Chapter VII Huashan's Persistence
Li Jun has always thought that the emperor's job is not done by people, there is no emotion, no preferences, as long as it is beneficial to the country, you can become a homosexual or a fool......
But in just one day, Li Jun fell in love with being the emperor, everyone likes the glory of all eyes, and the emperor stands at the highest place in the world, his every move will be noticed, although Li Jun is now just a young emperor, he has no soldiers and no power, but he wants to rectify others, it is just a matter of one sentence, just like the king of Chu, I heard He Shen said that the king of Chu has been kneeling in the temple, and he has not entered a drop of water until now.
After Li Jun heard the tragic experience of the King of Chu, he only smiled faintly, and then shifted his gaze to Xiaoqing, because Xiaoqing is very magical now, a white spot appeared on his turquoise body, Li Jun carefully poked the spot and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”
Xiaoqing was moved by Li Jun like this, so he rolled on the bed, Li Jun knew that Xiaoqing would only roll when he was happy, seeing Xiaoqing's appearance, Li Jun was relieved, Li Jun threw Xiaoqing on the bed, and lay on the bed to sleep.
After the lunch break, the palace maid who was waiting for Xiaoqing came to take care of Li Jun and got up, Li Jun's body appeared in a big tent very uncompetitively, the scene was a little embarrassing for a while, Li Jun touched the palace maid's chin with his fingers and asked, "What's your name?" ”
"Slave Red Sleeves." The little palace maid replied trembling like a frightened rabbit.
Li Jun smiled and threw Xiaoqing to the palace maid and said, "Take care of it." ”
"The slave obeys."
Li Jun got up and called He Shen, who was watching the excitement at the door, in, and after He Shen came in, Li Jun kicked He Shen hard in the leg and said, "Don't do these things in the future, accompany me to the imperial study." ”
"Got it, Your Majesty."
Halfway through, He Shen secretly asked, "Your Majesty, don't you like this girl with red sleeves, why don't you get another one for you?" ”
Li Jun pointed to his figure and said, "Look at my body, do you dare to move women?" I don't want to live anymore. ”
"The old slave deserves death." He Shen was startled and immediately knelt on the ground and said.
Li Jun waved his hand and said, "Okay, I know you mean well, just pay attention next time." ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for not killing." He Shen touched the cold sweat on his head and said.
Li Jun came to the imperial study and sat down, and He Shen took a stack of folds and said, "Your Majesty, this is sent by Old Master Xiao." ”
Looking at such a large pile in front of him, Li Jun smiled bitterly and said, "This teacher of mine is really cautious, but it's hard for me." ”
Li Jun opened a notebook, the thick book was full of nonsense, only a few sentences had content, that is, to ask for money to repair water conservancy, a notebook wasted half an hour of Li Jun's time, Li Jun couldn't bear it, picked up the pen and wrote a few simple sentences on the paper and handed it to He Shendao: "This is my new format of the recital, you take these recitals and this piece of paper to Lord Xiao, let them take the recitals back, and rewrite them according to the format I gave, if you still write so much nonsense, you can return to your hometown." ”
"Yes, Your Majesty."
After He Shen retreated, Li Jun habitually wanted to pick up the cup and take a sip of tea, and suddenly remembered that there was no tea yet, Li Jun sighed helplessly, life without smoke and tea is really not good, Li Jun is not counting on cigarettes, unless he can go to the Americas in his lifetime.
But the matter of tea has to be put on the agenda as soon as possible, not only do you like to drink, but those grassland people like to drink it more, with tea, you will have more bargaining chips to deal with Beiliao and Beijin in the future.
Li Jun stayed bored in the imperial study for an afternoon, and when it was time to have dinner, He Shen and Imperial Physician Hu came together, and also brought a wooden middle-aged man, Li Jun pointed to the middle-aged man kneeling on the ground and asked, "Imperial Physician Hu, this person is Huashan?" ”
Imperial Physician Hu nodded and said, "Your Majesty, it is the inferior Huashan." ”
Li Jun looked Huashan up and down, this Huashan did not look like a master in the world at all, he was dumbfounded, he couldn't recognize it when he threw it in the pile, compared with the portrait of Hua Tuo in later generations, it was simply a heaven and an underground.
Li Jun was looking at Hua Shan, and Hua Shan was also looking at Li Jun, when Hua Shan suddenly said with a sentence: "Your Majesty, you are seriously ill this time, and your body is very weak, if you don't recuperate well, it will be difficult to have an heir." ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole house was shocked, and Imperial Doctor Hu was so frightened that his soul flew out of his body, knelt on the ground and kowtowed vigorously to beg for mercy: "Your Majesty, spare your life, Huashanzui is stupid and ......" He Shen on the side also looked unkind, so he waited for Li Jun's order to pull this Huashan down and feed it to the dogs.
Li Jun asked indifferently: "Huashan, are you serious?" ”
"Your Majesty, everything the grass people say is true, and they don't dare to lie at all." Hua Shan still looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said.
"Okay, let's get up, I believe you, Huashan, don't be afraid of doctors, then do you have a way to regulate my body?" Li Jun asked playfully.
"The grass people have, as long as Your Majesty is not close to women within half a year, follow the grass people to practice the five bird operas, plus the medicine is supplemented, within half a year, the grass people will ensure that Your Majesty is safe." Hua Shan replied very seriously.
Li Jun clapped his hands and said, "Okay, since that's the case, then I will make you the judge of the Tai Hospital, and you will stay in Daming Palace for half a year." ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your trust." Hua Shan said sincerely this time.
The development of things far exceeded the expectations of Imperial Doctor Hu and He Shen, this bold guy, not only was not killed, but also promoted, at this time the two looked at Li Jun's eyes and couldn't help but admire, in this era, scolding others for cutting off their children and grandchildren is the most poisonous word, ordinary people can't stand it, let alone the emperor, but our majesty unexpectedly accepted it, this bearing, this forbearance, the future will be a generation of Ming Jun.
When the dust settled, Hua Shan did not get up, and continued to kneel on the ground and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has a reluctant request, please allow Your Majesty." ”
"Say it." Li Jun said with a smile.
"Your Majesty, when the minister was in prison in Jing Zhaoyin, the cell next to him was Taishi Ling Sima Da, and the minister felt that he was a good person and was wronged, so please let him go."
"Bold, you bastard, that Sima Da insulted the first emperor in the living record, and you actually pleaded for such a rebellious person, it's really against the sky." Before Li Jun could speak, He Shen jumped to his feet and scolded.
"But what he said is right, the first emperor is indeed not doing his job, he is good at wine and lustful." Hua Shan retorted without fear, and He Shen, who was angry, turned red.
When Li Jun saw this scene, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, waved his hand and said, "That's it, it's all gone......