Chapter 812: So You Are Such a Poem

"Mother, what's wrong with you?" King Yu looked at Concubine Du Kang, who was trembling with smiling flowers, and asked with a confused expression.

"That's it, Concubine Du, why are you laughing like this?" Seeing Concubine Du Kang smiling like this, Princess Ning'an also opened her small mouth in surprise and asked in a stunned whisper.

In the memory of Princess Ning'an, Concubine Du Kang has always been elegant and graceful, and she has always paid attention to her image, where are the flowers and branches that laugh like today, and when she laughs and can't straighten her waist, such a gaffe Concubine Du Kang, Princess Ning'an is the first time she has seen it, so she is so surprised.

"Giggle, because this poem ......" Concubine Du Kang covered her small mouth and couldn't straighten her waist with a smile.

"This poem?" King Yu and Princess Ning'an were even more confused, "Is this poem so funny?" ”

It's not funny, it's not funny at all.

King Yu and Princess Ning'an glanced at each other, I don't know why, this poem can't be related to funny.

"Read it and see." Concubine Du Kang tried very hard to stop her smile, but as soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Read it again?" Yuwang is a little unclear, so can it be said that you can find the secret by reading it once?

"Huh? All right. Princess Ning'an was stunned, then nodded, and read "Wo Chun" softly.

"The dark plum smells the flowers, and the branches are sad and hateful. Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green. The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green. ”

Princess Ning'an's voice was very good, her tone was subdued, and she read this song "Lying Spring" softly.

Concubine Du Kang had already stopped laughing, but when she listened to Princess Ning An read "Lying Spring", she couldn't help laughing again.

King Yu listened very carefully and wanted to discover the secret, but he was soon affected by Concubine Du Kang, who couldn't help laughing out loud with her mouth covered on the side.

"Mother concubine......" King Yu touched his forehead, a little helpless.

"Concubine Du's mother......" Princess Ning'an stretched out the end and pouted slightly, expressing her dissatisfaction.

People read it well, why are you laughing like this, isn't Ning An reading bad......

Princess Ning An thought a lot in her heart for a while.

"Giggles, haven't you noticed yet?" Concubine Du Kang couldn't bear to smile very hard, her face was very red, the small dimples on her face were exposed with a smile, and her long eyes that were squinted into crescents were laughing.

"Found what?" King Yu and Princess Ning'an shook their heads, confused.

"Xiao Ning'an, well, this poem was given to you by that person, giggles, have you offended others?" Concubine Du Kang looked at Princess Ning An with a smile and asked.

"Huh? Mother, how do you know? Princess Ning'an was stunned, and then turned to King Yu with a pair of big eyes, as if asking if King Yu had told Concubine Du Kang.

King Yu shook his head innocently.

"It's not what Yu'er said, you can see it in the poem......" Concubine Du Kang sneered.

Princess Ning An looked suspicious.

"You read it a few more times." Concubine Du Kang blinked.

Princess Ning'an suspiciously watched "Lying Spring" again, and then carefully read it twice, ""Lying Spring." The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful. Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green ......"

"It's nothing......" After reading it twice, Princess Ning'an shook her head.

Concubine Du Kang smiled without saying a word, and motioned for Ning An to read it again with her eyes.

Still want to read?!

Princess Ning'an pouted unhappily, with a little emotion, and she didn't read it well, and it was out of tune to read, "Lying Spring." The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful. Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green ......"

Seeing this, King Yu on the side shook his head with a smile.

Ay?!

Wait a minute?

Wrong?!

I want to hear something?!

King Yu, who shook his head with a smile, was suddenly stunned, and from Princess Ning'an's little emotional out-of-tune chant "Hearing from afar is like water, easy to penetrate spring green", he seemed to hear it coldly.

If it weren't for Princess Ning'an's deliberate reading out of tune with a little emotion, King Yu really wouldn't have discovered this secret.

Lying like water in the distance, it is easy to see through the spring green - you want to ask who I am, a big stupid donkey?!

Belch?!

No way?!

Yuwang was surprised like a piece of wood, he couldn't believe his ears, the original cognition was subverted, and a poem that he thought was extremely beautiful just now turned out to be such a "poem"?!

Ning An on the side was still in tune with a little emotion: "The shore is like green, the shore is like green, the shore is like green." ”

Listening to King Yu's ears, Ning An read it, "I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a big stupid donkey." ”

Then, King Yu couldn't help but blush, and when Ning An finished reading, King Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Belch?

Princess Ning'an was completely stunned.

What's going on?

Brother Huang, why are you laughing like this?! What's going on? Could it be that I have a problem with what I read?

Princess Ning'an was confused for a while.

"Brother Huang, why are you laughing like this? Well? Princess Ning An couldn't figure it out, so she chose the most direct way, showing her little tiger teeth, and looking at King Yu with burning eyes that were half threatening and half coquettish.

"Sister Yu, hehehe, you use the tone just now, read it again, hehe......" King Yu held back, but still laughed.

Princess Ning'an looked at King Yu suspiciously.

Yuwang nodded.

So, Princess Ning'an whispered in the tone just now, "Wo Chun." The dark plum smells the flowers, and the lying branches are sad and hateful......"

This time, when Princess Ning An read it, she paid extra attention to it, and while reading, she criticized Zhu Ping'an's poems in her heart.

"Lying Spring"?

What a bad name, it sounds like I'm stupid......

Belch?!

Wait a minute?

Am I stupid?!

Princess Ning An just read a sentence, suddenly stopped, a little face suddenly darkened, then turned around, read it again in a whisper, the more she read, the darker her face became, and finally it was almost black to the bottom of the pot.

"Lying Spring" - I'm stupid"

"Dark plum and ghost flower (I have no culture), lying on the branch and hating the bottom (my IQ is very low). Lying like water (to ask who I am), easy to see through the spring green (a big stupid donkey). The shore is like green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a donkey) ......"

Although Princess Ning'an doesn't quite understand what the word IQ means, it will be generally understood as wisdom.

However, other cultures, stupid donkeys, Princess Ning'an are clear.

Culture, the word in modern times mostly means knowledge, saying that you have no culture, basically means that you have no knowledge, no connotation, no learning, no skills.

In ancient times, it was said that you were uneducated, but it was much more serious than in modern times. "Saying Yuan? There is a sentence in "where the martial arts are prosperous, for the disobedience, the culture is not changed, and then the punishment is added", in the ancient culture is mostly "Wenzhi edification" meaning, the general ancient Central Plains people often say that the minority barbarians and the like, that is, they have no culture, and they are outsiders, saying that they are not educated.

So I have no culture, and the first sentence of this opening poem is extremely lethal to Princess Ning'an.

Angry with me?!

You are uneducated, you are a big stupid donkey!

It turned out that Zhu Ping'an, an exhibitionist, sent his poems in order to humiliate himself, and he was angry with me, and I thought it was that bastard toad who wanted to eat swan meat! It turned out that I was self-inflicted, and I was so angry! Zhu Ping'an, that bastard must be snickering!

"Zhu Ping'an, you big bastard! You are uneducated, you are a big stupid donkey! I want to tell my father and ask him to cut off the head of Zhu Ping'an, your big stupid donkey......"

The more she thought about it, the darker her face became, Princess Ning'an was about to go crazy, and the sound of gritting her teeth was almost about to break through the roof of Rongfu Palace.