Chapter 51: A Bunch of Monsters

Hearing these nonsensical conversations, the four disguised servants immediately looked around, but there was no one around, only the sound of the wind. At this moment, "Ah~! With a scream, a man in black fell out of the air. The four fake servants took a look at it, and suddenly their hearts were cold. The black-clothed man who was thrown out fell to the ground and broke into two knots at his waist, and his intestines, blood, and internal organs instantly flowed from his stomach.

The false servant who had been speaking shouted loudly into the air: "Yours, what are you doing? Hurry up! ”

The group of people, who had been missing from the air, spoke again: "Blind, people told you to show up, why don't you go out?" ”

"Bullshit, you think I'm really blind, I didn't see someone holding a knife in their hands, I'm scared!"

At this time, two eerie voices spoke at the same time: "桀桀~桀桀~!" You want to see us~桀桀~ We'll show up right away. After saying that, two strange people appeared on the roof of the living room, one black and one white, with high pointed hats, and chains and mourning sticks in their hands. After jumping off the roof, the strange man in black shook the chain in his hand and said to the fake servants: "I'm catching you~!" 桀桀~! ”

The fake servants were startled, and then the strange man in white clothes and white hats suddenly appeared behind the fake servants who had been talking just now, "You are here too~!" The false servant suddenly heard a voice behind him and looked back in a panic. Suddenly, the three souls ran two souls, and they ran two steps to their own people before they settled down, and then they angrily scolded loudly in half-baked Chinese: "Eight Grid Tooth Road~!" Where do you work? ”

At this time, the voice in the air sounded again, "Mom, the two bastards of black and white impermanence are too uninteresting, and they appeared to pose at the same time as they said it, but now it's good, these two went out first." ”

"Old drunkard, that is, you came up with such a bad idea after a day of injustice, and now it is so that people can steal the limelight. If I go down, if I don't reach the level of black and white impermanence just now, I'm not done with you~! ”

"Cripple, you stupid, old drunkard who just wants to take advantage, you listen to him? You deserve to be unstyled. At the time, I didn't know that the turtle bastard named me Blind, and I thought you were blinder than me. Hey~! ”

"Two bastards don't talk nonsense, it's time for us to show up. Hahaha~~! Look at my old drunkard~! ”

As soon as the three men in the air finished speaking, one of the fake servants, who had his back to the living room, felt that someone had grabbed his foot. When he looked down, he saw an old man with his hair combed into pigtails, his face flushed, a big rosacea, and a red jacket lying at his feet, holding the wine jug in his hand, taking a sip, and winking at himself. "Yaga~!" The fake servant hurriedly ran to the two servants who were leaning together after the black and white impermanence had just appeared.

The three fake servants leaned their backs together and looked at the strange enemies that appeared on three sides. At this time, they suddenly felt that there was an extra person behind them, and this person also said, "Hey! They all bullied me for being lame, you don't want to be so close, it's very hot, and you will get prickly heat. ”

The three of them turned around at the same time, "Wow~~!" In the midst of the screams, the three false servants jumped away, stood in a row, held their knives in their hands, and trembled at an old beggar on crutches in front of them, not knowing what to do. At this time, I heard a pop behind my back, and something hit my heel.

The three fake servants, who had been frightened, turned around cautiously and saw that the other forgotten fake servants were thrown at the feet of the three of them, but this fake servant was not dead yet, and it seemed that he had only been thrown over gently. Because the last of the false servants had already stood up, nervously turning back and forth with the three of them to look at the strange people who appeared.

Li Yuan and the other four girls were also shocked by the strange scene in front of them, and they all forgot to defend and protect the little prince in the middle. A head came out of Li Yuan and the county lord's side, and looking at the appearance of the old drunkard in the courtyard, a child's voice suddenly came out in this tense atmosphere: "Haha~!" The old man in the middle is so funny, how can he comb his pigtails and wear a little red jacket. Ha ha~~! This child's voice didn't care about the surprise and dissuasion of his sisters, and said to the blind man who appeared at the end: "Haha, why doesn't he have hair on his head, haha~~!" He also tied his beard into braids, haha~ I laughed to death~~! ”

Li Yuan and the county lord hurriedly stretched out a hand to the culprit of the trouble in the house, Li Yuan's face turned pale and apologized to the two weird old men just now: "Two seniors, my little brother doesn't know how to be polite, please don't blame." ”

The old man with a latte crutch seized the opportunity and laughed: "Ha~ha~ha~~~!" Sure enough, the old drunkard is very funny, haha~! Actually wearing a little red jacket. Why didn't I find out? ”

"Damn! Cripple, I like the little red jacket, why are you biting my ass? The old drunkard stood up and twisted his ass twice against the lame man on the latte crutch.

Suddenly, Li Yuan and the other four girls had apricot eyes wide open, and their big mouths could be stuffed with eggs. The blind man hurriedly said, "You two are endless, don't you see four little girls here?" It's true that I'm blind. ”

When the three of them were arguing, the leader of the fake servants finally recovered from the fright, looked at the few strange people who appeared as if there was no one of his own people at all, and remembered the abnormal performance of his own people just now, and suddenly became furious: "Bage Yalu, our dignified, Japanese, samurai, actually let you nervous and teasing work. ”

"What did he say?" The old drunkard looked at the lame man in the middle and asked.

The lame man gouged out his ears and asked the false servant who had just gotten angry: "Hey! He asks you, what you just said, and he didn't understand. After the lame man finished speaking, he suddenly jumped up and said, "It seems that I don't understand either!" You repeat. ”

They did not understand the false servant, but the false servant understood the question of the lame man and the old drunkard. Immediately, the three corpse gods who were popular as fake servants jumped violently, viciously took out a round thing from his arms and threw it to the ground, "Touch~!" A puff of white smoke instantly enveloped the four people in the middle.

The old drunkard took a leisurely sip of wine, smacked his lips and said, "Hey! What has become of this world, why are there so many tricks in the wokes now, just change clothes, why do you want to be so mysterious, is it interesting? Or is it handsome? ”

"I think they're very handsome, and I'll use this trick next time I appear, hehe~! It's pretty good to seduce little girls. The blind man squatted down and admired it, and said lewdly.

"Shit, I don't think they're handsome, it's redundant bullshit. Look at me, that's how handsome I am. When everyone heard the lame man's words, they immediately looked at him curiously. I saw that the lame man threw away his iron crutch, and in the blink of an eye, he had changed into a groom's clothes, and laughed and learned from the woman to throw flattery at the blind man.

The blind man suddenly bent down, "Wow~Wow~!" The big spit until he spit out a burst of green water, and instantly straightened up his waist energetically and said, "Cripple, I beg you, don't do this, I really can't stand it." A few foreigners next to you who have just finished changing their clothes may be interested in you. ”

Saying that, everyone's eyes were suddenly directed to the four fake servants who had been emitting white smoke just now. "! It was a mask just now, but now it's completely covering that unsightly face, it's really boring. The cripple is still handed over to you, and I will sleep when I am drunk. The old drunkard immediately went from sitting on his back to sleeping on the ground.

The cripple man was also not interested in the middle four now, and immediately looked at the blind man. The blind man immediately took out a dark wooden staff from behind him, shook the ordinary ground upside down with one hand, and touched it blindly in the air with the other, and said in his mouth: "I can't see, I can't see, I'm blind!" ”

The cripple rolled his eyes helplessly, sucked his hand to the ground, and "snapped" his iron rod from the ground to his hand. Touching the ground with a staff in one hand, he hooked the four fake servants in the middle with the other, and said lightly: "Come on! The four of them will go up together, and your grandfather and I will go back and rest. ”

The leader of the four false servants could not stand it anymore, and was not only ignored, but now despised again. Suddenly, he shouted: "Baga~!" All of them are dispatched~! The men are all killed, and the women are the last to be killed~! Each looking for a target, the duck will give ~~! After shouting, he rushed towards the lame man who had hooked his fingers for the four of them just now, and rushed halfway through, only to see him compare with one hand on his chest, and his mouth was full of words. When he rushed in front of the lame, one of them instantly turned into a dozen of him.

The cripple looked around amusefully and shouted, "Hey! Old guys, look at the dozen of them now, you should do the same, right? ”

"Virtue! You think we don't know, he's the only one, it's just the most lame doppelganger phantom technique. Stop talking nonsense, no one will help you. The old drunkard just looked up and saw that Yuby had fallen asleep to the ground. The blind man simply did not speak, but still maintained his own appearance.

The lame man rolled his eyes with a pout, and touched the air with an iron rod, and "bang" more than a dozen phantoms disappeared suddenly, only to see the leader of the fake servants who rushed towards the lame man just now flew out.

The leader of the false servants is refreshing, and he is looking for an opportunity to kill the cripple he surrounds. Suddenly there was a pain in my chest, and I felt like I was flying backwards, but fortunately, I was through hard training to the end, and I turned over and stood on the ground in the air urgently, but the pain in my chest was really a little unbearable.

The lame man exclaimed "Huh~! You can still stand on the ground, obediently, has your strength decreased? As soon as he finished talking to himself, the lame man took the iron rod and pointed it on the ground, "Bang~" The green bricks laid on the ground flew into the air, and a round hole of more than ten centimeters appeared on the ground. The cripple is now happy: "Hey, hey! There is no degradation! Very good and powerful! With that, he looked up at the leader of the false servants he had just spotted.

One of the other three false servants rushed at the blind man, two at the sleeping old drunkard, and the black and white impermanence who remained motionless and silent.