Daxiangguo Temple now is this dung truck;

The imperial city guards besieged the Great Xiangguo Temple, and they couldn't even fly out, and I suspect they didn't have a good heart! Otherwise, there would be no need for such a siege.

If I can really kill that Liu Moth, it's okay, if there is an accident, I'm afraid that the thousands of bald donkeys in this Great Xiangguo Temple will be over, and no one can go out now, and I'm afraid that none of them will survive by then, so I have to get out as soon as possible. ”

In an instant, the hands in front of him couldn't help but tremble, and said: "That son, if the little one also has an accident, the little family will ask the son to take care of it." ”

Kou Ji directly agreed: "Kou Er, don't worry, although I, Kou Ji, am lustful, I never touch a woman, I will definitely help you take care of your woman and two daughters." Of course, that's just in case, as long as you succeed in killing that Liu Moth, I will come to save you, and it is your only way to live. ”

When the person called Kou Er heard this, he also directly 'pounced' and knelt down, kowtowed and said: "Then please son, the little one will lead his brother and kill that Liu Mo to avenge Xiangye no matter what." ”

Kou Ji nodded: "Hmm! Okay, help me get it now, and then I'll go out in a dung truck early in the morning, ready to meet you from outside, as soon as the signal of Liu Mo's killing is received, there will be hundreds of officials in the court and the central government to relieve the siege immediately. ”

Kou Er also hurriedly got up and said: "Then please sit down first, this dung cart is full of feces, urine and maggots, and if you think that the Imperial City Guards can make them unable to eat at most, they can only take a look." The small one wrapped all of Childe's body, and then left only one nozzle to open to the outside so that Childe could breathe. ”

As a result, there were only two of them, and the figure began to wrap layers of wax paper around Kou Ji's body, and in the blink of an eye, Kou Ji was wrapped like a cocoon from head to toe.

Then, a slightly longer tube came out of his head, and he could no longer speak.

Kou Er said while wrapping it: "How does Childe feel?" Is it possible to gasp for breath smoothly? ”

Kou Ji could only nod, which was the only movement his head could have.

Kou Er said again: "Then the son is ready, the little one is going to put the son in the car." ”

Again, the only thing Koji could do nodded his head.

Then Kou Er opened the dung truck, picked up Kou Ji's body with both hands and gently put it into the dung truck, and suddenly Kou Ji's figure was submerged in the feces and urine full of maggots, and only a tube extended out.

Kou Er carefully moved the pipe again, and put the nozzle imperceptibly outside the upper mouth of the dung truck, and then said again: "Childe, the time is just right, the little one will take you out, and the person who receives the dung truck outside is also ours, Childe only needs to be patient for a while." ”

Suddenly, there were two soft sounds in the dung truck, and he left two hands for Kou Ji to move slightly, knock the dung truck twice if he agreed, knock three times if he disagreed, and knock on the dung truck urgently if there was a problem.

When Kou Er heard this, he also directly pushed the dung cart and began to walk out: "Childe, bear with me for a while, I will knock on the dung cart when I am about to leave the Great Xiangguo Temple, and soon Childe will be able to go out." ”

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So the day just dawned, the only dung truck that could come out of the Great Xiangguo Temple was pushed out of the back door of the Great Xiangguo Temple on time, and there was already a dung king of Bianjing City waiting outside the back door.

But the dung truck can come out, but the people of Daxiangguo Temple can't come out.

However, I didn't want to just push out the door this time, and the imperial city guards who surrounded the Great Xiangguo Temple outside, suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! ”

Suddenly, Kou Er and the dung king couldn't help but feel nervous in their hearts, and the dung king hurriedly stepped forward cautiously and respectfully said: "Master Jun, the little one relies on this cart of dung to feed the whole family, and please ask the master to make it convenient." This is a cart of dung, if the small one can't be pulled away, the master will deduct the small ten days' money. ”

I saw that the person who gave the order was only a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, who used to be just a soldier with only 400 yuan a month, but he didn't want to be able to leap into the dragon gate one day and become the highest imperial city guard in the Great Song Dynasty.

And because he is tall and big, only sixteen years old and seventeen years old, his height has already jumped to one meter eight, and his strength is also very large, so he easily became a small banner, and he grew from 400 yuan to 2,000 yuan directly.

I never dared to imagine that one day I could rise high, and suddenly the kid was like beating chicken blood, and his whole body was full of energy, the dung truck of the Great Xiangguo Temple? Even the manure truck needs to be checked!

So no matter how much he heard, the feeling of being a chief was good, and he directly shouted: "Turn on the dung truck!" Routine check-ups. ”

The dung king hurriedly carefully and respectfully apologized: "Master Jun, this is a dung truck, I'm afraid that it will stink Master Jun, it is full of feces, urine and maggots, okay!" Good! The small ones are turned on, and the ones are turned on. ”

Saying that, the dung king hurriedly and carefully opened the mouth on the dung truck, and the young man couldn't help but seriously stretch his head over to take a look, but with just one glance, his face turned green instantly, and his throat couldn't help but surge, and he almost didn't spit it out on the spot.

So he waved his hand directly, and the dung king's heart was relieved, and he hurriedly pushed the dung cart and left.

However, he didn't want to walk out of the encirclement of the Imperial City Guard, but the young man suddenly shouted: "Wait a little longer!" ”

Suddenly, the dung king's legs and stomach couldn't help but tremble, he had already known the power of the imperial city guard, but even the elite northwest frontier army of the Great Song Dynasty could easily be defeated, so he could only stop hurriedly when he heard it.

The young man stepped forward again with a spear in his hand and said, "Turn on the dung truck, I'm going to check it again." ”

In an instant, the dung king's hand was also imperceptible, and he trembled again, could this imperial city guard still use his spear to stab inside? But he didn't dare to disobey the order, so he could only open it again nervously, but even if he stabbed inside, he would definitely not be able to stab Childe's upper body, as long as he couldn't stab Childe's upper body, he could only hurt Childe.

And sure enough, the mouth of the dung cart opened, and the imperial city guard closed his eyes and stabbed the spear directly inside.

Then once, twice, three times.

Then he waved his hand without looking at it and said, "Okay, let's go!" ”

The dung king hurriedly arched his hand and pushed the dung cart away.

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