Chapter 21: True Father's Transformation Technique
Cheng Hong came to the big tent, lifted the curtain and entered, only to see Li Ji with a cold face, Cheng Biting Jin's eyes shot at him, and Cheng Hong's heart was furious. When Cheng Hong saw this posture, he seemed to be going to pass the hall!
What did this find? No, I can't! I'm not Li Ji's son-in-law, and besides, there's no war here. So he hugged his fists and said: "The last general Cheng Hong is late, I don't know what the general has summoned him?"
Cheng Yanjin wanted to say something but was pulled by Li Ji, Li Ji cleared his throat and asked, "Cheng Hong, who is your master's surname Ming?" What year was born? Why did you die? Think about it and say it, say the wrong sentence and push it out! ”
Cheng Yanjin was about to say something, but was stopped by Li Ji again. Cheng Hong was stunned when he heard it, what does this old lamp mean? Want to cut me? Communiqué personal vendetta? Brain teasers, what's this stuff made up? What was the name of the era before Daye?
Oh, yes! Yang Jian, Kaihuang! Yang Jian has been the emperor for twenty years! The master is older than me...... "Smack!" ”
Li Ji slapped the table: "Say!" What do you total? ”
Cheng Hong's fork and fork passed, and he went out, and you were also checked by Lei Split Modern if you have the ability: "General Li, the family teacher's surname is Pei Mingyan Yuanwu, born on the eighth day of the fourth month of the third year of the emperor, a person from Hedong County, died four years ago due to a recurrence of an old injury on the way back
(I'm sorry master, if you don't say I'll die, I'll die),
I heard from the master that he hurt his lungs when he came out in the early years, and I heard that it was smoked
(Smokers get tracheitis)
Therefore, you can't lift heavy objects, you can't stand the smoke and dust, and catch up with the dusty fashion of the desert barren mountains all the way back. ”
Speaking of Cheng Hong, I remembered the grievances of these days and felt sad from my heart~ Why is my life so bitter!
Li Ji glanced at Cheng Yanjin: Did you see it? On the eighth day of the fourth month of the third year of the emperor's reign, it's right! Hedong County, yes!
A fire in Luoyang covered up all traces, and it was not impossible because the fireworks injured the lungs, so the fire was a way to get out, but I don't know why I ran so far.
So he slapped the table again: "I want my children to behave!" How old are you this year? After thinking about it, I will kill you if I say the wrong thing! ”
Chop again! Cheng Hong: "Eighteen!" "How old?" Cheng Hong's heart is weak: "Eighteen!" Li Ji slapped the table again: "How big is it?"
Cheng Hong's voice immediately dropped an octave: "Eighteen." "Good! Then let me ask you again, what is your last name? ”
"Cheng!"
"What's it called?"
"Cheng Hong!"
"Master?"
"Pei Yuanwu!"
"What's your last name?"
"Cheng!"
"What's your master's last name?"
"Pei!"
"What's your last name?"
"Cheng!"
"You aunt!"
"Pei!"
"Pei?" Li Ji laughed, and Cheng Hong was completely confused by a quick question and answer, and he seemed to blurt out something wrong just now?
Li Ji looked at Cheng Hong, who was in a daze, and scolded with a smile: "What a treacherous little ghost, I'm afraid that I won't be able to divide the field from sixteen and insist on eighteen, and you won't look at your face, the little fart doll with the yellow mouth is still eighteen?" Next time, I can't beat you to death by lying! ”
turned around and arched his hand to Cheng Biting Jin: "Congratulations to Zhijie, father and son members!"
Cheng Hong was completely stunned! Eighteen has become sixteen? That is, the land is gone? Sixteen is half a ding, this time you don't have to worry about not being able to afford to plant land, because you don't have it at all!
Now it's a widow who has died and an only child~ There is no hope at all! Cheng Yanjin looked at Cheng Hong, and his eyes were red, "Wow! ”
As soon as his throat pounced, he hugged Cheng Hong and started crying, Cheng Hong was completely confused, and he didn't know where to put his hands, and looked at Li Ji for help: "What's the situation?"
Li Ji raised his hand: "Zhijie don't cry, beware of frightening the child, and explain the matter clearly to the child."
Cheng Yanjin wiped his tears, snot and choked and said, "Yes! Right! As he spoke, he ripped off his collar, and there was also a red Cheng character.
Cheng Yanjin said: "Look, this is the mark of our old Cheng family, I invented it, I Lao Cheng, who was in turmoil at that time, joked that my old Cheng was suave and suave in the future, and there will be a group of wives and concubines, many sons and grandchildren, if I lose it in the future, I will not be able to make a mark."
Your aunt said that then stab a Cheng word on the neck, stab you first, and then wait for the child to give birth to a stab You love to drink so much, there will be children and grandchildren in the future who are also drunkards, and when you drink and raise your head to see that there is a Cheng word, it is your cub!
It's Aya who hurt you, Aya let your mother's uncle's family leave later, who wanted to be stumped by Wang Shichong's tricks, only one of the dozens of members of the family escaped, a fire burned Pei's mansion to the ground, God has eyes to let you and your uncle get away and let our father and son reunite.
Let me Lao Cheng see the tattoo on your neck! Also, you have a birthmark on your left armpit! ”
Talking about picking up Cheng Hong's helmet, he saw that a red Cheng character was not there, so he picked up Cheng Hong's clothes to see the birthmark, Cheng Hong is dizzy now, Cheng Zi has it, the master said that this is his father's tattoo, and he will be punished for practicing martial arts whenever he asks.
Later, I didn't ask, no one ever told me about the birthmark in my armpit? How did Cheng Yanjin know? Am I really his son? Impossible! How can he be his son after the year before?
Who lost their son thousands of years away? But how can it be so coincidental? There is no such coincidence in the world! Who the hell am I? At this time, Cheng Yanjin had already seen the birthmark.
Then there was another burst of crying: "Aye, I'm sorry for you! I'm sorry for your aunt's family! ”
Crying and crying, he suddenly found out that something was wrong, why didn't Cheng Hong squeak? Looking up, Cheng Hong's eyes were full of confusion.
Cheng Hong's head was about to explode now, and he shook his head in a daze, muttering: "It's not right!" That's not right! That's! ”
He shook his head again and pointed at Cheng Yanjin in an uncertain tone: "You? Is it my own father? Am I your own son? ”
How could it be, what a coincidence. Who believes this coincidence! Then if he is really Cheng Biting Jindiu's own son, then how did he lose it after the year before last?
And he has a master, and the master is called Pei Yuanwu. So he said: "Then my master's name is Pei Yuanwu!"
Cheng Yanjin said again: "What master, that's your maternal uncle, not called Pei Yuanwu, called Pei Xingyan, who was known as the enemy of ten thousand people back then, and used it to take those two bright silver hammers, you take a look, there must be his mark."
Cheng Hong hugged his head and brushed his thoughts: "It's messy!" It's messy! My name is Cheng Hong, the master is Pei Xingyan, and the master took me ......"
I am really Cheng Hong, if there is no coincidence, I am really Cheng Biting Jin's son, if the master is really Pei Xingyan, then it is really fantastical, get rid of all the impossible only one is possible even if it is ridiculous, Cheng Hong came up with a big answer for me.
I really, Pei Xingyan may be really, my own father called Cheng Biting Jin in the Tang Dynasty, I really came from the year before last, I was really struck by lightning, if these are true~ Then there is really a return ticket for the crossing.
It's just that I caught up with the master and didn't catch up, that is to say, my master took me to wear it to modern times, and then I wore it back again, it's too!
Could it be that the time and space repaired the loophole and found that he was not a modern person, so he returned himself to the Tang Dynasty? What kind of mess is this, Cheng Hong is holding his head and shaking, Cheng Biting Jin also found out that something is wrong, why does this seem to be crazy?
So he shook Cheng Hong and patted Cheng Hong's face again: "Da Lang, Da Lang!" Don't scare Aye! What happened to you? ”
He shouted outside, "Quick! Get all the healers! Cheng Hong only felt that the world was spinning at this time, and there was a panic in his ears, and he fainted to the ground......