Lu Li secretly hid at the door of the canteen and watched the little servant put the food box on the table.

The little guy opened the food box, and brought one dish at a time to the table,

Zheng Guqing was holding a bowl of rice, and Zhao Qianli next to him was really greedy, and rubbed a few mouthfuls with chopsticks.

Lu Li counted, the first dish was a dish of Dongpo meat, there were eight pieces in total, Zhao Qianli ate four pieces, and Zheng Guqing only ate two pieces.

Even if it's two, it's enough for them.

When they had finished eating, the servant went back with the food box, and the two of them stayed in the dining hall for a while, ready to get up and go back to the dormitory.

Lu Li estimated that the time should be almost effective,

Her poison powder is amazing, after eating it, she can't find that she is poisoned, even if she asks a doctor to test for poison, the doctor can't find the poison in the plate at all, and can only diagnose and treat a weak spleen and stomach.

She definitely let Zhao Qianli know that she did it, but she couldn't catch any of her handles.

In the future, they still need to stay in Taixue for a year and a half, and for more than a year, she will definitely make him want to live and die.

Let's see if she exhausts all her tricks first, or if he can't resist begging for mercy first.

Sure enough, the two of them just walked out of the dining hall, only to feel a cramping pain in their abdomen, and then a rumbling sound in their abdomen, and then a stinky fart, they couldn't hold it back, and even they couldn't control it and brought out something else.

The two of them held their stomachs in one hand and their buttocks in the other, and hurriedly ran back to the dormitory.

"It's late, it's late." Lu Li held a folding fan in his hand, smiled a little meaningfully, unfolded the folding fan and fanned it, there was also some distance from the dining hall to the dormitory, and they would definitely not be able to go back.

The show is about to begin.

Zhao Qianli and Zheng Guqing returned to the dormitory in embarrassment, and before they could find the latrine, they were already in a hurry.

The two of them looked startled, their faces turned pale, and they froze in place even if they were holding their legs.

The two of them glanced at each other, already understanding what each other meant, and slowly moved towards the dormitory.

"What does it smell like this? Who's eating? ”

There were many people in the dormitory compound who frowned and covered their noses, and the two of them didn't care much, so they hurriedly ran into the dormitory and closed the door.

They changed their shirts, and the whole lower half of their pants was covered with tawny filth, and the whole dormitory was stinking.

"Let's go get a basin and wash it!"

Zhao Qianli only felt that he couldn't live happily, if this was seen by others, he really didn't want to live.

"How can we go out to fetch water like this!"

The well for drawing water was right in front of their dormitory, and they had to run outside to get the water.

But the two of them couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground at the moment to hide in, where did they have the courage to run out and fetch water.

Finally, when the night was getting deeper and everyone had stopped, the two of them walked into the yard naked like thieves, fetched well water to clean it, and soaked their clothes in the basin.

The entire man's dormitory was filled with an unpleasant stench, and the two of them struggled to wash the filth behind them.

Suddenly, a gong sounded.

"Let's go out of the water!!"

This shout not only frightened Zhao Qianli and Zheng Guqing, but also the people in the entire man's dormitory were also frightened and ran out.

In the bright moonlight, two naked figures stood in the courtyard, and what flowed from under their legs was a yellow-brown filthy liquid, and the whole courtyard was full of foul smell.

"Zhao Qianli, Zheng Guqing, did you two fall into the toilet?"

A group of people hurriedly covered their mouths and noses, looking disgusted.

"In my opinion, I'm afraid I didn't fall into the toilet, but pulled my pants hahaha......"

A group of people laughed, Zhao Qianli and Zheng Guqing only felt ashamed and angry, and they wanted to run back to the dormitory.

"You two don't run, hurry up and clean up, if there is such a filth in the yard when you get up tomorrow morning, don't blame us for passing this on to you."

The group laughed, covered their noses with disgust, and walked into their respective dormitories, leaving only Zhao Qianli and Zheng Guqing in the courtyard.

The two of them were blue and black, and they only felt that their lives were dark.

It's completely over, and now they will never turn over.

Zhao Qianli only felt that he wanted to die headlong, he had never been looked at with this kind of gaze since he was a child, he only felt that everyone's eyes were like a sharp sword, poking straight into his heart.

His life is over, this kind of absurdity, this group of people will remember it for a lifetime.

At this time, in the dormitory, Duan Lang was holding his stomach and falling on the bed laughing.

"Is it that funny?" Bai Lingyu looked at Duan Lang puzzled and frowned slightly.

He only felt a little disgusted, especially when he smelled it.

"Can't you see it, this must be Lu Li's handiwork." Duan Lang said, his face flushed with laughter, and he almost lost his breath, "Only she can come up with such a ruthless move, and it makes Zhao Qianli feel confused, and he really thinks that something is wrong with him." ”

"How can you be sure that Lu Li is the handiwork?" Bai Lingyu asked.

"Didn't you hear a woman's voice shouting? Although she deliberately spoke in a thick voice and sounded like a man, she could still make out if she listened closely. Duan Lang still couldn't stand up with a smile, "Which female son-in-law in Taixue has such a third-rate trick?" She's the only one. ”

What's more, what kind of laxative can make two people unable to control themselves and pull a trouser pocket, it should not be a laxative, but a powerful intestinal cleansing powder.

The heart cleansing rice powder should have been developed by the old man some time ago, and others don't know it.

Bai Lingyu suddenly remembered that they were resting just now, and suddenly the sound of "walking water" bent his lips inexplicably.

It's funny.

In the night, Lu Li, who had been lying on the roof to watch the play, held back his laughter, pinched his nose, carefully jumped off the roof, and sneaked back to the women's dormitory.

Lu Li jumped into the courtyard, pushed open the dormitory door and entered, turned around and closed the door gently.

"Ah Li, where have you been?" With a hazy sound, Emata almost didn't scare Lu Li's soul away.

"It's nothing, I went to do something interesting," Lu Li smiled faintly.

"What's so interesting? Can you tell me? Ematamata sat up curiously and asked.

"You'll find out tomorrow." Lu Li smiled again, this smile, he couldn't hold back his stomach lying on the bed, and his stomach hurt from laughing, "It's a pity that you didn't see that scene just now, it's so interesting." ”

"Ah Li, the next time you do something interesting like this, take me with you." Ematamata pleaded with a pleading face, and it was very lonely for people to be alone in the dormitory.

"This ...... Are you good at climbing walls and walking walls? ”

Lu Li asked about the knowledge blind spot of Emamata.