Chapter 148: My name is Fan Tong

(Tip: This chapter is a bit heavy, Xiaosheng feels a little disgusting to write, and it looks like it may cause discomfort, be careful!) )

In order to deal with Ge Shu, Fan Tong definitely put a lot of thought into it.

Before he came to the backyard of the yamen, Situ Jingping pinched his nose, and the smell in the air was really touching.

On the side of a wall in the backyard, two guys were holding on to the wall, spitting up.

There were two guys who were supposed to have vomited, with blue faces and white lips, and they helped each other out of the backyard.

There were also two guys with bulging mouths and tears in their eyes, and they were holding on to the wall with their hands and walking towards the two places where they were spitting, and they were supposed to vomit.

In a corner of the backyard is where the thatched hut of the yamen is located, and in front of the thatched hut there are three horse-drawn carriages with several large barrels on them, which are specially used to pull night incense.

Inside the thatched house, several guys were carrying the night incense from the pit one by one, and the expressions on each guy's face were quite exciting, even better than the big drama in the theater.

Even the night incense woman, who specializes in the technique of night incense, frowned, did she run outside to breathe fresh air.

Situ Zhuan pinched his nose and stood next to the thatched house directing this Shi poetry drama, and the expression on his face gradually distorted.

Although he had practiced the method of retreat, and there were cases that he had to deal with in the past, the excitement of the thatched house in the yamen was indeed better than what he had encountered.

Ouyang Kai stood on the top of the wall with a calm expression, quietly looking at the "Shi Qing uproar" below, not in the slightest affected by the wonderful smell of the thatched house.

Situ Jingping and Guo Wei had already covered their noses and mouths with handkerchiefs, and the two of them looked at Ouyang Kai like monsters,

Not only the two of them, almost everyone present thought that Ouyang Kai was a strange person, including the night fragrance woman,

But Situ Zhuan Zhi knew very well in his heart that Ouyang Kai's breath-closing method had been practiced to the fullest or even the peak.

This method of breathlessness is a relatively basic technique, almost everyone who practices martial arts has to practice, this is a very basic defensive skill, with the continuous improvement of martial arts cultivation, the level of the method of breathlessness will continue to improve, this is the reason why Ouyang Kai can not be affected by the wonderful thatched house in the slightest.

"Oh~哕~"

A few of the men in the thatched hut brought out a bucket of wonderful, and their faces suddenly turned pale, and they didn't pour it into the big bucket on the carriage, and before they could come to the wall, they spit it out as soon as they got out of the door of the hut.

What's more, he fainted directly, if it weren't for Situ Zhizhi's quick eyes, that guy would have fallen into the pit.

"Tsk, this is an old shi, how long has this yamen's thatched house been cleaned!"

The night lady pinched her nose and looked at the wonderful things that the guys had just brought out of the hut, and recognized at a glance that it was something very old.

Then everyone looked at Fan Tong who was caught with strange eyes, thinking that this guy wouldn't have any special emotional love for the liquid phase!

"I said, why don't you call it a rice bucket, change the name to a dung bucket!"

Situ Zhuanzhi walked to Fan Tong and teased him, he had to leave the door of the thatched house, the smell there was too good, especially after the bucket of old shi was brought up, who could live wow!

In fact, the night incense in the yamen will be cleaned up regularly, as for why the thatched house in the yamen in Zhaozhou is so exciting, this must have a direct relationship with Fan Tong.

Fan Tong was a little embarrassed by Situ Zhuzhi's words, this thatched house in the yamen has indeed not been cleaned for many years, because he thinks that the feng shui of a thatched house is not good, so he dug another thatched house in another place.

"My lord, I found it!"

Finally, after spitting up several waves of people, after cleaning up almost all the excitement in the thatched house, the body of Ge Shu under the thatched pit was finally found.

Situ Jingping and Guo Wei endured the smell of the sky and took a closer look, and had to admire Fan Tong's head.

Boy! Fan Tong threw Ge Shu into the pit, not to mention, he even tied a big stone to Ge Shu with a rope, this is because he is worried that Ge Shu will not be able to eat enough below!

"Get him out!"

Situ Jingping stepped back and instructed the guy next to him.

"My lord, this ......"

The guys made a mistake now, and they all took two steps back, which was good to clean up the wonderful inside the pit, saying that at least there was a night incense barrel.

But here's a person! The night incense barrel is so big, it's strange to be able to get Ge Shu out, you can't let people climb down and throw him out, this thing smells terrible, let alone stained.

"Go find a hook!"

Situ Jingping also knew the difficulties of the guys, the excitement in the thatched house was really not very easy, thought about it, and told a guy next to him to find a hook.

Soon the fellow came in with a hook and a rope tied to it.

"Dedication, give!"

Situ Jingping handed the hook that the guy brought to Situ Zhuanzhi.

After taking the hook, Situ Zhuanzhi nodded to Situ Jingping, and Situ Jingping said that he was looking for the hook, and he knew Situ Jingping's thoughts at that moment.

I flipped the hook in my hand, and then flicked it in my hand, and the hook hooked to the rope that tied the stone accurately.

Everything seemed to be going so smoothly, Situ Zhuzhi pulled back along the rope, and the kudzu potato was slowly lifted up, and it was about to reach the ground.

But what everyone didn't expect was that the rope on Ge Shu's body with the stone was suddenly loosened,

Ge Shu fell from a height of more than a zhang and smashed on the wonderful under the pit,

Suddenly, the wonderful flowers were smashed open, and the brilliant sticks all over the thatched house, and the guys who didn't have time to dodge at the door of the thatched house were also hit, and some maggots stuck to their clothes.

"Ah~"

A few loud screams sounded from the backyard of the yamen, and then only a few guys were seen running wildly, leaving the backyard, running out of the yamen, and following the street to a section of the Zhaozhou River in Zhaozhou City, jumping into the river.

In front of the thatched house, Situ Jingping frowned, this Ge Shu and the thatched house seem to be a little stubborn, it's difficult!

"Ahh Can't you tie the rope tighter? ”

Just now, it was fortunate that Situ was flashing fast, otherwise he would have won the lottery.

In retrospect, the situation just now should be that the rope tied to Ge Shu's body was not tied firmly, and it was loosened when it was pulled up, which would lead to uncoupling.

"My name is Fan Tong, not a dung bucket."

Inexplicably, he was called a dung bucket by Situ Zhuanzhi, Fan Tong was a little dissatisfied in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it, so he could only correct Situ Zhuanzhi without any momentum, he could see that Situ Zhuanzhi had two brushes.

"The rice bucket and the dung bucket are the same to you."

For Situ Zhuanzhi, calling Fan Tong to cook a bucket and a dung bucket are the same, they are just titles, and besides, he hasn't let anyone clean up the thatched house for so long, not what a dung bucket is.

"You're the same, the rice bucket is for rice, and the dung bucket is for dung, can it be the same?"

Fan Bucket was not convinced by Situ Zhuanzhi, and refuted him, and then realized something, and hurriedly explained,

"No, my name is Fan Tong, not a rice bucket for rice, let alone a dung bucket for dung!"

In a few words, he was distorted by Situ Zhuanzhi, and the guys present laughed.

"Okay, the rice bucket is the rice bucket, the next time you tie the rope, remember to tie the rope more tightly, ah, no, maybe you won't have a next time."

It's hard to say what will happen to Fan Tong this time, in case he is sentenced by Lord Situ to be beheaded or beheaded by the Queen of the Autumn, then Fan Tong's next time to tie the rope will be a matter of the next life.

Fan Tong was speechless, when he tied the stone to Ge Shu last night, it was dark, and the stone was round and not slippery, it was not easy to tie at all, and tying it like this was already the best he could tie.

"Rice bucket, I'll discuss something with you, or you go down and pull him up, and I'll help you plead with Lord Situ, so that he can give you a good time and avoid some flesh and skin suffering, what do you think?"

After a while, Situ Autocracy came over to argue with Fan Tong again.

Without the rope, it was really difficult for him to pull Ge Shu up from the dung pit.

Ge Shu soaked in the wonderful, the rope sleeve was useless in the pit, and everyone was at a loss.

Hearing Situ Zhizhi's bad idea, Fan Tong hurriedly shook his head, the thing in the thatched house made him dizzy, so he didn't want to go down.

"Since you don't want to go down, then why do you sink him into the hut!"

Seeing Fan Tong shaking his head, Situ Dictatorship patted him on the shoulder, making Fan Tong grin in pain.

But the rice bucket still didn't speak, it was because no one wanted to go down the pit that he threw Ge Shu into the pit, but where did he dare to say this.

"Brother Ouyang, do you have a way?"

As the person with the highest martial arts on the scene, the master and apprentice were autocratic, and he felt that Ouyang Kai would have a way to pull Ge Shu out of it.

"Yes!"

Ouyang Kai said with certainty that there are many ways to solve this kind of trivial matter, such as the rope sleeve he is holding in his hand now.

"Well, the noose doesn't seem to be needed, right?"

Situ Zhuanzhi didn't understand what Ouyang Kai meant, and the environment in which Ge Shu was located couldn't put the rope on his body at all.

"That's you."

After speaking, Ouyang Kai jumped off the wall and disappeared.

"Eh, Brother Ouyang, where are you going?"

Seeing Ouyang Kai turned to the other side, Situ Zhuanzhi hurriedly asked, Maokeng is on this side!

"Take it."

After a while, Ouyang Kai came back again, and in addition to the rope sleeve, he also had an extra bamboo pole in his hand.

Throw it casually, and throw the rope sleeve and bamboo pole to Situ Zhuzhi below.

"Ahh I didn't think of this method just now! ”

After getting the rope sleeve and bamboo pole, Situ Zhuanzhi reacted, only the rope sleeve could not be put on Ge Shu to drag Ge Shu out, but with the bamboo pole, the rope sleeve could be put on Ge Shu.

Situ Jingping was also a little surprised, he didn't think of this method just now, it seems that he still thinks too complicated.