Chapter 0009 - The Relentless Fire (Ask for Collection)
Outside the house, the middle-aged man with an extraordinary temperament turned pale.
Inside the house, the head with a big black face had already been beaten into a pig's head.
But Shen Lang still didn't mean to let him go, and his arm kept rising and falling.
"If you want to gamble and lose, what about the money?"
In the end, Shen Lang was so tired that he really didn't have the strength to continue beating him, and asked out of breath.
"If you don't want money, you need to die!"
The big black face glared at Shen Lang and said vaguely.
"Biaozi, search me. I don't believe that there is not a penny. ”
Shen Lang said as he reached out and tore the clothes of the big black face fiercely.
"Woohoo!"
"Woohoo!"
The sound of tearing clothes is incessant.
After a while, the big black face was stripped naked.
Shen Lang weighed the money bag in his hand and nodded with satisfaction.
Although it is less than 1,000, it is 5 or 600 to say the least.
But this windfall is already astronomical for the poor jingle Shen Lang.
"Throw it out of here!"
Shen Lang opened the money bag as he spoke, and counted it with bright eyes, where did he still have the heart to care about the life or death of the big black face?
And as his words fell, the biaozi on the side directly threw out the big black face.
"Boom!"
With a muffled sound, the big black face's pig-like face kissed the hot earth fiercely.
The middle-aged man on the side saw that only a pair of low pants were left on his big black face, and he instantly lowered his head and strode away.
It's a shame to be so damn about it!
The middle-aged man secretly decided in his heart that he would never take him with him when he went out in the future.
It took a while for the big black face to get up from the ground.
"Look at what! Don't you know that there are no eyes for fists and feet? ”
He reached out and touched the blood on the corner of his mouth, and shouted angrily at the onlookers.
The onlookers quickly flashed to the side and made way for the big black face.
Although the big black face only has a pair of bottoms left, it does not mean to be shy at all.
I saw him rubbing his face while swaggering away from the Taiping Fang.
"The big devil is here!"
"Run!"
When the children in the street saw the big black faces with grinning teeth and hideous faces, they immediately shouted and turned to run.
The children of Chang'an City are most afraid not of hungry wolves, but of the great devil of Wei Chi.
Especially the big devil of Wei Chi, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, was not only afraid of children, but also the little daughters-in-law and old ladies who passed by were even more shy, turned around and ran.
For a while, the matter of the big devil of Yu Chi running naked ~ on the street spread in Chang'an City in an instant.
But the protagonist of the whole incident has no idea that he is worried about how to spend money in the tavern.
"Brother Dahai, you were too handsome just now."
After Li Li saw the two of them leaving, she ran out of the corner and praised Shen Lang with great admiration.
"As a maid, you must have the consciousness of being a maid!"
Shen Lang turned his head and reprimanded Li Li.
"What enlightenment?"
Li Lizhi asked very puzzled.
"Don't hurry up and give me a leg beat!"
Shen Lang said speechlessly.
Although this maid is beautiful, she has no eyesight at all!
"Brother Dahai, the dish you made just now smells so good, can you let us taste it tonight?"
Biaozi swallowed hard and spat at the mouth.
"I'm going to eat it too!"
Li Lizhi shouted with dancing hands.
"If you are comfortable with your service, you will meet your request."
Shen Lang glanced at Li Lizhen fiercely and said with a wicked smile.
When Li Lizhi heard this, she immediately beat Shen Lang's legs and pinched her shoulders, and she was very attentive.
After resting for a while, Shen Lang took Biaozi out to buy food, leaving Li Lizhi to clean up the mess in the tavern.
After some inquiry, Shen Lang came to Dongshi, without saying a word, what to buy, like the stupid son of the landlord's family.
It wasn't until the last copper plate was spent that Shen Lang returned to the tavern satisfied.
What is the money used for?
For flowers, of course!
Only people who don't have the ability will save money.
Therefore, Shen Lang's principle of life is to eat barbecue and take a bath, and a second of comfort counts as a second!
He not only bought a pig and a sheep, all kinds of condiments, but also bought himself a very high-grade clothes.
After all, compared with making money desperately, it's better to make money quickly by making a little rich woman!
When he returned to the tavern, the pigs and sheep that had been killed had already been sent back.
Tonight he decided to show off his skills and roast a whole lamb.
After all, in this summer, it is naturally the best match between barbecue and wine.
……
At this time, in the palace, Li Er was like thunder.
"That Wei Chi Jingde has lost all my face today!"
Li Erqiang held back the anger in his heart and roared.
"Second brother is angry."
Empress Eldest Sun comforted on the side.
Li Er immediately told the story of today's incident, which made the eldest grandson queen smile.
"That little shopkeeper is cunning, and he can actually cure Wei Chi Jingde, but he also has some skills."
Empress Eldest Sun said with a smile on the side.
"Guanyin, you don't know how delicious that little girl's cooking is. Even the imperial chef in the palace is not as good as him! ”
Recalling the delicious food he ate today, Li Er couldn't help but swallow and spit dryly.
"I don't know if Lizhi is full of food or where she is."
At the mention of eating, Empress Eldest Sun's face was instantly covered with worry, and she sighed and said.
"Lizhi will have news soon, don't worry."
Li Er comforted on the side, with mixed feelings in his heart.
……
And at this time, in the mansion of the Eguo State.
The old devil of Yu Chi grinned his teeth while applying medicine.
"Give Lao Tzu to choose a few good players in the army, Lao Tzu is going to smash the natural residence tonight!"
The old devil of Yu Chi roared with a hideous face.
Today, he was not only beaten up by the nobody, but also stripped naked, which was simply disgraceful.
Although a brazen person like him naturally doesn't care what others think.
But this lost field must be recovered.
Otherwise, how can he be worthy of his nickname of the old devil?
……
In the backyard of the natural residence, Shen Lang and the others were eating barbecue while singing about wine, and they were so comfortable.
Where have Li Lizhi and Biaozi ever eaten such a delicacy, and the two of them are addicted to eating.
Just as everyone was having their best eating, there was a sudden sound of chaotic footsteps outside.
"Boom!"
With a muffled thud fell, the tavern door fell to the ground.
"it!"
Shen Lang scolded and rushed out with a leg of mutton.
I saw five or six big men in black, rushing into the tavern and smashing it indiscriminately.
Shen Lang waved his leg of mutton and just wanted to rush up and fight with them, but who knew that they would turn around and run.
"Oh no, it's on fire!"
And at this moment, Li Lizhen's exclamation came from the backyard.
"Biaozi, you go first!"
Shen Lang pushed Biaozi's body hard outside the door, turned around and rushed into the fire in the backyard.
But when Shen Lang rescued Li Lizhen from the fire, there was no Biaozi on the street.
Shen Lang put down Li Li's quality and rushed towards the sea of fire again.
But a wave of fire forced him back.
"Biaozi!"
Shen Lang yelled hysterically.