Chapter 306: Cao Cao, Go Crazy!
"I..."
Cao Cao's face suddenly changed, and the urine that he was almost scared out just now was forced back into his bladder.
He couldn't help but feel a fluttering feeling:
"Lao Tzu's popularity is really so high, look at these soldiers, and then look at the enemy, all of them look at me with such adoring eyes, Lao Tzu is a god, Lao Tzu is even scared of urine, and he is full of the spirit of a king!"
Cao Cao suddenly forgot that he was still being dragged by Cao Shuo, and directly took the microphone and shouted:
"Haha, I'm Cao Cao!"
In fact, Cao Cao's laughter was to give himself courage.
Not to mention ancient times, even many modern orators use this trick to hide their fears.
It's a very clever trick, and when you're nervous, just a smile makes it a lot easier.
After laughing, Cao Cao laughed wildly and said to Sun Quan's soldiers, "Why don't you eat now?" Why don't you try hot pot? ”
"Poof!"
As soon as the words fell, the civil and military officials behind Cao Cao burst out laughing directly.
Why did this Cao Cao talk like that? Could it be that Cao Shuo was also infected?
Such an opportunity, not to mention how powerful Dawei is, how amazing is his Xuchang side?
But did you say that you don't want to eat hot pot?
What's the matter, what about cross talk here?
But thinking about it the other way, they felt that Cao Cao might have been scared stupid.
Being held up by Cao Shuo like that, and risking being shot with a cold arrow, saying such a pretending sentence is actually a bit unworthy.
Then again...
Cao Shuo is indeed really capable of cheating his father!
At this time, when Sun Quan's soldiers heard Cao Cao say this, they all looked at each other with bewildered expressions.
This is Cao Cao, who has great merit in the magazine, can greet people so closely, and ask if he likes to eat hot pot?
It's really a bit unworthy of Cao Cao's lofty image!
Between the words, there is no big man at all, how can it be so magical?
"Haha!"
Cao Cao laughed again at this time:
"The best hot pot is red oil hot pot, I know you like spicy food over there, let me tell you, you must eat sesame sauce!"
"This..."
When Sun Quan's soldiers heard Cao Cao's words, they were immediately even more confused.
Although the words are normal, it is a bit bullish and wrong!
But..
Listening to Cao Cao's description, how do you feel so delicious?
Many soldiers have also heard of the hot pot in Xuchang, and have made up for the taste through the text brain.
At this time, Cao Cao mentioned it again... The soldiers' mouths couldn't help but secrete saliva.
I really want to eat the legendary hot pot once!
What a lamb roll beef roll, and even a fish hot pot.
What kind of taste does it taste with smuggled sesame paste?
Let's talk about hot pot, what is red oil, I haven't seen it at all!
Speaking of eating, the food of Sun Quan's soldiers was extremely simple, and they usually did not eat a single meal of meat in a month.
Brown rice is usually eaten the most, and there is a lot of uncleaned rice bran in it, which tastes almost like pig food.
Listening to Cao Cao's description, at this time, Sun Quan's soldiers all had a little yearning for Xuchang again in their hearts.
"By the way, our Cao Jun ate a giant hot pot a few days ago, and we ate a thousand catties of beef rolls alone!"
At this time, Cao Cao once again held the microphone and said to everyone.
"What?"
Hearing this, every Sun Quan soldier's eyes widened in surprise.
What is the situation that a thousand catties of beef can be distributed in the army?
What kind of conditions are these! Sun Quan never let the soldiers eat meat, at most it was a fishy salted fish!
After Cao Cao's comparison, every Sun Quan's soldier now began to discuss:
"You say, is Cao Cao telling a lie?"
"Probably... But that sounds so cool, doesn't it? ”
"That's it, I guess our chiefs here can't eat so well!"
"But I've heard that the soldiers over there do have meat for a while, and they can still eat it!"
...
As he spoke, Sun Quan's soldiers all had infinite longing and envy in their eyes.
Many Sun Quan soldiers were eager to go directly into the hot pot pile and eat it violently at this time.
"Lord, you are so clever!"
At this time, Cao Cao's advisers began a new round of sycophants:
"Lord, you just said two casual words, and they directly disintegrated their momentum!"
"I wondered if you were stupid just now, but now it seems that I really underestimated the lord a little too much!"
"The wisdom and divine power of my lord are simply not something we can guess!"
...
Then, the civil and military officials congratulated Cao Cao, and the scene suddenly became lively.
At this time, when Cao Cao heard this, he was even more energetic:
"I know, on Sun Quan's side, he can't eat well and dress well, and the most annoying thing is that he doesn't even have a poor salary!"
"Everyone is a descendant of China, and when I heard the news, I was also extremely sad! If I can reunify, I will definitely let you live a well-fed and clothed life, and when the time comes, I will send craftsmen to build houses on your side! ”
"Then, those who are willing to follow me, I will take you to the end of the world, cannibalism is not Huaxia's doing!"
...
And I have to say that in fact, Cao Cao is also a person whose speech skills are directly full.
These words were heart-wrenching, and many of Sun Quan's soldiers were directly moved to cry.
It turns out that this is the legendary Cao Cao!
It's so touching!
and Sun Quan said before that the old man was messing around with the high-minded man, it is completely two concepts!
When I saw Cao Cao himself today, I just felt that he was too amiable and down-to-earth!
This is the real emperor's spirit, this is the real saint!
False saints will only be high up and say things that do not eat minced meat.
But a real saint actually looks no different from a normal person, but it can make people feel the warmth of their hearts!
"Cao thief, you shut up for me!"
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from the opposite side:
"Are you all rubbish? Now that Cao Jun is in front of you, why don't you shoot arrows? ”
Hearing this, Sun Quan's soldiers suddenly woke up like a dream, but their eyes were full of hesitation.
And this person is Lu Qian, the general under Sun Quan.
For him, the soldiers were actually very scared in their hearts.
Because this Lu Qian is actually a violent maniac, he usually likes to whip soldiers when he has nothing to do, which is simply the same virtue as Zhang Fei.
As the saying goes, people are afraid and like contrasts.
Now Sun Quan's soldiers all compare Lu Qian and Cao Cao in their hearts.
Cao Cao was so gentle with his soldiers, like a friend.
And what about Lu Qian?
Usually he only yells, and he also likes to hit people!