Chapter 0088: Han Lan wants to be whitewashed
Han Lan was very excited now, holding her mobile phone to shoot a video on the side, and explained it in style.
"Good! Now we see that the free man swung his iron fist of freedom at Brother Li! bang! Wow, this punch looks like it hit a stone slab! Come, let me take a picture from a different angle to show you, Brother Li's eight-pack abs are very hard! ”
"Brother Li fights back! Look, Brother Li fights back! bang! OMG! The man who symbolizes freedom, Joseph, are you okay? ”
Joseph was not angry when he heard Han Lan yelling and screaming next to him, but felt that it was more atmospheric, and it would be better if there were a few more female audiences.
As for the free man, Joseph was very satisfied with the title.
That's right, I'm a free man from a land of freedom - Joseph!
"Ahh
“OMG! Look! These muscles are as strong as a bear! Joseph once again swung his free iron fist at Brother Li, and this punch smashed past Brother Li's chest! Brother Li should stay out of the way? Brother Li didn't dodge! bang! Did you hear that? This punch smashed firmly into Brother Li's chest! But you see, Brother Li didn't move, standing there like a big mountain! ”
“bang!”
"Brother Li fought back! Very beautiful punch, but blocked by Joseph with an iron arm! Joseph's face was not very good-looking, and his iron arm seemed to be bruised! Free man Joseph, are you okay? ”
"Ahh
"Joseph is roaring! He crashed into Brother Li like a bison! For freedom, go Joseph! ”
"Brother Li, get out of the way! OH,NO! Brother Li didn't dodge! Brother Li bumped into him! ”
"Brute Bull Collision!"
"Bang-"
"Oh my God! Joseph didn't beat Brother Lee! Joseph took two steps back, and Brother Li pounced! Brother Li strangled Joseph's neck with his arm! Brother Li entangled Joseph like a python! The two of them fell to the ground together! ”
"Joseph is struggling! Joseph broke Brother Li's arm! Joseph unleashed a counter-joint grapple! Joseph was stunned by Brother Li's elbow! ”
"Brother Li pounced again! See their muscles as tight as steel? This is a macho man! ”
"Ahh FK! I throw in the towel! Throw in the towel! ”
Joseph was pressed to the ground again by Lee Myung-bak and his little finger was broken, and his other hand hit the floor in pain, and finally couldn't help but shout and admit defeat.
Lee Myung-bak didn't hold on to him, he still remembered Han Lan's explanation in his heart, and when he saw that he admitted defeat, he also let him go.
Joseph moved his little finger, then hugged his fist at Lee Myung-bak and said, "Huaguo Kung Fu is very powerful!" ”
"Take!" Lee Myung-bak returned the salute with a fist, and then returned to Han Lan's back.
In fact, he didn't dare to use any kung fu just now, it was just a collision of powers, and in the end, he couldn't help it, so he used some small skills.
"Hey, Joseph, can I send the video of your fight to my fight?" Han Lan smiled and walked over to inquire.
"Fighters?"
"A short video app in Huaguo, I want to share it with my fans, they will definitely like this wonderful competition very much!"
Although he lost the fight, Joseph nodded happily: "Yes, no problem!" By the way, Han Lan, can you send me a copy of the video you took? I also want to send it to YouTube so that more people know about Huaguo Kung Fu. ”
"Huh?" Han Lan was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that in this world, Huaguo Kung Fu has not been internationally famous, and foreigners' perception of Huaguo is still in the ancient Oriental country and some negative cognitions.
"Yes, but you can indicate it in the video, this is not the real Chinese kung fu, just some superficial fists and kicks."
"Isn't this the real Chinese kung fu?" Joseph exclaimed.
"Well, I will have the opportunity to show you the real Chinese kung fu in the future, it is much more powerful than this."
“OMG! Thank you Han Lan, you must take me to see the real Huaguo Kung Fu! Joseph subconsciously glanced at Lee Myung-bak, thinking to himself if he was really going to be as strong as a giant after practicing Chinese kung fu?
In Joseph's mind, strong and strong are the same thing.
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Back at the hotel, Han Lan sent the video to Joseph and uploaded the video to his fighter account, adding: "I watched a macho fight today!" Alas, it's really not something that I can compare with the little fresh meat. ”
Look, isn't it rough for these two buddies to fight? In comparison, I split bricks and kicked the chair or something, it was like pediatrics!
Oh roar, Lao Tzu is finally going to be whitewashed!
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It is more troublesome to log in to the domestic platform abroad, and with the slow network speed here, the video was transmitted for a long time before it was transmitted back to China.
There was a time difference of more than five hours between Ken and China, and it was already early in the morning when the video was transmitted back to China.
But there is always a group of night owls who respond immediately.
"Little fresh meat? Who? ”
"Tricking corpses in the middle of the night? Looking at the cover, I thought Lao Hei had been kidnapped. ”
"Lao Hei changed careers as a commentator? Mom, my blood boiled in the middle of the night! ”
This figure made the corners of the old lady's mouth shed tears of grief and indignation, why doesn't the old lady have a boyfriend until now! Crying ......"
"To be honest, compared to them, Lao Hei is really a little fresh meat."
"That Brother Li seems to be Lao Hei's bodyguard, right? Who is that foreigner? ”
"Joseph, the villain and assistant action director in "Blade Rescue."
"These two guys fight too hard, right? I heard the sound of the fist hitting the muscles, and the foreigner's arm was bruised! ”
"Is this practicing the fights in the movies? It's so cool to watch, I'm looking forward to this movie. ”
"Where's the old black? Why doesn't Lao Hei go on? Although Lao Hei looks thinner than them, I don't think Lao Hei is weaker than them! After all, Lao Hei can break bricks with his bare hands! ”
"Yes, yes, Lao Hei doesn't know what he grew up eating, looking thin and weak, where does he get so much strength?"
"Do you have any misunderstanding about thinness? Lao Hei just wears loose clothes that block his muscles, so he takes off his clothes and also has six-pack abs! It's just not as exaggerated as the two cows in the video. ”
"Stinky brother has learned badly, how can he mock others for being weak in such a weird way?"
"On the first day of my stinky brother's absence, I missed him ......"
"I understand what Lao Hei means! It's called an indirect flex of muscle! Brethren of the Black Legend, act! Although Lao Hei is not in the country, the legend about him cannot disappear! ”
Then, a video of a new liver coming out was hung on the 233 network.
At the beginning of the video, Han Lan shared the video of the battle between the macho men, with the text "You think this is power? Check it out......"
Later, the video of Han Lan splitting bricks and kicking the chair was directly connected, and then various gorgeous special effects were added.
"Don't look at me as just a little fresh meat, my strength is beyond your imagination!"
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