Empress Eldest Sun's eyes widened: "This~ Deyi is too nonsense!" How can this be choreographed! Your Majesty, you too, how can you mess around with your children!

If this matter spreads, how will Your Majesty let Deyi behave? ”

"Guanyin! You underestimate this leather monkey, he gave me a reason to mess around with him! Zhang Yuanli, go get a manuscript! ”

"No!" Zhang Yuanli went down......

Li Er said: "This leather monkey seems to provoke anger and resentment, and the roots of people's hateful teeth itch, but I still have to be grateful to him!" It's just a pity! ”

Empress Eldest Sun said: "What is a pity? Is Your Majesty afraid that Lu Guogong will hurt him? I guess not, no matter how you say it, that's ......"

"Where? I pity the stool that was taken away by the old fairy Cheng! As for that leather monkey! It's better to beat him up! Li Er gritted his teeth and said!

"Why?" Empress Eldest Sun was a little confused!

Li Er said: "This leather monkey dares to call me by my name! Although the book has given me a lot of benefits, it is also difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart!

Although I can't beat him, I am still happy to hand Cheng Yanjin a stick or something! ”

Empress Eldest Sun shook her head: Hey! This leather monkey is really born with a look of idleness! Writing a book can also make so many people hate him!

~Saying that Cheng bites gold~

took the stool all the way out of the palace, and when he arrived at the door, Qin Qiong was already waiting there: "Ugly, why did you come to Your Majesty?" ”

Cheng Biting Jin had a black face and shook his head!

"What are you doing with a stool in your hand?"

Cheng Yanjin saw the stool in his hand at this time, and threw it to Cheng An who came over: "Take it!" Where is Hong'er? ”

Return? How can it be? What goes into the hands of my Lao Cheng is my Lao Cheng's!

Cheng An passed the stool~ Is there anything different about this thing? Then he listened to Cheng Yanjin's question, and said casually: "Oh, go home, a few days ago, Shaolangjun said that he was going out to take refuge, and he drove the carriage out!" ”

"No one knows where he went?"

"I don't know, I haven't found Shaolangjun in the past few days when I came to Honglu Temple!"

Cheng Biting Jin patted his head: "Bastard thing!" ”

Qin Qiong asked, "Is there still a matter of virtue and righteousness in this?" ”

"Hey! Do not say! Woe to the family! ”

Cheng Biting Jin shook his head and left!

For the first time, Cheng Biting Jin didn't let Qin Qiong be a guest when he went home for the first time!

Although Qin Qiong didn't hear Cheng Yanjin say this, but after letting Cheng Yanjin come out, he didn't make a sound, maybe it was really his nephew who made it up!

With a stomach full of doubts, Qin Qiong also went back!

After Cheng Yanjin returned home, he went straight to the study......

When he arrived at the study, Cheng Yanjin ordered: "Don't disturb me!" You don't have to call me for dinner! ”

"Smack!"

The door is closed!

Cheng Biting Jin is flipping through the book inside! This book is a little different from what the storyteller says!

The storyteller is the first person to explain, and the first thing to be written in this book!

Cheng Yanjin was flipping through the book and thinking at the same time, he didn't know why His Majesty didn't even care about the things that were called by name! There's definitely a big stake in that!

Slowly, Cheng Yanjin completely fell into the bizarre nature of the book!

A pair of 800 pounds of drums and urns and golden hammers! Throwing Yuwen Chengdu with one hand is a heel style......

Of course, there is also yourself~ Halfway out of the way to bite the gold!

Until this moment, Cheng Yanjin finally understood why he had become an axe! This is not what Cheng Yanjin is worried about! Cheng Yanjin is worried about another thing......

Sure enough, after turning over an article~

"Poof!"

Cheng Biting Jin squirted out a mouthful of water in fright, and his legs were almost weak! It was okay at the beginning~

…… Lao Cheng shouted: "This may be hell, let's stay away, if we really want to go down, we won't let Lord Yan eat it!" ”

Xu Maogong: "Don't talk nonsense, how can there be any Lord Yama!" Who went down to see the situation? ”

Xu Maogong looked at Lao Cheng and the others, and Lao Cheng said: "Don't look at me, I won't go down anyway."

Xu Maogong said, I have an idea, let's write thirty-seven lots, thirty-six write "go", one writes "go", whoever catches "go", this person will go down to the hole.

Everyone said "yes" in unison. Lao Cheng has no opinion.

Xu Maogong quickly wrote the paper lot, and the thirty-seven people each took one, and when they unfolded it, only Lao Cheng grabbed "go".

Lao Cheng said unhappily: "Third Brother Xu played tricks on people and bullied Lao Cheng for not knowing words, why are you all "not going"? ”

Xu Maogong smiled and said, don't you know words and don't you know one and two? "Don't go" is two words, "go" is one word, look at how many words you have? Lao Cheng was speechless.

Lao Cheng put on cotton clothes, Xu Maogong tied the rope around his waist, and soon came to the bottom of the cave.

At the bottom of the cave, Lao Cheng suddenly found that there were two bright lights not far away, like two lanterns, Lao Cheng lifted the axe three steps and ran to the bright light in two steps: "Split the brain!" ”

Lao Cheng slashed down with an axe, and with a "bang", it turned out that the two gates were split open by Lao Cheng.

Lao Cheng raised his legs and walked in, it turned out to be a hall, and there was an ever-bright lamp shining on the upper left side of the hall, and Lao Cheng's eyes were bright.

Lao Cheng walked into the hall, but saw a golden head with sky-high wings on the table, an apricot yellow dragon robe, a jasper belt, and a pair of carefree shoes. Lao Cheng was very strange, and thought about it, "Whatever!" I'll put on warm and warm first! ”

Cheng Biting Jin took the sky-high wings in his hand, removed the towel on his head and put it on, put on the apricot yellow dragon robe, tied the jasper belt, took off the tiger head shoes, and stepped on the worry-free shoes.

I also saw a brocade box on the side of the table, and when I opened it, it was a piece of Xuangui and a piece of writing paper. Lao Cheng was illiterate, so he carried the brocade box in his arms......

Cheng Yanjin's cold sweat came down, and it was written in the book that he didn't know, but it didn't mean that he didn't know the book, this dragon robe and jade seal were all complete, plus that paper, edict!

Cheng Biting Jin scolded: "Bastard boy, what a cheat!" Lao Tzu is just talking, why is it real? ”

With careful recollection, Cheng Yanjin recalled everything he said that day......

"Aya, you are a little unreasonable, when the official looks for His Majesty, when the Buddha looks for the Buddha, when the immortal looks for the Jade Emperor!

Even if it's our family, if there's anything to look for you, aren't you embarrassed for your son? ”

"No! You'll have to make one up for me, too! Aren't you able to make up stories? Make one for Lao Tzu! ”

"Then I might as well make you the emperor, you are the biggest in the world!"

"Hey! Stinky boy provokes me, right? Good! Good! Good! Can you boy? Make me emperor! If you don't make up Lao Tzu, you won't smoke to death, you will have your surname! ”

……

Cheng Yanjin looked down and muttered to himself: "That's what Lao Tzu said, don't take it seriously!" If it's true, it's all over! ”

…… I saw that it was written~ The destroyer is destroyed, the prosperous is prosperous, and the Tang Dynasty is in the past and the Tang Dynasty is born. How many emperors are there in the four fields and eight directions, and there are two Qins in governing the world and the country.

Later, it was written: "Cheng Biting Jin raised his troops to raise troops for three years as the demon king of the mixed world, disturbing the world." ”

The people asked, "What's the answer ahead?" Xu Mao said fairly: "This is a heavenly opportunity, it cannot be leaked, and it will naturally be understood in the future."

The top priority is to ensure that Lao Cheng is the emperor first! Cheng Biting Jin shouted with a big mouth when he heard this: "I am the emperor!" ”

Xu Mao said fairly: "The emperor is naturally you, for the sake of fairness, and let everyone be convinced, so let's put down the handsome flag, whoever can worship the handsome flag is the emperor......

How could Cheng Yanjin not understand when he saw this? This handsome flag is up, and he is the grass-headed emperor!

Sure enough, Cheng Biting Jin was not disappointed in the back, and it was written in the book~

Cheng Yanjin didn't look at it and couldn't object, at the moment, everyone finished worshipping one by one, where could they see it?

Cheng Biting Jin came up and said, "Wait for me to come and worship." After only one bow, there was a loud sound, and the handsome flag was raised.

Lao Cheng was overjoyed when he saw it, his mouth cracked open and shouted: "I said, I am the emperor." ”

Xu Maogong saw that everyone was happy and convinced, so he ordered the Shuai Mansion to be transformed into the Jinluan Palace, and invited Cheng to bite the Jinsheng Palace on an auspicious time and auspicious day, and everyone congratulated him. Xu Maogong asked Lao Cheng to change the year name.

Cheng Biting Jin said: "I am just a bastard general, so I am called the demon king of the mixed world!" The era name is the first year of longevity! ”

Cheng Biting Jin in the book grinned widely, and the real Cheng Biting Jin who read the book was scared into a cold sweat!

"It's over! Finished! Wrong! Although this kid cheats his father, but it hasn't reached this level, he can only want to vent his anger at most, and it is impossible to pit and destroy the Nine Clans! ”

Cheng Yanjin immediately got up and struggled to flip through the book......

Seeing the back, because I have seen the New Year, everyone is happy and healthy! So after three years in a row, the three years of the world were gone in three days, and then I breathed a sigh of relief!

It's only been three days, and he's still the king of the mountain! It's a joke! And what is the situation on Wagang Mountain, everyone knows, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!

Cheng Yanjin continued to look down and slowly saw some doorways!

Although he has pretended to be crazy and stupid over the years, he looks like he is not stingy with positioning, but it is not deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and this layer of skin has not yet made everyone in the world think that this is the case!

But as soon as this article came out, it is estimated that even a three-year-old child will know it~ Cheng Biting Jin is a big boss!

I didn't expect that my lifelong disguise would not be successful, and I was put on a layer of iron and simple skin by a script!

Cheng Biting Jin is now in the same mood as Li Er! I can't wait to smoke this thing to death! But I am grateful for it......

It's just that the thought that this is his own cub makes me feel the urge to smoke him to death!

You say you! Can't you write well? Why do you write that? Something that is underwhelmed!

……

Flip from front to back! Cheng Yanjin thinks that his heart is strong enough, but after reading it, he can't help but be shocked!

It's scary!

Even the matter of Xuanwu Gate dares to write up! Fortunately, there is still some measure, and it is too embarrassing not to write! And except for the fact that the complaint written by the Jade Emperor is a little biased, on the whole, it is quite fair!

It's just that this one complaint is too exciting! It's so deeply rooted in people's hearts! In the future, the matter on the side of the king will be completely settled! There is no hope at all!

Even if you say that the sky is broken, there will not be a soldier who willingly gives the descendants of those who have transformed locusts to fight the world!