Chapter 1: The Mysterious Thunderbolt Mother
This story takes place at one o'clock in the morning of the 20th year of the year 20**, and the invisible community of the town in Changshan City is invisible.
At that time, the sky was pouring rain, lightning and thunder, and every now and then loud noises and dazzling lights stimulated everything on the horizon, and some invisible animals were hiding in the invisible corners and shivering.
In a bedroom in a certain unit and room in an invisible community, there are two young people lying on an iron bunk bed.
The comrade in the lower bunk is called Jin Sandao, and he is a salesman of an advertising company in the town who can't see it.
The comrade on the top bunk is the protagonist of our story, surnamed Zhao Mingyun, and the word Zilong.
You heard it right, this guy's name is Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong.
Doesn't it feel familiar and unfamiliar!!
That's right! Anyone who has watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms knows that Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong are the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, and a legend without stains.
The person is handsome, and the kung fu is repaid.
Seven in and seven out on the Changban slope, killing the group of thugs under Cao Cao who cried and shouted for their mother, and their hearts trembled......
In the end, if it weren't for Mr. Cao's order to capture Zhao Zilong alive, our Zilong hero would probably sleep in Changbanpo with his white horse and silver spear.
You say that such a big hero, who has no complaints, sacrifices his life and forgets to die, but only for Liu Bei's uncompetitive lone seedling Liu Adou, commonly known as Liu Hanbao.
Is there still a heavenly principle? Is there still a royal law?
Wait a minute! Far from it! Excuse me......
It is said that although this comrade lying on the top bunk has the same name and surname as the hero in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is a pity! He is very different from the hero, just like the jackdaw is compared to the phoenix, and the moon is to the stars.
Zilong in the Three Kingdoms is handsome and handsome, and he is full of courage!
But right now, this Zhao Zilong looks very ugly.
How ugly it is! Dead fish face, triangular eyes, inverted ears, forehead like a mouth.
What do you mean by Tengkou? The reader makes up his own mind, which is a general term for the contact point between the house and the ground in the southwest.
It's just that people are ugly, and they can't blame him for their parents.
The question is that he is as timid as a mouse, so small that when a person yells outside the house, he trembles three times in the room.
It is said that timid people have an advantage, that is, they have a good heart and are willing to give.
This is also why Zilong is ugly, but many friends like him.
As it is:
It's okay! There is a sub-dragon. Something? There is a sub-dragon.
The two guys are lying on the bed one after another, each doing their own thing, hehe! Same bed, different dreams.
Suddenly! A dazzling white light flashed outside the window
Immediately after that, there was a loud "click......!
Zilong turned over and said:
"Damn! This thunder and lightning! It's like a god is in the middle of a catastrophe! ”
"Cross, cross, cross!" Jin Sandao on the lower bunk responded, "Don't cross to me." ”
"I'm worried you'll cross me! This kind of ghost weather, you'd better not play with your phone, how good it is to read a book like me. ”
"Good! You've read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms dozens of times, don't you find it boring? ”
"It's better than you holding a time bomb! In this kind of weather, you are not afraid of bombing. ”
"Fry a ......"
Before he could finish speaking, suddenly, a bright light flashed again, like hundreds of cameras collectively turning on their flashing lights in the bedroom.
"Huh! Holy, it's over, it's over! ”
"What's wrong?" Zilong asked
"MMP, my phone has a white screen!"
"Huh?!"
Zilong turned over and looked at the golden three knives in the lower bunk
"Look! If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. ”
"Alright, don't chirp."
"Can you turn it off and restart it?"
After a long time......
"No, no response!"
"Give it to me!"
"Na!" Jin Sandao handed the phone to Zilong.
Zilong took the phone and looked at it, good guy, this phone is so hot that you can fry eggs.
"It's not going to be a short circuit! Either the contact is bad! ”
Zilong took the mobile phone and patted left and right, up and down.
"The style of your mobile phone is wrong, how can this screen look like an old-fashioned TV without a channel, full of snowflakes."
"How do I know!"
Zilong turned over and sat up, took the Romance of the Three Kingdoms pad in front of him, and prepared to turn on the battery of the mobile phone.
Suddenly, another bright light came, this time it was even more exaggerated, like the sun directly into the bedroom, illuminating people's eyes and not opening them.
In the light, I only heard Zilong screaming in terror:
"Mom! What the hell is this......"
Then there was no sound
When the light faded, the scene in the bedroom was really stunning.
The golden three clogs on the lower bunk were lying on the edge of the bed with half a slipper, and his whole body twitched like a sheep, foaming at the mouth......
The Zilong on the top bunk disappeared, and I saw a set of Benming version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms placed on the bed, and Jin Sandao's mobile phone with a white screen seemed to have returned to normal, and a string of text was playing on the screen:
The general trend of the world, divided for a long time, will be divided for a long time, and will be divided for a long time, 194 AD......