"Husband, look, the monk drives a BMW X6 and brings two beauties!" A middle-aged aunt on the side of the road coquettishly grabbed her husband's arm and shouted loudly.

"Take a look. It's not surprising that you didn't bring a nun. I guess those two girls are young ladies! ”

"It doesn't look like it, those two girls are fair-eyed, and they are not as coquettish as when I was young, can they do that?"

"Then do you see that monk is kind and kind, like a?"

"That's right, people can't be pretty!"

"Okay, go home! Go home and play little monk for you! ”

"You dead ghost! I just love it! ”

……

Zhen Cheng deliberately opened the window, and the car also drove very slowly. With five seconds left before the red light, he parked the car and waited. This hasn't arrived at school yet, Wu Xin has already blushed N times.

"Sister Xinxin, what should I do! I don't think it has any impact on Zhen Cheng, it seems that he has received more attention, but we were scolded as a young lady! Lin Mengwei hugged Wu Xin's arm and said shyly.

"It's good to get used to it! This thing is deliberate, we have to resist! still has a big impact on him, at least there are no girls. It's all middle-aged women who look at him again, don't you notice? If he lacks maternal love, then let him be! Wu Xin was so angry that he hit the seat.

"This master's craftsmanship is really energetic, and he also said that the shape of my head is suitable for Ricoh's head. It seems that Richard will not be good in the future. Zhen Cheng wore casual leggings, a black vest, and black sunglasses, he was already thin, he looked like an underworld brother, and he looked like an instructor in the army, which was very cool.

"Don't be scared, you have to be scared, I'll go home at night and burn six points of incense for you, believe it or not!" Wu Xin threatened angrily.

"Xinxin, it's not Brother Shi who said you, your set is useless to my brother. Brother doesn't want anything, doesn't spend a dime, and pounces on a lot of beautiful women. If you do this, things will be more troublesome. Along the way, you see how high my brother's return rate is, right? Several little girls rear-ended their cars because they looked at me! Zhen Cheng deliberately angered Wu Xin, so as to avenge his hair.

"Wait a minute, find a place close to the temple and stop!" Wu Xin ignored Zhen Cheng's instructions.

"It's useless for you to burn incense and pray, my brother's charm can't be stopped!" Zhen Cheng looked at himself in the rearview mirror, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

"You just feel good about yourself. I'm going to buy you a suit. What robes, wooden fish, and rosaries are all put on and hung up for you, so that I can see how you can get stuck. Wu Xin analyzed it carefully and found that the main reason was that Zhen Cheng was well dressed. Otherwise, it won't be counterproductive.

"Didn't you just say you wouldn't interfere with my dressing? How can you go back on your word? Zhen Cheng immediately retorted in a hurry.

"I'm talking about underwear!" Wu Xin said with a serious face.

"Squeak!" Zhen Cheng's forehead was full of black lines, and the car almost rear-ended.

"Wu Xin, how shameless can you be! I still choose a fart in my underwear, just a pair of briefs, I can't promise this! Zhen Cheng retorted angrily.

"If you don't choose, you will be naked, and you will wear it like your leisurely sister" You can let me wear it, and you must also wear a nun's costume, otherwise there is no negotiation! Zhen Cheng feels that this bottom line must be adhered to.

"Shin Shin, you can't be fooled! You're going to wear a nun costume, and the other girls think you're a monk, so it's okay! Lin Mengwei considered it more comprehensively than Zhen Cheng.

"That's fine, but you'll have to wear a hat with me in the future. You are not allowed to wear hats and sunglasses when you go out! Wu Xin thought for a moment, and then added: "Wait and buy a gold chain to hang around your neck!" Buy a copycat with a mobile phone, and sing the kind of free flying! Wu Xin felt that the image castration clause needed to be further improved, and the method taught by my mother was a bit outdated.

"You can toss it. Brother is naturally beautiful! You buried me in a manure pit, and the female sanitation worker still likes me. Zhen Cheng Hahadaxiao's car sped away.

……

"This dead man, more and more don't take himself seriously, saying that he came to pick me up, and now I can't see anyone!" Nangong Wan'er stood at the exit of the airport, frowning and scolding.

Beauty attracts attention everywhere, not to mention a girl like Nangong Wan'er with excellent beauty and temperament. In just a few minutes, the number of men who came to talk to him had exceeded 10, and they all invited Nangong Wan'er to get in the car with a smile on their faces.

"Beauty, let's go with my brother!" A man who looked thin, casual leggings, a black vest, black sunglasses, a bald head with a gold chain around his neck, and a white glow in the sunlight said to Nangong Wan'er.

", I'm not interested in monks!" Nangong Wan'er turned her head and glanced at it, a little familiar, and her voice was a little familiar, but she still scolded coldly.

"I'm leaving, don't cry! My little Wan'er! Zhen Cheng walked up to Nangong Wan'er with a smile and took off his sunglasses and said numbly.

Nangong Wan'er took a closer look and almost fainted, such a thunderous monk was Zhen Cheng.

"The master should go back and chant the Buddha, the hustle and bustle of the world, the sea of suffering is boundless, let the little girl struggle by herself. Don't bother you to do it! Nangong Wan'er angrily punched Zhen Cheng and said.

"No, no! The female donor has peach blossoms on her face, there is a catastrophe! The old man is compassionate and compassionate, just work hard once! After Zhen Cheng finished speaking, he took Nangong Wan'er into his arms, and a big mouth wrapped Nangong Wan'er's small mouth that she wanted to break free.

"Let's take a quick video, the monk kisses the beauty at the airport!"

"Damn, I knew that this ice beauty likes this kind of thing, so I'm going to get a bald haircut!"

"Damn, such a haode beauty was by a dog! ***！ ”

"This photo has been posted on the Internet, and it must have been viewed more than a million times!"

……

"You dead man, so bold!" Nangong Wan'er pushed Zhen Cheng away, her face full of crimson.

"Female donor, color is emptiness, emptiness is color! A stinky skin, no need to mind! Is it good to go back to the monastery with the poor monks? Zhen Cheng helped Nangong Wan'er pull the suitcase and chattered towards Q5.

"I haven't bought my BMW X6 yet?" Nangong Wan'er was angry: "How about I give you a big hotel?" Zhen Cheng started the car and said.

"Really?" Nangong Wan'er's eyes lit up.

"Monks don't speak!" Zhen Cheng said seriously.

"When?" Nangong Wan'er asked excitedly.

"The time has not come!"

"You die! You really should be a monk! It should be sent to a spiritual temple! After asking for a long time, Zhen Cheng didn't say anything.

"It's true. When we get back, we'll go to your dorm room and talk about it in detail, you know? Zhen Cheng looked at Nangong Wan'er's chest and long legs, and swallowed his saliva several times.

"Men and women don't kiss! Wait until you talk at the bar! Nangong Wan'er pinched Zhen Cheng and said.

"Alright then!" Zhen Cheng said with pain on his face, but he smiled in his heart. "Haha, there is also a bed in Brother's box. Although you can't do it, you can still touch it. ”

"Why did you get such a thunderous look?" Nangong Wan'er didn't look ahead, looked at Zhen Cheng in front of her and asked. I don't know if it's in the eyes of a lover, Nangong Wan'er likes it more and more when she looks at it.

"I was castrated by Wu Xin, you mourn!" Zhen Cheng said with a sad face.

"Why don't you castrate underneath you! I'm useless with that stuff anyway! Nangong Wan'er said calmly.

"You know that, too? Demons! Zhen Cheng was speechless, he originally wanted to win some sympathy, but now his hopes have been disappointed.

"Did you take Lin Mengwei and cause Wu Xin's anger?" Nangong Wan'er said casually, but there was unhappiness in her tone.

"Yes!"

"It should be castrated more thoroughly! I'll go back and post on the Internet to slander you. Say you're insulting to a 60-year-old grandmother and a six-year-old girl! Nangong Wan'er said hatefully.

"Squeak!" Zhen Cheng broke out in a cold sweat. "Why are you all so vicious!"

"* must be punished! Not even a rabbit! Nangong Wan'er scolded coldly.

"What does this have to do with rabbits?" Zhen Cheng lamented.

"Rabbits don't eat grass next to the nest, but you eat two, and a dog's tail grass not far from the nest!" Nangong Wan'er struck.

"Then what kind of grass are you!" Zhen Cheng also ignored Nangong Wan'er's attack on Wu Xin and asked with a smile.

"Get out!" Nangong Wan'er slapped Zhen Cheng's head lightly and scolded with a smile. It feels good, and I rubbed it by the way. Growing so big, I really haven't touched a monk yet!

……

When Zhen Cheng and Nangong Wan'er appeared in the box on the second floor of the bar to discuss in detail, they pushed open the door, and the two looked inside in amazement.

"Welcome Zhen Cheng home!"

"May I ask if the female benefactor is offering incense or repaying her vows?"

"The poor monk's food is ready, please come in and enjoy it!"

"A bunch of maniacs!" Nangong Wan'er turned around and ran downstairs.

Xiong Ge, Zhu Xiaodong, Liu Jiajun, He Qiqi, Huang Shang, Yao Shen, and Tang Zhicheng are exactly the same as Zhen Cheng from the dress to the head shape. Even if the lights in the box are not turned on, they are still burning and dazzling.

"You guys are hairy, bald" you don't know! Your style has been spread online, and bald hair has become the mainstream hairstyle on college campuses. Everyone is ashamed of ignoring the bald head. As a man, you're embarrassed to go out on the street even if you're bald! Xiong Ge said with a serious face.

"Then it also depends on the shape, and it has to be adapted to local conditions! Look at what Yao Shen did, the whole thing was the TV series at the end, and it was found that it was the second abbot of the mole; Look at He Qiqi's sharp-beaked monkey gills again, no matter how you look at it, it is a colored monk who peeks at the chest of the female benefactor; Xiao Tang Tang is just going to shoot Journey to the West now, the monster is caught and cooked and eaten, and there is no need to wash it, it is white and tender! Zhen Cheng commented one by one.

"What about me?" Zhu Xiaodong hurriedly asked.

"After finishing the miss, you can not swipe the card, or you can not give money, and just say that it is fate! haha！ Zhen Cheng couldn't help but hahadaxiao said.

"Damn, I'll try it at night!" Zhu Xiaodong touched his bald head and smirked.

"What about the three of us?" Xiong Ge asked shamelessly after laughing.

"The three of you are the classic characters who have entered the primary school textbooks, the three SB monks who are so lazy to do it and almost die of thirst! The three who have been remembered by hundreds of millions of people and have been stinking for thousands of years! Zhen Cheng scolded with disdain.

"Get out, you flower monk!" Xiong Ge, Huang Shang, and Liu Jiajun scolded in unison.

(In the morning, the master attended the class reunion organized by the students who graduated last year, so please congratulate me on the first one!) More than 40 familiar faces, just look at it and be happy! I wish all the students a happy and happy experience! ）