Chapter Seventy-One: Pee Your Pants
Especially the pockmarked man's expression is the most exciting, from full of confidence to the current fear, the emotional transformation in a short period of time is too drastic.
"Don't... Stay back! Seeing Mei Niang's eyes aimed at him, the pock-faced man unconsciously stepped back.
Who knew that he retreated, and accidentally tripped and fell, and sat on the ground with his buttocks.
The appearance of the pockmarked man immediately amused the onlookers, and everyone laughed one after another, leaning back and forth with laughter.
In addition to the pock-faced man is indeed funny, I am afraid that it is also accompanied by the venting of everyone's oppression by the pock-faced man on weekdays.
The power of the onlookers seemed to converge into a wave, overturning the pock-faced man who was surrounded by the heart to the ground.
Mei Niang picked up the wooden stick of the previous big man, stared at the pock-faced man and walked over step by step.
Just as Mei Niang raised the wooden stick in her hand, there was a sudden exclamation from the crowd.
Immediately afterward, the rest of the people seemed to have discovered something, and the exclamations came and went.
At the same time, the charm girl who originally walked towards the pock-faced man quickly retreated, and at the same time, a trace of disgust appeared on her face.
Looking in the direction that everyone was pointing to, it turned out that this pock-faced man was so scared that he peed his pants!
No wonder everyone exclaimed.
A big man was so scared by a little girl that he peed his pants, which is a big joke.
For such troubles, everyone has never lacked the motivation to gossip, especially when they heard that someone was so scared that they peed their pants, and the people who were originally behind the crowd also rushed forward at this time, wanting to see the "demeanor" of the pock-faced man.
The pock-faced man was ashamed of himself at this time, and he couldn't wait to get into the crack of the ground now.
Fang Cai's act of wetting his pants is an unconscious physiological reaction of a numb-faced man, and there is really no way to avoid it.
At such an embarrassing scene at this time, the pock-faced man wanted to leave, but his two legs seemed to be disobedient, and he couldn't stand up at all.
The embarrassment of the pock-faced man aroused everyone's enthusiasm even more, and the sound of coaxing came and went.
"Don't talk about me yet!" The pock-faced man who understood that he couldn't get up on his own, glanced at his subordinates who had just gotten up from the ground, and hurriedly scolded.
Maybe he was intimidated by the pock-faced man's obscenity on weekdays, and when he heard the pock-faced man's call, he hurriedly ran over and went to help the pock-faced man together.
In addition to the daily deterrence of the pock-faced man, what the pock-faced man didn't know was that in everyone's hearts, although the pock-faced man peed his pants and stink, they were happy.
After all, if they didn't help the pock-faced man, the people who just got up were afraid that the pock-faced man would order themselves and others to beat the girl again.
After the fight just now, even a fool probably knows that the girl is not easy to mess with, and he is simply looking for death when he waits for someone to go up.
No matter how dirty and smelly things are, I'm afraid it's better than looking for death.
Everyone raised the pock-faced man and looked at Mei Niang with a look of fear, but they didn't dare to move.
Seeing their appearance, Mei Niang waved her hand and said, "Why don't you get out of here?!" ”
Hearing Mei Niang's scolding, everyone seemed to be pardoned, and hurriedly ran out of the crowd with the pock-faced man's fart.
Seeing that the main owner was gone, everyone gradually lost interest, and the crowd circle that was originally surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside was only a few people at this time, asking what was going on here, obviously the group of people who were in the outer circle of the crowd before and didn't know what was going on inside.
Seeing that everyone gradually dispersed, only Liu Xie and Mei Niang were left, but at this time, it was Liu Xie who spoke first: "Thank you Mei Niang for saving your life!" ”
As he spoke, Liu Xie gave a deep salute to Mei Niang.
Seeing Liu Xie's appearance, Mei Niang also said with a straight face: "Although the son has no martial arts, he can stand up at a critical moment, which makes Mei Niang really admire." ”
Hearing what Mei Niang said, Liu Xie smiled bitterly, he is actually nothing at all, where can he dare to be called admirable.
But at the same time, Liu Xie was secretly glad in his heart that he had nothing wrong with his actions.
Originally, Liu Xie just wanted to soak a girl for the first time after coming to this world, but who knew that this girl turned out to be a King Kong Lori, especially when she remembered the way Fang Mei Niang cleaned up the group of people, Liu Xie is still careful that his liver is still "poof" and "poof".
At this time, Mei Niang looked at her long hair, then looked at her clothes, and couldn't help frowning: "Alas... Forget it, the slave family should go back with you. ”
"Hey... Where are you pulling me? Liu Xie didn't say a word, but he was dragged by Mei Niang and dragged forward, staggering along the way.
"Of course, it's to buy clothes for the slave family!" Hearing Liu Xie howling as he walked, Mei Niang glanced at Liu Xie and said.
"Buy clothes, buy clothes, why are you dragging me like this?" Hearing Mei Niang's answer, Liu Xie couldn't help but be speechless.
"Of course it's paid!" Mei Niang looked at Liu Xie like an idiot.
Liu Xie wanted to struggle, but he didn't dare to struggle hard, for fear of annoying him.
Mei Niang left a deep impression in Liu Xie's heart at the moment, that is, don't look at the appearance of being as beautiful as a fairy, but there is a King Kong Lori in her heart, and she doesn't know when the seal will be unlocked, just like Fang Cai's pockmarked face.
Under the influence of the power of pockmarked face's "role model", Liu Xie behaved like a child along the way.
"Does this dress look good?"
"Good looking, good looking....."
......
"This is so fragrant, is it delicious?"
"Delicious and delicious....."
"How do you know you didn't eat again?"
“......”
"Wow, look at this pair of little potters, so cute!" At this time, Mei Niang's eyes were attracted by a group of pottery dolls in front of a potter's stall on the side of the road.
"Yes, cute, cute." Hearing what Mei Niang said, Liu Xie was still turning on his "repeater" mode.
"Do you think this little boy looks like you?" Mei Niang took the little potter from the stall owner's hand, gently put it in her hand, and said to Liu Xie as if showing off a baby.
"Uh.... I? Hearing what Mei Niang said, Liu Xie was stunned, looking at the little potter in Mei Niang's hand, but he didn't know where he was like himself.
Liu Xie is not wrong, compared with the sketches or sculptures of later generations, this little pottery figure is not on the same level at all.
However, when Liu Xie faced Mei Niang's innocent eyes, the original negative statement seemed to be stuck in the shell, and he couldn't say it at all.
"Like!" After a long time, Liu Xie finally affirmed with a sincere face.
"Yay! The slave family said, it's too much like you, it's like a mold carved out, you see how cute he is. Mei Niang fiddled with the pottery in her hand, where is there still the appearance of King Kong Barbie, she is completely an innocent little girl.
"It's cute." Liu Xie took the female baby from the stall owner at this time, and the little potter said carefully.
Who knows, after Liu Xie finished speaking, a touch of crimson suddenly appeared on Mei Niang's face.