The negotiations between the Tang Dynasty and the Turks have finally come to an end.

Maybe it's really a crossing butterfly that flickers its wings.

As a result, the whole history is not the same as it used to be.

For example, the Xuanwumen Incident, in which several people who should have died did not die. Another example is the Tang Weishui Alliance, which this time became the Yanmen Pass Alliance.

In this covenant at Yanmen Pass, the Han people were no longer as shameful as written in the history books, not only were they not beaten to the doorstep, but they also forced the grassland to bow their heads.

The Han had a great upper hand and captured the Turkic khans.

However, Jieli Khan was going to be put back after all.

……

In the early morning of this day, the two missions looked at each other from a distance across the border, and although the atmosphere was not very harmonious, it was not tense either, and the two sides barely kept a smile on their faces and began the ceremony of exchanging prisoners.

"Please steppe Turkic Khan, Jieli ......"

The envoys on the Han side were really bad, and they deliberately opened their throats and shouted loudly, for fear that someone would not hear them, and the shouts were as high as thunder.

In front of everyone's eyes, Jieli Khan had a gloomy face, one step at a time, and slowly walked across the border, and suddenly this person looked reflexively, looking at Gu Tianya with a calm gaze.

He seemed to want to say a few words, but in the end it turned into a vicious oath, roaring: "Within three years, Ben Khan will take revenge." Because of your actions, the Han people in the Central Plains will usher in a vendetta of extermination. ”

Still in front of everyone's eyes, Gu Tianya looked relaxed, he suddenly bowed his hand, smiled as if to comfort an old friend, and said "extremely sincerely": "If Your Excellency feels uncomfortable in your stomach, hurry back to your side and find a place to pay tribute...... I told you earlier that the Han people can't eat more beans, and once they eat too much, they are easy to fart, but you always don't listen, you have to be greedy for those few bites, and now you see it, your stinky farts are popping out of your mouth! What a shame, your child is still on the scene! ”

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and expressed their admiration for Gu Tianya again and again, the so-called scolding without dirty words, this Mr. Gu is really a leader.

How could Jieli Khan withstand this humiliation, and he was about to pull out the scimitar with a roar, but unfortunately he only reacted when his palm touched his waist, and his Khan's golden knife had been disarmed by the Han people.

Gu Tianya took the opportunity to smile again, and said more 'extremely sincerely': "Don't be arrogant, just accept it while it's good." Right now, the two sides are exchanging prisoners, but Your Excellency hasn't completely crossed the border, aren't you afraid that we will suddenly repent, and take you back again? ”

Cheng Chu next to him squeezed his eyebrows and eyebrows, stood next to Gu Tianya, and said with his teeth and claws, and said: "If we arrest you again, we will give you beans every day, and still stuff you into a hut, so that you will roll your eyes by your own stinky fart." ”

"Hahahaha!"

The Han Chinese mission erupted in laughter again.

Only Gu Tianya's face was serious, as if he was very angry with his apprentice's behavior, and he scolded loudly: "Cheng Chumo, why do you want to be like this? How did you be taught before as a teacher, you must be a kind person. The so-called beating does not slap people in the face, and exposing people does not expose shortcomings. Even if you know the secret of Jieli Khan's eating beans and fart, you shouldn't say it so loudly...... After all, they are the khans of the grasslands, so we have to save some face for others no matter what. Remember? This must not be the case in the future. To know how to keep secrets for others, this is our family's style. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Cheng Chumo nodded like a chicken eating rice, and said again and again: "What the master taught is that the apprentice will remember it in the future." I promise never to say anything about Gyali Khan's eating beans and farting again, and I promise I'll rot in my stomach the secret of his own stinking fart. No matter who asks me, I promise not to say ......"

As if he had sworn an oath, he solemnly said loudly again: "I won't say anything if I die." ”

I don't want to say anything about this beating, this is a shout that I opened my throat and shouted, for fear that everyone would not hear clearly, so I used all my strength to eat.

……

"Roar!"

Jieli roared like crazy and roared: "Han people, Han people, ahhh......hh

In such a scenario, as long as it is an individual, it is unbearable.

However, the Turks were afraid that something would happen to him again, so they hurriedly sent people to protect him, and those people didn't care how angry Jieli was, and pulled them away with their khan.

It wasn't until I walked into the opposite border that I vaguely heard those Turks persuading each other, as if they were saying: "Khan, Khan, we don't have the same knowledge as the Han people, we haven't heard about your stinky fart......

Jieli suddenly 'snapped', and rolled his eyes.

A strong man fell to the ground in a daze, and the Turks were immediately panicked, and some people even glared angrily at Datang.

Even the little saint was secretly worried, and her eyes were clearly questioning, looking at the people of the Tang Dynasty: "Jieli is the Khan of the grassland after all, and you dare to secretly murder him." ”

Gu Tianya shook his head with a smile, and explained kindly: "You can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, little saintess, you actually know that your khan's physical condition is not harmed at all." As for why he fainted suddenly, I feel like he can only be smart with this method. If you don't get dizzy, you can't do it......"

The little saint took a deep breath.

She did see that Jieli was pretending to be dizzy.

At this time, the first transaction was carried out, but the Turks had already been pressed by the Han Chinese, so she didn't want to cause more trouble, so she said directly: "Since you have released the Khan of the steppe, then we Turks will also keep our promises." According to the previous negotiation agreement between the two sides, the Turks will no longer ask for those bullocks and horses, and this is the first transaction to redeem our khan......"

She said obviously distressed, her eyes stared at Gu Tianya viciously, and she tried to restrain her anger and said, "More than 40,000 cows and more than 10,000 horses. After your Excellency obtained this wealth, you will soon be able to rise to become the number one force of the Han people. I'm here to congratulate in advance, looking forward to seeing a big man take off. ”

Gu Tianya sneered, and said lightly: "The little saint girl reads very well, and she has learned to sow discord among the Han people, but it's a pity, you have done it too obviously, it seems that you still need to continue to study before you can become a Han family master." cough cough, in Xia Gu Tianya, known as the first teacher in the Central Plains, why don't you just worship under my door, let me teach you knowledge with my heart, open a small stove for you, and help you make up classes every night, how about it? ”

The little saint looked suspicious, and always felt that there was something in this Han man's words? She stared at Gu Tianya's face and kept looking, hoping to see some conspiracy, but Gu Tianya's face was solemn, so that she couldn't see anything abnormal no matter what.

"Would you be so kind?" She finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked out loud with obvious curiosity, "Specially open a small stove for me and help me make up lessons every night?" I'm not your true disciple, so wouldn't the other disciples be blushing if you do this? ”

Cheng Chumo and the others hurriedly patted their chests, squeezed their eyebrows and laughed: "No, no, we promise not to be red." Just let our master open a small stove for you, and let our master make up lessons for you, ahahaha, make up for it every day. ”

The little saintess was a little moved!

She suddenly bowed solemnly to this side and said, "It turns out that you also have a sincere side, but unfortunately I can't worship your master as a teacher." I am a little saint who sacrifices to the ancient temple, and I am destined to become the high priest of the Turks. ”

Cheng Chumo and others 'sighed lightly' and said 'very sorry': "That's really a pity." ”

The little saint was even more moved.

……

She looked at Gu Tianya again, and said loudly: "The second covenant is to return the Youyun Five Continents, but this matter cannot be done in one fell swoop, you and I should know that this matter needs to be carried out slowly, but we Turks can give up some goodwill first, and we will withdraw the garrison troops and horses of the Youyun Five Continents in advance...... As for the latter matter, I hope that you Han people can be kind to the Turkic people living in the land of five continents. ”

Gu Tianya smiled meaningfully and said, "Don't worry, I will treat them as my own people." ”

The little saint took a deep breath, and suddenly bowed to Gu Tianya for the second time, and said solemnly: "Although Your Excellency is greedy for money and lustful, and good at backsliding, I have to praise you, you are a good man. I only hope that you will remember the promise you made and treat the Turks as people...... Because, they have become accustomed to the life of the land of five continents, and they are no longer suitable for the nomadic rush of the grassland. ”

Gu Tianya's tone was even more divine, and he smiled and said, "Don't worry, there will be more and more Turkic people who don't want to graze." ”

……

…… The first shift arrived, followed by the second shift

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