Chapter 246: Lu Bu's embarrassment
Guo Yan's eyes fixed on the naked female corpse on the bed behind Dong Zhuo, his mind was full of thoughts, and his heart was amazed.
Dong Zhuo didn't know what Guo Yan was pondering in his mind at the moment,
If he knew, he would have cut Guo Yan into a thousand slices and eat them.
Old thief Dong was also a little crooked at the moment.
He followed Guo Yan's gaze and turned his head to look at the naked corpse, coughed heavily, and said, "I can't see it, Guo Duo, you are actually okay with this mouthful...... Perhaps, if you like it, you can find a sack to carry home and play with it in a while, but you need to remember that this thing will mean it for a day or two, or after a long time, the corpse will be poisonous when it smells. β
Guo Yan suddenly came back to his senses when he heard this, his eyes widened, and he looked at Dong Zhuo in disbelief.
What is this!?
"Sangkook misunderstood! Weekend...... Weekend...... I don't mean that. β
"Oops~~! What are you polite to the old man! β
Dong Zhuo waved his hand, blocked Guo Yan's words, and said boldly: "Young man, I like some new and quirky exciting gameplay, the old man is a person who has come over, and he can understand it!" After all, the old man was also young, and besides, where did you just go, when the old man was young, not to mention dead women, dead men didn't let go of ......"
Guo Yan trembled with fright when he heard this, and quickly lowered his head, and moved back two steps without a trace, trying to stay away from Dong Zhuo.
Do you know the secrets of Xiangguo today? He won't kill people after he reacts, right?
And Xiangguo's preferences and tastes are too heavy...... Will he be nervous in a while, and then he will take a fancy to me, right?
If so...... Should Guo follow or not?
Guo Yan himself was nervous over there, but Dong Zhuo had already arranged it for him.
"Someone's coming!"
"In!"
Outside the door, two tall and sturdy guards of the Xiliang Army walked in.
Dong Zhuo raised his hand and pointed to the female corpse on the bed, and instructed the two Xiliang soldiers: "Clean up, go back and pack it and send it to General Guo's mansion!" β
"No!"
Seeing this, Guo Yan wanted to cry without tears.
This is good, as soon as I entered the door, I didn't wait for the chatter, so I first gave the family a female corpse, and I was unlucky! - And this is still an old concubine in Chang'an Palace, how to explain it when she turns around and lets her mother-in-law and old lady see it? Could it be that it is going to be stewed and eaten?
But this corpse can't be left unwanted.
brushed off the good intentions of Xiangguo, and it is likely that he will be stewed when he turns back.
Watching the two guards of the Xiliang Army carry the corpse away, Guo Yan sighed secretly, straightened the color, took out a list from his arms, and presented it to Dong Zhuodao: "Xiangguo, this is a list of curiosities that the last general recently excavated the mausoleum near Chang'an City and obtained the tomb, and specially brought it to Xiangguo to see. β
Dong Zhuo didn't stretch out his hand to take it, but waved his hand happily, and said: "Don't look at it, it's not a big deal, you arrange it on behalf of the old man, half of it will be sent to Yiwu, and half of it will be separated between you and Li Dao, Zhang Ji, Fan Chou, and the generals and colonels in our Xiliang Army." β
Guo Yan was overjoyed when he heard this, and thanked Dong Zhuo with a smile.
Dong Zhuo looked a little tired, tilted his huge body, leaned on the bed that still smelled of blood, half-narrowed his eyes, and suddenly seemed to remember something, adding: "There are also Lu Bu and the generals and colonels of the Bingzhou Army, but they can't be treated badly, understand?" β¦β¦ Give them a portion, too. β
When Guo Yan heard this, his face became a little stiff.
Although he was very dissatisfied with the matter of giving a piece of property to the Bingzhou army, this was Dong Zhuo's order after all, and Guo Yan did not dare to disobey it, so he could only respond in a low voice.
But after thinking about it, the thoughts in Guo Yan's heart are alive again!
Xiangguo only said that he would give a share to the Bingzhou army, but he did not say how much he would give to the Bingzhou army.
Hehe, since Xiangguo didn't make it clear how to divide it, then Guo can't be blamed for this matter.
Dong Zhuo squinted his eyes, seemingly snoring, but in fact, he had already seen all of Guo Yan's expressions in his eyes.
The corners of Dong Zhuo's mouth unconsciously hung up with a smile.
"Old man, recently, somehow, his body is really unspeakably uncomfortable......" Dong Zhuo suddenly changed the conversation and pulled the topic to his body again: "As soon as this person is over sixty, he feels that he is far less solid than in the past...... Alas, thinking about the old man, what a hero he was invincible, whether it was on the battlefield or on the bed, he was almost invincible in the world...... What kind of woman does the old husband not obey! But now even a concubine in the old palace can't get her, alas, is the old man really not good? β
When Guo Yan heard this, he suddenly realized what was going on with the dead woman just now.
It didn't turn out to be a dead person...... It's because she can't die, so he changed hands and killed her.
Looking at Dong Zhuo's very sad look, Guo Yan's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said to Dong Zhuo: "Xiangguo, Guo was recently in Chang'an City, I heard that a pharmacy in Chang'an City seems to be selling a miracle medicine brought from Dongzhou, the price is extremely expensive, but the effect is surprisingly good, many famous children in Chang'an, official eunuchs, are quite obsessed with this medicine, Xiangguo may as well give it a try?" β
Dong Zhuo frowned and said, "Miracle medicine? What's the matter? β
Guo Yan hurriedly said: "It is said that it can prolong life and strengthen the body...... The last general also heard that many of the official eunuchs in the Chang'an Shi clan, after eating this medicine, all said that the effect is excellent, not only is it vibrant, refreshed, and after taking the medicine, it will be cheerful, and the physical strength will become stronger, and some people even say that after taking this medicine, there can still be an illusory blur, and the feeling of feathering and ascending to immortals, but I don't know if it is true or not. β
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he hurriedly got up straight from the bed, stared at Guo Yan with wide eyes, and said eagerly: "Are you serious?" Is there such a magical treasure? Can eating it make people feel like immortals? β
Guo Yan said cautiously: "What is the specific effect, the last general has not taken it, but I don't know, but in Chang'an City, there are indeed many big families who are extremely obsessed with this thing...... If Xiangguo is willing, the last general might as well go find those scholars who have taken this medicine and find out, how about it? β
Dong Zhuo didn't seem to be aggrieved at the moment, he turned over from the bed, and went down to the ground to measure his steps back and forth, with a look of excitement on his face.
"Okay, first send someone to investigate, remember to act in secret, and let no one know, if this is true, then ...... Then the owner of the pharmacy will be brought directly to the old man in Xiangguo's mansion! This matter must not be known to others, especially Li Ru, do you know? β
Guo Yan hurriedly bowed and said, "Xiangguo rest assured!" It's all on the general! β
In the potter's conception, he knew that once Wushisan flowed into Chang'an and was touted by the children of the scholar clan, Dong Zhuo's heart would definitely try!
Because Dong Zhuo is a fun player himself. A sixty-year-old person is still indulging his desires and does not know how to restrain himself, which shows that his nature is joyful and lustful, and he is eager to try all kinds of stimulation, and such a person has a much greater desire for new things than ordinary people.
Moreover, Dong Zhuo is old, as long as the members of the school government continue to spread and exaggerate the efficacy and magic of Wushisan in Chang'an City, especially once sensitive words like "become immortal" spread, it is impossible not to attract Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo now has the supreme power in the world, once a person has the highest power and status, in the case of no shortage of money and beauty, what is the thing he desires most?
Be a fairy!
The most typical example is Qin Shi Huang.
Although the current Dong Zhuo does not have the same merits as Qin Shi Huang, he sits in Guanzhong, holds the Son of Heaven, and dominates the world, such an achievement, looking at the current Han Dynasty, there is really no one who can compare.
Therefore, this Wushi San, which is named "immortal medicine", as long as it does enough in terms of publicity, the potter believes that it is impossible for Dong Zhuo not to eat it.
And with Dong Zhuo's physical condition of being arrogant and lascivious, and overdrawn all year round, if he took Wushi San......
What will happen to the potters is not guaranteed.
Of course, in the potter's expectation, it is best to eat Dong Lao Thief directly to death.
But the world is not all in the hands of the potter, and sometimes, things may develop more seriously than the potter imagined!
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Chang'an City, LΓΌ Bu Mansion.
Lu Bu looked at the gift list in his hand with a gloomy face, his left hand was clenched into a fist tightly, and his bones and joints were clenched by himself.
"Guo Bianpifu, treat me and the state army as beggars who ask for food."
Lu Bu threw the gift slip directly to the ground in front of the table.
Although his words were still cold and calm, the anger in his starry eyes seemed to set fire to the entire house of the General's Mansion.
Under Lu Bu, there were Wei Xu, Song Xian, Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, Hao Meng and other several of his closest generals.
Among the generals, Wei Xu has an in-law relationship with Lu Bu, and he is also Lu Bu's most trusted person, he stood up, picked up the gift list that Lu Bu threw out, looked at it carefully for a while, and then said: "Wen Hou, do you want to clarify this matter with Xiang Guo?" (Historically, LΓΌ Bu was the Marquis of Wen after getting rid of Dong Zhuo, and Wang Yun led the fief, but in this book, it is already mentioned in chapter 149 that Dong Zhuo gave him the marquis, and the fief is still Wen County.) οΌ
Lu Bu glanced at Wei Xu lightly and said, "Report? What's the use of the report? β
Wei Xu was a little anxious: "Half of the treasures in Chang'an Jinling were sent to Yiwu by Xiangguo, and forty percent were occupied by the Liangzhou army, but our Hezhou army only accounted for one percent, and they were also Xiangguo's subordinates, why did they treat us so poorly?" β
Hao Meng said on the side: "Could it be that Xiangguo has missed something?" β
Lu Bu sighed and said, "It's not that Xiangguo is negligent, I'm afraid he did it on purpose." β
Wei Xu was about to speak, but he heard Zhang Liao suddenly say: "Although our Bingzhou army is nominally under the rule of Xiangguo, when it comes to intimacy, after all, the Xiliang Army is the old department of Xiangguo's cronies, and most of the soldiers of the Bingzhou Army still only recognize Wenhou, not Xiangguo, Xiangguo originally recognized Wenhou as his righteous son, and in the end, it was just to encircle Wenhou, because he knew that encircling Wenhou alone was equivalent to encircling the entire Bingzhou army. β
Lu Bu closed his eyes and muttered for a long time before he said: "What Wen Yuan said is right, in fact, after obeying Xiangguo, I will know that Xiangguo's true intention to take me as my righteous son is to merge with the state army...... To put it mildly, in fact, under Dong Zhuo's command, General Ben seems to be infinitely beautiful in the eyes of outsiders, but in fact he is walking on thin ice. β
When the generals heard this, they all fell silent.
They all understood the hidden meaning of Lu Bu's words.
As the leader of the Bingzhou Army, Dong Zhuo had to reuse him in order to dominate the powerful force of the Bingzhou Army, and he also had to guard against and balance Lu Bu everywhere.
Because after all, the loyal person of the Bingzhou Army is Lu Bu, and Lu Bu's prestige in the Bingzhou Army is far better than Dong Zhuo.
This is actually something that Dong Zhuo doesn't want to see, but he has no choice for the time being.
And Dong Zhuo is also a balancing old Jianghu, he is both a marquis and a righteous son to Lu Bu, on the surface, it seems that there is infinite favor, but in fact, Lu Bu has been jealous and hated by the generals of the old school of the Xiliang Army because of his favor.
And this time to divide the spoils and treasures, the Xiliang army accounted for forty percent and the state army accounted for one layer, and the fundamental reason for this is also this.
And Dong Zhuo deliberately indulged in doing so, also in order to isolate the state army and push Lu Bu to the opposite side of the generals of Liangzhou.
The more discordant the two soldiers and horses, the more he Dong Zhuo mediates, the higher his prestige.