Chapter 635 is boring

To say that they set Cheng Hong up, it's a bit too much! Just look at the bruises in this circle, who can be the one who can get off the set!

Now Cheng Hong has a set of distinguishing methods~ The more serious the bruises, the more he must have been beaten in the painting boat at that time! Why? Because there's a rebellion over there! So it's a little harder!

And now around Cheng Hong are this group of straw bales who have status and value, but have no talent! If you want to say what is good about them~ The broken teapot of two pennies is left with a good mouth!

This is finally useful~ I was ordered to pat myself on the back! Can this still be reconciled?

But if you want to be a little talented, you have to be a little more reserved! This is like everyone's girlfriends, even if they fall in love, it is impossible to take a handkerchief and rush over directly! He didn't come out to do business, how could he be so unreserved?

Look at Wang Xuance and others, aren't they all entertaining themselves in the outermost circle? In addition to saying hello at first sight, I found three or five friends and went to discuss poetry and newspaper news......

Unless Cheng Hong walked over, he would say a few words of greeting......

How can they be like this group of people, one by one, like flies...... Bees are like flowers, "buzzing" and talking!

If you don't say that you will lose this word, you will lose it, and you will talk about it all at once......

Compose poems for yourself, praise yourself? You don't need to write a sacrifice for yourself!

Cheng Hong looked over the side where he spoke: It was none other than Wang Pei, who had been beaten by himself!

Oh, I'll go, you don't remember to eat!

"What are you talking about? Cousin, leave him alone! If it weren't for the fact that there was only one man like him in their room, he wouldn't have been allowed to be on this stage!

He's one in twenty this year! The year before last, he still held half a bowl and ate grass roots! He's a pourer of night incense! Ignore him! ”

Cheng Hong suddenly: I said it! Got rich overnight! It's like the king is redundant!

At this time, Wang Xuance came over: "It's this poem!" I have heard that Chang'an Hou Shicai is unique! Take advantage of the poetry meeting today! Why don't you write a random poem and let us learn about it?

The champion Hou's background is a little worse, and he can't be compared with Chang'an Hou, but Changpinghou's identity is almost the same as Chang'an Hou! It's better to take Changping Hou as the theme and make a song! ”

Cui Xuan and Wang Xuance immediately reversed this matter with a few words~ A person who was still an inverted night incense the year before last, and ate grass roots in half a bowl for Chinese New Year's Eve rice, can you see him in general?

Since it comes to composing poetry! Then why don't you just make a poem? Anyway, everyone knows that ~ Cheng Hongshi is really good! Whether it's writing about children's love or Jin Ge's iron horse! Are good at both!

In particular, the song "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" is a must! Even if you have never been to the beach, you will be able to paint a picture of the picturesque scenery in your mind......

As for Cheng Hong's writing, he doesn't have to worry about four or six, and he doesn't rely on three or seven~ Cheng Bites Jin for half his life, pretending to be a mess! Who of you would dare to say that he is uneducated? Their Cheng family is good at hiding clumsy!

In fact, where do they know~ If it's about poetry~ Cheng Hong, Tang poetry, Song poetry, modern poetry...... I can give you a suitable occasion casually!

You have to talk about the Four Books and the Five Classics, or write some articles on the Four Books and Six Classics, or some analytical extensions...... Cheng Hong is estimated to be inferior to a child who has just been educated!

No, it won't! There's no place to copy it!

And those songs and dances~ Do you want him to copy modern songs and dances? ! The level of appreciation is not the same!

Don't think that literati just write poems and lyrics! "Poems", "Books", "Rites", "Yi", "Music", "Spring and Autumn", ......

For these authentic literati, they are all basic exercises! But if it is put on Cheng Hong, then he can only be a salted fish shouting six-six-six! The key people may not be able to understand it!

This from the Tang Dynasty to the era when Cheng Hong lived was more than a thousand years, according to a three-year generation gap, the soil can be piled up with Everest!

Poetry can stay, but other Cheng Hongke really won't! I didn't stay!

Often, poetry requires a lot of accumulation and countless knowledge! There is also talent, all of which are indispensable! And Cheng Hong's poems are all first-class! This Cheng Hong is saying that he can't write articles about four and six piao, giving people the feeling that ~ he is pretending to be naΓ―ve!

In fact, how do they know~ Cheng Hong really doesn't understand! And it's not easy for everyone to compete with Cheng Hong with these basic things, which makes Cheng Hong always give people the illusion of ~ full of economic and white ding!

It's like, you won't think of playing "Two Tigers" with Lang Lang, and you will definitely not explain ABCD to a foreign teacher......

As soon as Wang Xuance said it, he immediately pulled the topic back! Give Cheng Hong a step down~ You can't write a poem for yourself, just make a poem for Wei Qing, okay?

And this Wei Qing is a relative, and Cheng Hong is a concubine! In addition, they can fight well, which is deeply appreciated by His Majesty......

"Good! Good! Good! "Then everyone came! Cheng Hong composes poems! Although Cheng Hong is good at poetry, there are really not many masterpieces written by him!

Cheng Hong's poems are more like the product of Cheng Hong's self-amusement, or they are passively written!

The literati are light, if you don't see him composing poems, you will still be a little unconvinced!

Cheng Hong glanced left and right, and it can be said that ~ This is already the young generation of five surnames and seven hopes, and most of them are here!

Of course, there are also some mixed eyes, which are all diseases of scabies, and they are harmless!

Cheng Hong smiled: "Since it's about Changping Hou, let's make a song!" I'll start with a brick throw! Please also correct! Bring the pen! ”

This ink, paper and inkstone is the most indispensable thing at the poetry meeting, since Cheng Hong wants to show his hand, then someone has already gone over to take it? You know, now they are on the orders of their elders to have a good relationship with Cheng Hong!

As long as you are not mentally retarded or lack of heart, you will definitely not stir up trouble at this time! Besides~ Is it useful to stir up trouble? Wen is better than that, Wu doesn't need to be mentioned, and debate is not an opponent......

Who doesn't lack that kind of beating, who has nothing to do!

After a while, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were ready! I even had time to find a high table with a pot of orchids on it......

Hehe! If you want to say that the literati of the Tang Dynasty~ definitely know more than the courier brother! Since they basically have nothing to do, they either stay at home to study, or travel thousands of miles ~ study tour!

If you feel that you have achieved everything, then let yourself go~ There are those who eat five stones, those who make alchemy, those who seek immortals, and those who drill mountains and forests to find adventures......

For example~ Li Bai once fooled Du Fu to go with him to find the fairy grass alchemy, and it took more than half a year to flicker! Can you believe it?

(In fact, the literati are unreliable, this thing has long been ~ For example, Tao Yuanming has a thin grass and bean seedlings, and he has the leisure to compose a poem, if this was put in my house, he would have been hoeed a long time ago...... Something seems to have been exposed! οΌ‰

Cheng Hong looked at the furnishings on the table that were almost the same as his own desk, and was a little speechless! Can't you just focus on business?

Shaking his head, Cheng Hong put down his pen~

The great general went to war,

"Huh? What kind of poem is this? ”

"This~"

Everyone was a little puzzled~ This sentence! It's different from Cheng Hong's previous poems!

Flat and straightforward, how can it be like the beginning of a limerick!

"Good! Good poetry! ”

Scared Cheng Hong: What kind of thing is good poetry? I just wrote a good poem about you, are you shameless to pat yourself on the back?

"What's so good!"

Cheng Hong also wanted to hear where it was, so he took the pen and looked at the one he just shouted!

"This! This one! Shouting good, Cheng Hong looked at it, and there was a little "Oh! Look at it, what the Marquis of Chang'an wrote is ~ the general goes to war!

Isn't this Marquis Changping a general? When did the general go to war and not win the battle? Isn't it good to win a battle? The general goes to war, and it is good to win the battle! It's good to play all the time, and it's always good to play all the time......"

Cheng Hong......

Cheng Hong shook his head and didn't pay attention to that sycophant! Everyone looked at him with contempt!

Cheng Hong put down his pen and wrote out the following three sentences~

The day is dark.

Three-sided golden armor,

Just break the guts!

"Good!" The roar of applause suddenly sounded!

This poem is so appropriate!

This poem describes the battle of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, when the general Wei Qing surrounded Shan Yu with a military steel car in Mobei, and there was no royal court in Monan.

Event: The decisive battle of "the great general went to battle" in Mobei, and the general Wei Qing led 50,000 cavalry out of Dingxiang for more than 1,000 miles and went deep into Mobei.

Environment: "Daytime and Dark Yuguan" will enter the day, the wind will rise, the sand and gravel will hit the surface, and the two armies will not see each other.

Tactics: The "three-sided golden armor" general ordered Wu Gangche to encircle Shan Yu from the ring and fight back when the wind rose.

Results: "Shan Yu broke his courage and returned" Shan Yu rode hundreds of strong horses, and fled to the northwest of Hanwei......

And this time? This time, His Majesty drove the expedition in person, advanced on two fronts, and Goguryeo, which was fought at once, was directly destroyed......

Resemble! It's so similar!

Cheng Hong put the pen aside: "A simple work!" Throw bricks and lead jade, please correct! ”

"Where! Where! Chang'an Hou's five words, every word is beautiful! It's better to hide your ugliness than to hide it! ”

"That's it, that's it, where is Chang'an Hou throwing bricks and attracting jade, it's just throwing jade! Where do we dare to compose poetry again! ”

Poetry? What else to do poetry! Originally, this figure who was so far away as the Marquis of Changping had to be involved with this Eastern Crusade......

If you give some time and think slowly, maybe you can figure out a few!

Although it may not be as good as Cheng Hong's song, no matter how bad it is, it is superior! How can it be like now, and you can't even show up a verse......

At this time, everyone looked at Cheng Hong differently~ That's it, you still say that you are a general? You still say you don't know poetry and songs? Fool it!

Cheng Hong's poem came out, and the poem would be boring immediately! Originally, I also prepared a few poems about spring flowers and autumn moons, but now~ I can't take them out!

As a result, the poetry party became a drinking party, and the poem written by Cheng Hong was even more copied and copied......

Cheng Hong shook his head and ran to the side to drink......

Cui Su ran over: "Cousin, your poem is really amazing!" There's a back-to-basics feeling......"

After a pause, Cheng Hong had the heart to give him the pen......

Until the end, Cheng Hong summed up two words~ boring!