Chapter Twenty-Six: The Five Steps of the Ancient Wine Field
That night, Wen Cheng was about to sit down and rest for a while, and Chen Wan was in the stove room, busy preparing the family's meal.
Unexpectedly, there was a person who looked like a steward at the gate of the small courtyard and came to deliver the name sticker.
Wen Cheng took the famous thorn, and when he saw that it was Duan Eighth Master's, the steward said: The Eighth Master invited himself to a banquet in the "Yanqi Building".
This is not to be neglected, you can not socialize, but you can't be provoked.
Whether there are swallows in this "Yanqi Building", Wen Cheng doesn't know; But I know that this is the best place to find pleasure in Han'an County, and there are many young ladies in it.
Children's love, heroism, and parallelism; or soft intestines, or chivalrous bones, always my disciples.
- children's affection and heroism, these two can be possessed at the same time is not contradictory; Chivalrous and soft intestines are also what we should admire the most.
Love and hate, softness and rigidity, do not conflict, or even complement each other;
It's ridiculous that those shallow people don't say that "children must be heroic and short-breathed".
When he arrived at the door of Yanqi Tower, the steward bowed to Wen and went straight to the carriage to wait with the driver.
Most of the others raise mules to pull carts, but these eight masters actually use the good horses of the north to pull the carts, and they don't even need the Yunnan horses......
Stylish! In the Central Plains and Youzhou, it is not uncommon to use good horses from the north; The Bashu territory is not something that ordinary big families can afford
…… This makes it more advanced.
Before he could enter the gate, a fleshy old bustard greeted him.
"Yo yo yo, Wen Erlang! I haven't seen you for a long time, you are really ruthless, Xiao Qianqian washes her face with tears every day, looking forward to you! ”
You're a bad person!
Second master, when did I come to you? It was heard, and it made me seem like I came often; You don't want to come?
Second master, I have always had no money, okay.
"Master Wen, the slave family helped you in, the eighth master has been waiting for you for a while."
The woman who followed the bustard hurriedly stepped forward to support Wen Cheng...... It's pretty much the same, how good the smell of youth is, what are you doing with your wife!
Annoying.
entered the door, but did not support Wen Cheng upstairs, and went straight through the courtyard behind the small building.
I just entered the small courtyard, and I only heard; "Hahaha, Wenjun! Lord Wen, you are late, punish for drinking! Hahahaha"
The eighth master's signature laughter came straight to Wen Cheng's face.
When I entered the room, a huge bronze tree-shaped lamp illuminated the room.
But when I saw the warbler in the house, Yan Yanjiao smiled again and again, and couldn't tell who was who and which girl looked like, and they all wore heavy makeup like a monkey's buttocks; The low-cut skirt is dazzling, and the carmine powder is pungent.
Doesn't it mean that these places are all elegant places where literati and artists point out the country, scold Fang Xuan, chant poems, and lead to singing?
How did it become a slaughterhouse, and all the white flowers were meat and tuan...... Vulgar!
Wen Cheng entered such fireworks venues with the mentality of criticizing this decadent and declining feudal hedonism.
The fox sleep is ruined, and the rabbit walks on the deserted platform, which is all the song and dance pond of the year.
I really don't know how the three changes of the willow in the later generations were able to linger in the land of fireworks for decades.
A bloody skeleton that can't suck up his blood? In the end, the burial of the last one had to be pooled by prostitutes and women to buy an affordable small-scale cemetery.
The poems are well written...... Can you afford a home?
Famous prostitutes like you...... Can you afford a home?
The Emperor knows you...... Can you afford a home?
When you are alive, you can't afford to buy a house, and when you die, you can't afford a cemetery. Even the cemetery management fee has been in arrears for more than a thousand years, and the grave has been flattened, right?
Alas......
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The eighth master was on the main seat above the high seat, and the guest county next to him raised the bottle with a smile and was signaling towards the text; There were two other gorgeously dressed people in their thirties, who were standing up and saluting Wen Cheng.
Wen Cheng also bowed back.
The eighth master beckoned and motioned for Wen Cheng to sit on the guest seat; Then he said: "Hahaha, Wenjun, come on, come on, Duan will introduce you to you." This is Brother Gu Ji, this is Brother Fang Zhongfang! They are all kiln owners from Wanchang Township, hahaha, Wenjun will take care of them in the future! ”
In a panic, the two hurried over and saluted again.
Wen Cheng is not a junior brother in the wine field, and he knows that this kind of introduction is all a matter of hypocrisy and wrongdoing, and it should not be taken seriously.
If both sides are characters, it is a serious "introduction", and the difference between one word is worlds apart.
This "introduction" ...... I'm threading the needle and leading you to the meeting.
The "referral": This is the meaning of the person who is very useful to you, and it is recommended to you.
If there is really any blending, it will be all after three rounds of wine and five flavors, and everyone will talk about things when they see the right eye.
The real important thing is not to mention it when we first meet.
These two must be the ones who came to play with them and finally paid the bill.
It's like when the holiday arrives in the future, the leader will call a wealthy businessman: "Hey Mr. Chen, accompany me to the imperial capital tomorrow for a visit, ah, that's it!" ”
…… Shop for wool, obediently carry your bag, and follow behind to pay for it - you have to be more right.
Even if you have blood in your heart, you still have to smile like a tomato on your face, and you pretend to be excited and honored.
I was too weak to deal with a few words, and I sat down on my knees when Wen Cheng was ready. Two women on the left and right stepped forward to accompany them, one holding a wine jug and the other feeding snacks and dried fruits.
Duan Baye raised the wine bottle: "Hahaha, come on, come on, drink this cup full, and congratulate Wenjun for his promotion!" "And they drank as promised;
Duan Baye raised his glass again: "Hahaha...... This cup is for Wenjun to rise steadily and win since then! ”
Wait until the woman next to herself pours full wine, "This cup, may Wen Jun drive directly to the center to bless the township and congratulate Wen Jun!" Hahaha......"
Drink three glasses in a row, the warm-up stage has passed, and the wine filling process has officially begun.
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The above is the first of the five-part series of wine venues: the opening song.
The characteristics of this stage are: everyone is well-dressed and the language is civilized; The goal is to be familiar with the various people in the wine field, and to distinguish between the high and the low.
I saw that the county Cheng and Duan Baye took turns to get up, holding Mei Ji in one hand and holding the bottle in the other, and poured wine into Wen Cheng, Na Gu and Fang respectively.
As for the excuse of drinking...... Do you need an excuse for drinking?
"Come on, come on, meet for the first time, just a little wine, not a tribute hahaha, drink!"
"Yo, today I see that my brother is getting richer and richer, hahaha, drink!"
"I heard that a few days ago, my brother accepted two more concubines? Why don't you set up a banquet and call someone to congratulate you?
Oh, oh, it's really not appropriate to have a banquet for concubines. Even if I congratulate you today, drink! Hahahaha! ”
"Yo, when I saw your father-in-law that day, I added a sister-in-law to you?
Hahaha, not bad, good and good, old trees and new sprouts, hahaha, drink! ”
As soon as he entered the door in front, He Xiwen was rising, and there was a little bit of edge. The congratulatory text is a direct drive center...... Hehe, just a hundred stone officials, from the position of the central dignitary, there are not 100,000 miles, but 8,000 miles is more than enough.
It can't be taken seriously - the things in the wine field can't be taken seriously.
But you have to deal with it seriously, otherwise you will offend people, and you don't know how to end up resentment.
This is the second march of the wine field:.
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The characteristic of this stage is that everyone begins to pretend to be familiar, but in fact there is a clear distinction between respect and inferiority.
The low one has to hold the wine bottle with both hands, and he leaves the table to toast to the Venerable One; If His Holiness asks for wine from himself, he must immediately and respectfully hold the bottle with both hands and bend his waist to receive the wine.
At this moment, his words are not as rigorous and serious as they were at the beginning, and they have become more casual...... That's a privilege that only leadership has.
If you make fun of the leader's father-in-law, it is easy to be recorded in a small book - this product is a bit presumptuous! Look at the opportunity to knock him on to relieve my hatred.
Next, the wine starts to kick in, and the cups and plates start to mess up; The accompanying singer Yanji's clothes were either untied by the guests, or she relaxed herself, and the atmosphere began to become charming.
Wine helps lust to borrow the strength of wine, and giggling and haha are starting to be improper......
The singer Yanji naturally wanted to make the guests forget about the shape excitedly, and she wouldn't count the money and become a fool, so she wished that the guests would scatter the golden beans as peas.
People who eat and play for nothing want to drink more and play more; Anyway, if you drink less and take advantage of less, the person who treats you will still record it in a small notebook: Someone, somewhere on a certain day, rubbed me with an extremely expensive wine banquet!
The person who paid for the wrong, while his flesh hurt, he drank and prostituted fiercely: You can't suffer too much!
These goods will never save me money, let's eat more and suffer less losses; The children have been fed to the wolves, and I am not allowed to drink some soup?!
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At this time, it is the third part of the five-part wine field: the song of the wild waves.
For the purpose of trying not to let themselves suffer, they held small meetings in small piles, hugged and hugged - men and women hug the same.
for external manifestations.
Pour wine separately, usually can't get used to seeing who is who, this is a good time to overturn him......
It is also justified and famous.
However, if you want to entrust someone to do something, this is the time to step forward and get closer to the powerful.
"Drink! Brother, let's go one! "Yang Jun, please take care of the little one in the future, the little one has prepared a gift for you, and ...... A small tribute to Yang Jun! ”
"Childe...... Oh, little peach, you drink a bottle in one sip, is it possible that the slave family is smaller than the little peach? If you don't believe it, you rub it, people don't follow it, drink! ”
"Eighth master, today, the slave family should have accompanied you, and that little commotion forced you into your arms...... What a shame! The shell Lang is also like a cargo, and it will be a drill...... Oops, the slave family said the wrong thing! Eighth master, you are not the cow dung egg, you are the golden egg of the slave family...... The slave family punished himself and drank"
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This is the fourth of the five parts of the wine field: the Flurry of Demons.
At this moment, the strength of the wine is rising, the tongue is also bigger, the head is also starting to be dizzy, the spirit is beginning to be sluggish, and the frequency of drinking becomes sluggish.
At this time, the amount of alcohol is small, and there are those who start to lie on the table and use excuses to urinate;
pretending to be drunk with a large amount of alcohol, lying on the meat and the dough in a daze; In fact, they are observing each person's character.
You can't talk about things at this time...... When I woke up the next day, the ghost remembered that he had promised!
Wen Cheng is not afraid to drink this ancient mash wine. The moromi, filtered by the grass, has an alcohol content similar to that of later beers.
When the wine is drunk, I feel a little dizzy, and when the wine is over, no matter how much I drink, my stomach is swollen, and the more I drink, the more sober my mind becomes.
If you're not drunk, you have to pretend to be drunk.
Otherwise, everyone else is drunk, and you sit there alone and have no...... How can that work?
Aren't we in the same group?
Why aren't you drunk? No, you've got to pour yourself fifty-ninety-six...... Twenty-eight cups, all drunk together, just like words!
Don't think your brother is drunk...... Uh, let's count!
So, Wen Cheng was "drunk......
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